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Just saw an "aspiring screenwriter" on this hellsite post the dumbest, shittiest ending that they think would be "perfect" for S5. Of course it's Will being reminded by Mike that they are best friends and Will beautifully, nobly sacrificing himself to the Upside Down for the good of all.
All I can say is......don't quit your day job, kid
#shit takes#maybe don't do that#maybe don't pull a combo slowburn rejection and bury your gays#maybe don't even think about becoming a screenwriter if you have zero media literacy#the GA is silly#they are not killing will to close out the series#you absolute walnut#byler tumblr#st tumblr#byler#will byers#stranger things#s5 predictions#st5 predictions
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LES MIS LETTERS IN ADAPTATION - Marius, While Seeking a Girl in a Bonnet, Encounters a Man in a Cap, LM 3.8.1 (Shoujo Cosette)
He heaped a hundred reproaches on himself. “Why did I follow her? I was so happy at the mere sight of her! She looked at me; was not that immense? She had the air of loving me. Was not that everything? I wished to have, what? There was nothing after that. I have been absurd. It is my own fault,” etc., etc.
#Les Mis#Les Miserables#Les Mis Letters#Les Mis Letters in Adaptation#LM 3.8.1#Marius#Marius Pontmercy#lesmisedit#lesmiserablesedit#shoujocosetteedit#pureanonedits#Shoujo Cosette#MARIUS YOU DINGUS#YOU ABSOLUTE WALNUT
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❤️❔ooooooooo~ (lol)
[potential ships || accepting]
Lmfao shut up 🤣 leave me alone, stop perceiving me
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(another one bites the dust plays as i drive my car off a cliff)
#freddie mercury take the wheel#there is NOTHING that queen couldn't soundtrack#NOTHING#going to a dentist's appointment?#grocery shopping?#dumping a body?#brushing your teeth?#having a dance party?#dancing on the grave of your dead enemy?#how did he die?#well nobody knows but they did hear Queen playing#freddie mercury#you absolute god#you absolute legend#you absolute walnut#gay#aids#brian may#queen#music#good omens#the umbrella academy#five#crowley#aziraphale#aziracrow#michael sheen#david tennant#terry pratchett
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damn some of this is definitely about matty healy like... the smallest man who ever lived??
"if rusting my sparkling summer was the goal?"
"You tried to buy some pills from a friend of friends of mine they just ghosted you now you know what it feels like"
"Cause it wasn't sexy once it wasn't forbidden I would've died for your sins instead I just died inside"
tell me that taylor swift literal goddess was not lusting after matty healy only for him to treat her like shit once they got together and her to realize that it was only the fantasy that worked because he is a piece of shit babe queen its relatable honestly but fucking hell
she needed a fun rebound and instead got... the smallest man who ever lived?!
#the smallest man who ever lived#matty healy you absolute walnut#how do you fumble taylor swift??#ttpd release#taylor swift#i am probably waaaaay off base
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Why do people reply to the Obvious Megamind Blog like "you will not believe it, but" as if I didn't aggressively inhale the show the moment episodes dropped like they were a line of cocaine
#Megamind#Megamind Rules#literally tho the show is cute#a bunch of people with no taste in my mentions#weh wehh the show for kids looks like its for kids#of course? it does??#you absolute walnut of course it looks low budget thats because it IS#show is still cute tho so cope and seethe#learn to like things#its good for you
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is it still rpf is they historically wanted or did fuck each other? asking for a friend
#song of achilles#kubi#sorry i've fallen down the Oda Nobunaga x Mori Ranmaru rabbit hole#and i'm like#*tyra gasp* omg?#i thought kubi was just like#exaggerating for brilliant gay drama#not that historians have been saying these two were boning fr and drawing fanart of said boning#same energy as greek philosophers being like#“fuck you achilles was absolutely the bottom” “you fool you buffoon you cracked walnut how dare you say that he was the top”#in the modern day we have power scalers fighting over whether sasuke topped or bottomed for naruto#no that last one is something I legit saw on twitter recently#history repeats itself!
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Typed an angry post. Took a deep breath. Deleted the post. Someone give me a gold star
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hrgh every time I think I've come close to forgiving lance fucking parkin I skim the gallifrey chronicles. and then I remember the Horrors.
#listen bc when I read through and play around with AHistory I'm inclined to enjoy and respect his work as a curatative fan historian#but his actual prose writing#it. it beggars belief it truly does it's just atrocious#megan whines into the empty abyss of cyberspace#everyone in the EDA discord who thinks father time is the worst of it oh boy babes the worst is absolutely yet to come#like I get *why* they gave him the last book of the line because he does (mostly) know his lore extremely well#so it kind of makes sense that he'd be picked to wrap up all the myriad loose ends#and also he's well liked and afaik pretty personable unlike some fuckers I could name and didn't spend years burning bridges#but oh my god oh my god literally everything to do with Fitz and Trix is just. awful. terrible.#guy who absolutely does not understand or respect any of the three of that team TARDIS but especially Fitz#also The Thing With Sam#never happened fuck you lance#also given just how many asspats he gives himself over his command of the lore he fucking got Sam's middle name wrong?!#also it's soooo obvious how much he loves Anji because she's a Capitalist GirlbossTM#he really does not grasp her character development or personal arcs but he thinks he's killing it#like she *is* a Capitalist GirlbossTM but that's not all she is but he's not actually interested in her interiority at all#he just enjoys that she's a fiscal conservative#god the fact that trading futures is the literal very next book after Anachrophobia#one of the best books in the series that explicitly calls out Anji's pro-capitalism stance using time-war-for-profit played for utter horro#immediately followed by...almost the exact same premise but Zany RompTM#it's not that capitalists misusing time travel for profit is inherently bad it's just *these guys* who suck#no lesson is learned! then you fucking get to the fucking gallifrey chronicles and Fitz actually deciding that this very same scheme#'wasn't perhaps unethical' just because it's Trix and Anji doing it#like yeah sure Anji and Trix can have a little insider trading. as a treat. but that is literally the definition of unethical lol#the only reason time traveling to acquire stock tips isn't massively illegal is because it's not fucking real like??#of-fucking-course it's unethical you walnut#parkin you smug annoying self-obsessed lore-obsessed pregnancy-obsessed just barely-plausibly deniably not homophobic asshole#I'm avoiding even bringing up the actual beef with TGC because first of all everyone fucking knows but also it's just.#it's such a goddamn shit awful trainwreck#if parkin wasn't a Fitz-hating homophobic coward he would've ended the gallifrey chronicles the same way he ended the dying days. wink.
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ur gay
I love you too sunshine
#arkayl rambles#ask#lunavikt#actually fuck u ur an asshole for making fun of how i type my tags#at least my stuff is organized you absolute walnut#hey ray
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(during the TSL quiz)
Levi : If she wanted the points, maybe she should have tried not sucking-
Velik, kicking in : IF YOU WANTED FRIENDS YOU SHOULD TRY GROWING A PAIR OF BALLS AND TOUCH GRASS YOU PIECE OF SHI- IK, gaining control : *slams hand over mouth*
everyone else just watching
imagine this is before they realise that ik even has velik, so to them she's just had this massive SNAP moment and okay wow that was kind of terrifying
ik does explain things and force velik to apologise (velik does not apologise) but now everyone's substantially more mindful of what they say
meanwhile mammon's stressing out about all the little quips he's made (and the amount of times he's casually bopped her on the head or something) and whether or not velik is going to pop out and read him for filth any time soon
#answering asks#anon asks#jtta aus#velik would absolutely tear lucifer apart in the underground tomb#ik floored him with the silliness of 'you fucking walnut'#velik just. rips his ego to shreds#velik
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I think for me the allure in base releases in persona games is how it feels cloudy and there's still mystery involved regarding how one should go about the concepts and characters introduced in the story. as inconvenient as it is, it's fun to scour different media release after, or even before, that release, to see how they tried to present these concepts and characters, how they actually came out to be, and how they decide to shape them henceforth, adding on to what was already introduced and simply building on it, or topping on details that probably weren't obvious in the initial release, or something they wanted to be more prominent to evoke a more specific image of those ideas.
it's fun to look at famitsu magazines and decipher what those game teasers were all about. it's exciting to read through novels or listen to drama tracks to look a new perspectives of the same story, or even look beyond it. the art book gets released and youre looking through creator comments and concept art and deciding whether to agree to these ideas and decisions or not
but when the re-releases came, golden and royal for me, the whole charm of the game was wiped away and just became too... saturated. the eerieness of bright eye searing yellow wasn't eerie anymore, it just look more mellow and hopeful. from fog and static, theres sub and glitter. which is I guess what they were pretty much going for, when they decided to try out a new technique to draw an audience in. the red and white and black gave a monochrome outlook to the player's worldview, and the flashy and chaotic elements of the ui and other game design made it feel like you were breaking out of the off camera elements that felt too limiting, too controlling and tame, yet dark. now, the flashiness felt like too much sugar in a dessert meant to be a bit more bittersweet. there's a new meaning of rebellion vs control considering how yal's prominence in the plot was completely overshadowed with what az had going on.
I guess what in trying to say in the end is that both the base releases and re-releases have their own charm and can be enjoyed in different ways and through different perspectives. it just makes me a little sad to see how these concepts and characters shrouded with mystery and aching to be uncovered, which is what intrigued me in the first place, were just... stripped naked entirely. you look under the sheets torn off by the people that wanted more people to look at these creations and you see that it wasn't even the same thing underneath. it feels like they stuffed all the things people could like than retaining what these things had that people already like, it's just that they didn't realize they liked it in the first place. their insides were mangled and now their outsides were prettied up as well. all this mystery and intrigue I once found were just blank spaces filled in by someone else rather than the audience themselves
yosuke's closeted nature, kanji's relationship with his own orientation, naoto's own identity and representation. even chie's tomboyism and teddie's malleable inhuman body. and even outside of that, there's adachi, another label slapped on him and exaggerated only the traits that would make him more marketable to an active market that wants to be spoonfed to fill their egos and say they're right. and I sit here looking over all that had happened to realize these writers are not as sincere as they could seem. it's a big project after all, and there's too many people looking over your shoulder.
and the nature of fandom itself, I suppose. if there's mystery and intrigue pressured by audience reaction profit, then then fog shrouding them would dissipate and theres no fun looking through the unknown anymore
#kommento#long post#// oops another essay let's go to sleep.+#// I talk about this pretty vaguely because I'm tired but also how I try to apply it to other things#// I hate how pstudio saw how people reacted to adachi. then they completely fucked over his potential in Golden#// yes I'm glad he's getting recognition! I'm glad he's rightfully popular considering his place in the story and how it was executed!#// but why did you exaggerate him the Wrong Way. couldn't you have handled him with more grace. this looks rather careless.#// his sl is a giant ick to me because I know where this came from and where it's going#// his promo art his merch art. however he's been presented after that just sucks it absolutely sucks. why did you do that to him#// I wish he had a lower profile and it's the fans that massacre him but NO official sources had to do it to.+#// this phenomenon also happened to akc sorry walnut head I'm so sorry#// this could've been elaborated in a three volume novel spinoff series that nobody read because it was never translated#// bangs my head into the wall and waddles into bed to wake up to my own pool of blood I guess
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stop drawing her HAIRLESS, YOU COWARDS
#AAAAAAAAAAAAAA#you think the QUEEN of JUNKERTOWN. SHAVES???#NAUR#NAURRR#you fools#you fucking walnuts#you absolute BUFFOONS#RIPPING AND TEaRING#RAAAAAAGHGGGFGARARARAGAAHRAFGHH#anyways#yes this is about#junker queen#odessa dez stone#but if you need to reblog this for some other gworl…#pls do <3#hehe#overwatch headcanons#junker queen headcanons
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I'm so proud 😭
This little man figured out I wanted his wings to move this morning and five minutes in to this evening's session I transitioned from jack-potting the wing lifts to low value rewards for the lifts and he almost instantly (after 3 reps) went "nah man I need me that walnut I'm gonna go ALL OUT" and did a great big flap!
Ideal end result is to get the wings to be held out, not rapidly shot open but I'm amazed he immediately took it straight towards that goal so quickly! and so dramatically! Look at him go! amazing!
#newt training#training#shaping#wings#you can hear him actually dropping the low value reward#hes like#absolutely not#walnut or nothing#and immediately follows up with the full flap to get that walnut
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That's nice but Ollie surrendering to the justice system isn't really serving the people. It's conforming to the justice system. Ollie doesn't work for the people as a hero he's a vigilante. He's part of a system and while he criticizes that system he still takes part in it. Ollie is a victim of "all super heroes are cops" and "there is no ethical consumption under capitalism." Which is more the point people try to make.
Imagine coming on here and showing your whole ass about not having read Green Arrow comics like this- couldn’t be me but you do you my dude.
#‘Ollie stands trial for accidentally killing a kid’ - ah but you see he participates in the Justice system so he’s a cop I’m so smart#do you people HEAR YOURSELVES? lmao#ah yes Oliver Queen who is explicitly on page someone who only supports just laws and refuses to punish those who aren’t harming anyone#yes obviously a cop#Ollie literally goes out of his way to show that he’s for the people over the system#that’s like the key ethos of Green Arrow comics you absolute walnut
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'previously on Underline the Black Gary definitely ran his finger through semen on a sheet and tasted it while Efnisien wasn't in the room and that's not even going to hit the top ten list of Unhinged things he's done in his lifetime'
sometimes I just think about this strangely prim Mr Darcy-esque absolutely feral nonsense monster gremlin boy of a man (a peak alpha man) and I'm like my brother in christ who are you
#underline the black#dr gary konowalous#it's hilarious to me that the tag here is still 'dr gary konowalous'#because this man is no longer dr gary to me#he is gary the absolute walnut#an emotional peanut of a person#the 'no let me become one with my sadness and grief' man#(he doesn't have this grief in FFS at least!)#(that's something!)#it turns out if you make Gary *really sad*#he will see Efnisien's semen on a sheet#and be a version of the 'it's free real estate' meme
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