#what if it was Yoda

[stardusthuntress]

Somehow the fact that Yoda was not present for the highlight of the republic Jedi era is hysterically funny to me

Seen some people asking where Yoda is in The Acolyte trailer and I feel now is the best time to explain that The High Republic was basically Yoda's sabbatical. Getting into drama in this time, he was not. Fucking off to the middle of nowhere and smoking weed, he was.

[captain-mozzarella]

I headcanon that all of Yoda's finest teacups were made by younglings

In fact most masters of the order's finest teacups were made during crèche crafting time when the kids were learning pottery.

[supertaliart]

Skywalker Siblings Part 3

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[lazyhomestay]

It is said that the Universal Greeting is so silly, so goofy, so utterly derpy that no bad guy, self-respecting or not, would be able to say it.

[rochenn]

The Jedi Order mainly being an institution about teaching makes me sad that we never see more "Jedi classes" outside of the popular ones like martial arts, healthcare and Force wackery.

Alongside basic language and science education etc there have to be at least some trade and college courses on offer, right? The Jedi need a bunch of their own people with law degrees. Proper pedagogy studies for future crèchemasters. Cooks. Managers. All types of engineers. Electricians. Accountants. Researchers. How many Jedi hold a doctorate or professorate? Because I think a large number of them do. Their databanks are filled with millennia of dissertations. You can still find Yoda's articles from 500 years ago and cite them in your history research paper.

The Order just having its own micro-economy going on and every member getting their own regular job education next to all the lightsaber swinging adventures... pls

[auxxrat]

so sick and tired of the “jedi are an evil and abusive cult that steals children” as if half the reason they weren’t protecting these children is bc sith were out killing them or TURNING THEM INTO SITH. they weren’t even STEALING children to begin with I thought we all knew that was Palpatine’s game not Yoda’s.

[stardume]

Hypothetically, do you reckon that for the younglings that grew up in the Jedi Temple would do like ‘your mum’ jokes except instead it would be ‘your master’?

Like I can fully imagine a random youngling going up to their friend and telling a Your Master joke, and running away giggling menacingly

IMAGINE A YOUNGLING SAYING THAT TO LIKE OBI-WAN YODA OR ANY OTHER COUNCIL MEMBER THOUGH

I feel like depending on which council member they’d tell it to, they’d either get a laugh or get banished from the order, there’s no inbetween

It would be so funny though

[ventresses]

Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith (5/?)

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[fisherrprince]

started watching balloon smp it’s fun ( ・∇・)👍

[arriettyspin]

Hey so remember when Jinx became the figurehead of a revolution and the show proceeded to do nothing with that plotline at all?

[wetsocksinbed]

in light of Tales of the Empire being released next month, I want to once again bring up the idea of Star Wars: What If.

What if Ahsoka was actually assigned to Obi Wan?

(the obvious) What if Anakin never turned to the Dark Side?

What if Padme had joined Anakin on Mustafar?

What if Qui Gon had survived Naboo?

What if Vader had survived the end of RotJ?

What if Obi Wan actually did leave the order for Satine?

What if Yoda was secretly working with the Sith the whole time?

WHAT IF FIVES HAD SUCCEEDED?

there’s so many possibilities

[drooliesblog]

Luke and Grogu study drawings

[padmestrilogy]

u can’t tell me the acolyte’s cancellation is a win when the mando movie is currently shooting,, the show had problems yes but this clearly wasn’t a decision made abt quality. what was once a franchise where you could set any kind of story, have any kind of adventure, is now a bunch of increasingly niche tie-ins about the same few characters, hesitantly branded as the “mandoverse”, made by the same few guys (who, most importantly, suck at this). the acolyte made important steps for representation, yeah, but it was also just plain NEW. even andor was a spin-off of a spin-off. you could watch the acolyte if all you knew was a guy named luke blew up a death star once. certain brilliant stuff like visions will always lurk at the dubiously-canon edges of star wars—the acolyte could’ve started a new era of the franchise. even if you didn’t care for the show, this is such a loss

[wantonlywindswept]

ALSO yoda saying his sage old 'do or do not, there is no try', and some of the clones hear that and take it as a given, guess that's just How The Force Works

then a clone discovers they have the force and are like 'well. guess it's time to do'

one of the council members on the battlefield with yoda looking at an army of yowling droids suspended in mid-air by one clone who believes the force can do anything

'there is no try', they mutter, watching as thousands of droids crumple like smashed soda cans, which is definitely Not How The Force Works, except clearly it is How The Force Works. 'really? really?'

yoda's smugness can be felt from space.

[morgan-n-cheese-91]

People I think would be a part of Master Windu's book club:

● Ponds - whether he likes it or not he's there for the soom (space zoom) calls and he gets the interesting parts read aloud to him (he's the biker bf to Mace's booktok girly gf)

● Cody - joined bc he was bored during his brief stint in the 91st, but has since become invested. has his own secondary club amongst the 212th command staff

○ Obi-Wan - reads over Cody's shoulder, inputs his opinions when stealing Cody's soom call snacks

● Fox - his vibes for a book club are immaculate. was offered a spot soon after posting, has the hottest takes

● Bly - joined after reading over Cody and Fox' shoulders while on leave, begged to join, has some of the most indepth takes on the books, also a hopeless romantic

○ Aalya - simular to Obi-Wan, reads over Bly's shoulder, adds thoughts when relevant

● Master Ti - strong willed booktok girly, is the reason they read "Where the Crawdads Sing" and "The Woman in Cabin 10"

● Master Che - joined for the book recommendations, stayed for the gossip

● Madame Nu - founding member

● Kit - has the same book vibes as Mace but more high energy, brings the best snacks for in person meetings

People banned from Mace Windu's Bookclub:

● Yoda - grandmaster crimes + troll + old = banned

● Anakin - this club is Mace's restbute from that lineage's insanity, he barely tolerates Obi-Wan joining over Cody's shoulder

● Depa - Mace does not want to know what his child thought of "A walk to Remember" or "The Girl with the Pearl Earring"

[jewishcissiekj]

yeah Clone Wars 2003 is so good you should watch it right now