#silly shenanigans

[l0ganberry]

Wally carrying one brick with two hands is cute but......

(My brain is not working that I accidentally put one hand instead of two hands. Wtf😭)

[phantom-nisnow]

Sootopolis City drawn for @hoennzine! Most detailed piece of art I’ve done to date and one I’m definitely super proud of :D Leftover sales for Winds of Hoenn open on Jan. 27! 

[can-of-w0rmz]

Dracula being a popular and widely read novel on tumblr, getting loads of fan content and amazing talented fanart and people to talk about it with and excuses to fan over it every year:

Seeing the worst, most gut-stabbingly cringe stereotypically American millennial ass takes on the book at random points every Dracula Daily season:

[vien05]

low quality no effort art go

[saryasy]

can't believe there were actual calls on the procedural show. we are so back

[escapetheslaughters]

Found you a Number One Hit on the Shart List, @meowierz

[Oooh the BULLSHIT I find after 11pm on YouTube....]

[star3ater]

POMNI‼️ drew pomni while waiting and watching the new ep :DD

Additional doodles hahahaahahhehhehsjdnekskwkansnskek

[lyranova]

Decided to add some fun context to this post by @thoughtfullyrainynightmare 🤭! Who also helped write this funny scenario!

*After the Zerilliam Wedding*

Random Guest: So now that you two are married when do you think you’ll start having children?

William: Um, well we haven’t really discussed it-

Zera: Hm, if I’m not pregnant already than it’ll probably sooner then you’d expect since I have a breeding kink

William: ZERA!!

Random Guest: O-Oh I see…well if you’ll excuse me *walks away uncomfortably*

Zera: *mutters* That’ll teach them not to ask questions like that again 😌

William: *breathes*

Zera: What? It's not like you wouldn't be interested in planting some seedlings

William: *bbbbrrrreeeeeeaaattthhhss*

Yami: *walks by* You okay there Goldie Guts? You sound like you’re having a heart attack or hypervenilating

Zera: He’s fine! I was just telling him how I couldn’t wait for him to plant some seedlings in my garden tonight 😌

William: Oh my go-

Yami: *unphased* Ah, well good luck tonight Goldie Guts, I have a feeling she ain’t going to let you go until you complete your mission

Zera: Indeed

William: *has no words*

[ccstiles]

I had a hilarious idea (this is a text from Boo to Alphonse btw)

I had to lmao

[weifengg]

imagine being silly 👁️👁️

couldn’t be us

Oh definitely not..

Now, if you excuse me, I’m going to go talk to my nonexistent goldfish about quantum physics 😔

[pixelthetoons]

Hiiii friends, mutuals, enemies or people just following me, I'd love to get to know yall a bit moreee. You can ask me stuff or dm me maybe!

[m3xlr]

I ACT RATHER SILLY AT TIMES

[dispenserofshenanigans]

dispenserofshenanigans' ultimate shop lifting guide

● the average house weighs 70 tonnes, and has a floorspace of 656 square feet

● the average supermarket has a floorspace of 43,000 square feet

● therefore we can extrapolate that the average supermarket has a mass of 4,588,414.63414 kg

● the recommended safe weight for a human to carry is 16 kg

● therefore we can extrapolate a 286,776 to 1 pulley system would be sufficient to allow a human being to lift a shop :3c

[can-of-w0rmz]

I love having a wide taste in music. Yes I’m going to listen to gothic rock and then orthodox chants and then cowboy ballads and then Lana del Rey and then electronic rap then Car Seat Headrest and then showtunes and then video game OST and then 2000s nightcore. That is Who I Am

[vien05]

Maybe... Alan scruffing Second/Orange, if you want ;3

Here you go :D