#what did you THINK was going to happen

[makerofrunevests]

Brad: *Makes Mobius sad, brings up Frigga’s death*

Brad when he gets tortured:

[kacchanbiased]

Every time I see people complain that MHA’s “biggest problems” are the “Endeavor-Todoroki” storyline and the “Bakugou-Midoriya” storyline it makes me feel really smart because what did these people think was going to happen in the story about reconciliation and atonement. Why are you reading the reconciliation and atonement story and being shocked when major plot lines surround reconciliation and atonement.

[tweedfrog]

Very funny seeing the dem advisors freak out and go "WE NEED TO BUILD PODCAST BROS IN A LAB" as a response to right wing streamers and influencers and Joe Rogan as though they didn't just spend the past year sending cops to universities to beat, arrest, and tear gas left-wing kids on college campuses who idk. May have been useful with this whole "new media ecosystem" thing.

[sharkboywrites]

God I hate when people literally start an argument and then start crying at the fact that people are responding to it like you literally fucking started it what did you think was gonna happen *cough* that one transfem that was blatantly wrong about transmasc experiences and started crying harassment and zionism when transmascs told her she was wrong and were justly upset with her *cough cough*

[avernaqueenofthedead]

The pain did not teach me to open up

Any wider then myself like I should

The pain did not make me a better person

It did not teach me not to take anything for granted

It did not show me anything

Expect how to be afraid to love anyone

-avernaqueenofthedead

[tomthefanboy]

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We told you that you died in the wasteland.

[solacesupreme]

i was fighting someone on a head 2 head 3s cab and in the middle of the first round of the 2nd game the girl walked over to my side and said something like “you’re too good i don’t want to play anymore”. the funniest part is she was the one who asked me for a rematch after losing the first game.

[tweedfrog]

My mum: wow why does my child love violence idk what's up with her

Also my mother: names me after a historical figure who killed a guy

[vox-off]

half the people on my dash: don't give tumblr money 🙄 they're a corporation 😤 everyone who gives tumblr money is an idiot 😒

tumblr: we don't have enough money to continue operating as normal and we have to downsize

same people:

[mathemon]

well well well, if it isn't the consequences of their actions

[fantasticgothicpeachsludge]

Bernard: i lied. i don’t like sex. put your clothes back on babe and watch my power point presentation about What The Fuck Is Going On Between Batman And Twoface

Tim: …

[humofnight]

me: maybe I will text the people I went on a date with. That’s how this works right

me, a minute later: oh god they all responded now I have to TALK to them

[fenris-returns]

Shut up, kike

These carne asada tacos from Germany....

[prismaticutie]

My parents are so fucking stupid they're so "pro gun rights" or whatever the fuck but as of today Flordia doesn't require like anything to carry a gun you can just open carry for the fuck of it and they're like "oh be careful! People can carry guns freely now so be more careful!" How fucking dense can you be

[iwcfyaiicwicty]

Knocking out and locking the person that just found out has insane powers tied to their emotions when highly emotional in a box during highly emotional situations is probably not a Wise Decision Luther

[technically-human]

Part two of the reverse verse is here! The reverse boys meet the original boys. They're not really getting along as well as I had hoped...

Again, this was a commission for @i-am-as-normal-as-you-are and they asked for angst/funny vibes... I think it's mostly just angst though. Oh, well...

Part one