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where's my crackfic where sanji and zoro are constantly bickering and fighting over luffy until nami finally snaps and is like "you can both fuck him, he's rubber"
#one piece#one piece live action#sanlu#zolu#this is not a zosan safe space don't even try it wit me#this is zoro being hella jealous that sanji thought for half a second he knew what luffy needed#and sanji snapping back with don't hate a hot bitch who can cook i can be luffy's malewife#tell me it wouldn't be hilarious that zoro does wild ass crazy sword moves bc he knows luffy will be hella impressed#and then sanji cooks like an entire sea king to one up him#luffy getting spoiled is all i want for my twink pirate son okay#chaos pikachu speaks
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SPOILERS: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yP-Qduvw9zY
MARIO DEF FELL IN LOVE AFTER THIS MY GOD PEACH IS SO COOL!
Oh, most definitely!
#traditional art#mario#peach#mareach#mario x peach#mario movie#spoiler#hes babygirl#shes girlboss#what more could you ask for#malewife x girlboss#good to see her parkouring in her gown#never even lost her crown#am i simping for peach too?#oh boy oh man#here we go.
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What's your opinion on malewife/house husband Adrien posts? I asked this to another blog, and like I said to them, I find them a guilty pleasure: The concept is cute, but I know that would be the last thing Adrien would ever wanna be after all his dad put him through.
I don't think that it would be the last thing that Adrien would ever want. I actually think it suits his character in a lot of ways, you just have to handle the topic with care.
First let's talk about why it suits him.
Miraculous has totally failed to give Adrien any sort of career-based passion and - if we ignore the senti complication - I honestly love that for him! I want more characters with no major life ambitions to balance out the Marinettes of the world!
I think that society places way too much pressure and value on finding the perfect career that fulfills us in every way while also allowing us to put food on the table. Most people will never find that and that's okay. It doesn't mean that you've failed or that you're lesser. For most people, the goal is to find a career that pays the bills and that you enjoy enough that you don't hate doing it 40hrs/week. Along similar lines, for most people, your passion will be something that doesn't make money. It will be something like a hobby or spending time with those you love or analyzing badly written French TV shows.
This brings us back to Adrien.
Adrien seems to get a great deal of joy from being around his loved ones and making them happy, so I can absolutely picture him finding a lot of joy in running a home. This is extra true because Marinette is pretty clearly career driven and she's planning to go into a creative field, so she'll probably have a pretty crazy schedule and struggle to stay on top of it all. Having a loving husband to take things like cooking and cleaning off of her plate would be a blessing and a gift that she'd greatly appreciate, but that would feel unbalanced if Adrien was working, too. (Yes, they could hire staff, but that risks the secret identity thing, so I don't see them doing that.)
If they both have power careers, then they'd barely see each other and I hate that for them. I think that it would make Adrien incredibly sad and depressed. Plus, while Marinette thrives off of competition and staying busy, only needing occasional breaks before diving right back in, Adrien seems to hate busy schedules and heavy work loads.
Given all of that, I think that there's a lot to be said for Adrien stepping away from the working world. Especially since he's been in it for years and being a child celebrity is no joke! I think it would be nice for him to escape from strict schedules and expectations. Dinner fails? Order takeout!
While we're on the topic of food, I really like the idea of Adrien falling in love with cooking. Dude needs a creative outlet and that's honestly a great one (I hate it when people write characters as unable to figure out cooking like it's some cute quirk. While an initial struggle is believable, it's not a mystical art that takes years of practice. Between YouTube, the wider Internet, and maybe some classes if he wants to get fancy, I think that he'll be fine.) There's so much variety with what you can do in the kitchen and the end result gets to be shared and appreciated by those you love. It just seems like a perfect fit for him, but I would never make him a professional chef because the hours are insane and the pressure to be perfect is high. I only see him loving it as a hobby where he can go at his own pace, take days off, and make lazy meals when he's not feeling like being a show off.
The big concerns that come with making him a homemaker are a lack of financial independence and a lack of socialization. I don't see the first thing as an issue for Adrien since he comes from a wealthy family, so that one doesn't phase me.
The isolation could very easily be an issue, but it could just as easily be a problem if he started working, too. It's not as if a job is a sure way to have friends or even just consistent positive social interactions, which is another reason why I don't really see a need to give him a traditional job. You can get a vibrant social life in lots of other ways.
Here are the two big things that I keep in mind when writing an Adrien-as-a-homemaker or similar setup as it is where I tend to have Adrien land for all of the above reasons:
Adrien needs to be active in some organization or project. Volunteer work is a good fit as is being an active stay-at-home parent or some combination of the two. Voice acting is also on my radar, but my default is to have him act as the head of team miraculous' out-of-battle activities. Scheduling meet and greets. Going to see sick kids. Jetting around the world for humanitarian aid missions. Basically let Chat Noir be his "career" which gives him a lot of much needed flexibility for making his own schedule, especially if he's a stay-at-home parent to any eventual kids. I also like the poetic nature of Adrien finally being proud to be the face of a "brand" via his hero side while his civilian side becomes just some guy that people kind of remember from old ads.
Consider having a non-traditional living arrangement. I am a big fan of hero teams living together, so my default is to take the Agreste mansion and remodel it into a secret HQ for the team. Adrien and Marinette would have their own apartment/wing/whatever, but they'd still be surrounded by their found family on a near-daily basis, so that social isolation is the last thing on Adrien's mind. There's almost always someone to hang out with! You could also just have Alya and Nino or other friends live in the same apartment building so that they're over a lot/Adrien has a place to hang when Marinette is working late because you know that she'd do that.
Basically, Adrien's rich, so he doesn't need to make money and he doesn't seem to have any interest in a normal job, so I really like letting him having a unique life where he doesn't have a traditional job. He is a superhero, after all. Unique career paths are pretty par for the course. You just have to be careful to make sure that all of this feels like his fully informed and carefully considered choice and not like you forced it on him to make Marinette's life perfect (I only brought her up earlier because this is a story and it makes sense to design characters around each other). I usually do this by sending Adrien to therapy in his late teens or by giving him some other parth of self discovery.
Do note that all of the above is inspired by my read of Adrien which may be totally different from your read of him and that's fine! I just can't picture him as someone who thrives in a traditional career path based on knowing people who strike me as similar to him and from whom I draw my understanding of how to write that part of Adrien's character. I think that he'd be perfectly able to have a traditional career path, but I also think that he'd be pretty miserable for a lot of reasons.
I'll also note that I'm not sure what posts spawned this ask, so there may be elements of those that I'd have criticisms of. This post was about the general concept of Adrien being a homemaker. I tend to avoid the broader fandom for my own sanity and the use of the term "malewife" has me concerned that I'm implying support of something I wouldn't actually support because that's a new one for me and it sounds incredibly sexist.
I'm not a fan of implying that the default definition of "wife" is "submissive homemaker" so a man taking on a homemaking role is clearly submissive and acting like a woman does while his aggressive, domineering wife is acting like a man, which is the definition of this word that I'm finding online and yikes! Wife and husband are legal/social status in my book. They are not clearly defined jobs/roles/personality types, so I'm not a fan of using gendered terms to refer to stuff like this especially since I do actively try to use gender neutral words in my own writing whenever I can, though I'm certainly far from perfect on that front.
I also don't see homemaking as a submissive act. It certainly can be, but that's not how I picture Adrien at all! I picture him as relaxed and plesent, but 100% in charge of the home and all choices about how it's run. I also see him being in charge of their finances like homemakers often were in the "old days" since they were the ones in charge of things like scheduling cleaners, buying food, and other things that needed strong budgeting skills while the person who worked wasn't actually spending money or managing the home since they were at work. I like to think that Nathalie would prep Adrien to be a wealthy man and so he'd have strong skills in finance management.
#anon ask#Adrien analysis#How did we go from trying to remove gender roles from job titles to this?#Like at least “traditional wife” makes some sense from a historical pov#These other ones are trying to defy gender roles by leaning into gender roles and just why?#Fun fact: read the end of this post to my SO to make sure it came across okay#And as soon as I said the word “malewife” he just looked at me in horror and said “what???���#So it wasn't just a me thing!#We also had a lovely talk about the main body topic and how nice it would be if we could comfortably let one of us be a homemaker#And also how Marinette would absolutely thrive in a stressful chaotic job once she improved her time management a bit and learned to say no#Bias disclosure: my mom was/is a homemaker whose life has been similar to what I described for Adrien and she's loved it#Even though she had an extremely successful career before kids came and she gave up her traditional career#Some people really thrive in that support role and find immense joy in taking care of others#Though my mom is a total Marinette (sans anxiety) and always has tons of projects going so it's not a perfect match#She's merely one of the people I think about when I try to figure out how to give Adrien a happy fulfilling life that fits his character
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I thought this said Intellectual Malewifery
#hsr#honkai star rail#hsr dr ratio#dr ratio#imagine if dr ratio was a malewife#idk i haven't checked his leaks but i doubt he's malewife#what does intellectual midwifery even mean?#like smart breeding??#he's a midwife /j
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hello i offer you romarriche princess carrying merold. have a good day.
#I LOVE OLD FRIENDS TROPE I WANNA KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT THESE TWO#Oh the red bouquet episodes...#Roma trusting in merold and his abilities...#And merold having roma as this partner that actually knows him beneath the facade he keeps putting up....oh i'll be sick...#I knew from the moment they started portraying roma as this guy who is good at house chores that he's gonna be the secretly strong type#We respect malewife himbos in this household#So i just had to draw him carrying merold#I still don't actually understand how his red cape thing works so i didn't draw it :/#Give us the characters from the back plssss#fragaria memories#fragmem#merold#romarriche#merorriche#romero#Don't mind me i'm just coming up for pairing names#Not necessarily even romantic ship names i just combine names of any dynamic i like#I love the way tumblr tags let me ramble endlessly weeheeeee twt doesn't allow me this#If you read the tags this far. Idk what to say. Congratulations have a flower🌺#cookie draws
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I was so caught up in the euphoria of making shit up, I forgot I wasn't uncontested. Wild that canon exists and is ongoing. Wild.
#this can to applicable to so much but its jjk#the new issue leaks reminded me that my initial headcanon is looking to be correct#even though I ignored every implication of it when I dived into my new fic#i'm 45k deep sukuna is stuck with this backstory no matter what canon says#but#jjk spoilers#ill tag that so my blabbing doesn't ruin anything#i DID forget it was implied he had a brother#completely forgot#i gave him nameless siblings to kill but I very much forgot that canon bit#hm maybe whatever they throw out me this weekend will not change anything#also Jin I put too much effort into this loving malewife he's mine now#i did always think he was related somehow because of resemblance#but I was so lost in the fanfic sauce it was unimportant#eh its an au anyways#i'll subject yall to it soon enough#just had to meme and make fun of myself for a sec
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So I watched all the Murder Drones episodes out so far and I've come to a conclusion
I'm a certified Nuzi shipper, and half of that is because I think they're cute. The other half? Pure spite. Pure spite towards this one particular person online that I only vaguely remember who misguided me under the impression that they were implied siblings so I thought it was a proship because I hadn't seen the series and didn't know any better. Whoever you are, you lied to me and I hope your pillow is warm on both sides 😘😍🥰❤️💞💘💝💖💗💓💕💟❣️❤️🔥❤️🩹❤🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍
#murder drones#murder drones uzi#uzi doorman#n murder drones#n x uzi#nuzi#fuck that person#Oh god this is Lightbrush the third isn't it#damn it#I'm sobbing I thought I stopped being a huge shipper after early 2022 what happened#Circus lesbians and malewife x girlboss robots happened that's what#There'll never be a full on Lightbrush though#Half of my blog used to be dedicated to it I'm not exaggerating#Anyways thank you for listening to my Ted talk#have a good day#or night#or evening#or dawn
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#im down so incredibly bad-#that is my malewife#im retiring and im taking him with me#come on Arven im getting you some therapy#you dont even want to know the battles ive been grinding just to see him again its INSANE#the grip he has on me... just to use these little nicknames on me....#FOR WHAT REASON NINTENDO#FOR WHAT REASON WAS EVERY MOMENT WITH ARVEN LIKE THIS#WHAT WAS YOUR REASON FOR MAKING HIM THE FOCAL POINT IF YOU DIDNT WANT ME TO LOVE AND ADORE HIM#LET ME HOLD HIS FUCKING HAND AGAIN IM NOT PLAYING AROUND ANYMORE#arven posting
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Osamu Miya would make such a good husband omfg,likeee..Caring,A good cook,and Just the fact he's Osamu Miya are all great contributions to my claim.
(bonus if you also treat Atsumu like your brother,Teasing and bullying him at every family gathering/Holiday. It brings you and Osamu closer! You gotta humble Atsumu sometimes to get closer with your beloved y'know..)
(Also bonus because he'd make a great dad as well,Best of both worlds babes)
(A/N:Do NOT let me know if I'm incorrect abt something,I will be so upset and will rewatch Haikyuu with tears streaming down my face) /hj
#rant#haikyuu#haikyuu osamu#miya osamu#Osamu is so malewife coded#Not intended to be a blurb#but probably a blurb(if i knew what that meant)#I'M ILLITERATE OKAY#Even though I'm a writer..#i want to bite him#PLEASE LET ME TAKE A CHUNK OUT OF HIM#might have to write this#Dad! Osamu and Husband! Osamu realness#I need to see him being a girl dad or I will fucking tweak out
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I fucking love Ryan Gosling in these Barbie interviews. Someone asked "hey what would Ken say in his bio on a dating app? what kind of person is he looking for?" and Ryan's like "uh... well before he even looks for a Type Of Person™, he's gotta be real up front that he's got no job... and no house... no real prospects of any sort, really, he just kinda sleeps on the beach, and -- you know what, he doesn't even have a phone? I... I don't know if he can even sign up for this app?" and Margot said "oh but he has abs. That should get him somewhere" and he said "no, no, I don't think he even has an email address, I don't think there's any way to contact him??"
and it's like three minutes of them talking about Ken not even having any pickup lines because his way of flirting isn't even flirting, it's him picking up something Barbie accidentally dropped (even though Barbie doesn't make mistakes) and saying "oh hey you dropped this 😳" and then offering it to Barbie and then when Barbie says thank you while making eye contact he's shaking and thinking "oh god what a perfect day Barbie looked at me" and then he'll ride that high the entire day. and the interviewer was like "but that isn't a pickup line" and Ryan said "no I don't... I don't think Ken does that, I think he just creates moments with Barbie and cherishes them" WHAT THE HELL SIR YOU'RE MAKING ME FALL FOR KEN EVEN MORE
#'the dude is homeless and unemployed basically. and has no phone'#'and he wouldnt even flirt he will pick up something you dropped and stare at you'#im already on my knees with a wedding ring in my hand#ken will you do the honor of being my malewife#my horsegirl boyfriend pathetic wet piece of paper of a malewife#i promise i'll make eye contact with you the entire time despite the obstacles my autistic ass trying to prevent me from doing so 😳#love notes#💕 I'll fight for you!! - ̗̀🐎🏖️✨ ̖́-#the fucking way ryan is like. tired. sipping coffee and his voice is husky#bc he JUST FUCKING WOKE UP#nd theyre asking him these questions and hes politely like... ken would not do these things#every time someone asks him abt ken he's politely saying. oh. youre wrong FJDHGFKD#hes like. ken is the most loyal devoted motherfucker and his entire life is dedicated to Barbie#someone's like hey what's ken's favorite food and ryan is like ANYTHING BARBIE LIKES#i love the running joke in all these interviews that kens just huddle on the beach#margot jokes that they literally just go completely inert#while the barbies get beauty sleep the kens just stare into space completely immobile#and then snap out of it when the sun rises#i think thats more merciful than literally sleeping on the plastic pink sand#god i love these interviews im having a field day#ALSO in the beginning of the interview#margot was like 'wait why would barbie need to be on a dating app?'#and ryan's like 'HM. YEAH. WHY.' side glacing at her LKFDJJLSDFKJ#and he said 'ken picks up your phone you dropped and sees YOU'RE ON DATING APPS'#love notes: ken ♡#love notes: barbie ♡
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"just....come back to me in one piece? Alright...?"
"I will, I always do."
GAH OH MY GODS I AM WRITING HEARTBREAKING SHIT HERE
Please, this poor guy keeps having to go undercover and is slowly having more and more of an identity crisis
#writing#ow my heart#he can't tell what's real or not anymore#he's not even talking to a lover#just his friend#he's like a dad to all these kids#and he keeps having to leave them#to be someone else#and he's losing his mind#writing in progress#writing prompts#writeblr#identity crisis#he's having a moment#give him a second#when he's not being insane#he's usually#a malewife#just let him rest#original character
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i actually have a hard time understanding childe's character and is mostly because of other people's takes + im like so scared of mischaracterizing him
#like when ppl where saying he doesnt kill and people were calling that mischaracterisation#and then they turned around and called him a sociopath who doesnt care about others (sooo not true its painful)#its not that its a middle ground- both versions are just. not him#i think childe kills not because he's some homicidal maniac but because its his duty to the tsaritsa#and while he does not do it on text from my pov is like heavily implied? yk? her majestys weapon?? feared in battle?#but the word duty is important#i think childe wants to be good- more than anything#he wants to be a good brother and a good son and a good comrade#and being a harbinger is what has allowed him to do so#being her majesty's weapon is both a prision and liberty for him#he can take care of his family. he can find strong opponents. he can gain strength.#he cant make meaningful connections with others. he cant always do the work he wants to do. he cant (always) be the good guy#last part is the most important to me. its clear during liyue he didn't enjoy putting innocents at risk#but he does so anyway- out of duty#and here is My Interpretation: childe knows his position and knows it will force him to hurt others#which he doesnt enjoy#and to cope with that he seems to have convinced himself that if he only hurts those who are bad then it means he himself is not bad#for childe that is enough. except we know it isnt#the fatui is a deeply unethical organization- even if their goals are pure their means arent and we know that#childe thinks that separating himself from his coworkers and just trying to hurt those who he (or the fatui) deems as bad is enough#but it isnt enough ! because he still is contributing to said organization- he is by extenction enabling their unethical actions#he isnt good#and thats what i love about him#him not killing wouldnt make sense because then what is his internal struggle? why is then that the older members of his family hold +#so much contempt for him#if he were just a silly malewife who just likes to battle - why would his father have sent him to the fatui in the first place#along the same vein him enjoying killing and finding no issue with it wouldnt make sense either#because again then where is the conflict- by several voicelines is clear childe doesnt care much about himself / has a low self esteem#childe knows whats right and whats wrong and he knows that what he is and what he does isnt right#yet he still does it. out of naivety or (and i like this answer more) duty
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*JJK 238 spoilers*
Gojo? Dead.
Sukuna? In his true form.
Also Sukuna? Reverts back to being a selfconcerned douchebag because his slutty twink malewife didn't survive the Mortal Kombat fatality.
"Love is worthless." He sounds like a middle schooler dealing with their first breakup and it's fucking hilarious to me 💀
GDKDHDKSHDKFJSJD he's tryna cope fr. not to mention the way he keeps mentioning gojo too. he's doing BAD BAD, the loss is hitting him hard
#AND WHO'S FUCKING FAULT IS THIS SUKUNA#what did u think was gonna happen 🙄#u reject gojo's love and break up with him before u're even a thing. when u were the one who wanted him first anyways.#and now u're preaching about love not having any value#literally. make up ur mind.#jdhjfhddjskdfsdfsjskffs#oh sukuna#jjk#sukugo#f.ask#'love is worthless' BOLD WORDS COMING FROM THE MAN WHO'S BEEN SEARCHING FOR LOVE FOR THE PAST 20 CHAPTERS#tho the loss of a pretty sluttty malewife twink is the greatest loss in the world. i do get him 😔 i wouldn't be able to cope either#gojo come back to me.........#← me but also sukuna
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Okay OP nation I have some (maybe controversial) statements about the Straw Hats and I need y’all to listEN FIRST OKAY- HEAR ME OUT
Boyfriend: Zoro and Franky
Husband: Usopp and Sanji
Girlfriend: Nami
Wife: Robin
Luffy: Aroace king
#DO YOU SEE THE VISION ????#like I am a Certified Zoro Girlie but thats not a husband... he has Boyfriend written all over him#I cant call him husband in my head - ‘oh that’s my Husband Zoro’ - ew no - 'thats my BOYFRIEND Zoro' - yes !#Franky is just cool and sensitive like that -> the boyfren to defeat all boyfrends -> i'd fall hard and fast -> like embarrassingly so#SANJI OH MY GOD !!! THE FIRST MAN WHO DARED TO MALEWIFE#and of course anime he has a couple red flags but I always put those on ‘annoying anime trope’ rather than accepting thats a part of him (C#(OPLA IS HERE TO PROVE THAT) shit like in canon they kinda set him up as this totally uncool Wannabe Casanova (which he is !!)#but he’s also just effortlessly charming ???? me at 7 y/o watching his intro for the very first time ??? a goner !!! -> me at 20 yo watchin#GOD !! USOPP !! THE MAN ! THE KING ! THE LEGEND -> I have ALWAYS been an Usopp girlie -> cause im always right and i love to win#y’all gonna give a pathetic cowardly little man with huge dreams and an even bigger heart who ALWAYS stands up for whats right#DESPITE BEING SCARED ???? I’m in the chapel baby lets do this 👰🏻 -> also his tiddies are always out ??? DUNGAREES WITH NO SHIRT !! WHATS NO#risking his life fighting an incredibly powerful and scary pirate for an entire village who didn’t treat him fairly and DIDNT BELIEVE HIM#him going to a place he was Not Welcomed and constantly mistreated at only to tell a DYING girl incredibly fun stories and keep her company#cause he saw his mom go through the same thing as a kid ? -> i love him yall 🥺#NAMI !!! thats Girlfriend with a capital G -> shes pretty greedy and a little bit (very) mean -> i love her sm i want her to rule my life#RO !! BIN !! the crush I have on that woman is honestly embarrassing -> she is THE wife -> do not be mistaken#i dont really see Luffy wanting a romantic relationship but that’s not gonna stop me from reading fanfic about him ; p#i had to edit this and glue some tags together so they'd all fit -> thats why theres so many arrows -> I have Thoughts okay -> let me live#one piece#opla#one piece live action#straw hats
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also going to say something that shouldnt be controversial but probably is a bit anyways: fiona/scourge is NOT girlboss x malewife and i will die on this hill. you are watering down interesting characters and interesting dynamics to fit neatly into bland cardboard #feminist boxes that they Do Not Fit Into. look. look at me. look me in the eyes. this is simultaneously girlloser x boyloser and also girlboss x boyboss. understand this.
#archie sonic#in what world is scourge a malewife. none. none not a single one#and its INCREDIBLY important you understand that fiona is a girlloser also#by making her just a girlboss you are making her bland and uninteresting and STALE#like. look. i know that for some of you the only way you can stomach a m/f ship is if its hashtag girlboss x malewife#and if you like an m/f ship that doesnt neatly fit into that you pretend its that anyways#but . come on. lets do better. please#i would apologize but actually i cant even bring myself to be sorry this is such a boring and reductive view of the characters#and it makes me sad. come on we could be doing so much funny & genuinely interesting stuff here and you have all failed me#well. such is fanon
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gonna sound dumb for a minute.
actually,,,, i dont think i want to do biology💀😭
#i just read So Much#and i cant remember stuff#and its honestly not even that interesting yet at least#and tbh iregret doing this cause wtf am i even doing brooooooo#self sabotaging max#because even if i somehow pull all my exams off and get this qualifications. im not gonna actually Know the stuff#and okay my point was that even if i do get these qualifications and my grades arent low enough to totally fuck up my scores#then im gonna have to move out. Next Year. i cant do that#i cant adult#how are people my age so Grown. wtf im still 8 istg#i dont wanna move out#im gonna have to just change my plan i wanna live at home until i get kicked out#ueydhshebrhryfhry#hey if all fails i’ll just find something else to do. like work in kindergarddn that education sounds more chill#maybe its not idk im not gonna do that#anyway#i lost my point here idk what i was talking about#oh yeah i think i just dont like school#why cant i just be on my phone and have fun looking at gay stuff and talking to my friends like puhleeasseeeeeeed#do u guys think stay at home malewife that does nothing to help out is a possible option
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