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technically-human · 6 months ago

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Those souls from Lust grabbed him for a reason

#the reason is guilt but we don't have time to unpack that #payneland #edwin x charles #dead boy detectives #dbda #I wanted Charles to look very silly #honestly man what did you expect #at this point i'm just drawing fanfiction prompts i think #creating dumb magical little trinkets is very fun

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 6 months ago

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A procession of confessions.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #lan xichen #jin guangyao #lan wangji #When Lan Xichen and Jin Guangyao flew into the scene I honestly had to hit pause and catch my breath.#I did not expect them to waltz in and start flirting with each other.#With this comic I have officially drawn all sides of 3zun doing something homoromantic with each other. Nice!#Lan flirting is offering to organize events. “Please...let me open up my planner...do you want to create a shared google calendar with me?”#“Oh...we will have to spend so many nights at a desk working out logistics. Do you want to see how good I can balance these accounts?”#Lan events probably have the best 'stayed within budget' reputation of all the clans.#What I mean to say is...Where are the Lan Wedding planner AUs? Actually scrap that: ALL the sects as rival wedding planners.#The Jins would do high end clients with huge budgets. Lans do traditional style weddings. Yunmeng Jiang promises fun and colour.#Sit with my vision for a moment. I'm going to move on to another topic but don't *not* marinate on that idea.#Pour one out for Lan Wangji. For having to sit through all this flirting and confessing while he ruins his own chances.#He will have to wait many years before living out his romantic fantasies. Until then...he must wait in the wings for his cue.

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galigay · 2 years ago

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BABE WAKE UP A NEW TUMBLR SEXYMAN JUST DROPPED !!

(i really hope you all understand my vision)

#into the spiderverse #across the spiderverse #atsv #atsv spoilers #the spot #look i don't know how many of you have pointed this out #but honestly what did they expected to happen to my brain after all the holes jokes #like for real #tumblr sexyman #spiderverse

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ender1821 · 4 months ago

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im a child of divorce

#the bit is over when i say its over and even when its so joever for these two its not over for me!!! (once again i am on heavy copium)#anyway. thoughts behind the spoiler tags #gempearl #shiny duo #wild life smp #life series spoilers #wild life spoilers #i feel like. i actually was expecting that #no but its so funny the one time the negative consequences of something does actually get acknowledged its the SL finale ‘betrayal’/j #like cmon fuck me i guess/j (BIG EMPHASIS. ON THE SLASH J. OKAY.)#but honestly though i did expect Gem to hold a grudge over the 2v1 in SL. and. its good that there are consequences???#it IS a ‘betrayal’ in Gem’s eyes. they were friends. they were murder besties for the last two sessions and then Pearl chose Scar over her #and its awesome man. [through gritted teeth] this is awesome man this will be good for character development ok ok ok. ok?#its also got something to do with Pearl having the red creep in. i think #because during SL Gem was like. nearly idolising the Scarlet Pearl persona while vaguely aware that her own reputation has a similar effect #and yknow. the horrors. the fact that their image is so heavily built on what others deem them to be and they can only play into it #but by the end of SL Gem gets ‘betrayed’ by this persona that she looked up to #and also her own ‘GeminiSlay’ intimidating image is also starting to fall apart. partly of her own will #and now shes watching Pearl slowly turn red again. and this time she knows its not good for her or Pearl #so shes distancing herself from it. shes ‘trying to fix her reputation’. she sees Pearl falling into it again and just. no. i dont love you #you betrayed me last season #but on Pearl’s end of things she’s already deep into the idea that as long as you say you ‘forgive’ someone then everything thats happened #in the past doesn’t matter and they can all be friends. and nooo absolutely no grudges will be held. no emotional repression here #so. because thats happened to her in her own team she thinks the same can happen with her and Gem #and thats so. im going to blow myself up now

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chimchiri · 5 months ago

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For the requests: maybe Dash and Spitfire are doing some bonding gaming with Scoots? I'm sure they enjoy some console gaming, but maybe they could be convinced to do some board games as well?

I had to color this in because I loved this idea too much. Scootaloo gets some help from Spitfire and learns an important lesson about strategy and playing the long game.

Poor Rainbow gets demolished.

#Rainbow - honestly what did you expect?#You can't let Spitfire and Scootaloo team up and expect not to be beaten swift and quickly #Honestly this is more of a Rainbow vs Spitfire #with little Scootaloo being oblivious. She's just here for the fun #I can absolutely see them do board games #And both Spitfire and Rainbow take it so serious because they are in it to WIN #it's the Wonderbolt drive they all have #Ok but this was such an adorable prompt #I love love love the three of them...#I left it open in the image but I love to think of Spitfire as a sort of step-mom/not really yet but kinda surrogate mom #in the in between state of 'this kid clearly means more to me and I'm spending more time with her than others'#but she's not officially part of the family and a mom (or rather dad) yet #spitdash #spitfire #mlp spitfire #rainbow dash #scootaloo #mlp scootaloo #mlp #my art #requests #ask chim

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lunar-wandering · 9 months ago

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do y'all think Macaque is falling back into the role that Azure and the others put on him by remaining on the outskirts of the group because he thinks his input/presence is unwanted (and yeah his presence isn't really wanted by MK and the others BUT. something about the fact Macaque is placing himself at the edge of the group, the edge that Azure and the others pushed him to, doesn't really sit well)

#Monkie Kid #lego monkie kid #monkie kid spoilers #lmk spoilers #im gonna be completely honest: i think the only reason Mac HASN'T apologized is cause he thinks they wont listen to it #so he's trying to do things WAY more subtly and it's NOT working out #and when i say ''he thinks they won't listen'' i dont mean he thinks they won't forgive him #honestly the group would be split 50/50 between ''forgives him'' and ''suspicious but willing to let him try''#i FULL OUT mean he thinks they won't listen. that they won't even hear his apology and will just talk over/ignore him #or completely misinterpret what he's saying #THAT'S what he thinks #when he was being the villain he was putting on a show. it's HILARIOUS how obvious his actions are a front when you rewatch s1 and s2 #but like?? being actually him?? he does NOT expect them to listen to him when he's just himself #sort of like a. ''if you want people to listen you have to anger/frighten them into paying attention'' kind of mentality #not a good mentality to have #it DOES explain why he reacts Like That whenever someone does something that indicates they DID pay attention though #like. listen hear me out. i do NOT think Macaque expected MK to remember the Warrior thing.#so when MK brought it up it hit him like a truck #also why he reacts like that when Wukong somewhat seriously answers his ''you know this is just the calm before the storm'' question #+ when Wukong says ''we''#cause he does not consider himself part of the group. hence staying on the outskirts #GOD this guy is such a delicious pack of trauma to dissect. thank you lego for giving me not one #not two #but THREE traumatized monkeys to analyze

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essektheylyss · 3 months ago

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I am once again knitting which means I'm back to the Nein rewatch and happened to be on Midnight Espionage, and truly INSANE episode. The egg dick, both break-ins, the Zauber Spire attack, and the first time a beacon is on screen in like four hours flat. Trent Ikithon is there. The episode ends with Liam and Marisha yelling, "TRUST THE PORN."

#they dont make 'em like this anymore folks #honestly if you think the start of c2 is slow I trust that you hold that opinion but i do NOT understand #like yeah okay alfield is just basic dnd shit but you need a little of that #for PACING #literally the sheer quantity of plot that happens in this episode alone is wild #also very fun watching liam physically back away from the table in his chair realizing Trent is there #re: the comment this week iirc that he did NOT expect caleb's backstory to be so central #do you think that precisely was the moment he knew he done fucked up #cuz my guess is yes lmao #ANYWAY i did have to figure out what spell they used to attack the tower and I'm pretty sure it was gravity sinkhole #honestly pretty good for a fourth level spell! rip that dunamancer whos for sure gonna come to in like. hupperdook in fifteen years #i will not stop asking about the absolute trauma involved #with dying in this kind of assault and coming to in the next life in your enemy's military contractor town #insane concepts.#ANYWAY #megs rewatches c2

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red-veril · 5 months ago

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Very late but...

R'lyeh Miku 🐙🧜🏻

#vocaloid #hatsune miku #miku #vocaloid fanart #lovecraft #cthulhu #honestly #what did you expect #im the weird beauties and eerie creatures artist after all #i swear im doing also a more realistic miku #Etruscan Miku to come

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winn-wynn · 2 months ago

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Deco my tree is super funny to me because when you click the link the loading message says people receive 15.7 messages a day

Uh what’s the .7 message like

#decomytree #wynn speaks #like #what does this mean #did a person just start a message and then stop ?#or maybe they didn’t write a message and just wrote their name #and then you know what #so real of them #slay #also idk 15 people #so honestly #I expect like 3 messages top #and I will be very happy about those 3

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dellovestorant · 4 months ago

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What. a. fucking. idiotic. question.

#and a leading one at that #like wtf did you expect him to say #at some point these questions are going to push him over the edge and i would pay to see that point #because what the actual fuck #just shut up god #marc marquez #motogp #“like it happened in 2015 i was in the middle and i was theoretically giving points to someone else”#that's the tame answer #do not bring up 2015 challenge impossible #like come on tumblr if you want to talk 2015 and rosquez so badly #no but seriously even if they rephrased this how many ever ways #at the end of the day what honestly did you expect him to say #davide and gigi have already iterated no one's gaining an advantage from the other in terms of support #Marc's not gonna come out of nowhere and disagree with it #and common sense shouldve answered the question before it was asked

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dykedvonte · 3 months ago

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I hate the stretch lines in the front of Curly's uniform because that means the devs rushed to make a model in like a month or so and thought "They gotta at least know he has huge knockers, gotta know he's got back pain." Cause like what is the thematic importance of his tits having overhang?

What responsibility is that representing? Breast reduction? It shows an inherent greed in his character due to the excess and heshouldletmeholdone and that he clearly is blinded cause if he tries to look down his damn ladder all he's seeing is his own cleavage.

#this is my curly slander post ig #disclaimer i need you to understand i see all fictional men i like as like butches Curly is no exception #but like they didnt need to add that many polygons to his chest like its unnessary and honestly a little mean he already has so many things #to handle and you expect him to hold those boys up like that just aint right this is like something so stupid but i know you can tell im #having strong feelings about it cause like what was the point why did they survive the fucking crash it has to be a injoke at this point #with the devs it shouldnt make me this mad im turning into a misandrist but only towards large chested men #mouthwashing #curly mouthwashing #shitpost #suggestive #ig because this is just about his chest but like also they made him objectively pretty for no reason like yeah like ideal man and work ig #but they went over the extra mile like i have a right to be mad they did that much for a model we see canonically for like two seconds its #crazy actually how little we see of curly pre crash because we also lose his physical movements to help characterize him the way we see #body language with the other characters and how it gives way to their struggles and personalities and sentiments in certain moments #like all he does and how he emotes is stifled by the fact we always play as him until the last moments where he takes over to try and save #the ship and crew and even right before that the scene is so wrought with tension we cant tell what that look he gave Jimmy meant due to #the limitations of the models and how stiff Curly is like was it fear acceptance denial we dont know enought about how he acts himself #to tell and then everything else is charaterized by what Jimmy had done to where we dont really just get to see Curly as himself like Anya #and Swansea and Daisuke we have no idea how theyd act in a regular moment outside of a few glimpses and even then it is them doing #their jobs like grrrr we hate an unreliable narrator but also its the fact jimmy clearly does not interact with them or try to outside of #his position as copilot and then captain harkening back to the entire capitlist view of utility and how he views all of them as useless eve #Curly which fandom tangent the fandom also tends to do to Curly as they base every trait on what they think he failed to do as Captain #between Jimmy and Anya when the QnAs kinda make him out to be a rather open and willing person but still someone who isnt like a push over #just thinking of QnA three where it mentions hes very open to trying new things and you need to be an open minded person to open urself up #to failure like that and ig this is just the weird view that Curly needs to learn that or that theres redemption he needs personality wise #verses healing and learning from trauma like idk its the idea that people assume he did abosultely nothing when the games points out direct #and throught parallels he was taking actions its just wasnt enough and an over focus on absolute inaction vs ineffective methods used to #tackle the issues and themes the game grapples with plus wanting someone to take the blame and have to make it up to Anya even tho #i think it would mean nothing from Curly because she saw his efforts and would be disappointed it wasnt enough but the idea she would #disregard the attempts or not acknoweldge Jimmy as the epicenter compared ot Curly is weird and too focused on someone

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inkbirdie · 7 months ago

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so like. what the fuck just happened <- me after reading three 500-page books crammed with so much information that you would think there would be some context and answers as to wHAT THE HELL IS EVEN GOING ON THE WHOLE TIME

#so yeah i finished nona #i feel like i’ve gained no information #from the whole series #finishing gideon i was like #yeah this is sick i’m excited to learn more!#and i learned so much more #but it’s DOESN’T ANSWER SHIT #what did i expect honestly #you go in expecting a lesbian necromancer murder mystery #and you come out with both lesbians being at least kind of dead #one of them hasn’t technically kind of appeared for a whole book #neither of them are doing necromancer things #and everything that is happening is a mystery instead of only the murder #hrngh #the locked tomb #nona the ninth #tlt #the locked tomb series #the locked tomb spoilers

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catocappuccino · 1 year ago

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U zee being cool and allat... like she always is

+ two random doodles

#guess my favourite character!!! 😜 (difficulty : IMPOSSIBLE) /j #I love Uzi such a big amount she's like a daughter to me y'all will never understand y'all will neve #WHY IS HER HEAD TURNED TO THE... right?... WEST IN ALL OF THESE 😭 I swear I had drawn her from every angle possible this is a coincidence #reject medibang return to MS paint #oh yeah also what happened to my last post. Who decided it will blow up. Why is it over 800 notes- THANKS? THANK YOU??? I donno what to say #like honestly I did NOT expect that doodle to gain traction but I guess it did so- yeah! Thanks guys you rule🔥 keep murdering those drones #murder drones #uzi doorman #md uzi #uzi murder drones #my art

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parkercore-69 · 1 year ago

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the rise in scollace shippers after the new scotty p anime came out is wild yet completely unsurprising

#scott pilgrim #scott pilgrim takes off #no hate ship who you like people !!#as long as its not creepy !!#stay legal people!#honestly theyre roomates what did i expect #gay #?!?!?#we live in a world where mlm is always preferable to the canon couple #scollace #what a concept #parker’s bangers

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tinypi · 28 days ago

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#tatort #tatort stuttgart #sebastian bootz #thorsten lannert #this episode was like. fine. i liked the previous one much better honestly and i know opinions on that one were divided #notes and or complaints:#1. they wrote thorsten's name wrong in basti's phone. hilarious frankly #2. this episode was so goddamn dark. i know it was nighttime and a cinema but you can throw in some spots for fun and bisexuality #3. vogt once again doing things that are absolutely not in his job description #4. cassette tape superiority. ilu thorsten and your old ass car #4.1 when he gives the tape to the young cop what did he expect her to do with that? digitize it?? laptops don't even have disc drives anymo #e thorsten. i bet she just read the label and ripped it off youtube

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nientedal · 2 months ago

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You know, I could say a lot about the public response to Megamind Rules. But I think my favorite part was the way so many people who CLAIMED to love the original movie-- a movie about not judging books by their covers, a movie about a guy the world decided would be bad despite not knowing him, just because he didn't look normal-- proceeded to decide the spinoff show would be bad despite not watching it, just because the trailer wasn't as pretty as they wanted. Teacher says Megamind is bad; it's okay and popular to bully him! YouTuber who gets more money if he pisses people off says Megamind Rules is bad; it's okay and popular to bully the people who made it and enjoyed it!

I mean you can't make that shit up. It's fucking poetry.

#megamind #megamind rules #megamind vs the doom syndicate #and there were people who watched it and didn't enjoy it! and that's fine!#at least they goddamned gave it a chance #the people who did watch it have mostly not been assholes about it #mostly. i've run into at least one exception.#seriously though #some of you people had REALLY WEIRD EXPECTATIONS for what this was gonna be #i've been in this fandom for 13 years and it was exactly what i expected. BETTER than i expected! honestly!#idk what the fuck you were smoking but like. goddamn 😂#megamind rules exists and you can't stop it or me

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