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bi-and-bewildered · 2 years ago
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In honor of my graduation, here are my favorite stories to tell about my high school experience
In my first week of freshman year, I watched a kid snort cocaine off his desk. To this day, that is the most blatant in-class drug use I’ve ever witnessed.
Freshman year, ancient literature class, our teacher had a week where he was in a bad mood. We brought in his favorite candy to give him as we walked in the door. He was completely baffled and claimed he was never in a bad mood to begin with.
Sophomore year, AP Biology, I wrote a lab report on mitosis. I wrote the phrase “cells divide during this process.” My teacher counted me points off and wrote back “Cells can’t do math.”
Sophomore year, AP World History, our teacher mentioned she once had a class with a pet fish. She said as long as we took care of it and she didn’t have to deal with it she didn’t care. I brought a fish and a fish tank into school and our fish, lovingly named Frank, remained our class mascot for the rest of the semester. Name suggestions included: Beta Mussolini (vetoed), Beta Male, Sparta-fish
Sophomore year, our spring musical was High School Musical. The day of opening night, our male lead (playing Troy) got hit by a car walking to get food before the show. He still went on that night and our director didn’t even find out about it until two weeks later when the show was over.
My junior year APUSH teacher said that she wouldn’t panic if I died in her classroom (lightheartedly playing off a joke I had made), I thought it was hilarious. 2 months later, I had seizure on the floor of her classroom. Low and behold, she was perfectly calm the entire time.
Same year, same class as the above story. A girl in my class (a friend of mine) witnessed a guy get shot point blank at an intersection on her way to school. She came in was like, “I just saw a guy get shot😐.” Teacher sent her to the counselor.
my senior year calculus teacher had pet lizards and decided to start breeding cockroaches for them. in his classroom. sometimes he’d throw cockroaches at kids to scare them. he also accidentally bred an albino cockroach and that was pretty cool.
in a single day of school senior year, a student got run over on the crosswalk in front of our school in the morning, a teacher had a heart attack during first hour, and a fight broke out during lunch and the kid jumped on a lunch table and kicked the other guy in the face. (no one died btw) (it was also the day i got rejected from my dream school lmao)
another day in second semester, in the morning there was a four car accident in the school parking lot that took out an entire light pole. not one to be out done, three hours later our senior class president drove through a wall like three feet to the left of the first accident.
love a good american public school🤘🏼🤘🏼
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jacenotjason · 11 months ago
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trying to post to tiktok makes me want to rip out vital organ
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gibbearish · 1 year ago
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love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking
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tomahachi12 · 2 months ago
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TW/ST: MISCARRAGE (implied)
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monstermonger · 4 months ago
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I was honestly shocked how many people stumbled across my Elden Ring sketchpages so far, ty! :")
I decided to make prints available if anyone was interested c:
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elitisim · 3 months ago
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so, i hit 1k sometime in the beginning of June ✨🥳. Which means my incessant yapping about absolutely nothing on every post I make and multiple months-long unannounced hiatuses didn't scare all of you off yet, so thanks for that y'all.
No, but for real tho, I genuinely want to express my gratitude to each and every one of you for putting up with me and all my BS, so my 1k+ gift exclusively consists of hairs requested by YOU!  Which is totally about giving back to the community that has supported me and NOT just an excuse to dump all the requests that have been sitting here piling up for months.
there are only 7 hairs in the preview image but a bunch of these are from sets, so all-in-all you're getting 17 female hairs!
INFORMATION:
None of this is my original work! All mesh credit goes to @sheabuttyr, @ebonixsims, @daylifesims, @simstrouble!
Set contains 17 hairs for for Teen ➤ Elder Females
due to how the meshes where made the Poloma Passion Twists and Monae Beads don't have root/tip controls so they’re only 2 channels the rest are 4 like normal.
credits, preview pictures, links to originals, poly counts and individual download links for every hair is under the cut.
polycounts are ALL over the place. Lowest hair is +10k, Highest one is +32k. Please reference the list under the cut before downloading!
Files comes in two flavors: Merged and Unmerged
Both types contain the exact same type of stuff (package file and preview images) except version one is one big merged file and the version has individual files.
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@simstrouble Adeline Braids//22.2k poly// requested by @paigeywaigeyy
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@daylifesims: Honey Sun Clover Dreadlocks v1// 10.8K Poly //requested by anon
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@ebonixsims: Monae Beadset V1//32.7K Poly! // Under hats // Recolorable beads 4 channels//no tips or root controls due to mesh//requested by anon
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@sheabuttyr: Daija Dreads V1 // 28.6k Poly //requested by anon.
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swampybogg · 2 months ago
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belmeran · 2 years ago
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another older comic, she’s goin through it
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ruporas · 6 months ago
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it's time to go, my love (ID in alt)
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bumidoodles · 6 months ago
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Husk angy
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stargirl230 · 1 month ago
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naiad 🌊🔱
My full illustration for the Fantasy Warriors Artbook by @dames-zine!
(no reposts; reblogs appreciated)
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dapper-lil-arts · 5 months ago
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Perks of writing a deranged multiverse fanfic, you can thrown nearly any kind of scene just for the sake of fun.
So I finally got to address the cuntiest MLP character, Nightmare Rarity AND make it about rarijack lol
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carthonasi · 7 months ago
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what do you know about my mother? she was like you. she was kind. and loving.
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hinamie · 4 months ago
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色彩 [Shikisai]
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#itafushi#fushiita#yuji itadori#megumi fushiguro#fanart#jjk fanart#megumi#yuuji#finally...some not angst.....#im worried out of my mind fr these two right abt now but we cope we cope :)#i woke up early n rushed to render this bc im leaving 2 catsit today n wont b able to spend every waking hour drawing like i have been#almost uploaded it without rendering megumi's ear and frgetting the sukuna scars so im sure ill find something i missed once i hit post smh#this pose fought me also >:( sighs why when i try to do not angst they do not want to cooperate . do they prefer being hurt#anyway !!!#i dont think any1 Listens when ppl put song links in the caption but if anyone is curious ! colours/shikisai galileo galilei#SO themcore im unwell i say that a lot but i mean it every time#speaking of colours i Love how these turned out but they ended up being a lot more cohesive than i intended GKHSDFK#wanted to have yuuji in warm and megumi in cold but that appears to have blended everywhere but their uniforms Oops#sighs these 2 and their sun/moon imagery r my cause of death. i die thinking abt it#resisted the urge 2 have a lmhs caption but let it b known. i amn Thinking it.#anyway i say ill b away from my drawing tablet but i fully plan 2 uber home one of the days so i can draw#i cant b slacking now the itfs reunion is nigh and i feel nauseous abt it i need to channel the nervous energy#have sketches.......just in case....but we dont Talk abt just in case >:(#itfs nation hold strong <3
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moonlight-stalker · 5 months ago
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# Dcu x Dp 195
Danny felt as though he was not welcome into the family it's been a month and a half since he was "welcomed" into the family. Bruce had said that all his children would welcome him in but no one would except a fight and when one of them did mostly Dick they would not take it seriously and would often let him win. He did not know how munch longer he could take it so he decided on a plan.
Bruce could not believe what he was seeing, he thought that Damian was doing much better now, he thought he made it clear that he was not to fight Danny who was 5. But as he looked at his phone in horror he can see a video of Damian fighting his little brother in the middle of the dog park.
Ghost fight to show power and status the more powerful you are the more you are respected
If a ghost refuses to fight another it can be seen as disrespectful and make it seam that you are not worth the time or energy
In families especially for children fighting is considered a form of acknowledgment and bonding, when a new ghost joins a family and the other ghosts refused to fight it can be see as they are rejecting the new ghost.
It can also be seen as rude if a ghost dose not take the fight seriously and let's a ghost win just because they are younger and/or weaker.
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reegis · 10 months ago
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🪱💖you look lonely….💖🪱
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