#what five romances

[granma-sweetie]

adam faulkner-stanheight/david saw 2003 + the end/dead

[tangledinink]

im just saying that some of the people on this godforsaken webbed site would probably not survive watching siblings/young children interact irl

[achillean-knight]

OK I NEED TO STOP UPLOADING, THIS IS THE LAST ONE FOR THE NIGHT, I PROMISE YOU LMFAO

(Nicked the Fronnie image from this post btw)

[kat-rose-griffith]

Just saying if they wanted Five to have a love interest so badly they could’ve just brought back Dolores somehow as like a robot like their mom was. With an actress around Aidan’s age that would’ve gotten around the complicated age stuff (how technically he’s an old man but he looks like a teenager and the actor being just as young) without it being weird and predatory

[lainalit]

[apocalyptic-byler]

and if i said byler’s first kiss deserves as much passion as jancy’s first kiss then what

[d0d0-b0i]

this entire convo to me is really interesting!

i wonder if this is partly just a way for the devs to tell us that we shan’t yet know all the romance routes, or if it’s a way to show yet again that melinoë continuously hates defining anything real about herself outside of “the mission”, due to a lack of being born into a weapon, and never having the will to choose anything at all really.

what about the mortals? ah who cares, but again, you have many mortal friends(+more) that you refuse to define your positions with because they’re the good ones

but what about the actual valid arguments all of your enemies have made so far? doesn’t matter, it’s either lies or attempts at misguiding you from “the mission”

but what about the fact that you and your group might be wrong? if that’s the case, the part of you that’s wrong can be remolded into something better, including core parts of yourself, so why go through the heartbreak of cutting off branches attached to a rotten tree?

why should gods have to choose, but why does melinoë choose to herself who’s bad and who’s good? what’s black and what’s white? who’s wrong or right? are there not grey areas here? certainly some who fall in line with chronos might actually have a good reason as to why, and mel seems to be fearing this truth.

what would happen if she ever made choices or ever defined anything in her life? all romantic interest is as it is who cares, nobody needs to care just vibe why be serious when there’s “the mission”, hecate is just her mentor-mom-teacher-guardian, nothing weird there that will never anything addressed no way siree! none of her relationships need to be defined because what if she views odysseus more as a brother than zagreus, hecate more as a mom than persephone? what then? what then??

a walking contradiction would have an easier time than her good lord

[laurrelise]

once again rambling about five and lila because i’m fucking pissed. enjoy

“five and lila were perfect for each other because they had so much in common” yet so many perfect couples have absolutely nothing in common???

they could relate to each other in ways that made them hate each other and that’s why they were SUCH good foil characters, i don’t understand why the romance had to be necessary.

there is absolutely no reason that this romance plotline should’ve been created. it was so ridiculously off-focus from what the plot was (AND should have been) and it literally only made the season so much worse.

do writers understand that not every single character has to fall in love with one another? i mean genuinely?

personally i don’t believe five is aro (though he could be ace) because i can’t help but love five’s love for delores (even if she wasn’t real) but i completely understand five aroace truthers because he truly can be independent romantically as we saw in the show.

i cannot wrap my fucking head around the fact that the writers saw two awesome, dynamic, badass characters with arcs and goals outside of love and attention and decided to turn their personalities inside out and upside down for a dumbass dead-end romance that makes zero sense.

five and lila were the only two people on god’s green earth who could understand each other and hated the other for it. why couldn’t they just be frenemies and call it a day?

god fucking damn it i’m so upset

shoutout to 13 year old 58 year old five hating lila and 29 year old lila despising the fuck out of little five !!! <3

fuck you to the worst, most nonsensical couple of all time and space ❌❌

[moonfang182-magic]

Gregtober Day 17: Medieval

"Prince Gregory is bored out of his mind so he calls upon his personal knight, Cassie, to help him… break out of the castle and have fun!"

(Warning: this fanfic does contain Gregory/Cassie content)

@gregaverse

[heartattackinblackhairdye326]

Gerard way save us

[hifi-walkman]

I don't get how ya'll are casually posting jpegs when there's literally completely unreleased MCR that you can listen to right now. like, this tag should be exploding so much it hits trending from that. it is insane.

[littlebigplanet]

hello shadowgale nation

[apocalypse-boi]

I'd like to think Five and Lila were just fucked in the head after not seeing their families for seven years. I'd like to think they were both starved for love and their brains were warped by the fact that they only had each other to survive off of. I'd like to think that they just wanted a break from the absolute chaos of their lives where they could be loved wholly by another person without question.

But what I'd REALLY like is an exploration of the deepening platonic connection between the two of them that allows for emotional intimacy like we saw in the final subway scene without meddling with their dynamic or integrity as characters and making them total assholes.

[queenbeedarling]

Okay, but he literally didn't need the love story, regardless of who they paired him with. As an aroace person, Five is aroace to me, and always will be. I'm talking he's simply indifferent to both romance and sex, I'm ignoring whatever the fuck they did with him and Lila in season 4.

They are such enemies to besties, and they decided to ruin that, and for what? I mean, he literally had the whole "love story" with a literal mannequin in season 1, even after he was in constant human interaction when he went to 2019, he took Dolores around with him.

I don't know about you, but feeling romantic interest towards an inanimate object instead of any human within a 3 mile radius, gives me huge aroace vibes.

He didn't need to date anyone. No character, whether they're aro/ace/aroace or not, needs a love story. But apparently, you couldn't think of any other interesting plot other than romance. And considering pretty much every important to the story character (except for maybe 2) has at least one romantic storyline, I shouldn't even be surprised you forced it on the one main character that never seemed interested in it.

As a person who's aroace myself, I'm used to the shoving of unneeded romance plotlines, so I'm usually never surprised when it happens. But this one hit me like a bullet train.

[legend-had-it]

nami and zoro instantly clock eachother as gay when they meet in Orange Town and it takes luffy about a week to remember that romance and attraction exists then Also instantly clocks them

[csidepooltide]

I love queer people

I think their relationship is so queer and confusing that they call it whatever they want, so this means marxolor yuri real