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Vincent Price and Linda Ho -
Confessions of an Opium Eater (1962)
#vincent price#confessions of an opium eater#kiss#kissing#👀#omfg#sir...SIR?#please...please#fuckkk meeeee#what id give...#i need a cold shower#so sexy#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#bicon#bisexual#handsome#gif#gifs made by me#my gifs
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out of office 🏝️
#nanami backshots anyone?#my art#a lazy warm up lol#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen#nanami kento#what id give to have this be my view 😫🤚
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So I'm leaving work and something darts in front of me, maybe 10ft away, too fast for me to see what it is. Peek around the tree blocking my path and I see this
Just like... a whole ass hawk. Dude's gotta be about 1.5ft tall. Massive fucking bird. And it's just staring me straight in my soul like this, even as I try to move ahead. It didn't budge. And there's only this path back to my car unless I want to walk on a busy highway. So I have the option of Death By Raptor or Death By Truck.
So I walk in the poison ivy filled patch off the sidewalk. Guy still isn't moving. Still staring me directly in the eyes. And I do this thing when animals are behaving strangely where I'll talk to them, so I'm just like, "Hey, man. I don't know you. You don't know me. This feels really threatening. I'm just trying to get to my car, dude. Can I get some space please? You're a big fucking bird. I see those claws. You could kill me right now, but I'd appreciate if you didn't, ok?"
It didn't move until I was about 2ft away. Again: I'm as far from it as I can be without walking into the street. It clearly wasn't going to budge. I walk past, thing flies up (silent, btw. Scary) and lands on a brick wall a little further ahead
Anyway. Weird guy. Nearly shit my pants when I noticed a bird big enough to carry off a fully grown cat was just... there, staring me in the face, unwilling to move away from me, a human, something it should see as a threat. I watched behind me the whole rest of the way to my car, just in case this bird decided to help me shed this mortal coil. 10/10 experience. Super cool guy.
#not vc sorry#bird#birds#aves#raptor#hawk#red shouldered hawk#i think. might be wrong on that id#accipitriformes#birds of prey#honestly a really cool guy so close up#I'm happy i wasn't attacked. i would not want to fight a guy that big.#talons on this bird were huge. big scary.#I've never heard of large predatory birds just landing in front of people like that so i don't know what gives#it didn't catch any food or anything. just landed near me then stared me down.#I don't know a lot about bird behavior so i tried to not look back at it but still.#it also didn't look injured. seemed like a healthy bird#if anyone has any idea why this thing would act the way it did I'd love to know
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karlach and the benefits of having a sorcerer gf
#baldur's gate 3#bg3 brigha#karlach#will add an id later!#f#I need to give brigha an outfit revamp to fit her in with the rest of the crew#I like her outfit presently but I want to make it as enragingly complicated as the rest of the cast bc I think it'd be fun#to do an illo with all the details. anyway what were we talking about
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staff still hasn't given me polls, what should i do?
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their moms 69%
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their dads 31%
grace image os i get to look at her
#edit: edited the og post to what i want but to set the record straight i edited to the post to be mathematically correct right after the#first person pointed it out which was like ten mins after i posted the og post. now fuck offf !!!!! the rest of the tags r from the og post#for some reason i feel very immature making your mom jokes about tumblr staff. which i shldnt !!#bc they suck nd they still havent given me polls. but i ig i feel imature bc it a your mom joke 😭 but still i tihnk its kinda funny#EDIT: edited the post to what i want bc yall were getting annoying . but to set the record straight i edited to post to be mathematically#also its *mum* not mom okay i am NOT !! an american . but if i say mum everyone will j be like 'omg british' like i dont know i am#anyway. i want polls please. give me the rigght to force my mutuals chose between the most inane things#also i tihnk it wld b cool for the cs weekly blog. like w each episode#i cld do a poll of like. out of five stars what do u think of this ep#and it wld b a cool thing of which eps r ppls faves#also i cld have like. whose ur fave in team red whos ur fave in acme etc#id prob just have to go with vile faculty bc theres more than 10 ppl in vile. and ppl wld kill me if i didnt include nel the ell or whoever#it wld b fun !!!#oh btw csweekly thats i thing i want to start. prob on uhhh the 11th of feb ill post abt it more but its basically#a tag/blog for watching cs one ep a time watching one ep every saturday#ya !! :3#flappy rambles#inaccessible#ask to tag#(<- idk. just in case)
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You have just completely obliterated me, I'm in bits, smithereens. I hope you're happy ☠️
Fictober Day 18: Mirror Sex
Fictober Masterlist | Main Masterlist
Pairing: Matt Murdock x F!Reader
Prompt: Mirror Sex (✨)
Summary: Matt decided to move a mirror before your bed.
Warnings: SMUT (18+), mirror sex, slight dom!Matt, dirty talk, use of "good girl"
Word Count: 902
Read Me On AO3! (Coming soon)
He turned the floor-length mirror you brought into the relationship toward the bed. You didn’t think much of it, at first—you were too focused on his head between your legs, lapping at your pussy like a man starved, to pay much mind to the inanimate object—until he told you, “Turn around. On your stomach, now.”
That is how you got here, ass in the air and staring at your reflection in the mirror as Matt thrusts his thick cock into your cunt from behind.
“Look at you,” he grunts, pushing his hips into yours. “Tell me what you see.”
He can hear it. He can hear how fast you’re breathing, those moans that get stuck in your throat when you are overwhelmed, and he can feel how tightly your walls are clutching him. Matt can feel you all around him, but he can’t see you. He can’t see your eyes rolled back into your head, can’t see the way your back is arching, or how your skin glistens in the purple light of the Billboard streaming in from outside. He can’t see how fucking lewd you look, and you have hardly seen it yourself.
He wants you to experience this in a way close to what he is experiencing every time he fucks you. Every time he gives you pleasure or takes it in return. He wants you to see what he is doing to you, and paint him a picture his brain will never forget.
The room is filled with the obscene slapping of skin against skin, wetness trickling down his cock and onto his thighs, as he takes you hard enough for your pussy to remember him for days to come.
You won’t be able to walk when he is done with you.
He curls his fingers around your neck and hoists you up. “Eyes up,” he commands. “Focus.”
You cry out. The sight of you is entirely too much.
“Tell me what you see. C’mon.”
You can see his hand around your throat, his index finger resting against your lips as you choke out pieces of a sentence.
Your breasts jolting every time he thrusts into you.
Your back arched.
His cock disappearing in your wet cunt.
Your swollen clit.
Hickeys on every inch of skin he could find before.
And you can see him. You can see his brows furrowed, lips parted and abs straining. His thick thighs are broad enough for you to catch them behind yours, thrusting and thrusting and thrusting, barely pulling out before he slides back into you.
You can barely breathe, barely even talk. When you go silent though, he squeezes his fingers against your pulsepoint, and he commands you to tell him again. To tell him what you see.
It is like watching porn, almost. You watch yourself get taken apart by him, and it pushes you closer to the edge. It curls the beginnings of an orgasm in the pit of your belly, so intense that you can’t help but cry for mercy.
Matt hoists you up even higher, chest against your back. His heart is hammering to the beat of yours.
“See that?” He cups your pussy. “See how fucking wet you are, sweetheart? Hm?”
He has never looked hotter, you think. Eager fingers rub at your clit, and you watch as he brushes against his own cock. It makes him hiss. It makes him twitch, buried deep in your velvety walls.
God, you won’t last like this.
His fingers speed up. “I want you to see what you look like when you come,” he says. “I want you to watch. Watch you come all over my cock. Watch me fill you up. Watch…”
You clench around him, eyes threatening to close. He takes your breath away with a simple flick of his fingers, and you have no choice but to watch as your orgasm washes over you.
What strikes you most though is what he looks like when he comes from this angle, spilling deep inside you. You feel him, and you can see him, and you come the hardest you have in your entire life.
For a moment, you black out. You can’t see or feel anything other than his cum leaking out of you. You can’t breathe under his hand, but oxygen seems useless anyway. You’re not alive, you’re not existing, you’re just there. You’re there and nowhere, floating in a bubble between space and time as you so often do, but it takes an eternity for the wave to subside. It continues to crash and drown you, and it almost kills you.
Matt barely catches your fragile body as you collapse in on yourself.
“Shhh,” he coos, lowering the two of you back down on the bed.
He is fragile—overly sensitive and overstimulated, too—but in this moment, you are all that matters to him.
“You so well,” he tells you. “Take a deep breath.”
You inhale, following the steady rise and fall of his chest to come back to reality.
“Good girl. I’m so proud of you.”
When you look in the mirror this time, you find yourself safe and sound wrapped in his arms, and everything falls back in place.
“That was…” you trail off.
Again, Matt shushes you. He squeezes your hand. Three times. I love you.
You squeeze back. Four times. I love you too.
You might keep the mirror where it is, after all.
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Do you think Jesus ever felt homesick. Do you think he missed his mom
#wolfy religious tedtalks#thinking about tjat time i went to china for like two months#for a study program#and i had a banger time it was great#but when i went to bed at night id sort of just sit around#and it was already like 11 pm and my parents were asleep#i couldnt really call them#but id sit and read or watch some videos or eat noodles and check the clock and look at that its 2am#what i wouldnt give for a hug right about now#do you think that after all his miracles he would crawl into an unfamiliar bed and he would think of his own in nazareth
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i had a vision
#id make this a full comic if i could i just need more substance#shadow milk discovering pure vanilla and black raisin's close bond and going after her... teasing her...#like i know he already has his whole thing with white lily but i bet black raisin is pretty bullyable#there are so many things about pure vanilla that smc could torment her with that she doesnt know#healer cookie huh...#anyway i know black raisin doesnt have a sword but i gave her one just for this#what was i supposed to do draw her pointing the bird at him? literally giving him the bird? LMAO#crk#shadow milk cookie#black raisin cookie#pure vanilla cookie#(spiritually)#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#cjj arts#i gotta stop posting so late no one is gonna see this... anyway morning reblog inbound for sure
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cherik as that one pink nightgown and blue pajamas holding a candle picture
this is so rushed but like. but like i see the vision and i needed to share it with all of you ok. pov you got caught raiding the fridge at 3AM
#xmen#xmen comics#xmen tas#cherik#charles xavier#professor x#erik lehnsherr#erik magnus lehnsherr#max eisenhardt#snap sketches#PLEAAASSE HIGHKEY ???? i did think of this meme with them fjerlkjerLKJ#ill draw a better version of this one day. probably. maybe. in essence somewhat perhaps#i couldve done a quick thing for that bedroom collection but id drawn so much already that day#it was best i bookmark it for another ... like tonight. morning. it is 3AM#i wanna rummage through erik's closet if im so tbh i know theres some cozy beautiful bullfuck in there#ok i should fr sleep now thank you for the fun day everyone but im afraid i actually have to focus. /later today/ NOT EVEN TOMORROW#you know whats truly horrifying two of my professors are giving me exams back to back on halloween#congratulations im terrified. on the plus side my fave prof's havin like. a lil halloween party before class so that'll be cool probably :]#ok im sleeping now im dreaming of cherik by the time youre reading this GOODNIGHT
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if magneto knew what the internet was then he would post to r/aita as often as possible and all his posts would be the top posts of the year. thats the kind of drama hes going through. he also gets permabanned from r/mutants for advocating violence
#.din#.txt#marvel#x men#GD I FORGOT HOW OFTEN XAVIER USED HIS GO GO GADGET PTSD ON MAGNETO IN THIS SERIES. JESUS CHRIST.#im scared of getting gwenpool'd into the marvel universe cause thatd be the first thing id think of if i met professor x#and like what if he hadnt used his go go gadget ptsd telepathy yet in that universe?#would i be responsible for teaching him how to give magneto war flashbacks?#would he be offended that i thought about it? might be worse if he wasnt honestly.#that would be my first five questions but my hand would be covering my mouth so hed be reading my mind.#< as in the go go gadget war flashbacks would be my first five questions i mean
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Vincent Price as Charles Dexter Ward/Joseph Curwen
The Haunted Palace (1963) dir. Roger Corman
#vincent price#the haunted palace#Edgar Allan Poe#roger corman#hp lovecraft#h.p. lovecraft#horror#horror movie#horror movies#so sexy#omfg#he is so fucking sexy#like...hes so evil and shit in this but fuckkkk#what id give...#unfffff#abnabsksjskwjwkskskw#bicon#bisexual#gothic horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#gothic#actor#handsome#gif#gifs made by me#gif set#gifs
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I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wen ning#wei wuxian#wen qing#jiang cheng#Truly Massive disclaimer here: I am a Jiang Cheng enjoyer. I like his character. I enjoy that he is very flawed and volatile.#This episode of the audio drama has a lot of great breakdown scenes featuring JC - and they all deserve a feature.#But underlying this comic is a small meta comment of 'ah man I have too many comics of JC just wailing sadly'#My goal is to draw 6-8 comics per episode - I sometimes have to truncate and cut good scenes out.#Especially when a large majority is just different flavours of trauma and toxic relationships to your self-worth.#I would also like to make a note here that just because you lose the ability to do something that is very tied to your core identity-#-does not mean your life is over. It will feel like the end of the world. It will send you into a spiral of grief. It will hurt so badly.#Sometimes we do not realize how tied up our identities can be in certain things until we are cut loose.#You don't lose yourself. I promise the pain will fade in time. I promise you will find other things to tether you. I promise you will be ok#Life moves forwards. Time moves forwards. You move forwards.#Ego death just means an opportunity for ego rebirth. You are never committed to being the same person forever.#To wrap this around to JC: Yeah I love the twist with the core transfer but man I would have loved to see JC accept the loss.#Obviously it happens for a reason (story) but I can have my AUs. I can have these 'what-ifs'.#described in alt text#I'm trying it out! *please* give me feedback - I want to eventually Add image ID to all of these comics one day
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don can't sleep and needs a second opinion. good thing raphie's always there and knows exactly how to help
previous | turtle trek series (chrono)
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#tmnt#tmnt 2003#tmnt 2k3#teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt 03#tmnt raphael#tmnt donatello#raphael splinterson#donatello splinterson#03 raph#03 donnie#2k3 donatello#2k3 raphael#turtle trek#tmnt fan comic#art#my art#queer#lgbtqia#raph shows love via headlocks#anyway can you tell what time of the show leos in rn....... hes listening but hes busy#hes got demons to fight he cant worry about that right now#anyway LOVE AND ACCEPTANCE VIA STAR TREK WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO SAY#im somewhat cautious of pronoun use cuz i dont want to equate donnies gender w pronouns cuz he didnt give any#so im using he in the IDs but donnie could use she as well. its whatever the point is donnie is a girl and a lesbian.
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I've always been curious to know this about the people around me. Most people have been in severe pain, but in my experience few have had what they would say is their 10/10 experience. I guess it's just something I find fascinating, as I had my 10/10 experience quite young and I sometimes forget that not everyone has. In my opinion it changes your relationship with pain and how you engage with it afterwards. If you answered yes, feel free to elaborate on your circumstances in the tags!
(reblog for a bigger sample size etc)
#I was 13 and mine was after spinal fusion surgery for scoliosis. T6-L4 fusion and when i woke up in spinal shock it was agonising pain#they had to give me ketamine before the pain died down and even then it was only 9/10#i was on a fentanyl drip for a few days afterwards and ever 5mins and 50sec id be dosing myself#my dad would take over my button while i was sleeping and set a timer on his watch to push it at those intervals#it was the only way i could rest as without it id wake up in blinding pain#definitely the hardest experience of my life. sometimes i forget that i went through that and came out the other side.#polls#chronic pain#disability#spoonie#cripple punk#cripplepunk#the tags ive chosen kinda skew the balance in favour of the yes but idk what else to tag it with.#it would be interesting to see if other disabled people have also had a 10/10 and how common that is
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What if we were twins and we had to fend for ourselves growing up until we went on a space exploration mission that put us in a 100 year loop and when you died I was forced to forget everything about you for years?
#also im dating death or something#taz balance#taako#taz taako#lup taz#kravitz taz#also sorry i will never draw them blue idk what the fandom stance on that is really personally i really dislike it#kravitz is fine tho id just give him a stubble#suffering game graphic novel pulled me right back i might post lydia and edward redesigns too sorry ialso dont like them much...
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Misfits water gun fight! Who will emerge victorious? Only one way to find out
I did this piece for one of the @mairumadevizine prints! It was also done long before the beach chapters in the manga and I really just... balled with their designs
#mairimashita! iruma kun#mairuma#m!ik#mairuma devizine#illustration#fanart#purson soi#asmodeus alice#suzuki iruma#valac clara#gaap goemon#agares picero#allocer schneider#sabnock sabro#shax lied#caim kamui#ix elizabetta#crocell kerori#andro m jazz#id in alt#yuno art#tbh I had quite a lot of fun designing the water guns for this piece hehe#I completely forgot that Iruma should have another shirt under the jacket so uuh fanservice I guess <- disappointed in myself fr#also the alt text is slightly a nightmare I didn't know what to write so I'm gonna give some thoughts about what's going on :')#if I had a nickel for everytime I drew the misfits together as a whole I'd have 3 nickels. They are a hivemind.#the 13 goobers
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