#i stand by this

[sspadfoot]

James had a massive fear of spiders.

And whenever he saw one, he would scream and cry because they are scary creatures. He would also proceed to call Sirius or Remus to come kill it.

And when Regulus moved in with him, he cackled when he saw James’ reaction to the insect.

Regulus then killed it and chased James around the house with the tissue.

[waywardwendy]

Am I the only one in the GO fandom who prefers Crowley with short hair?? I feel like I’m very alone but like HEAR ME OUT

Long hair Crowley gets so much love but

THE SHORT HAIR IS SO GOOD

[yuenity]

Fine, I’ll say it. Stede’s fight with Zheng was more embarrassing than Izzy’s “oh daddy” scene

[violent138]

Companies that hire Gotham grads: "What do you mean you finished all your work? Didn't I just give it to you?"

Gothamite: "Oh it was easy, it's all in the report. If you have any more questions, I'll be in the break room, testing out the new explosive I made while I was waiting."

Manager: "Yeah sure, you've earned a brea-- wait what?"

[njk-mr]

Another Hc I love is that Shoto loses control over his quirk when he’s flustered!! Like most people probably think he’s this nonchalant, aloof guy who never gets flustered/nervous.

But when he’s close to izuku??? You better believe he catches on fire, and the smoke alarm goes of all the time when midoriya’s in the vicinity. And midoriya’s completely oblivious to the actual reason why he’s always catching on fire and is worriedly trying to put the fire out. Which is making him even more flustered

Gosh I just love fanfics with this 😞

[virtualtear00]

Stormlight simply wouldn't work as a live action. Animation is the only medium that could do justice for the story, the characters and the magic sistem

[awhoreintheory]

When pressed for which batfamily member is Peter's favorite, he answers Red Hood or Black Bat

Everyone thinks it's bc theyre badass and stealthy and underdogs

But really it's bc theyre the only ones with full face masks and game recognizes game guys

[pressureplus]

❤️ Sebastian Solace as a Bestfriend Headcannons ❤️

Warnings: N/A

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“Hey Bestie!” “Hi Bestie!”

Refuses all other greetings when its just you two

In fact, he will ignore you if you refer to him by name, he just thinks its way too funny not to do every single time…

Okay maybe its only sometimes if he's in a really good (and silly) mood, but still!

Speaking of funny, he is so much more playful with his side comments

“If I wanted to watch you get your ass kicked I’d have just done it myself.”

LOVES to use the mean girl voice, you know the one

On the subject of mean girl, OH THE GOSSIP. He loves to shit talk. Whether its about Urbanshade, the wall dwellers, people from your personal life, or otherwise

Worse. He's brutally honest.

“Your Ex sounds like the kind of person to eat soup with a fork. What did you see in them, anyway? Let me guess. Let me guess. You were desperate? Yeah, sounds like you.”

Probably lets you climb him if you're feral like that

Would also let you sit down and take a little break in his shop when you need it, doesn't mind if it takes a while for you to decompress

You don't really get discounts, friend discount is not a thing and you're gonna have to live with that! Unless, of course, you absolutely need something

Then maybe you can pay him back later…or you can pay half price

And no, this doesn't mean he likes your friends enough to do the same. Honestly he’d watch them die and feel absolutely nothing but amusement

Warns you about the people you've started traveling with if he knows something about them that you don't, he's a little bit protective of you like that

Would grab and tug you through the vent and into his shop if you were close enough and in danger

Oh and don't get it twisted, if you double-cross him? You're done. Sebastian lives in a dog eat dog world down there. He doesn't do “Second Chances” anymore

See, he likes you, but not that much. Remember where you stand next to him, stay chill, and you two will get along just fine

He might even help you escape too…for the right price

[minidodds]

"We brought dinner."

Hands-down Daryl's best line in The Walking Dead.

[chaoticas-hell]

I have no official evidence but everything in my soul says that Kevin Day is a mama's boy

[starrjoy]

broke: shadow has gun autism

woke: shadow has motorcycle autism

[lowkeyfalleninlove]

Emma should’ve had a wedding dress that wasn’t so stiff. And i swear when i saw that dress i created a hc that Emma doesn’t like lace dresses. That dress did NOT fit her. And don’t get me started on her hair, it also felt restrictive for no reason when it’s her WEDDING?! I stand by her wearing a dress that is off the shoulder, with a swan inspired look, and her hair DOWN! (Or a loose, low bun that isn’t so tight and has some strands out.)

And it’s the fact that Killian’s outfit was so in character idk what happened when they planned her dress.

[bucknastysbabe]

You’re seeing death metal I’m seeing snapewan agenda promotion we are not the same

[alienoresimagines]

Chick: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car?

Buck: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Bucky, deer!"

Chick: ...And what did Bucky do?

Buck: ...He said "Yes, doll?"

[2hightocare]

Do you have a fav jjk toe curling smuts recommendations here? cause.. im afraid you literally TOPPED my standards when it comes to smuts omy

oh myyyyy…. What if I told you guys that I mostly read actual books….😔😔😔😔 BUT I HAVE SOME GOOF ASS ONES I READ EVERY NOW AND THEN…. @uriots is full of them but these are literally my faves… !!!

dis one is tew good omgee, alsoooo mi amour does some yummy ones (basically reads my mind and writes it before I can) anything @frmisnow smut is also so goooooooood— literally drooling😵‍💫!