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the fact that a big ass spider was waiting for me on my pillow is my last and final straw for today
#im not even afraid of spiders#but why was it so big😭#i don’t even know if I caught it with#the vacuum cleaner#what if it’s under my bed#UGH i did not need that today
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MONSTER FUCKER ~ by me c:
// shirt shop //
#couldn’t sleep so this is what came to mind lol#mine.#my art#artwork#comic#comic art#cute#monster fucker#monster romance#monster lover#monster under the bed#art art art#artist#my artwork#divinebunni
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LOOK AT THEM. BABIES.
#what a good boy#catblr#they're in the middle of my bed so I'm trying to get under the covers without bothering them lol#I'm so glad they're getting along
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weird al is bar none one of the single most talented musicians of the past fifty years. this is not a joke. his parodies span a wide range of genres and his original compositions range from deceptively simple to incredibly complex. his grasp of musical composition and theory is absolutely unparalleled.
a good example of this is the fact none of his parodies use pre-recorded instrumentals from the original songs. he transcribes the song BY EAR and then re-records it with his band. he literally reverse engineers music to parody it. i can’t even read music much less transcribe a song by ear.
tl;dr weird al is unironically, unequivocally one of if not the most skilled musicians to ever exist and people do not appreciate him enough
#jules.txt#weird al#weird al yankovic#this is completely unbiased what do you mean (kicks my weird al icon under the bed)
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#“is he under water or in space?”#well wouldn't YOU like to know weatherboy#<< sorry that vine has been in my head all day and y'all are my outlet#so my goal for the year was to get more confident with colors#i think i'm getting there#this *does* have a tone curve on it but i didn't adjust much so i'm considering that a win#just wanted to bring back some of the teal tones i lost while rendering#closing requests sometime tonight btw!#i'll do it whenever i go to bed#so that could mean in one hour or in five (because what's a sleep schedule)#ralsei#deltarune#ralsei in places that don't exist in actual deltarune#update; let's all pretend that i didn't forget to draw his horns
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Bf helped me put together a little nesting corner
#miscecanis#abo#nesting#sfw miscecanis#sfw omegaverse#omega nest#hurgle gurgle#ok so i always thought the human petbed was lowkey kinda cool bc omega coded#and a local palette store had them for cheap like a month ago so we got one#thats whats under the sheet. its a human pet bed#tbf we kicked it around for like a month like wtf do we do w this#but now it is my little area
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I’ve been having art block like hell lately but I have brainrot for him so bad - so doodles anyways!!!!
Baggs is by @/megalommi
#the second doodle is my oc’s soul under thrall#I wanted to experiment with what a broken soul would look like under hypnosis - this was my favorite#I think the swirls could warp around the soul as well? which could be pretty cool - but they don’t behave that way in whole souls#*warp around as in follow the soul’s shape - making circles that don’t extend outside the soul but warp to stay within its bounds#until they aren’t round anymore#ANYWAYS#myart#utau#megalosomnia#Baggs sans#MY MANNNNN#….needs to meditate!! and wash his face!!!#kissing him and tucking him in bed
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Already trying to figure out how to draw the NPCs— starting with a handful of the children I expect we’re going to be seeing again. I’m excited to see how much my designs for them change as we go along!
#considering previous seasons I’m so excited to see how the dang kids get severely traumatized#not committing to any colors outside of Bibi’s blue— both for her name and bow#~~post cancelled i think the bow is pink~~#Bibi has a unibrow since that’s what it looks like on the cover art and i think she’d be able to make it work rn#i just saw a picture of Bibi that wasn’t my super crunched quality close up i think I’m gonna let myself die now#gonna redraw her for my own personal redemption#Milton is Milton. He sucks but tbh i like him#Hermie started weird too i believe in a Milton redemption arc /J#… /hj#Molly is uncertain— i wanted her to be punk but she’s like 12 so she’s like.#a 13 year old under the thumb of her parents trying to be punk when she can’t even buy her own clothes#I want Timmy to look the most like his mother out of all of the kids#anyways Timmy about to lose his bed privileges#dndads#dungeons and daddies#dndads spoilers#dndads season 3#the Peachyville horror#the Peachyville horror spoilers#Britannia Blue#Milton Grammar#Molly MacArthur#Timmy Trout
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"Are you suggesting that I get my football prowess from fucking my wife?!" (x)
requested by: @your-dead-european-ancestor
Endless SFTH gifs [ 1 / ?? ]
#first gifset i've ever made!#this is what being on a tiny fandom for the first time ever does to a motherfucker#anyways i hope you enjoy them!#i'm planning on doing more but please any requests are greatly appreciated as they keep me motivated that someone will enjoy them :D#shoot from the hip#sfth#my gifs#i genuinely can't believe i'm using that tag lmao#The Neighbour's Under The Bed#shoot from the gif
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i can’t believe he can make (>.<) face
#alex horne#god im so in love with him#i want to keep him under my bed. i mean what. who .. i didnt say tha#horne posting
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sometimes i just want to cry over mulder’s fish and the way that we see both scully and doggett go to his apartment and feed them during the months he was missing and the fact that scully must have kept feeding them even months after he was dead and just to be loved so much that people come tend to your environment and keep your home and feed your fish long after you’re gone
and that the first thing he notices when he comes back is that one isn’t there. and how scully tried so hard, she tried so hard to find him and to keep him safe and to keep his work going and to keep those damn fish alive, and the first thing that he says to her when they walk back into that apartment is that one is missing
the way that in that scene, he says that he’s having trouble processing, that he doesn’t know where he fits in. you can be loved so much that multiple people come feed your fish and maintain your apartment after you’re buried in the ground, you can try so hard to keep everything going for someone else, but the world keeps spinning, and time goes on. fish die and baby bumps grow and answered prayers aren’t always miracles
he came back covered in scars to a clean apartment and a fish tank missing 1 molly and where does he fit in inside a world that hasn’t waited for him, no matter how hard she tried to make it stop
#nurse she’s rambling about the fish again#he loves those fucking fish#thinking about how they’re in scully’s apartment after he leaves in s9#anyway i know it didn’t do things perfectly but i love ‘three words’ for this dynamic#she is SO pregnant in that scene and he has missed EVERY day of it#and she has a new partner and the fbi wants him out and what is there even for him to miraculously resurrect to#having this baby and solving x-files were things that she wanted to do with him#and as far as he knows she’s been doing fine alone and with her new partner#he doesn’t know that she wept on the floor of a hospital and slept clutching his shirt in his bed#that she had to be Ripped off of his corpse and that she watched that fish die and she couldn’t stop any of it#‘don’t quite have my legs under me yet’ indeed#txf.txt#three words
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dont you just love hot weather
#ive been ill and it was SO HOT THIS WEEK I THOUGHT I WOULD DIE#im just laying in my bed butt naked and its so fricking hot what do you even do........#i love spring but god i didnt miss hot weather#Gem and Pearl! Struggling for our sins or just struggling just like me because heat was the only thing i could think of while dying of heat#a bit of an anatomy study! mostly just silly stuff i think its pretty domestic to fucking die of heat together#pearlescentmoon#geminitay#hermitcraft#the shorts on gem are like you know the ones women wore under skirts before the ones#court jester's art
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Suddenly hyperfixated on TNUtB and decided to do headcanons for my favorite sfth kids!!
John "Johnny" Evans
Look, being able to see the future at a somewhat young age can be fucking traumatizing, of course he's gonna be less emotionally mature than his younger sibling
That one off mention of this sixth sense being genetic but also being two completely different powers in the two occasions we see it (For Johnny it's future dreams and for Jack [<- their father because I think he doesn't have a name] it's sort of like. Spidey sense if that makes sense [haha, sense]) leads me to headcanon that the sixth sense isn't future dreams/visions specifically, but being more connected with space and time.
Johnny got the sixth sense much earlier than he was supposed to. It manifested when he was around 13. It's terrifying yet super fucking cool to just be able to see the future. But at the same time, he did have a future dream about part of the school collapsing because of its lack of solid foundation. This is how he learned that what happens in a future dream will happen. Like a fucked up version of Murphy's law
There is a small chance that his future dream ends up being wrong because of a shift in the timeline. He once had a dream that half of Somerset was burnt down. This was supposed to be true. Not until the change in timeline by BD and The Spirit of Somerset
Sleep talks. Takes on different voices depending on who's in his dream. You cannot convince me otherwise
Johnny is trans. Thank you for coming to ny Ted talk--
Janae Evans
I was full on panicking with what Janae's gender is so. Non-binary Janae???
"But dvmm13!! Janae's a child!!" Janae's also got the internet, goddamn it. They're smart enough to fully understand things and themself
Despite being much smarter than everyone else in their class, they're actually pretty popular. Take that, introverted/bullied nerd stereotype!
They're actually quite the chatterbox. Give them a topic and they'll tell you all about it-- they could ramble on for hours on end (ESPECIALLY if it's a topic they like)
Tutors students around their age or older than them. You can never convince me otherwise. This is canon to me
Actually fucking terrified of Johnny's powers. I mean, woah, sci-fi/fantasy territory, it's really cool when written but abso-fucking-lutely terrifying when you genuinely think about it
General:
They're related to Egburt's wife. Like, she and Egburt are their great great grandparents, therefore explaining the powers
"But dvmm13!! Only the women of the family have this power!!" To that I say: yes, it's supposed to only be passed down to the women of the family, but Jack got the sixth sense because of a small genetic mutation.
#shoot from the hip#sfth#shootimpro#the neighbour's under the bed#the neighbor's under the bed#potato fics#I DIDN'T NOTICE IT POSTED WHAT THE FUCK TUMBLR#(EDIT: i keep seeing the remnants of my past ideas before tumblr decided to fuck around with me. this post has been edited so many times)#(sobbing so hard right now)
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i see your pspsps femmes and your pspsps butches but where's your pspsps freaks
#my sapphic little mind#sapphic#pspsps freaks#wlw#lesbian#come here you little monster fuckers#i'll show you what could be hiding under your bed#sapphic nsft#wlw nsft#lesbian nsft
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Y'all ever just think about the fact that Luke has younger siblings, and like not by a huge gap from when he was born. Can't figure out how old Chris Rodriquezs actor is (Andrew Alvarez most mysterious man on this planet, apparently, if you know do share) but like if we're assuming he's the same age as Clarrise/Dior then bros 18 at Luke's 19 meaning atleast in show cannon, maybe 17 at the time of release, but regardless ughhhh yeah Hermes moved on from May Castellan QUICK, possibly while like was like only a few months old. I'm just saying YEAH bro was busy doing God stuff and GETTING LAYED AND YOU'RE SLEEPING NEXT TO THE PROOF??? While you grew up fatherless and fending for yourself against you very mentally ill with no meds or some kinda assisted living situation mother, your dad had moved on with his life completely and had several other kids, AND NOW YOU'RE EXPECTING TO BE ROOMATES??? from Luke's pov FUCK LIN MANUEL MIRANDA!!!
#i refuse to let the show try to make my sympathize with the Olympians#bros literally created EVERY problem in this series and y'all want me to think Hermes is just a dad who tried his best?#the proof is in the pudding#Luke seeing red when Percy said “I met your dad” BRO YOUR DAD WAS ATLEAST PROVABLE MORE LOYAL AT THE TIME OF TLT CANNON#Percy Jackson number one daddy's boy#Luke Castellan number one CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE#i need to go to bed#percy jackson#pjo#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo fandom#luke castellan#pjo tv adaptation#pjo spoilers#percy jackson spoilers#pjo disney+#clarisse pjo#clarisse la rue#chris rodriguez#chris pjo#I'd call myself a Luke Apologist but that implies i think he did anything wrong#jk he did a LOT of wrong but i love him anyway sorry bro is fascinating#put him under a microscope and poke him to see what happens#pjo meta#meta analysis
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Sleepover shenanigans
#drawing#steve harrington#stranger things#robin buckley#stobin#they were in her room arguing like old married couple#listen steve just doesn’t understand how she can’t do it bc he thinks she can do anything#he said what tf do you mean you don’t have abs and rob was like bestie I don’t work out they aren’t strong I’m a limo noodle#and he was like well girl get on that I don’t want you to die bc you didn’t keep your body healthy istg your worse than Henderson#and she was like HEY I do plenty of things such as ride my bike and he said ok then why are your thighs the size of my forearm#and he keeps yelling at her to use her core and she’s screaming at him that she’s trying#and he’s holding her leg#but we’ll rob flails and her heel whacked him in the eye so he feel back#hit the wall thought he was dead#dropped rob to the ground and shes cursing like an d man that had to get up from his chair#and she’s like why’d you drop me and he doesn’t respond so she looks over#and my man is out for the count with another black eye#she thinks she killed him and worries that after years of demogorgons and Russians the thing that kills Steve Harrington is#Robs sharp ass heel#she pushes him under the bed and covers him with blankets and then goes to sleep#except he wakes up at like 2am and she screams worse than when she saw a ud creature for the 1st time and whacks him back down and BAM#he is out again and now Robin is freaking out more bc omg she killed her platonic soulmate and he came back to life only for her to kill him#AGAIN#she wonders if she can be tried for double manslaughter on one man but how would they know? then rob realized she can’t testify bc#she’ll tell everything if she gets up on the stand and she won’t just be sentenced for life she’ll be sentence for TWO lives#but then she’s like omg I deserve two life sentences to honor Steve even though he wouldn’t be in jail she just assumes he goes with her#even her own prison sentence for his murder#the next time Steve wakes up he inches out and flips on her to tame her flailing limbs and she starts crying saying#I killed you twice but my love for you is so strong it brought you back a third time and steve is like you knocked me out shithead you didnt#murder me Jesus Christ and she’s like how do you k ow and he’s like omg how do I know
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