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taash said "they were doing it" and people ran with the interpretation of an npc that doesn't know solas or the history of the elvhenan even when bellara interjected and said, no, that's not right. that's not how it was for the elvhenan. they formed bonds before they had physical bodies. and people ran to doompost or create weird anti-solavellan shit even though mythal & solas refer to each other as old friends and when she releases him there is no tenderness or love in it. it is the act of unchaining a dog from his post, the stepping down of a general. but to each their own ig.
#let the record show i think love was there. do I personally perceive it as romantic / sexual? no.#mythal's perception of love & care is warped in and of itself#i think they loved each other. but she loved what she could take from him and what he could give in terms of service#not because she was romantically into him#also i wish we knew more about her & elgar'nan. her regret prison form says she holds no love for him anymore#and it makes me wonder when that love soured. was it when she was blighted? before that? was that love also born of duty and companionship?#this is the last post i'm gonna make ab this i think#bc i believe people are too caught up in the modern western ideas of love as thing we give solely to our romantic partners#and we literally have a character go ”our perception is warped bc of the age we live in” and some of you are still being purposefully obtuse#and i think trick saying it's up to interpretation is basically admitting EA had them dumb down the game anyway#if everything ab the rise and fall of the evanuris in game#was condensed to five 2min cutscenes it says enough that whatever the writers wanted#was swiftly cut down by corporate dept. basically saying it's in the fans' court now#also bc it's an easy cop out around new players & non solasmancers who are indifferent ab him / dislike him#as a way to appeal thru a more sympathetic lense of look!! he loved and was led astray#not to mention the clear justinia / leliana parallels#and leliana gets angry if you imply she was romantically involved / in love w justinia#and the romance descr when you remake your inq saying the dread wolf could not predict what it would mean to fall IN LOVE#implying he had never fallen in love before or at the very least experienced a romantic love#also him saying drinking from the well would make you a slave and he gets really upset#yet ive seen takes of ”hes doing this for her cus he dgaf ab lavellan” ?? he got mythal killed when he told her ab the blight#whatever feelings of admiration he had for her have rotted. he is literally burdened by his mistakes and his choice in joining her#i feel like if i were a spirit bound and twisted into a weapon i would need my creator to tell me i am Free. i would need that closure#like when cole says its not abuse to bind him if he asks and solas said thats not always true???#if you perceive her interaction w him in vg third act as#anything more than the way justinia released leliana in inq then im sorry maybe youre just obtuse#solavellan#mythal#dragon age meta
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adam faulkner-stanheight/david saw 2003 + the end/dead
#i can find a parallel in anything#im crasy im crasy im crasy#saw#saw 2004#saw 2003#mcr#my chemical romance#adam faulkner stanheight#i literally feel sick in the head ive been thinking about making this post for like five days now#now i know I KNOW. that david and adam are not the same character. but i see so many similarities with adam especially og script adam and#and david so i thought i would put that bit in there. let me live its my post i can do what i want
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im just saying that some of the people on this godforsaken webbed site would probably not survive watching siblings/young children interact irl
#do yall realize how little boundaries a five year old has bro#especially since they literally do not even understand the conCEPt of romance or sexuality????#fun fact me and my actual real life twin brother used to kiss each other on the mouth in preschool#coz it made all the other kids laugh and they'd dare us#and omg guess what? that was... wait for it... fuCKING NORMAL AND NOT AN ISSUE#yes i am rolling my eyes at the stupid bettertwin thing lmao#i hate the extent to which internet culture tries to make everything sanitized and adhere to RULES#that... dont even apply or make sense in the real world#“their tongues touched its TCEST--”#lmao they literally burst into tears five seconds later first of all#so if it is tcest then damn theyve got some relationship issues to work out i fucking guess#and also more importantly#holy shit touch grass#vent
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this entire convo to me is really interesting!
i wonder if this is partly just a way for the devs to tell us that we shan’t yet know all the romance routes, or if it’s a way to show yet again that melinoë continuously hates defining anything real about herself outside of “the mission”, due to a lack of being born into a weapon, and never having the will to choose anything at all really.
what about the mortals? ah who cares, but again, you have many mortal friends(+more) that you refuse to define your positions with because they’re the good ones
but what about the actual valid arguments all of your enemies have made so far? doesn’t matter, it’s either lies or attempts at misguiding you from “the mission”
but what about the fact that you and your group might be wrong? if that’s the case, the part of you that’s wrong can be remolded into something better, including core parts of yourself, so why go through the heartbreak of cutting off branches attached to a rotten tree?
why should gods have to choose, but why does melinoë choose to herself who’s bad and who’s good? what’s black and what’s white? who’s wrong or right? are there not grey areas here? certainly some who fall in line with chronos might actually have a good reason as to why, and mel seems to be fearing this truth.
what would happen if she ever made choices or ever defined anything in her life? all romantic interest is as it is who cares, nobody needs to care just vibe why be serious when there’s “the mission”, hecate is just her mentor-mom-teacher-guardian, nothing weird there that will never anything addressed no way siree! none of her relationships need to be defined because what if she views odysseus more as a brother than zagreus, hecate more as a mom than persephone? what then? what then??
a walking contradiction would have an easier time than her good lord
#my girls out here just having ambiguous relationships left and right#as a distraction to the fact that her whole life she has never actually chosen anything#and that idea scares her#hades game#hades 2#i am rotating her in my mind at mach speeds she is the moment and she is so so flawed i love her#btw i’m not saying she can’t have multiple romances id love there to be at least five#what i am saying is that she refuses to address the ‘what’s are we’ elephant#that she had with at least five fucken people XD#sorry for rambling she is just so so fun to think about!
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OK I NEED TO STOP UPLOADING, THIS IS THE LAST ONE FOR THE NIGHT, I PROMISE YOU LMFAO
(Nicked the Fronnie image from this post btw)
#This WAS originally gonna be a bite of 87 drawing but I fucked up Jeremy and gave up#Wanted to keep Mangle though because this was a first attempt and the last time I drew them was 2018#soooooo I'M KEEPING THE GODDAMN SKETCH#Also hi what you need to know about me is sometimes I stay up doodling shit til ungodly hours but I'll leave this here for the night#(it's 10:54 pm)#mangle#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#five nights at freddy's 2#glamrock freddy#glamrock bonnie#my art#I just slammed Glamrock Fronnie there because they are literally rotting my brain#still trying to figure out how to draw them (I suck ass at romance drawings)
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Just saying if they wanted Five to have a love interest so badly they could’ve just brought back Dolores somehow as like a robot like their mom was. With an actress around Aidan’s age that would’ve gotten around the complicated age stuff (how technically he’s an old man but he looks like a teenager and the actor being just as young) without it being weird and predatory
#the umbrella academy#five hargreeves#I still don’t think he needed a love story because romantic love wasn’t what his story was about#but this would be a way for them to do a romance for five like they wanted instead of the stupid gross way they actually did it#lila pitts#aidan gallagher#ritu arya
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#Saw on goodreads queen ruby having published five new books I can read#like kim k said: get your fucking ass up and work it seems like nobody wants to work these days#she is always there for me than I don't know what to read#ruby dixon#ice planet barbarians#monster romance#ipd#monster smut#rubyverse
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and if i said byler’s first kiss deserves as much passion as jancy’s first kiss then what
#i stand by this#i love jancys first kiss sm#it’ll take a lot to beat it and i firmly believe a passionate gay kiss is the only thing able to beat it#at least for me 😭#but then again it’s byler so.#LIKE LET THEM HAVE AN INTIMATE MOMENT JN THE DARK I MAY ACTUALLY DIE#byler#jancy#will byers#mike wheeler#stranger things#stranger things 5#st5#st5 hopes#st5 scenarios#thinking about that one bujomoss animatic btw#JANCYS FIRST KISS#MAKES ME#SCREAM#YOU CAN TELL THEYVE BEEN WANTING THAT FOR SOOOOO LONG#AND BYLER#IS LITERALLY THE SAME#FIVE SEASONS OF THIS BUILT UP WILL THEY WONT THEY SUBTEXT ROMANCE AND THEYRE JUST GONNA SHARE A SMALL LITTLE PECK ON THE LIPS?????#NAH MAN#THAT WOJLD BE SO ANTICLIMATIC IN MY OPINION#I NEED THEM LIKE GRABBING ONTO EACH OTHER AND BEING DESPERATE AND GREEDY#BECAUSE HONESTLY#THATS WHAT THEY DESERVE#YK????
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Wanted: Dead Or Alive Masterlist
Pairing: Ciel Phantomhive x Reader
Description: As a reformed gang member, you no longer take up your dual derringer pistols in an endless pursuit of wealth. Now, you serve a new purpose: working alongside seasoned professionals as the Earl of Phantomhive’s undercover private army, protecting his estate under the guise of menial, domestic chores. That is, until your old life comes crashing back into your present, specific people you’d sooner forget chasing a buried score to settle with you. Can you maintain the secrets you’ve worked so hard to bury? Or will you, once again, alienate yourself from your new comrades?
In a fierce fight to maintain your newfound camaraderie—and unexpectedly warm (working… of course) relationship with your employer— you come to learn that being the perfect soldier is not at all you think it is.
Content Warnings: explicit descriptions of violence (with a focus on gun violence) and murder, gore/assorted injuries and pain, death, grief/loss, elaborate theft, explosions/fires, vehicle hijacking, abduction. Story also contains cursing, drinking, smoking, lying, explicit sexual content, and class differences. Please feel free to reach out to me if you have any questions about these warnings! Your health and comfort come before any of my creative media.
Chapter 1: coming soon!
Chapter 2: ???
Chapter 3: ???
Chapter 4: ???
Chapter 5: ???
#ciel phantomhive x you#ciel x y/n#ciel x you#ciel x reader#real ciel#ciel phantomhive x reader#ciel#black butler ciel#ciel phantomhive#anime fanfiction#black butler fanfic#historical fiction#historical romance#sebastian michaelis#black butler#black butler x y/n#black butler x you#black butler x female reader#black butler x reader#black butler fanfiction#what if i told you I’m back?#new masterlist#kuroshitsuji#wanted: dead or alive masterlist#ciel phantomhive x y/n#as always the final number of chapters is subject to change#if it’s five they will be long af#.
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once again rambling about five and lila because i’m fucking pissed. enjoy
“five and lila were perfect for each other because they had so much in common” yet so many perfect couples have absolutely nothing in common???
they could relate to each other in ways that made them hate each other and that’s why they were SUCH good foil characters, i don’t understand why the romance had to be necessary.
there is absolutely no reason that this romance plotline should’ve been created. it was so ridiculously off-focus from what the plot was (AND should have been) and it literally only made the season so much worse.
do writers understand that not every single character has to fall in love with one another? i mean genuinely?
personally i don’t believe five is aro (though he could be ace) because i can’t help but love five’s love for delores (even if she wasn’t real) but i completely understand five aroace truthers because he truly can be independent romantically as we saw in the show.
i cannot wrap my fucking head around the fact that the writers saw two awesome, dynamic, badass characters with arcs and goals outside of love and attention and decided to turn their personalities inside out and upside down for a dumbass dead-end romance that makes zero sense.
five and lila were the only two people on god’s green earth who could understand each other and hated the other for it. why couldn’t they just be frenemies and call it a day?
god fucking damn it i’m so upset
shoutout to 13 year old 58 year old five hating lila and 29 year old lila despising the fuck out of little five !!! <3
fuck you to the worst, most nonsensical couple of all time and space ❌❌
#it is once again hating five x lila hours#you know what the worst part is?#seeing five in love was fucking beautiful#i didn’t even hate that part#yknow who would’ve been a better character for him to fall in love with?#LITERALLY. ANYONE. ELSE.#lila was just there and they decided that her entire arc this season could become ‘‘woman 2 men fight over’’#hey assholes#this is LILA WE ARE TALKING ABOUT#literally one of if not the most badass woman in the show#and her entire plotline became ‘‘desperate housewife in need of romance with a man that isn’t her husband ’’#here’s a personal letter for each and every writer of the umbrella academy season 4:#fuck you#sorry this might be really agressive out of nowhere#and i feel like most people have already calmed down about this for the majority#but sometimes i see a five x lila post that just pisses me off so badly that i need to rant all over again. i’m so upset#someone sedate me please#tua s4 hater !!!!!!!#laur says stuff#laur rambles#the umbrella academy#tua#umbrella academy#number five hargreaves#tua five#number five#five hargreeves#tua s4#tua season 4#lila pitts
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Gregtober Day 17: Medieval
"Prince Gregory is bored out of his mind so he calls upon his personal knight, Cassie, to help him… break out of the castle and have fun!"
(Warning: this fanfic does contain Gregory/Cassie content)
@gregaverse
#five nights at freddy's#fnaf#five nights at freddy's security breach#fnaf sb#fnaf gregory#fnaf cassie#gregory x cassie#whats their ship name??#gregaverse#gregtober#gregtober 2024#mynightart#ANOTHER FIC WOO#i went a bit crazy this one so hope you enjoy!#and yes there is romance but come on#they cute together in some words shrugs#hehe
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Gerard way save us
#my chemical romance#the umbrella academy#umbrella academy#tua season 4#tua#tua s4#tua spoilers#ben hargreeves#viktor hargreeves#hargreeves siblings#lila hargreeves#klaus hargreeves#diego hargreeves#five hargreeves#luther hargreeves#what the fuck#What the fuck was that#ughhhhh#gerard way#mcr gerard#gee way#killjoys
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I don't get how ya'll are casually posting jpegs when there's literally completely unreleased MCR that you can listen to right now. like, this tag should be exploding so much it hits trending from that. it is insane.
#witch is cool and all#and paper kingdoms seems like it would be a really cool album#but what I really want is nine volt#a song they played in public exactly once#but that's never going to happen#anyways#time for the actual tags now#MCR#My Chemical Romance#gerard way#frank iero#paper kingdoms#mikey way#ray toro#mcr5#it isn't MCR 5#but the tag kinda fits#I mean#arguably it's MCR 5#but if we're counting unreleased stuff its their sixth album#and MCR 5 was Danger Days#and depending on if you count the conventional weapons EPs as an album#it would still be MCR 6 no matter what#what I'm saying is “MCR5” is a dumb thing for people to call a theoretical future MCR album.#since there are a lot of ways of counting it that mean there already are five MCR albums
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hello shadowgale nation
#i feel sick i love them so much#been working on this for like five hours straight. okay time for one million tags#baldur's gate 3#bg3#shadowheart#gale of waterdeep#gale dekarios#galeheart#shadowgale#gale x shadowheart#i dont remember what the most popular ship name is so youre getting them all#no one fucking understands them like i do. one day ill post my thesis. one day#had to replace the models for all of these except the epilogue clips because im an idiot and didn't save her romance scenes from my gale ru#🫀
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I'd like to think Five and Lila were just fucked in the head after not seeing their families for seven years. I'd like to think they were both starved for love and their brains were warped by the fact that they only had each other to survive off of. I'd like to think that they just wanted a break from the absolute chaos of their lives where they could be loved wholly by another person without question.
But what I'd REALLY like is an exploration of the deepening platonic connection between the two of them that allows for emotional intimacy like we saw in the final subway scene without meddling with their dynamic or integrity as characters and making them total assholes.
#im gonna be honest i didnt really mind it at first cause im a SUCKER for peaceful domesticity#but upon rethinking it and hearing what other people had to say i completely agree#it totally messed up both their characters and was just unnecessary#why couldnt lila just have rediscovered enotional intimacy with diego?#why couldnt they have both realized that what they did was wrong and tried more to repair their connections with each other and diego#before they all fucking died??#also i just really miss the era when five still looked like a child and it resulted in humor and badass moments and absolutely zero romance#that was fun#now hes just a guy#tua s4#tua season 4#tua 4 spoilers#tua s4 spoilers#five hargreeves#lila pitts#lila hargreeves#diego hargreeves
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Okay, but he literally didn't need the love story, regardless of who they paired him with. As an aroace person, Five is aroace to me, and always will be. I'm talking he's simply indifferent to both romance and sex, I'm ignoring whatever the fuck they did with him and Lila in season 4.
They are such enemies to besties, and they decided to ruin that, and for what? I mean, he literally had the whole "love story" with a literal mannequin in season 1, even after he was in constant human interaction when he went to 2019, he took Dolores around with him.
I don't know about you, but feeling romantic interest towards an inanimate object instead of any human within a 3 mile radius, gives me huge aroace vibes.
He didn't need to date anyone. No character, whether they're aro/ace/aroace or not, needs a love story. But apparently, you couldn't think of any other interesting plot other than romance. And considering pretty much every important to the story character (except for maybe 2) has at least one romantic storyline, I shouldn't even be surprised you forced it on the one main character that never seemed interested in it.
As a person who's aroace myself, I'm used to the shoving of unneeded romance plotlines, so I'm usually never surprised when it happens. But this one hit me like a bullet train.
#like what was even the point of that storyline?#he doesnt have any interest in romance for three seasons#and thsn suddenly falls in love with his BROTHERS WIFE??!#five would never#five is a victom of bad writing#the umbrella academy#umbrella academy#five hargreeves
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