#what a thing

[shiftythrifting]

every day, I mourn that I did not buy this…..(local arc thrift store in CNY, it was gone the next time I went in)

[sillyteecup]

Solo crying like a little bitch after Roman speared him in half is my new religion😭😭

[eqt-95]

was reading a fic, and halfway through i thought 'gosh i hope this author is doing ok. because this is... buddy this is pretty dark and angsty and wow so many metaphors. you ok, buddy?'

i am buddy. buddy is me.

[martianbugsbunny]

came onto this website minutes ago crying sobbing throwing up about the Scrubs finale BUT ALSO thinking "hey that song Book of Love that was in it is so Aziracrow" and when I searched it here lo and behold the fandom came to the same conclusion I'm now laughing and crying at the same time

[mayisgoingnuts]

In the Wicked AU can Dexter feel any pain?

I stick with canon and yeah he can't, I did mentioned that Pump tortures Dex physically but I'm pretty sure I worded it very badly or just. Said something that is not true out of impulse??? KANSKSJ (<- dumbass)

I meant it like "Skid plays with his mind and Pump with his body", both affects him to slowly grow more insane but one is more direct and intentional while the other is not. Pump messes with him for the fun of destroying a doll and Skid with the fun of destroying a living being

[starvrat]

two of thwm,,,,

[lenacopperleaf]

Ok I did just see a comment on Facebook that said I guess Sam and Erika (from the weird avs ad) are back together and it did make me laugh

[kimpining]

i found out the author of a scifi series i read in like middle school uploaded an extra chapter to his website that's just about the protagonist getting forcefemmed.

no idea how to feel about this.

[didnt-hear-cold-as-you-live]

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[canpandaspvp]

ahhhh dregnancy

[crewdlydrawn]

Y’all the Teen Wolf movie is wolf. W wolf. WILD. dumb autocorrect.

[majoresca]

Mine is a play on words with my name, my old school nickname: complainer, squeamish, demanding, who has exaggerated manias, and stuck up snob. That, in my native language.

So, I'm going to split the nickname in half: major-esca.

In the English language, "Major" means something big, an army position and a classification of musical notes.

While "Esca", means bait in Italian. And in the language I speak, the word "bait" is also a way of saying that someone is half drunk, and also means something flammable. ( I've never heard anyone use these expressions, but perhaps they're not used in my region.)

So, I guess it means that I would get involved with someone who didn't like my attitude and wanted to get revenge on me, or that one of my exaggerated habits ended up being my downfall.

So we have a list of:

A complainer.

Someone squeamish.

Exaggerated manias.

A snob.

Something big.

An army position.

A musical note.

A bait.

Someone half drunk.

Something flammable.

Okay, maybe the following scenario:

I accidentally made a comment about a major, who sang badly at the karaoke bar.

And while they were drunk, they threw their drink at me.

Which was probably one of those flaming drinks, that caused a fire where I got burned?

Wow! What a detective game!

Whatever the reason, we can summarize that whatever it was, it would be a major thing.

Or...

That my death was just a big exaggeration, and that in fact it was all a big bait! To achieve something. A "Major Esca"!

Reblog and put in the tags how you would die if your URL predicted your death

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[desperatepleasures]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

[so-many-ocs]

[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories