America is so fucking silly bc they’ll shit themselves over some vague item having some obscure reference to a different culture and scream ‘cultural appropriation’, and then turn around and dye the rivers green every St. Patrick’s Day and bastardise and butcher Irish culture and mythology to pieces using stereotypes (…used by the English to try to genocide us centuries ago.. AHEM…) all while claiming to be “Irish” 😭
Not that most people who are actually Irish really give a fuck tbh it’s kinda funny, just a silly wee thing. Be fr rn either go full South Park Red Dead and run with nuanced stereotype jokes of everything and everyone like everyone else, or apply your dumbass moral purist logic to everything, you convoluted silly billies
America is dumb and you wouldn’t care if they hadn’t taken over the entire god damn internet and pop culture so fucking everything in the mainstream is Americanised as hell nowadays
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these two characters i made for a french project a few years ago suddenly popped up in my mind again recently
the project if you’re curious + the ogs
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the funniest part of any Robin meeting the JL is that every Robin is so distinctly different from the previous one in terms of personality and vibes that the league literally gets backlash. and like, I don't blame them. not to mention that they are non-meta children that dress as a traffic light and fight crime alongside batman in gotham on a nightly basis. i'd also be a bit concerned.
Batman, literally The Night of Gotham personified in the League's eyes, coming into a JL meeting: This is Robin, my crime-fighting partner.
11-year-old Dick Grayson, dressed in the brightest primary colours possible, vaguely hidden murder behind those eyes, never stops moving even for a moment: Hi!
Superman: That's a child. That's-- Bats that is a child. You let a child--?
Batman, deadpan: You try to stop him. Would you rather he try and murder a grown man with a wire?
Batman: This is Robin.
12-year-old Jason Todd, with the biggest grin on his face, about 3 books in his hand, stars in his eyes and a distinct street-kid drawl: Hey!!!
Green Lantern: That's ... that's a different child. What??
Jason: I stole his tires :)
Batman: Tried to.
Jason, stage whispering to the League: basically did.
Green Lantern: that is a different kid, right?? I'm not seeing shit??
Batman: This is Robin.
14-year-old Tim Drake, bo staff clutched in his hand, a wary and tired expression on his face, more on the quiet side, the literal walking definition of don't judge a book by it's cover: hello
Flash: Where do you even find these--
Tim: I found myself.
Batman: This is Robin.
17-year-old Stephanie Brown, literally blonde, with a shit-eating grin, eyes full of nothing but mischief and the most explosive personality you've ever seen: hiya!!
Superman: I give up.
Stephanie: I know, I have that amazing effect on people.
Batman: This is Robin.
13-year-old Damian Wayne, a literal wet cat that will hiss at you, has a sword, the most judgemental stare you'll get from a teenager, ready to jump anyone there:
Green Lantern: WHY DOES HE HAVE A SWORD?!
Batman: ... he came with the sword.
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hey look what i made
100+ picrews. more to come. all organized and categorized with different tags. fully intended to update with more tags and more features
click here. and hit reblog. (please)
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No listen ok listen because my Instagram feed can NOT be indoctrinating me like this ok, I am sixteen years old and I can not be spending money on Monster High dolls when I don’t even have more than bloody two outfits for myself to bloody wear on rotation alright, 22 quid one of them costs 22 quid. Think of what I could buy for 22 quid. Imagine if I EVER get a girlfriend or a boyfriend alright it’s already embarrassing enough that I have a whole collection of 200 year old novels about silly goth people, imagine I just stand there awkwardly, queue slow panning to the silly little vampire children’s toy on the shelf and pan back to me again. I am sixteen years old I am sixteen years old
Ok let’s be real here I am never managing to bag anyone but just because I am a virgin doesn’t mean I have to act like one ok
…..But nostalgia with me and my friend who I don’t talk to anymore when we were like four on the playground at breaks at school when it was like cloudy and had just rained and we’d just sit together in the corner talking about the different ones we wanted or had,, and watching the webisodes together,,, bro,,,,, can’t be crying rn man 16 years old 16 years old 16 years old adult in two years adult in two years adult in two years
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