#you absolute walnut

[byler-alarmist]

Just saw an "aspiring screenwriter" on this hellsite post the dumbest, shittiest ending that they think would be "perfect" for S5. Of course it's Will being reminded by Mike that they are best friends and Will beautifully, nobly sacrificing himself to the Upside Down for the good of all.

All I can say is......don't quit your day job, kid

[sparklywaistcoat]

lol to rachel johnson thinking that breaking the gaiman rape story would have no adverse consequences for gaiman

[pureanonofficial]

LES MIS LETTERS IN ADAPTATION - Marius, While Seeking a Girl in a Bonnet, Encounters a Man in a Cap, LM 3.8.1 (Shoujo Cosette)

He heaped a hundred reproaches on himself. “Why did I follow her? I was so happy at the mere sight of her! She looked at me; was not that immense? She had the air of loving me. Was not that everything? I wished to have, what? There was nothing after that. I have been absurd. It is my own fault,” etc., etc.

[anywherexwhen]

❤️❔ooooooooo~ (lol)

[potential ships || accepting]

Lmfao shut up 🤣 leave me alone, stop perceiving me

[anchored-nyctophilia]

(another one bites the dust plays as i drive my car off a cliff)

[allyricas]

damn some of this is definitely about matty healy like... the smallest man who ever lived??

"if rusting my sparkling summer was the goal?"

"You tried to buy some pills from a friend of friends of mine they just ghosted you now you know what it feels like"

"Cause it wasn't sexy once it wasn't forbidden I would've died for your sins instead I just died inside"

tell me that taylor swift literal goddess was not lusting after matty healy only for him to treat her like shit once they got together and her to realize that it was only the fantasy that worked because he is a piece of shit babe queen its relatable honestly but fucking hell

she needed a fun rebound and instead got... the smallest man who ever lived?!

[disregardcanon]

i hate lazy listicles. like maybe i shouldn't be using a listicle for something but oh BOY do i expect better than "hey so uh.... villainous girls' names.... here have mary because of MARY MAGDALENE and mina because of MINA HARKER" you absolute morons

[thatfilthyanimal]

Why do people reply to the Obvious Megamind Blog like "you will not believe it, but" as if I didn't aggressively inhale the show the moment episodes dropped like they were a line of cocaine

[chaos0pikachu]

is it still rpf is they historically wanted or did fuck each other? asking for a friend

[i-know-how-my-story-ends]

Typed an angry post. Took a deep breath. Deleted the post. Someone give me a gold star

[spasticarkayl]

ur gay

I love you too sunshine

[journey-to-the-attic]

(during the TSL quiz)

Levi : If she wanted the points, maybe she should have tried not sucking-

Velik, kicking in : IF YOU WANTED FRIENDS YOU SHOULD TRY GROWING A PAIR OF BALLS AND TOUCH GRASS YOU PIECE OF SHI- IK, gaining control : *slams hand over mouth*

everyone else just watching

imagine this is before they realise that ik even has velik, so to them she's just had this massive SNAP moment and okay wow that was kind of terrifying

ik does explain things and force velik to apologise (velik does not apologise) but now everyone's substantially more mindful of what they say

meanwhile mammon's stressing out about all the little quips he's made (and the amount of times he's casually bopped her on the head or something) and whether or not velik is going to pop out and read him for filth any time soon

[pinkusmaximus]

stop drawing her HAIRLESS, YOU COWARDS

[not-poignant]

'previously on Underline the Black Gary definitely ran his finger through semen on a sheet and tasted it while Efnisien wasn't in the room and that's not even going to hit the top ten list of Unhinged things he's done in his lifetime'

sometimes I just think about this strangely prim Mr Darcy-esque absolutely feral nonsense monster gremlin boy of a man (a peak alpha man) and I'm like my brother in christ who are you

[frances-kafka]

I really hate Tumblr and Twitter giftedness discourse

look, this is what happened to 80s/90s gifted kids in a nutshell

I was in a social world in my teens that was exclusively those gifted kids

want to know who in my crowd became rocket scientists or opera singers or astronauts? Anyone?

NO ONE

the ones who even worked for a living, became computer people, and they’re WORKERS. Those are ONLY either the most-supported ND kids (rich with tutors or one of the dwindling middle class with an adult in the home full time) or the most adaptable “neurotypical” kids. They’re stuck in the same renter economy as everyone else in this shitty state and facing ageism and maybe they’ll be lucky and their parents will still own a house by the time they die and leave them with something they’ll have to sell

A giant majority of us though, you’d understand us as autistic now. If we’d had support and not been pipelined through the public school system as children and teens then we might’ve become something, but we didn’t

I want you to ask yourself who got to go to Caltech or a performing arts school

you cannot analyze this without actual sociological intersections and historical context

a lot of Gifted Kid Syndrome is the lie of middle class meritocracy

[alcetryx]

Every time I think "oh, I've done it!!! I have a one shot idea!!"

I start writing it and the voice inside me whispers 'but wait...there's a whole world here, no one will understand the complexity of the situation without an absurd amount of context that will take sixty chapters to explore'