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stardusthuntress · 6 months ago
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Somehow the fact that Yoda was not present for the highlight of the republic Jedi era is hysterically funny to me
Seen some people asking where Yoda is in The Acolyte trailer and I feel now is the best time to explain that The High Republic was basically Yoda's sabbatical. Getting into drama in this time, he was not. Fucking off to the middle of nowhere and smoking weed, he was.
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checkoutmybookshelf · 2 years ago
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My Favorite Star Wars Book Ever
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At this point, my deep and abiding love of the Star Wars EU Legends Continuity Books is no secret, and I have apparently pissed off a few people who were fans of Kenobi (the book, not the the show). Them's the breaks in the fandom that is helmed by Anakin *bring the goddamn drama or get off my stage* Skywalker. (Please realize that that is said lovingly; I am HERE for Solo/Skywalker legacy shenanagins.) And speaking of legacy shenanagins, the fact that this book is the culmination of arcs for so many characters that we have literally been able to watch grow up and survive many adventures as the Yuuzhan Vong threaten to annihilate the galaxy is what makes it my unequivocal, hands-down, ride-or-die favorite Star Wars book. Let's talk Star By Star.
*Spoilers abound below the break*
So, like many Star Wars books, the plot of Star By Star is pretty darn straightforward: The Mission to Myrkr to kill the Voxyn Queen and it's immediate aftermath, interlaced with the fall of Coruscant to the Yuuzhan Vong. (For anyone who needs a refresher or an explanation, let me direct you to the one, the only, the wonderful Wookieepedia.)
What makes this book absolutely fucking AMAZING is a combination of the character work and worldbuilding, much of which comes to a glorious head in this book--as well it should, this is very much the turning point of the Yuuzhan Vong war. It also launches a solid half dozen long-ranging new arcs for characters that I just adore.
Normally I do my best to have coherent, organized thoughts about books, but at this point what I really want to do is just a big, messy, disorganized list of stuff I love about this book. So, in the immortal words of Captain Han Solo: Punch it!
The whole concept of the voxyn and the voxyn queen. Let's be real, predators bioengineered to hunt down and murder the crap out of jedi with their ability to sense force-users, sonic blast roars, acid saliva, retrovirous-laden paw pads, and a poisoned tail barb. These things are horrifying and genuinely felt like a threat to the jedi, which honestly got kinda hard to do sometimes in the EU. The big "they're all cloned from a single queen" is a wee bit video game weak spot/boss fight, but honestly I'm not complaining given the sheer grind that this mission becomes.
The Jedi Strike Team Dynamics. This TEAM you guys. This team is an absolute disaster from start to finish. Not only do you have all three Solo kids with their sibling fuckery dynamics--specifically Jacen and Anakin's crippling fundamental disagreement on force use ethics that ultimately is a rehash of Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon's debate about the living vs. unifying force but in an apocalyptic combat zone--but almost every member of this team is potentially a disaster. You have Tenel Ka, Tahiri Veila, and Zekk on the team, who are collective love interests for the Solo siblings, and I'm pretty sure that sending siblings and couples on life-and-death missions is not a good idea because instincts and motivations get all sorts of fucky and tangled. Then you have Alema Rar, whose sister gets acid-in-the-faced-to-death by a voxyn in chapter 1 of this book, which is just a disaster waiting to happen. Then you have the friendship dynamics with Raynar Thul, Lowbacca, and Tesar Sebatyne, which arguably carries over some of the young jedi knights dynamics that never got solved. This team was a TIME BOMB, and frankly the fact that they managed to pull this mission off is a miracle.
The Battle/Force/Jedi Meld. So, not only do we have a team full of hideously complicated and unstable relationships, but they spend the entire goddamn mission in a meld that basically lets them all be in each other's thoughts and feelings and share extreme physical sensations, including pain. Which like...The Vong are major pain fans, so this might have been a poor life choice. Plus, it sets up some of the complicated stuff with Raynar and Jaina and Zekk in the Killick War later. *weird telepathic forearm rubbing* That said, I love the idea of the battle meld, and it really is just a great ride to watch this shred the team.
The Yuuzhan Vong Worldbuilding. Literally the worldbuilding for the Vong in this whole series is A+ horrifying and fascinating. We just get a lot of it here, and it's used to excellent effect.
Anakin's Death. Ok, so this was fucking heartbreaking, and it might seem like a weird thing to put on a list of things I love about this book. But what makes this death just an incredible read is the quality of the writing, the impact on the mission, and the fact that this death sets Jacen on the path to becoming a Sith Lord, pushes Tahiri into becoming the badass she grows into, fundamentally changes how we think about the unifying and living force, and honestly adds some stakes because if the Solo kids aren't safe, then literally ANYONE could die here. This death is so critical and changed so much and was done with respect and weight.
Borsk Fey'lya's Death. We don't love this Bothan. He's kind of a dick. But uh...I will give him credit for buying time for people to get off-planet during the fall of Coruscant, and for blowing 25,000 Vong to hell along with him.
Lando Calrissian Being the Only Adult in the Room With Eyes. Lando delivers the strike team to the Vong, but before he does, he starts a fight. Lando Calrissian HAS EYES IN HIS HEAD and can clearly see the lines along which the strike team is destined to fissure. He tries so hard to get them to air it out before the mission and to clear the air. It doesn't work, but he TRIED, and that's more than Luke or Han did. I guess that's what happens when you're a farmboy who has never had to lead a pre-fractured team and a gruff loner who did everything himself. Lando though...Lando understands that even Jedi have fracture points and conflict points. Give this man more credit.
I think that more or less covers the things that I love about this book. If you love the EU Legends Continuity, I strongly recommend this whole series. There are more good and great books than there aren't, and the Yuuzhan Vong are such great antagonists.
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swhurtcomfort · 6 years ago
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Fic Rec February!
So sorry for skipping January’s Fic Rec Friday! It’s finally the first Friday of the month again, so here goes!
As always, alphabetical by author & my ramblings under the cut!
Water and Sunlight by antheiasilva - 12k, QuiObi (tcw era, they’re adults), wip In the last year of the Clone Wars, Qui-Gon watches over an injured General Obi-Wan Kenobi. Feelings ensue. Will they be able to move from one kind of relationship to another?
untitled by incognitajones - 1k, RebelCaptain, complete From the prompt: “Cassian is the little spoon”
Hands in the Dirt, Head in the Sun by naberiie - 1.5k, Gen, complete Finn's been having nightmares. Kix has similar shadows of his own, and officially-unofficially takes Finn under his wing. Their pasts mirror each other, and Kix hopes that Finn's recovery might mirror his own as well.
untitled by pandora15 - 700 words, Gen, complete Whumpmas Day 9 Prompt: Severe Infection/Sepsis
Leia, afraid by weary-hearted-queen - 700 words, Gen, complete As a child, Leia Organa had been fearless.
keep reading to listen to me yell~
Water and Sunlight by antheiasilva: I was sold on this fic from the very first chapter. Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan are very much contrasted in terms of their ideas about the Jedi Code and what is appropriate, and I’m always such a sucker for hurt!Obi-Wan convinced that he doesn’t deserve to be snuggled and looked after, and of course Qui-Gon lets him know that that’s rubbish. Whenever I see the tag “Obi-Wan Needs A Hug” the pressing question on my mind is...WILL HE GET ONE?? And this story does not disappoint! I also thought the QuiObi issue (that is, the fact that they were once master and padawan) is very conscientiously handled here, even though it’s hard for Obi-Wan to accept Qui-Gon’s boundaries. Can definitely recommend for high quality snuggle time and discussion of feelings!!
untitled by incognitajones: This is such a tender moment between the two of them! What really stands out to me is how well Jyn and Cassian understand each other, and how even though Jyn has exactly 0 patience for Cassian not wanting to take care of himself, she also knows his boundaries. The hurt as well as the comfort is visceral in this fic, I loved the image of pain dulled “like touching a blade insulated by a thick blanket”. Anyone who knows me knows I live for the hurtcomforty details of a fic, tell me where it hurts and what makes it feel better, especially if it’s their loved one’s touch. This little one-shot hit all those buttons for me.
Hands in the Dirt, Head in the Sun by naberiie Um hello, this is adorable? I’m in love with the idea of Kix in the Resistance and I melted at the thought of his experiences echoing Finn’s, and the bittersweet discussion of the scars it has left on both of them, but they have one another, and Kix just understands in a way Finn didn’t know he needed and I loved, loved, loved watch them both take steps towards healing over the course of the story. You couldn’t ask for a sweeter ending. XX
untitled by pandora15: Ok, confession time: sepsis is the end-all be-all of hurtcomfort for me. You’ve got the injury/infection, usually one that’s been hidden or not treated for some time. You’ve got the fever, the chills, the delirium (this fic is a bolt straight to the heart on that one, poor Obi-Wan and his disastrous visions of horrors he can only imagine), you’ve got the angst, the life-and-death drama, the hospital stay, but you also more than likely have a happy ending too, because antibiotics are wonderful and the GFFA has bacta galore. I particularly loved the image that we are left with (look away now if you don’t want spoilers), Obi-Wan safe now but still suffering, and Anakin by his side until the morning, when hopefully poor Obi will feel better. This is sooo sweet and gentle and if you like it you should also peruse Pandora’s Whumpmas Masterlist because let’s be honest, it’s ALL fantastic.
Leia, afraid by weary-hearted-queen: Wow. All I have to say about this is wow. I included this fic for the emotional hurt/comfort, but I think the character study of Leia is really the shining aspect of this, the conflict between Leia the Person and Leia the Symbol of the Rebellion. I loved the quiet support from Luke and Han, and the beautiful, flowy narrative. It’s moments like these that I remember why Leia has always been my favorite character in the series. I love how this highlights the before and after, Leia before the destruction of Alderaan and Leia after, how things will never quite be the same again. Just gorgeous writing. <3
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shadowsong26fic · 7 years ago
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Hurray for AU Outlines!
All right, so I got a request to do #11a from my List of Things I’ll Never Write as an outline, soooo here goes!
Note that, due to the fact that the only people who are bigger Drama Queens than the PT Trio in life are the PT Trio having died and been sent back to have a second chance to Make Things Right, this skews a little bit towards the Melodrama and Feels area, rather than straight Funny like some of the others have been.
(Also, as a trigger/content warning, there’s some bits that could be read as passive suicidal ideation).
Previous outlines can be found in the tag.
The actual prompt:
11. Both Anakin And Padme Unfuck The Timeline And Are Bound And Determined Not To Let The Other One Know They’re From The Future
11a. The Same Thing Only Obi-Wan’s Also Time-Travelling
(For those of you who read It’s Like Déjà Vu (All Over Again) [which was prompt #11 above] last summer, portions of this might be familiar.)
So, we start with Anakin. Anakin gets to have his heartwarming death scene, his final moments with his son, a brief and hazy Moment with Obi-Wan and Yoda on Endor…
And then he blinks. And…he’s not a ghost anymore.
He’s standing in the Jedi Council chamber
(which is a whole lot bigger than he remembers; when did that happen?)
“I will train him. I take Anakin as my Padawan Learner.”
…did he seriously just say that? Wow, no wonder Obi-Wan resented me at first.
…wait a minute.
At first, he thinks it’s just—not exactly a dream, per se. But that old saying, about how your life flashes before your eyes when you die?
(this is a bit late for that, though; because he definitely remembers standing with the others on Endor and watching Luke)
(also this is a weird place to start)
(not to mention unfair)
(if he has to relive it all, couldn’t he at least have seen his mom again?)
Still, it’s the best explanation he’s got, so he decides to run with it.
The next couple of days are—very strange
(Obi-Wan and—everyone is so young. He’d forgotten how young they all were, back then.)
Parts of it he remembers clearly, but most of it is fairly vague, or like—a list of facts. This thing happened, then this, then this.
(He overhears Obi-Wan saying he’s dangerous. Why did you forget that, old friend? he wants to ask.)
(Just because he came back, after all, doesn’t change  what he did. If Obi-Wan had killed him properly on Mustafar, or stuck to his guns back here and not spoken up for him���well, maybe not that second; maybe that just would have given the Emperor more access to him.)
(But, on the other hand, had he not been in the Order, in the position he’d been in…)
(Not that it really matters at this point, after all. He’s just an observer, reviewing bits and pieces of his life.)
(Right?)
All of that changes when they get to the hangar.
He climbs into the fighter cockpit, just like last time.
(Artoo is behind him, a comforting, familiar feeling.)
And then, three and a half decades of training and self-discipline go up against a nine-year-old’s inherent attention span and patience.
And lose. Badly.
(Look, he’s never been good at sitting still, okay? And a part of him is nine years old again, which just makes that even worse.)
He turns on the starfighter early, since he’s not just pushing buttons at random, and fidgets a little, waiting for the destroyers to show up so he can shoot them and then “accidentally” turn on the autopilot and head off into space.
(It really was an accident the first time. Which was then his first taste of real flying—of combat, too—and one of the things he’s actually genuinely looking forward to reliving.)
Then Maul shows up.
(A not-insignificant part of him appreciates the sheer Drama of his entrance, lbr.)
(the part of him that reacts like the forty-something soldier/Drama Queen and not a slightly overwhelmed nine-year-old.)
On a whim, he activates the fighter’s guns and fires off a shot.
He doesn’t expect it to work.
(This is all a dream, right? Just reliving things because the Force thinks I need to be punished, right?)
Except—it does.
what.
It doesn’t kill Maul, of course. But it does throw him off his game, and damage his saberstaff.
Suddenly, advantage: Jedi.
For a long moment, Anakin is frozen. What the hell. I can change things? THIS IS REAL?!!!
He shakes it off after a second—locks down the panic/reaction, drawing on those three and a half decades of training and self-discipline.
He has a battle to win. He can think about the rest of this later.
When he makes it back down to the surface (after a much smoother/neater destruction of the control ship, tyvm), things are—well, part of it went the same and part of it…
Qui-Gon survived. That’s a big one.
Obi-Wan did kill Maul again.
(possibly properly this time; we’ll see)
The next few weeks are…kind of a blur, honestly.
Look, it’s a lot to process. Above and beyond the whole time travel is real and I can change the past and omg I can see all the people I loved again and omg the people I loved will see me again I’m fucked etc. etc., a nine-year-old’s brain really isn’t built to process forty-some-odd years’ worth of memories. Most of them pretty horrific.
In the end, it turns out his memories are…not vague exactly, except kind of they are. He doesn’t remember a whole lot of detail. A few moments, of course, stand out, but for the most part, it’s just the broad strokes.
Which is not to say that he doesn’t remember the details, just that he can’t consciously recall them. He basically has to enter a deep trance to dredge up any specifics.
When the dust settles, he was accepted into the Order—but apprenticed to Qui-Gon this time.
Probably for the best, he thinks. I didn’t know him the first time around, after all.
He decides, for many, many reasons, to conceal his knowledge of the future and especially how he got it.
And now, he just has to decide—what to do with his knowledge.
His first instinct, naturally, is to run off and stab Palpatine in the face.
Of course, there are a couple problems with this. First of all, he is tiny and ineffectual. He would attempt and fail and just get himself killed.
(This, incidentally, is why Anakin has to land this early because lbr without a damn good reason holding him back, he would just go murder Palpatine in the face.)
(Being Tiny and Ineffectual is pretty much what’s gonna do it.)
(And while a part of me is delighted by the mental image of nine-year-old Anakin murdering Palpatine in the face, it makes for a very short story and does not fit the prompt sooooo.)
And second of all (though this doesn’t occur to him until after he tries climbing out the Temple window and stops himself because Tiny and Ineffectual), remember the above bit about vague memories?
….yeah, murdering Palpatine in the face without knowing the full context (…assuming he even knew about it/cared to know about it in the first place) could have serious consequences.
Like…quite a bit of the Master Plan is already in motion.
The clones are already in production, almost certainly.
Dooku may already be Tyranus, who the heck knows.
Palpatine didn’t create the problems that led to the Separatist movement and the War (or if he did it was much earlier than this), he just exacerbated them.
So, without Palps imposing some measure of control over the chaos…
Chance are, he’d just unleash a different kind of hell. Maybe it would be better, maybe it would be worse.
But he really doesn’t want to take that chance.
He was given this opportunity to set things right. He’s not about to waste it by just breaking the world again a whole new way.
He decides (though he knows it will be Extremely Difficult), to keep his head down and try to figure out exactly what the context is, put things in place to unravel the preliminaries as best he can, and then murder Palpatine in the face.
Of course, Anakin has never been very good at playing the long game.
(Even as Vader)
And he learns, pretty quickly, that Qui-Gon…has many talents, and is a very good Master for him in many ways but…yeah, not so much that.
(Qui-Gon may, in fact, be worse at long-range planning than he is. He never thought he’d see the day…)
So, after a year or two, he gives in and admits he needs additional help. And there’s really only one person he can turn to.
The problem is, Obi-Wan has been…not very much at the Temple since Anakin arrived. And when he is, he tends to avoid Anakin and Qui-Gon as much as he can.
But they were friends before—while they were alive, and then again, after Luke saved him and they found each other in the Force again.
Anakin is sure that, if he just has the opportunity to talk to Obi-Wan, they will be again…
Of course, before Anakin can approach Obi-Wan, guess whose turn it is now to land in the past!
Obi-Wan wakes up in the middle of a mission, about a year and a half after Anakin got back.
He realizes he’s time-travelled pretty quickly. He sort of vaguely remembers this mission? It was one of the ones he went on just after being Knighted, when Anakin was still too young and inexperienced to accompany him.
(Not a very memorable mission, though. The Force is being kind; he’s going to get enough shocks to the system over the next few days.)
So, once he processes that, he’s pretty happy about it. He can change the past! Fix things! Save Anakin! Not lose EVERYONE all over again!
(well, all right, he’s too late to save Qui-Gon but still)
It’ll take some doing, of course; to unravel everything Palpatine’s already put in place. Make sure he ties up all the loose ends.
(it might well take him the full ten/twelve years he has, even; he’ll need to find actual evidence of what he knows, probably, and explain how he got there some credible way, in order to actually get this right.)
But first…
But first, he gets to see his brother again. And, yes, they found each other in the Force, and everything was all right in the end, but…but this is a second chance.
He’s very much looking forward to it.
So, he wraps up his mission and sends a preliminary report back to the Temple, and then thinks—I’m not too far from the Arkanis sector.
That’s a problem we really don’t need eight years from now.
Besides, from everything he’s heard of her, Shmi Skywalker deserved so much better.
He gets to Mos Espa, and tracks down Watto (he never saw me before, I can do this discreetly and not have to deal with the Council asking Questions I haven’t yet decided how to answer) and finds out—
“The Jedi came through and bought her from me over a year ago.”
And there’s a sort of…brain-glitch moment there, where two conflicting sets of memories over the past two years try to integrate.
At which point he’s absolutely positive that someone else is time-travelling, and he figures it’s either Yoda, Anakin, or Qui-Gon himself. He won’t know for 100% sure, though, not until they actually meet.
I have to get back to the Temple now.
He makes his excuses to Watto, grumbling rather convincingly, he hopes, and disappears off into the sunset, back to his ship and Coruscant.
He gets to the Temple hangar, and Anakin is actually there, waiting for him. And he knows.
Anakin’s eyes go huge, and his shields slam down. He’s clearly unsure exactly how to proceed. He had this All Figured Out, and suddenly he’s dealing with his Obi-Wan, the one he loved and lost and found again, instead of the one from this timeline, and…and…
Obi-Wan nudges his shields a little, and offers a very brief smile—it’s okay, we did find each other again, you came back.
Anakin brightens and tries to hide it.
(badly, as always)
But they’re still in the Temple hangar at the moment, and Anakin is probably Supposed To Be Elsewhere right now.
“Meet me on the roof tonight,” he murmurs as he passes.
Anakin nods, then scampers off to whatever he’s supposed to be doing.
(Obi-Wan decides it’s probably better to approach Qui-Gon after he and Anakin have talked properly. But that’s his next step.)
Anakin’s very Nervous again when he gets up to the roof that night. He’s had all day to fret about it, after all.
But as soon as Obi-Wan gets up there—a couple minutes after Anakin does—he immediately hugs his little brother.
Anakin clings tighter than he remembered knowing how to.
And for a very long moment, they just stand there, clinging to one another, on the Temple roof.
(they don’t speak)
(at this point, they don’t need words)
And then they start talking—Anakin reveals how long he’s been here, and admits that he’s a little lost how to proceed.
“My memories aren’t totally reliable,” he says. “I think my brain was too small when I landed. And you’d think it would get easier as I physically matured, but…”
“Maybe in a few more years,” Obi-Wan suggests.
“Maybe.”
Obi-Wan agrees with Anakin that they shouldn’t just go for Palpatine right away.
(for one thing, if they don’t have any actual evidence, that risks pitting the Senate and the Jedi against one another which would…would not end well.)
So, they decide that Obi-Wan will try to research, find actual evidence that leads them to Kamino and Geonosis. Because “I had a vision” might satisfy the Council (“we came from the future” is slightly less likely, but still within the realms of possibility), but even if they manage to cultivate allies in the Senate, they will never convince that august body of Palpatine’s evil with that alone.
“With any luck, this won’t take too long. I know more or less what I’m looking for, and I have a little more freedom to maneuver.”
“Because you don’t have a small child tagging along this time?” Anakin suggests dryly.
“Partly, yes,” Obi-Wan says, with a smile. “The point is, I’m sure I’ll find something that leads me to Kamino, and we’ll go from there.”
“Without letting him know we’re on to him.”
“Ideally, yes.”
Anakin, they decide, will try to figure out how to deal with the chips. Just in case.
���It might take some time,” he warns. “The interface between the organic and the machine parts is where I always had trouble. Even with the…the suit, later.”
Obi-Wan nods. “But we have eight years,” he says. “Surely, between the two of us, we’ll pull this off.”
“Hey, we’ve pulled off wins against worse odds before,” Anakin agrees, with a very familiar spark in his eyes.
(Obi-Wan’s heart soars a little at the sight.)
For two years, everything goes reasonably well. They make progress, Obi-Wan foils a few schemes (so do Anakin and Qui-Gon).
(Obi-Wan also patches things up with his old Master)
The three of them are a family. They’re actually happy.
But there is a Problem on the horizon.
Palpatine hasn’t quite figured out that Obi-Wan and Anakin are on to him. Obi-Wan is too careful for that, too used to being undergound, and Anakin doesn’t have the access to really make an impact.
But Qui-Gon—Qui-Gon hasn’t been allowing Palpatine the access he wants.
Naturally, the solution to this problem is to arrange his murder.
Neither of the boys takes Qui-Gon’s death well.
For Obi-Wan—well, it’s like Maul all over again; better in some ways because he had more time with his Master; worse in others because just when they reconnected he lost him again.
For Anakin—oh, the guilt. Beside which, he had actually bonded with Qui-Gon this time around, so…the guilt and the grief and everything in him wants to lash out.
(that’s what he does when he’s grieving, after all)
(he lashes out)
(and the worst of it is—the worst of it is, he knows exactly why this happened)
(and it’s all his fault)
(Qui-Gon was killed because of him.)
Obi-Wan figures out this is going down (or at least the first part of it) which is what pulls him out of his own grief spiral and goes to calm him down.
And Anakin starts to withdraw because—because how can he face Obi-Wan, after this—
“Don’t—don’t—don’t shut me out, Anakin, please—”
And that’s all it takes and they both basically break down and cling again, just like on the Temple roof two years before, only…only…
A few days later, they have a strangely familiar conversation at a too-familiar funeral, and Obi-Wan takes over Anakin’s training.
The two of them fall into old patterns—or, well, something very, very close to them. Since they’re not willing to read the Council in on things, they’re also running regular missions along the side. But they continue to interfere with Palpatine’s plans whenever they detect them, and keep looking for the full web so they can safely remove the spider at its heart.
 Palpatine, of course, has backup plans for his backup plans, so he can always course-correct. On the other hand, frustratingly, he doesn’t have any more access to the boy than he did with Jinn involved, and cannot risk another murder.
So, he keeps trying to gain access, and keeps adjusting his overall plans as necessary.
Some ground is gained, but some is lost. Their slow underground solitary war does show some progress, if glacial. And the day to day missions take up enough of their time and focus that, while they are making strides in the longer game, years pass before they even realize it.
And then, Anakin and Obi-Wan are at last sent to mediate a border dispute on Ansion.
They are once again arguing about Anakin’s Trials, just like the first time around.
But this time, they’re taking the opposite sides.
“No, Master, I’m not ready, I need a restraining bolt, I can’t do this.”
(remember what I almost did after he died, Master? You pulled me back. I need you there to pull me back.)
“Anakin, you are clearly ready, I don’t think you do at this point, and the Council is starting to Drop Hints at me about holding you back.”
“No. No, no, no, I can’t do this.”
Obi-Wan sighs and drops the subject for now.
Anyway. Ansion. Anakin seems uneasy, on edge.
“I don’t know. I feel like this mission is Significant somehow, but I can’t place it.”
(karking unreliable memories)
Obi-Wan doesn’t really recall it, either.
“It’ll come to one of us if it really is that important.”
They complete their mission, and then, on the way back to Coruscant—
“Obi-Wan. Obi-Wan, I figured it out.”
“What?”
“Why this mission is so important.”
“Yes?”
“It’s the last one. Before—before Kamino. And First Geonosis. And…Varykino.”
“Oh. …oh.”
Obi-Wan tries to figure out a solution—had things really gone that far already? Where did the time go we’re not ready yet—and the best he can come up with is trying to switch places; perhaps using Anakin’s Trials as an excuse to send him to Kamino, while Obi-Wan guards the Senator.
“If the Council goes for it, I’ll do it,” Anakin says.
But first, they have to deal with the initial half of the mission—seeing Padme again; meeting the bounty hunter, finding, at least, a genuine breadcrumb that will take them to Kamino.
AND NOW, at long last, GUESS WHOSE TURN IT IS TO TRAVEL BACK IN TIME!
Padme wakes up on the approach to Coruscant.
Like Obi-Wan (and unlike Anakin), she figures out she’s time-traveled pretty quickly.
(she mucks around with the landing gear, and is able to do just enough to save Corde’s life, even if she can’t totally prevent the explosion)
And that just confirms it—she’s in the past, this is real, she can change things. She can save the Republic. Save Anakin.
(even if she was wrong when she died, and she doesn’t think she is, she knows there’s still good in him now. She can save him, here and now. She is not going to lose him again.)
Speaking with Palpatine himself again is—not easy. Mostly because she is nearly overcome with the desire to rip his karking face off.
(she focuses on the mental image of Corde in the medcenter instead, because she’s angry about that, too)
(it seems to work; his slimy, false sympathy is exactly as it was the last time)
(This, incidentally, is why Padme has to land so late. The same reason, basically, why Anakin had to land so early—without a damn good reason, she would just haul off and murder Palpatine in the face.)
(And she’s smart enough to know that she has to wait until she takes steps to counteract the inevitable power vacuum, especially with Dooku still out there.)
(But if she landed before he was this entrenched….?)
(Yeah. Murder. All of the murder. Right in the face.)
But then—after suffering through her audience with Palpatine—then she gets to see Obi-Wan and Anakin again.
And there’s a moment of—the last time she saw him, he did go mad and try to murder her. What if she reacts to that, instead of the person he is in the here and now?
(…I will cross that bridge if I come to it, she decides.)
Of course, when she sees him again—
This is her Anakin. Not the one she lost on Mustafar, the one she found at Varykino.
(well, not quite; maybe a little later; a year or two into the War, after he had Ahsoka, before things got too bleak and never-ending; when he was a little bit scarred, a little bit shadowed, but still the golden boy she loved.)
Anakin is just as much of A Mess as he was the first time around.
(if not more)
(Obi-Wan would very much like to bang his head against the wall but he is A Professional, so instead he steps on Anakin’s foot and takes control of the conversation)
(he’s also extremely—if decorously—happy to see Padme alive again like this)
Padme does not actually sleep that night; she remembers those creepy worm things and she knows they’re coming this time.
(“maybe one of us should hang out on the roof, pounce on the droid before it cuts through the window,” Anakin says, “and by one of us I mean me can I please go dive off a roof onto a droid?”)
(“fine, as long as you don’t mock my driving when I pick you up. And we are not taking your shortcut again.”)
(“you never let me have any fun.”)
(“I’m letting you jump off the roof!”)
(Padme watches Anakin fall past the window a few hours later, crashing into the droid and disappearing from view)
(...that’s...different...)
But, long story short, they get their dart breadcrumb. As promised, Obi-Wan speaks to the Council, but they refuse to switch the assignments from what they see as the logical one.
(Anakin is kind of torn between terror and elation and Angst)
(“everything will be fine,” Obi-Wan promises him)
Padme is mostly pleased. She’s still pissed that she has to miss the Military Creation Act vote, but, on the other hand, cementing her relationship with Anakin is almost as important in the long run.
(especially since the War, at this point, is inevitable)
(at some point, while they’re getting ready to go, Anakin mentions Qui-Gon to her; and she has the same sort of brief brain-lag memory-integration Moment Obi-Wan did on Tatooine eight years before)
(Anakin panics for a second “what did I do wrong this time DDDDDDD:”)
(but she does recenter, and figures—well, this isn’t all that much more weird than the concept of time travel in and of itself; question is, does this make her job easier or harder…)
(one thing she is absolutely sure of, though, is that Anakin can never know what she’s seen. It would break him, and she will not let that happen. She’s going to get it right this time. She’s going to save him.)
The two of them continue on to Varykino, and Padme notices more strange things that don’t quite add up.
Anakin is—shy. Definitely interested in her; just as transparent as the last time, but every time they start to get close, to touch, to kiss—he pulls back as if he was burned.
And what follows is, essentially, a role-reversal of their canon courtship.
(complete with Melodrama by the fireside, where Anakin tells her they Can’t Be Together and then flees the scene and Padme promptly bursts into tears because, to her, it feels like her husband of three years just left her, nevermind that he isn’t her husband yet, and…)
(“It would destroy us,” he says; knowing how it would.)
(“I look at you, and I can’t breathe,” he says; hearing the echo of the monster that still lives inside him.)
(“I am here to protect you,” he says; meaning so much more than she can possibly understand.)
(because, whatever else happens, she can never know what he’s done. It would destroy her. And he cannot let that happen. He’s going to get it right this time. He’s going to save her.)
So they spend the next few days Pining. There is so much pining going on, guys.
(lightyears away, Obi-Wan is very glad he’s lightyears away from all of this.)
Obi-Wan’s thread is basically a much smoother, more deliberate progression of his canon plotline.
 Again, he needs actual Evidence that will be acceptable to the Senate, not just the Council.
Of course, when he gets to Geonosis, he has absolutely no intention of getting arrested again. He could do without reliving that particular adventure, thank you very much.
So he picks somewhere less exposed to send his message summoning reinforcements.
(and still gets spotted and captured, because the universe likes to mock his pain)
Anakin facepalms a little, but—well, he needed an excuse to go to Geonosis.
If I can get this part right this time, if I can kill Dooku right from the start—I can’t think of a better way to hamper the Emperor’s plans.
Padme promptly announces she’s going to rescue Obi-Wan, just like she did the first time.
Anakin tries to talk her out of coming along.
(It is very, very difficult, he now remembers, to talk Padme out of anything. Especially where Righting Wrongs and Triumphing Over Evil and Saving People is concerned.)
(he loves her so much when she gets that look in her eyes; a part of him is dying a little but he follows her; he will always, always follow her)
Anakin smiles that little crooked smile of his, the one that means explosions and death-defying recklessness and somehow saving the day nonetheless.
(she loves that smile; almost as much as she loves the full, bright, soft one that’s just for her; a part of her is dying inside, knowing that she might never actually see it again, but she stands at his side; she will always, always stand at his side)
They work their way through the factory, doing a little bit better than the first time, since they know their way around.
But, because they are still Reckless and Unsubtle, they get caught.
As they’re being brought into the arena, just like before, Padme tries one last desperate confession.
(she’d hoped it wouldn’t take a mutual near-death experience like it did for her, but it’s worth a shot)
(and he knows he shouldn’t—not until after Palpatine is dead and his mission is complete—but…but she loves him. She said so.)
(and he kisses her, once, before they’re wheeled into the arena.)
The next bit goes…eh, more or less as it does in canon.
Until they catch up to Dooku in that cave.
…well, okay, for a few minutes longer. Anakin, overconfident and riding the most glorious high of his life, still rushes in heedlessly.
He manages to catch the lightning, but he’s lost vital ground, and he’d—forgotten how skilled Dooku was.
(in his defense, he had defeated him legitimately before murdering him last time!)
Eventually, he sees an opening—the opening—for a clean kill.
But he’s at a bad angle, and Dooku is too focused…
(Obi-Wan will figure it out, he reasons, in the split second he notices it, and steps forward to make a sacrifice)
Dooku misses the fork, takes the bait, makes for the opening Anakin has given him—and strikes true.
But leaves himself open to Obi-Wan who does not hesitate to take his shot.
So, here is what has and hasn’t changed—Anakin still loses his right arm; but Dooku dies at First Geonosis.
Obi-Wan deactivates his saber and steps over Dooku’s body, running to Anakin.
“I’d forgotten,” Anakin mumbles, “how much that hurt…”
“You didn’t have to do that, my friend,” Obi-Wan says, trying to push soothing, comforting pulses along their bond as they wait for help to arrive.
Anakin shakes his head. “Needed t’distract him. So you could get him and he wouldn’t get away this time.”
Obi-Wan sighs.
Padme bursts in a moment later.
“Ani!”
Obi-Wan shifts to allow her room; lets her cling to Anakin’s remaining hand.
(he is, of course, completely unsurprised by this turn of events)
Later, when Padme and Anakin get back from Naboo, they confess to Obi-Wan almost immediately.
“I thought,” Obi-Wan says, when he and Anakin are speaking privately afterwards, “that you were going to try to—that you were going to wait until Palpatine was dead. Just to be safe.”
“I know. But…but it’s really, really hard to…I couldn’t say no to her, Master,” Anakin says. “She…I’d forgotten how much she…I’d forgotten.” And then he smiles, softly.
“Don’t misunderstand,” he says. “I don’t disapprove. I just—you…you are aware I knew from the beginning last time, right?”
“I—wait, what?”
“You two,” Obi-Wan says, patiently, “are not remotely subtle.”
“…you never said anything…”
“You made each other happy,” he says. “Besides, I was hoping you would come to me, eventually.”
“I should have,” Anakin says.
Obi-Wan doesn’t disagree. “Just…don’t shut me out this time, all right? Whatever happens, we’ll get through it together. But I can’t help you if you don’t let me.”
“I won’t, I promise.”
“And—are you sure this is how you want to proceed?” Obi-Wan says.
Anakin thinks for a minute then nods. “She loves me. And I love her. And she asked me and I couldn’t…yes, this is how I want to proceed.” He pauses, laughs a little. “And I never could say no to her, anyway. Not until I was too far gone to listen to anyone. So, if I’m still listening to her, if I still can’t say no to her, I’m doing all right. Right?”
Obi-Wan is Very Very Tired right now. And wants to bang his head against the wall.
(it’s the same problem they’ve been running into with his Trials, all over again)
He chooses not to answer that just now. Instead, he says, “all right, but you have to tell her.”
Anakin’s face drops. “I can’t,” he says. “It would only hurt her.”
“Someday, the truth will come out,” he says. “And the longer you wait, the worse it will be.”
“I can’t,” he says. “What good would it do, to tell her about a horrible future that will not happen?”
“I won’t make you,” Obi-Wan says, after a moment. “But keeping this from her is a mistake. I genuinely believe that.”
“I’ll keep that in mind,” Anakin says, reluctantly, but has no intention of changing his mind.
And so, the War.
Anakin does have the chips sorted, mostly, and he and Obi-Wan start very carefully working through the 212th and 501st, with the intention of moving on to the rest of the army as soon as they can.
They also have the Actual War to fight, which takes up a lot of time and energy. Even with Dooku dead, the Separatists have enough steam to keep this up for at least a year or so.
Padme is carefully, carefully manipulating events so Bail or Mon (Bail is a little more experienced, but Mon, not being Chandrilla’s ruler’s consort, will have an easier time transitioning from representing her home planet to overseeing the whole galaxy) will be able to take power after Palpatine is removed.
And spending as much time with Anakin as possible.
(He doesn’t really object to this. He’s enjoying this all while it lasts.)
Obi-Wan and Anakin talk, early on, about whether or not to request Ahsoka—eventually settle on yes, because she’s good for them. They all work so well together.
(besides, Anakin is almost entirely happy for this brief moment; this was the best year of his life the first time around, and he has the opportunity to have his family back together and…)
(Obi-Wan doesn’t disagree.)
Ahsoka, of course, has no idea of all of this going on under the surface, but she bonds with her Masters and with Rex and with Padme (who is so happy to see her again she has trouble hiding it)…she’s so relieved that her being assigned to Master Skywalker has worked out so well for everyone involved.
But eventually, things must come to a head. And, after a year, Anakin gets a little nudge.
(It’s time.)
This is—oh, we’ll call it during the Tiny Angry Boba Fett arc.
(this was not one of the missions Anakin remembered with any clarity, incidentally.)
(it was somewhat disconcerting to see tiny Fett, though.)
(having on a Very Significant Occasion worked with the full-sized version…)
Obi-Wan is in the field doing…I honestly can’t recall what he was doing, but it might be different in this timeline anyway. Point is, he’s off fighting.
Ahsoka, of course, is off with Plo, Investigating.
Anakin is stuck at the Temple recovering from his injuries.
(with Mace Windu right there)
(as some of you may be aware, I am very fond of inversions and role-reversals and parallels…see also the Rabbit Hole AU; and there’s a future Precipice plot thread that you can probably guess, given that…)
(they’re still not friends; they probably never will be; but they work together at least as well as they did the first time around)
(maybe a little better, even, because Anakin understands him, somewhat)
And Anakin gets that little nudge and, while Mace is asleep or meditating or something, sneaks out. He goes, at long last, to confront Palpatine.
Palpatine is slightly surprised, but not at all displeased, to hear that General Skywalker has requested to meet with him.
(he’s made little drips of contact through the years, but never quite enough to catch on, fortunately)
(at last, he thinks, the seeds he planted are bearing fruit!)
And then Anakin gets into the office.
(and turns on a recording device he’s built into his arm)
(he’s not quite sure why that’s so important to him to install it, but it is)·
(some deep-buried part of him remembers everything that led to Ahsoka’s trial and is covering ALL HIS BASES)
And then he drops his shields.
Palpatine pauses for a split second, calculating his best response.
Option one: kill Skywalker here, find a way to explain it—ah, yes; an assassin, the young Jedi heroically saved his life, unfortunately sacrificing himself in the process. This is the safest option; Skywalker knows far too much, after all. Best to dispatch the threat quickly.
Option two: subdue Skywalker and take some time to learn how the hell he got this much knowledge of the future. This idea is not without risk—harder to explain away, for one thing—but given how several of his schemes have quietly unraveled over the past few years, it might be a bigger threat to remove his only potential source of information. There may be others who have this knowledge, after all.
He settles on Option Two.
Just as Anakin had hoped, Palpatine begins to stall, drawing out the conversation, looking for an opportunity to subdue him nonfatally.
Keep him talking, Anakin thinks. Long enough to say something truly incriminating, and help Padme and Obi-Wan with the aftermath.
(but just for the two of them; he’s pretty sure he’s not walking out of this confrontation alive.)
(he was already injured, after all, and while he’s mostly healed, it’s a profound disadvantage in a fight like this)
(and he’s made his peace with that)
(he’s not really built for peacetime, after all)
(nor does he deserve it, really)
(he just…he wishes it hadn’t come so soon.)
(it’s too early; Luke and Leia won’t exist now, and that’s—that’s something he really, really wants to happen; but…he trusts the Force to tell him when the time is right, and the time is right to end Palpatine now; he cannot risk failing by delaying)
(so he regrets, a little, but he has faith in Padme and Obi-Wan, absolute faith, that they will see this through, after he does his part.)
Palpatine notices the instant Anakin’s tactics change; realizes there must be a recording device somewhere; how could this happen, how could this notoriously unsubtle child get that past me? His arm. It must be in his arm; I need to make sure it’s destroyed when I kill him—
He lashes out; lightning, of course—but not quite quickly enough to stop Anakin running him through.
Anakin staggers a little, fighting to stay conscious as the lightning burns through him, his arm sparking madly (but the part of him that planned for this planned for that too; the recorder is safe); and Palpatine—Palpatine has one last trick up his sleeve.
He has a knife in his boot, a last-ditch self-defense weapon; dipped in poison because he never does anything halfway. He buries it in Anakin’s side, using his last moments to make sure he takes Skywalker with him.
MEANWHILE, back at the Temple
Mace wakes up, and immediately notices Anakin is gone.
He gets up, snags a passing Healer, brushes aside her remonstrances.
“Was Skywalker discharged?”
“What? No, of course not, why--?”
Mace doesn’t bother answering. Just pushes past her and bolts after Skywalker.
He gets to Palpatine’s office in time to see the lightning and both stabbings.
And, despite the concussion, as he is in a much clearer/steadier frame of mind than Anakin was the first time around, Mace is able to evaluate the situation more or less accurately, and does not draw on Anakin.
Instead, he asks, “….Skywalker, what the hell is going on here?”
Okay, he can clearly see that Palpatine was the Sith Lord—which is going to take a hell of a lot of explaining what the hell—but how Skywalker knew—
“That’s…a very long story, Master.” He detaches his prosthetic, and passes it over. “Evidence. I recorded everything.”
Mace stares at Anakin. Stares at the prosthetic. Stares at Palpatine’s smoldering body.
(his half-healed concussion-induced headache is getting worse by the millisecond)
He finds the recording, skims through it—
“…all right. I’m going to get the guards to secure the scene,” he says. Then, eyeing Anakin, “also a medic. Stay put, Skywalker.”
“Sure,” Anakin says, and closes his eyes.
Mace turns off the recording and heads off, holding on to the arm.
And Anakin—Anakin is really feeling the poison burning through him now. He yanks the knife out—he tries to purge the toxin, but he’s not strong enough; not after the lightning; not while he’s bleeding like this.
Padme, he thinks. I can’t—I can’t see Obi-Wan, I can’t see Ahsoka, I can’t see everyone I love to say...but I have to…I have to…
(Obi-Wan, of course, is already on his way back to Corucsant. He has a Very Bad Feeling right about now, and picks up the pace, flying with a recklessness that Anakin might appreciate, if he were here)
He drags himself to his feet, wraps his cloak tightly around himself and hopes it will hide the blood, before sneaking off.
He manages to get to Padme’s apartment without passing out; rings the buzzer.
She comes to the door. “Ani!” She blinks, then stiffens, alarmed. “What…what happened to your arm?”
“S’all right,” he says. “S’evidence. I need…I need…”
She takes his hand and pulls him over to the couch. “Evidence? What do--are you all right? You don’t…you don’t look well. I thought you were stuck in the Temple? Ahsoka said something about an explosion…” She presses a hand to his cheek, checking for fever; but he feels cool to her touch.
“I was,” he says, then takes an unsteady breath. “I need…there’s some…some things I need to tell you; Obi-Wan kept saying I should, for months, but I…I couldn’t…please, just…just let me finish, before you say anything?”
And he turns such haunted, weary eyes to her that even if she wanted to, she couldn’t say no.
“Of course,” she says. “You can tell me anything, you know that.”
He nods; his breath is coming a little short now, and her face is starting to blur in front of him. “I…I just assassinated the Chancellor.”
That was—that was not at all what she’d been expecting to hear. “What?” she whispers.
“He—he was evil, Padme, or I wouldn’t have—you have to believe I wouldn’t have—the…the…the proof, there’ll be proof soon. And I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I didn’t…” He blinks. “The reason I knew is because…because I…in another life, I…I helped him to…to destroy it. Everything. We…we burned it all to the ground, but I got…I got another chance, I got sent back and I…I’m sorry, I’m so, so sorry, I did such…such terrible things, and…” He stops, trying to catch his breath. “I’ll go. I’ll—”
She catches him before he can rise. “I know,” she says. “I know, I…”
He stares at her. “…what…?”
“I got sent back, too.” She kisses him, gently. “And I couldn’t…I didn’t want to hurt you, I didn’t want you to hate yourself for things you hadn’t done yet, so I…I didn’t say anything either. But it’s okay, because you…you came back, I always knew you could, I told Obi-Wan, and…and we’re both here now. That’s what matters. We’re both here, and you’re you again, and...”
His head is spinning. “You…you don’t…you thought I was…?”
(her face flickers in front of his; warm brown eyes replaced by earnest blue ones, I’ve got to save you; you already have)
“I knew you were,” she says, and kisses him again.
And then she feels something wet on her hand.
“…you’re bleeding!”
He catches her hand. He’s really short of breath now, and she can feel his heartbeat fluttering under her fingers. “S’all right,” he says again. “Don’t worry about it.”
“Don’t be stupid,” she says. “You’ll be okay, I’m gonna get help, we’ll get you fixed up, you’ll be—”
He shakes his head. “Maybe—maybe it’s…it’s better this way, I can’t…I can’t break…”
“Don’t talk like that,” she says. “It’s not, it’s—no, Ani—”
“Least I…least I got to see you again,” he says, then, “I love you. Always, always loved you.”
“No,” she says, “no, no, no, you can’t—we—we fixed it, Ani, I don’t think we get another do-over you can’t…you can’t do this, don’t leave me, please, please, stay with me…”
And then he passes out.
When he doesn’t answer, she yells; all pretense at secrecy forgotten; for one of her handmaidens to go find a doctor.
Obi-Wan, meanwhile, has landed on Coruscant and follows his instincts, heading straight for Palpatine’s office. He arrives not long after Mace realizes Anakin has slipped off again.
“Obi-Wan,” Mace says. “What are you doing here?”
Obi-Wan takes in the scene with a glance—the blood; Palpatine’s body which looks so much smaller and less intimidating in death—and all he says is, “where’s Anakin?”
“I’m not sure,” Mace admits. “I turned away for a moment and when I got back he was gone.”
“He—how badly was he hurt?”
“Badly,” Mace says, “or I wouldn’t have left him alone. He was conscious, and lucid, but I didn’t think he could stand, let alone…”
“Damn it,” Obi-Wan says, half under his breath, “damn it, Anakin, you promised you wouldn’t shut me out, we were supposed to do this together—”
“…what.” Mace says.
…oh, not good, Obi-Wan thinks, realizing he’d just said that out loud.
“Obi-Wan, do you have any idea what the hell is going on here?”
“I—”
And then he spots the dagger on the floor, where Anakin dropped it.
Very, very carefully, he picks it up by the handle.
Mace catches his thoughts immediately. Explanations can wait. “I’ll pass this on to the medics,” he says, taking it from Obi-Wan’s hands. “Go find Skywalker.”
(as if Obi-Wan needs to be told)
(as if Obi-Wan really needs to look that hard)
(use your feelings, Obi-Wan, and find him, you will)
Padme looks up when her door opens, still cradling Anakin, hoping it’s the doctor that Elle ran for, but—
“Obi-Wan,” she says, and their eyes meet—
And he knows.
“…when he wakes,” he says, his voice shaking just a little, “when…when Anakin wakes, the three of us need to have a very, very long conversation.”
Her eyes widen, comprehending, and she nods.
And, just as he did for her on Geonosis, she shifts her position, making room for him.
He rests a hand on Anakin’s forehead; healing isn’t his strong suit but he does everything he can to hold Anakin there with them, until the doctor finally, finally arrives.
And, because this is already waaaaaaaaaay longer than I thought it would be, a brief epilogue/summary:
Anakin spends the next couple weeks pretty out of it, while Obi-Wan accounts to the Council and Padme and Mace explain Palpatine’s death.
(but he does survive; it would hardly be a proper fix-it if I gave him an actual Cyrano ending, now would it)
Bail is appointed interim Chancellor while everything is sorted out, but steps down/does not become permanent Chancellor. Probably Mon does.
When Anakin is conscious and lucid enough, he is debriefed; after a great deal of discussion with Mace, with Yoda, and, most importantly, with Obi-Wan and Padme and Ahsoka, he decides to leave the Order.
(Padme takes a brief leave of absence from the Senate, and takes him to Varykino to continue to recuperate, and so they can really figure out where they are as a couple now, with everything they know, with everything they lived through and then averted. But she does go back to work after a month or two)
(Obi-Wan takes over Ahsoka’s training; but it’s more or less understood that he will resign and join the others after he sees her through to her Trials)
Ahsoka actually stays with the Order in this timeline; becoming weaponsmaster after Master Draillig retires.
(but when the twins and their eventual little sisters are born, she revels in being Aunt Ahsoka, and visits as often as she can)
And from there…well, all kinds of things could happen, with the Galaxy reshaped and set back on track.
The important thing is, though, Our Heroes have all the time in the world to figure it out.
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klcthebookworm · 7 years ago
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Reproduction in the GFFA
This post was inspired by a comment thread on @jedimordsith's The Gift Chapter Eighteen. I hope to spur a discussion or provide some meta and head-canons to help other creators in the fandom. Because I can't remember anyone discussing baby making before. Canon for this post are the original trilogy, prequels trilogy, and sequel trilogy. Clone Wars and Rebels television series are part of the canon, but I haven't watched either shows, so someone else will have to provide examples from them. EU Legends and Disney EU supplement the canon and will be cited so others can use those tidbits or set them aside according to their personal preferences. Everybody ready?
I'm writing this before the Last Jedi opens, so we are working with seven saga films and one anthology film. Out of those eight, only one character is shown pregnant and giving birth, Padmé Amidala. The only other character to talk about giving birth is Shmi Skywalker when talking about Anakin to Qui Gon Jinn. So the experiences of these two characters gives us natural reproduction according to their species. For the purposes of this discussion, natural reproduction means without the assistance of technology; sexual reproduction for humans and possibly many more alien species in the GFFA and potentially asexual reproduction as well though I don't have any examples in my memory. The Hutts were hermaphrodites in EU Legends, but according to Wookieepedia Disney EU has decided to divide that population along male and female now.
Even with the pregnancy examples, we the viewers aren't taken along on any medical check-ups to see what kind of assisted reproductive technology the GFFA has. In fact the fandom has wondered if it was lack of prenatal care that actually killed Padmé if her keeping her pregnancy secret extended to never seeing a medical droid or practitioner. But we shouldn't overlook the fourth parent shown in the prequels and how he got his child: Jango Fett and his clone son Boba.
As part of his compensation for being the genetic template for the clone army the Kaminoans created, Jango requested a clone who did not have the same genetic modifications such as behavioral conditioning and growth acceleration. We meet Boba as a ten-year-old child in Attack of the Clones, and presumably Jango has been raising Boba since he left the cloning tank as viable infant. My respect for Jango has gone up a notch; it's not easy to be a single parent no matter what galaxy you're in. And with this information, cloning tanks have to be added to a list of assisted reproductive technology the GFFA has.
But just because the technology exists doesn't mean it is available for the masses. Figures weren't quoted in the Attack of the Clones, but the Grand Army of the Republic was not cheap and the Kaminoans took ten years to grow and develop their clones for this purpose. Cost prohibitions can be inferred further by how the Imperial military moved into enlistment and conscription models to maintain stormtrooper numbers. I think we can safely say that the normal population of the GFFA couldn't afford to clone a baby even if the Empire did not restrict access to the technology. EU Legends developed a separate technology for cloning with the Spaarti cloning cylinders (invented by Timothy Zahn before George Lucas figured out what the Clone Wars were all about) that worked faster--a fully grown and trained clone in a year rather than ten--and could work even faster if the Force didn't interfere with the speed by making the clones mentally unstable. This technology was locked down by the Empire, and was thought destroyed since the Clone Wars by the rest of the population.
While we don't know how Jango Fett donated his genetics to the Kaminoans, all the adult clones were a physical copy of him on screen. But a plot point in EU Legends had a clone of Luke grown from his preserved severed hand. So how ever cloning works in the GFFA, it's not limited to gametes (sperm and ovum or whatever alien equivalents are).
So what about real assisted reproductive technologies? Are they present in the GFFA? We have no canon evidence of ultrasounds, artificial insemination, in vitro fertilization, or gestational surrogate pregnancy but it's hard to think that if we have all these things, they must have them too. After all they can replace limbs with fully-articulated prosthetic parts that can be permanently attached to the body.
Research time! While I didn't go much deeper than Wikipedia and Google searches (go deeper for sources if you're writing for a grade), I was surprised to learn that most of these things that are now ubiquitous with pregnancy are developments younger than I and A New Hope. Artificial insemination in humans turned out to be the oldest, first successfully done in 1884. Sperm banks started in Iowa in the 1920s, making donated sperm available for couples with fertility problems as well as women without male partners.
Medical ultrasounds developments started in 1940s in several countries. Professor Ian Donald, Tom Brown, and Dr. John MacVicar published their findings as "Investigation of Abdominal Masses by Pulsed Ultrasound" on June 7, 1958. Afterwards, they continued to refine their techniques to obstertic applications to measure the growth of the fetus at the Glasglow Royal Maternity Hospital and in the new Queen Mother's Hospital in Yorkhill. But it was only in the 1970s that the technology became widely used in American hospitals and further refinement has led to our ease of determining the sex of fetues. (https://www.livescience.com/32071-history-of-fetal-ultrasound.html). Before ultrasounds, detecting multiple fetal heartbeats was the only way to determine if there was more than one child but it is a more inaccurate process.
The first successful birth of a child from in vitro fertilization was in 1978. A woman carried the first successful gestational surrogate pregnancy in 1985. Surrogacy is a method or agreement whereby a woman agrees to carry a pregnancy for another person or persons, who will become the newborn child's parent(s) after birth. The next step is artificial wombs, which moved forward in 2017 with animal trials. It's aimed for helping a premature fetus develop normally rather than taking over the whole process. That is still in the realm of fiction.
Lois McMaster Bujold created uterine replicators for her Hugo-award-winning Vorkosigan Saga series. Star Wars fans you will like these books: space opera, exotic worlds and cultures, political intrigues, family dramas, strong women characters, and the main protagonist is disabled and keeps fighting to show his worth to his culture. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vorkosigan_Saga) Genetic manipulation is commonplace, though of varying degrees of acceptance depending on the culture. The uterine replicators are essential to this process because it allows complete in vitro human reproduction. The embryo and fetus can be genetically modified as benign as just removing a genetic disease so it is finally eradicated to controlling the sex and appearance of the fetus, which led to the creation of the Quaddies. The freedom and safety this technology provides is also a plot point in the series since Miles' disabilities are the result of poisoning his mother went through while pregnant. His cousin Ivan--while born naturally perfectly healthy--was nearly murdered in the womb when his parents were caught by a rebelling faction during a civil war. The other nifty factor is they can use any cell from the parents to create the embryo, though gametes are the easiest to work with, and donated oocyte if there is no ovum from the mother. (See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolly_(sheep) for how that works.)
I came to the Vorkosigan Saga after Star Wars, so my light bulb was phrased "uterine replicators are just like Star Wars cloning tanks!" The technology is virtually identical, the only difference being parents' blended DNA instead of creating a copy of the donor. I'm head-canoning that this exists in the Star Wars universe as assisted reproductive technology, probably with a different name to keep it separate from cloning and probably priced out of financial reach for most of the population in GFFA. I haven't coined a Star Wars-ish name for it, so suggest away please.
Besides allowing for reproduction for infertile, same-sex, or extremely-unable-to-accommodate-pregnancy couples, this technology allows for hybrid babies between two species that are unable to reproduce naturally. I can't think of any examples of this in pro-fic (Wedge had a non-human girlfriend for a bit but she got shunted off-stage pretty quickly), but this is a situation that we fanfic-writers love to exploit and fill-in-the-gaps. It's an option along with the ones we covered that we can use right now in real life.
Thank you for sticking with me to the end of this long look at reproduction in the GFFA and our own galaxy. I've gained a new point of view considering this topic and the films. Lucas not putting in what turned out to be cutting edge technology in the original trilogy of his space opera, I can give him a pass on. It wasn't necessary for the story he was telling Padmé skipping prenatal check-ups to keep her pregnancy a secret from the Jedi Order can explain the lack of knowledge that she's carrying twins but only to a certain point. How come all the Force users around Padmé missed it? The only good explanation I've got is the twins kept hiding each other in the Force from all the other Force users, and Obi-Wan and Yoda were too polite to scan her. Did Stover come up with a reason in the novelization? I still need to read it. Share your thoughts please. :D
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