#what can i say i am a man of taste
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☆ 𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍' 𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐈𝐓𝐒 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐌𝐄𝐀𝐋 𝐎𝐍 𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐇
✦ ⊹ ˚˖ warnings... nsfw! minors, ageless blogs and fem aligned do not interact, gn!reader, fem!asmodeus, cunnilingus
:¨·.·¨ ♥︎ a.n... pure self indulgence. that's it. that's the post.
can't stop thinking about eating out fem!asmo. her soft thighs, her wet cunt and her sharp gaze. her siren like eyes that you can't seem to pull yourself away from, even as you edge closer to where she wants you most.
it's almost like her gaze is taunting you, her eyes following your every movement like a lion watching her prey. the electricity in the room is damn near static with how much tension is between the two of you.
while keeping your eyes locked on hers, your lips slowly trailed down her left thigh, occasionally leaving behind a hickey. her eyes curved into a playful smile as breathless giggles spilled past her lips, it made you feel as though she found your possessiveness entertaining. it felt pathetic yet simultaneously sent a shiver down your spine.
when you finally reach your destination, her hands shift from the grip they have on her sheets to her thighs, spreading them open even wider despite there no need for it. you swallowed dryly and powerlessly watched her calculated movements with desperate eyes.
everything she does has you mesmerised and she knows. she's toying with you like a puppet on a string and the only thing you can do is play along, not that you mind. you gave her an experimental lick, taking note of the way her eyebrow furrowed ever so slightly.
your mouth envelopes her warm cunt and your tongue darts out to collect her dripping arousal, the sweet taste is so addicting you just can't stop yourself. it's only then that asmodeus lets out a high pitched, needy keen.
her eyes squeeze shut and she lets her head fall back onto her pillows, her hair spraying around her much like a halo. it's impossible to take your eyes off of her, not that you'd want to anyway.
when she's close, her legs wrap around your neck, bringing you impossibly closer to her core. her hand in your hair tightens its grip while she continues to grind on your face, hips stuttering and jerking uncontrollably the closer she gets to her orgasm. there's fluid dripping down your chin and it's so incredibly messy and sticky but you can't help but love every bit of it.
knowing she's this turned on and cumming from your tongue and fingers alone has blood rushing down to your crotch. only after her hands push away your head do you detatch yourself from her cunt.
you keep your eyes on hers, your tongue lolled out with a string of saliva and arousal connected to her cunt. you can only imagine how desperate and pathetic you look but you know that's what she likes, what she feeds off of.
© 2023 TEARS0FSATAN. please don’t translate, modify, repost or plagiarise my works anywhere.
#what can i say i am a man of taste#been on my mind for weeks bruh i am starved#i just love her sooooo much#៹ ࣪˖. 🎧 dark mode ﹒ᶻz#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me x reader#obey me x gn reader#obey me x male reader#obey me smut#obey me asmodeus#asmodeus#asmodeus x reader#asmodeus x gn reader#asmodeus x male reader#asmodeus smut#fem!asmo
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Ye gods, the continued existence of billford antis in 2024 is so genuinely funny that I can't even be annoyed at them. Like, tri-sexuality won, babes. RIP to y'all tho, must be sad to hate fun so much.
#megan whines into the empty abyss of cyberspace#the funniest/most indicative of anti perfermative morality take I've seen so far has been#'billford isn't *actually* canon it's an ~allegory~ for an abusive relationship'#like#it's not an allegory for a relationship like they very much did have *a* relationship#you don't have to believe they fucked and sure I guess you can bend over backwards and say it was platonic#(whatever that fucking means in this context)#but a relationship very much was had#also I don't know anyone who would seriously argue that it *wasn't* abusive like c'mon#I'm sorry 18-22 y/o antis but I was in college when Not What He Seems aired and *that* was the episode that made me consider billford#the idea that the author might have had a history with bill was tossed around as far back as Dreamscaperers#and listen hell yeah it's abusive that's why it's fun and cool and sexy sorry for having good taste#I am a grown thirty year old adult with a forty hour job and one of those legendary mortgages the old timers whisper about#I have a healthy web of family friends and acquaintances even!#I like horror man it's fun#I dunno what to tell you I thought it was cool when bill possessed ford and made him drive a nail through his own hand I thought it was sex
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Fuschia/Magenta?
#*deep breath kicks down uni door*#VERN!!! VERNIFRED!!! I GOT A HUGE BONE TO PICK WITH YOU!!!!! YES YOU!!!!#“we're only gonna read 1 chap of Don Quixote because it's too much to dive into.”#THIS COMING FROM THE MAN WHO MADE US READ THE ENTIRETY OF DANTES INFERNO#WHO MADE US WRITE 20 PAGE ESSAYS ON THE ODYSSEY#WHO MADE US FOLLOW HIS CANTERBURY TALES HYPERFIXATION FOR NOT 1 BUT 2 SEMESTERS#DISSECTING EVERY. FUCKING. CHARACTER. ACTION.#MAKING ME RESENT CHAUCER TO WHERE I COULDN'T WATCH A KNIGHTS TALE FOR 3 YEARS STRAIGHT#one of my all time favorite movies btw YOU MADE ME HATE THE THING I LOVED VERNIFRED#and you had the GALL to say the class only had 1 chap to dedicate to Don Quixote?#YOU MY FRIEND JUST DIDN'T WANT THE CLASS TO LOSE THEIR SHIT LAUGHING EVERY OTHER CHAPTER#IF YOU'RE AROUND HUMAN HAPPINESS YOU'RE LIKE A WORM DISCOVERING THE BAIT SECTION AT WALMART#ITS EASY TO READ FOR A CLASSIC HAS WIT IS BITTER SWEET AF IS TRAGIC IS FUN AND MAKES YOU WANT TO HAVE CRAZY MAN BIG DICK ENERGY#WHEN YOU HAVE A FOOT IN THE GRAVE#and the banter...THAT SHIT ROCKS#AND IM NOT JUST SAYING THIS CAUSE OF MY OWN HYPERFIX WITH LUIS AND I'M READING FOR RESEARCH#these stories FUCK#I AM SO MAD#SO SO MAD MY PEERS AND I GOT A TASTE OF SOMETHING THAT WOULD'VE KEPT US ENGAGED#AND I AM MAD THAT I RESENTED THAT CLASS SO MUCH THAT I DIDN'T WANT TO TOUCH THE CLASSICS FOR A WHILE#and that it took me until I'm 31 WRITING A DAMN FANFIC IN MY SPARE TIME TO READ THE ENTIRETY OF WHAT I FUCKING MISSED OUT ON#astarion voice: IT WAS RIGHT THERE!!!!!#vernifred...can i can i call you vern?#look...i love you. you were one of the most humble profs i had i looked forward to going to class every mon and tues for lecture and reading#i get the hyperfixations my guy i really and truly do#BUT I STILL RESENT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU FOR THIS ONE#i finally get why luis loved this shit so much too and im seeing more connections with re4 now and it feels like the cherry on top of it all#vern....just....SIGH....GIVE THE DON A CHANCE MAN#FOR THE SAKE OF THE CHILDREN WHO WILL BE IN YOUR CARE#YOU KNOW...YOU JUST...MAKE ME...GRRRHFHFHHDJDJ!!! 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼
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Petition to Stop the Passage of Time.
#i'm. not gonna make it.#what's it? let's just say. hjhhggghufhhhh all of me. my entire life. everything.#idk i've been having some crazy highs and lows lately i don't even know why. i'm medicated. i should be BASELINE NORMAL#and yet.#every day that goes by i am reminded of how much i ignore and avoid and outright refuse to live my life.#it is so utterly hopeless. i feel like i've failed in every facet of life and i'm scared to get it together.#i've just failed. at being a human. and anyone who interacts w me in person will realize this very quickly.#i can ALMOST. get a semblance. a taste. of human connection online. through art. the life we breathe into it.#but man. it's too late. i'm so far gone.#it's like MAN YEAH nothing will hurt me nothing will happen to me nothing unpredictable will happen. awesome 👍#but at. what cost. the repercussions.#literally literally i just can't let anyone in anymore. i am so fucking guarded. i've completely retreated into myself.#i barely live here. body and mind. but everything is just. so. fucking. difficult. and scary.#do it scared well what if i don't wanna. what if it's damn near impossible to get me to do anything i don't wanna do.#idk maybe it's the sun setting sooner or the years of isolation. getting to me.#i really do feel like i'm on the verge of cracking wide open.
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#靖蓉#射鵰英雄傳#金庸武俠世界#郭靖#黃蓉#legend of the condor heroes#all adaptations are lovely in their own ways#the best part is that each and every adaptation I have ever watched still gave me the squee(s) when it comes to JingRong#an evergreen OTP#they never fail to make me high pitch squee in fangirl-shipper excitement#they are so adorable and sweet together#their harmonious and respectfully egalitarian qualities are forever THE STANDARD#and reminds me that no male fictional character gets me like Guo Jing#what can I say except that I have boring tastes#all those sexy villains/antagonists only get me so far before I lose interest after a while#I just swoon over how staidly dull GJ is in his unexciting displays of virtues#and his exceedingly respectful care and consideration for HR#no bells-or-whistles in his expressions of love#but you really know this man loves HR to bits#although he made some mistakes obviously#and well HR loves her earnest Jing-GeGe a bit too much#and they were young and foolishly in love LOL✨🥹🥰🫡🙂↕️#and despite their final fates#I do agree that (relatively speaking) they had a fully realized HE for their circumstances#for which I am very thankful to 金庸先生#enjoying the 2024 adaptation and having so much fun fangirling over this forever OTP#JingRong OTP/CP#and I can’t stress enough how much I love the latest adaptation’s Huang Rong#she is just so adorable and cunning (as HR should)
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yknow. something i think about a lot.
how much does the place and environment someone grew up in effect what physical features someone finds attractive? like, not even necessarily home life n all that, just... the kind of people you saw in your everyday life.
#gonna go on a lil rant about my tastes here in the tags ig.#yknow all those top ten sexiest celebrities lists and theyre all white guys? white guys that i can barely tell apart?#theyre so. mediocre to me. i dont understand why people go crazy over them. same with a lot of white woman celebrities.#something to note is that i myself am a white american. btw.#but i didnt grow up seeing many other white people. most of my classmates were black. a lot of the teachers were black.#most of the people in my area are people of color.#and honestly i kinda think that might have had an effect on my tastes today?#because all of the “conventionally attractive” celebrities are white and mediocre and boring to me.#the dehydrated and malnourished muscular men arent attractive to me at all. im more worried about their health than anything.#but like? hold on what was her name.#Nyakim Gatwech. shes so pretty. shes so so so pretty. absolutely radiant.#black people in general? beautiful. mixed race people? beautiful. hispanic? beautiful. south asian? beautiful.#but the latest genshin twink or some white man??? i dont really. see the appeal.#this isnt to say i never find white people attractive. i do and have in the past its just never the ones other white ppl my age like.#its just. yk i have preferences! i think some traits are prettier than others! most people do that!#i mean like a grand total of none of this as fetishization btw. in case i have to say that.#why DO people say that im not like. objectifying anyone i just find POC more attractive.#can never be too safe though#anyway. yeah i think about this a lot.
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Look I don't know what the fuck antarctica is.
It's like stuff your ass ain't surviving past though
#I could see myself as a dragon the sixe of creation watching you breathe fire for me though#the little dragon female is like whaever you want master *poof* *puff* *snap dragon*#and the master dragon breathes into creation once again#look honey I had to grow it process it and sometimes ship it over the Christopher Columbus route#it's the most crazy part of it all and I already know it's true because I was there and I am going to be there#it was a simple time#car ride and some food#the old man that I like is there and things go well usually#I kinda remember me thinking about myself man what is this guy's deal#like after seeing myself selling nothing can ever compare#me: dude I would NEVER work at a restaurant that is for chicks#and yet there I am pretending I suppose#like how about I retire and go manage a restaurant like no mother fucker that's not what he does....he does those two#waitresses#uh well if anything gets a bell 133 I can claim it solo or in pair#I want to take extra sugar with you and one hand on each hood just gently letting you both feel my spark#connecting one hand with two hands#it's like water if you stare at each hydrogen right you gave two hos#but yanno let's get naked and get high and have fun and if you want to call it magic then that's what it is#she says wait til you taste that meat#shot out to your pics with your eyes red as fuck though.... that's hot#one thing you don't want to do is bring a dreamcast into my domain and not expect me to unlock the company logo to fight you#like logos ethos pathos.....like more than they claim but they don't know shit#like yeah.....I wanna slowly feel my bulge as you both demonstrate and begin the way of the hiot#yeah you've been doing it for years let's see it first#first time for me anyway#which makes it your most important teaching hoot#drugs teacher student relationship#sex: owner slave (s' down the line) relationship#I never wanted to be a phlebotomist but for you I will learn
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Guys... the world's sourest candies from that video cost less than $5
The only thing that's holding me back right now is the fact that they're currently out of stock
#the description also says theyre sour sweets which is good#i was worried they would just cheap out on the sour by making it super bitter with no sweetness#but nah it specifically says its sweet as well and thats what im about#just bc something is super sour doesnt mean it needs to taste bad#and making something taste really bad and bitter is just a shortcut to hide the fact that its not actually sour#im rambling now but. god i fucking wanna try the worlds sourest candy#i bet i could do it. i need to know what its like to go even further beyond#rambling#edit: theyve got a bunch of different flavors of varying levels of sour apparently#and theyve got a sour scale pack where you can get two of each and theres a chart on the back ranking them from least to most sour#so you can try all of them and find out how hogh your tolerance goes#it is ALSO UNDER $5#i am vibrating in my fucking seat right now if this shit wasnt out of stock i would be a dead man
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ur grading people and if they get an f theyre blocked? my main you aint a kindergarten teacher this is a microblogging platform
yeah, that's why there's that function called blocking! :) cuz this is a microblogging site! that's what microblogging platforms have! :) so you don't have to put up with people's shit! :) interesting that kindergarten teachers where you live are capable of blocking people in real life, hope you had fun with that
#spot says stuff#this is the INTERNET You are the one who curates your own fucking experience and if i dont like someones vibes or what theyre saying to me-#-they are going to get blocked! ''grading'' people??? its called judging people and having set boundaries and self respect#im not here to conform to strangers tastes n the need to Watch Me i dont care about that more than i care about myself#i am not a ''content creator'' i am not someone with some power like a ''kindergarten teacher'' i am a stranger to All of you and-#-just another tumblr user and i dont owe you fucking anything just like nobody Here owes me anything besides base respect#n base respect includes watching what you say to people. i dont have to put up with strangers faults. im holding everyone here accountable-#-for their actions and words because i believe that you are capable of being a good considerate human person n acting sensibly#what would happen if i blocked a person on Tumblr Dot Com. the goddamn apocalypse? please. blocking isnt controlling people around you-#-its Boundaries. you can get over some random bitch blocking you on the internet. its not my responsibility if someone decides that their-#-entire emotional wellbeing depends on a *Stranger*#i have P@NSEAR blocked cuz i just Dont like their content. if someone ''gets an F'' from me for behaviour then MAYBE theres a REASON?#''ur grading people'' goddammit man who Isnt judging the people around them and the interaction they have with them#HOW many times ive said ''feel free to block me!'' in a positive way cuz of smth as small as a too gorey design. what do u think-#-blocking is ysee??? ''you are acting entitled'' because i AM! i AM entitled to having a good comfortable experience on the INTERNET#just like ANY OF YOU. please anon! you dont like my way of treating myself on the Internet do just that! block me! i wont throw a fuss??#if Anyone here doesnt like the smallest aspect of me judge me. i invite you to. judge me and if that aspect is too loud for you Block me#to get along with this anons absolutely correct n in place anecdote: Grade Me. give me an F. boot me from the school whatever That means#keep yourself safe and make your experience on the internet comfortable#i cant tell if youre one of those dumb anon askers who r just lookin for attention or fight Or a reasonable person but heres my look at it#entertain it before you disregard it. got me pissed off from the moment i wake up u dont even know bout my whole blockin system dear god
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fair warning that when I get my physical copy of Baldurs Gate 3 next month I am going to be very mentally ill over Astarion so I'll make a special tag then and you guys can block it should my ramblings get to be too much
#i am a simple creature#i see a pathetic man and i want to steal his gender AND take him to bed#being bisexual really just is having the worst taste in people but ALSO the best taste in people do you understand what im saying#i want allen smiling friends carnally but i also want lilliana vess am i making any sense#gray speaks#<- can also filter that tag to ignore my inane ramblings#if its not clear btw i am nsft and i DO NOT CARE!!! lol
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i think u made a post a while back about not caring about frank iero, do you feel your opinion has changed since then? (not asking this in a “do you like him now?” way, but rather in a “have your feelings changed from neutral/disinterest, to outright dislike?”) (feel free not to answer, i was just curious bc i haven’t seen a lot of mcr fans who are ALSO uninterested in mr. iero, & since you’ve made that post he’s done a bunch of dumb shit lol)
hii!!! i answered an ask about it a while ago! I definitely disliked his fans (hardcore frank girls) more than i disliked the man himself due to my own personal experiences with them. However. Yeah between the AI thing and the casual antisemitism my opinion of him has dropped from ambivalence to outright dislike.
#the antisemitism especially got me because I do not think a lot of people understand#like this isn’t an issue of ‘oh he’s an old man he probably doesn’t know what that means’#he is an ITALIAN from the same pert of nj I am#I know how that works. being a nj Italian is a venn diagram if your relatives are Italian they are either polish or jewish#and they know polocks and jews#there is not way in fucking hell he didn’t know what he was saying. and I’m saying this as something who grew up in the SAME AREA#WITH THE SAME KIND OF FAMILY#like most people don’t know how north jersey works#like that’s the kind of joke you can make in north jersey because we would know it was a joke#but that’s not. something you say online to people who may very well take you seriously and AGREE#not to say there’s no antisemitism in nj. but it’s definitely harder to come by in a place where a lot of people are either related#to or know something who is Jewish#idk left a bad taste in my mouth 🤷🏽♀️ my mom is 12 years older than him and knows that’s a dog whistle and isn’t online or that aware of ho#Judaism even works#like. it’s just. idk man#hopefully he will stop speaking sometime soon!#jude.answers
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i had a really weird interaction on youtube the other week. i commented on a short tv clip of someone gay doing something funny a few years ago and i said smth sweet and generic like “oh wow that’s cute i love him” and it became a top comment so sometimes i still get notifications of ppl liking or replying to it.
but for some reason, you know how faceless people on the internet will say their most shallow and judgmental thoughts to a real person like it’s not the rudest thing you can do? yeah that happened. i had left the most impersonal, inoffensive comment in the world but someone responded to me “just admit you’re only entertained bc he’s obviously gay and you project your lack of a personality onto that”
and i was just like. honestly shocked. like what? you literally don’t know me at all. i didnt even say I WAS GAY in the comment or anything about being gay it was LITERALLY just a tv clip i thought was funny and cute. but this angry homophobe who clearly just hates to see queer ppl have fun and make jokes on the internet made it *my* problem...
and like first of all i don’t do that. i don’t just identify w everyone i come across who is queer and funny and root for them for that reason alone. the only person i project my lack of personality onto is dave davies... ok... chill out that’s not what i watch jeopardy for, that’s why i listen to the kinks
#the clip itself wasn't even about being gay it was just a guy doing a snap#OBVIOUSLY GAYYYYYY#i mean the guy was gay but like. get a life? get a life#tales from diana#get it right. i'm very specific w how i project my lack of personality onto real people i can overly-personally identify w okayyyy#ok~ teehee :)#seriously though what a catty fucking homophobe#im not even a gay man. my life and my taste in art has definitely ALWAYS INCLUDED LOTS OF QUEER MEN ok but am i one? no#and that's fine. they're part of my community very much but i don't look at every single one and am like 'omg youre so me bestie'#dave davies is the only (arguably?) queer man i project myself onto. and he had to be a complete dandy and musical genius to earn that#(dave davies actually doesnt identify as queer but he does speak openly about his experiences w men... he grew up in a different time#and he's allowed to identify however he likes its not my business. debbie harry is kind of in the same boat saying shes straight now#but used to be bi... let the boomers say whatever they want as long as theyre not policing us which neither of those ppl are)#(personal identification is personal)#this whole post is Not That Serious btw in case this needed a tone indicator
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“Some men are just beautiful like women” PLEASE GOD GIVE ME A LAVENDAR MARRIAGE WITH A MAN AS BEAUTIFUL AS A WOMAN I BEGGGG
#and that’s not to say I wish for a feminine man DONT GET IT TWISTED#I mean like a dude who’s pretty in a masculine way#like he looks like he fell from the sky LMAO#dora daily#TIKTOK USER AVA SCREAMS YOU WERE SO RIGHT FOR THIS#I am grateful for my mum bc altho she is mean she would genuinely pick out the prettiest man for me I bet you LMAO#my dad would pick out just some random old disgusting person probably#but my mums tastes are too refined for this world LMAO#I bet you she would pick out a man who’s drop dead gorgeous for me 😓 AND THAT WAY I WOULDNT EVEN NEED TO REJECT THEM MYSELF SHE CAN REJECT#THE OTHERS FOR ME#others as if I’ve gotten a single proposal as of yet 😾#not that I want one but it’s so insulting bruh even my mum was telling me you and your crowd of old men#I DONT WANT A CROWD OF OLD MEN PLSSSSS#what I get for my family being loners fml …#also said gorgeous dude would be even more gorgeous if he follows my dictatorship I MEAN MY RULES 🙂↕️👍#he ought to be the equivalent of a dog on a leash I MAKE THE RULESSSSSS
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pov:u go into blue pe/riod goin haha i too went to art school n then u come out of the otherside holding ur head at "why did u choose art sen/sei" "i just chose a hell i could live with" and "do you even like art?" and "everybody is telling you about closure and how to move on from grief, but there's nothing wrong with holding that grief forever for the rest of your life" and "if u give it ur all and still fail, you should off urself?" and "does it even matter if your work is popular - isn't it enough for it to resonate with just the one person bc it moved them so deeply-"
#what if i htrew myself off a cliff#these days i try to tell myself art is easy (in the same way that one utuber boe/ing pilot says flying is easy) bc all it boils down to#is communication and language and it is the equivalent of writing and everything falls into place w proper research n pre-planning#all it is a practice of this to create a vehicle of visual storytelling or narration#the technicalities - color; shadows; notan; perspective - it's all grammar and rules and language and then - and then#u have to become a jazz musician u have to sing u have to belt it out with taste and style and punch walls in ways that are meaningful to u#but first u gotta know how to do ur abc's and sentence structures and then you have to have faith in ur own abilities after the fact-#ALSO GOD THE WAY A NAME MAKES EVERYTHING SO INTIMIDATING - I BEEN CONFUSED AF ABT SEEING#'MUNSELL' METHOD CROPPIN UP EVERYWHERE AND ALL IT IS IS JUST THE BREAK DOWN OF COLOR VIA#HUE - CHROMA - VALUE AND IM GOING TO BITE EVERYBODY FOR MAKING IT INTO SOME BIG MONSTER#BC IT AINT SHIT - THIS IS SIMPLY JUST THREE QUALITIES TO A COLOR THAT U USE TO TRIANGULATE THE THING U NEED#i will probably become the dunning-kruger effect w trying to convince myself that i can Do Things but w/e bro be cringe be free#Reclaim The Menu (2023)#i met a self taught artist today who also works at state parks he's living my dream#he was so cool#:skull: bro immediately pinned me down as a painter bc i was squatting down to obsessively stare at his brush strokes n color choices#vs me who will deny that i am a painter/fine artist in any capacity for 5000 yrs#but also artists who squat down to obsessively stare at brush strokes n colors: ur cringe n beware the museums bc the security guards are#going to tell u r going in way too close n u have to leave- (real life anecdote)#i have an unwarranted intensity for being so bad at art lmfao but it makes me happy when ppl look at my things n say#hey this makes me wanna draw too!#u can always rely on me to be ur hype man to go to doodle town
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sorry it took me a second to get to those i rbed it instantly forgot and went to go do my little conlanging.
#I LOVEE ASKS I LOVE THEM TY IF YOU SENT ME ONE :] i like to talk#please please feel free 2 send more ik its 12am lol . omg its 12am. i actually did not know that i wrote that sentence then checked the time#i was GOING to I meant am btw. i think i said pm. i meant am. it is NOT noon and if i did say am looooook man mind yr business#aaaanyways i was GOING to say im going 2 get back to conlanging but in real life i should go to sleep... but im so hungry#i wonder if we have bagels. we doooo have potatos. so i miiiight make a baked potato#and u might say Omg connorrr but a baked potato it takes an HOUR! heh.#u may not know this buttt for christmas/my bday idr i never do theyre so close together. but my family got me this marvelous little thang#its this bag and u can microwave potatos in it and it makes them baked and it takes like 7 minutes its mystical#the skin doesnt taste as good as my normal baked potato method whichhh ive posted before if u recall i probably shouldve made a tag for m#resippys. but it is just sooo darned convenient that i will survive yay. SOO yeah i can make a baked potato#but if there is erm erm erm omg i just realized i literally havent seen lamp all day we didnt sdv today or yesterday. tmrw i must#umm anyways though um. um um um what was i. umm. right if theres bagels i might make a bagel sandwich
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