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i finally saw promising young woman last night because i am nothing if not dedicated to the hater lifestyle and i knew it was going to be awful but i did not realize it was literally going to be the worst movie i've ever seen in my entire life.
#surely i thought this movie that won an oscar has some merit to it#but no#i think the academy just liked the idea that women can and should just give sassy west wing speeches to their rapists#the way the movie insisted it was about avenging women#and then literally didn't do any of that#she's superior to the drunk women who get assaulted because SHE has the wherewithal to remain sober#because no sober woman has ever been assaulted#also i'm sorry but if a man is assaulting you he literally does not give a shit if you're more sober than he originally thought#and if you start talking when he wants you to be quiet he will silence you!!!!#the way every man was so stupid and UNARMED#in OHIO??#she went after that guy with the tire iron and he didn't pull out a gun like tell me the writer of this was british without telling me#but like every woman was just portrayed as so stupid because they didn't have HER smarts#AND THEN SHE FUCKING LETS THE GUY WHO RAPED HER FRIEND KILL HER#SHE WALKS INTO IT#SHE DIES IN SERVICE TO A MAN#and he's not going to serve time for raping her friend HE'S GOING TO SERVE TIME FOR THE MURDER SHE INSTIGATED#JUSTICE IS NOT SERVED#BUT MAYBE HER BOYFRIEND WHO LIED ABOUT BEING PRESENT AT THE RAPE WILL HAVE A CHANCE FOR REDEMPTION!!!!#what a stupid fucking movie
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I'm mr sterling's right hand arm man, I'm mr sterling everything, his confidante, his best friend, his silly rabbit...
#what a stupid fucking movie#this is from uh dreamcatcher with lou ferrigno jr#clearing out my drafts rn so you'll see some dumb shit
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I should be allowed to get a "skip pointless and stupidly forced romance" button in everything I watch ever
#pls what the fuck#this is the most boring and pointless shit ever#oh my fucking goddddddd#im such a hater#stiff talk#sorry no but like. at least make it believable and interesting#this is just the typical “oh a man and a woman interacted so they must kiss” shit#pleaseeee for fucks sake can i get a show or a movie without romance.... please..#does anyone have any recommendations actually. very rarely do i enjoy the romance they put in stuff#i want smt whete i wont have to roll my eyes over stupid romance#aromantic#and TIRED OF ROMANCE BEING EVERYWHERE LEAVE ME ALONEEEEEE
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RDJ as Doctor Doom is the most blatant embarrassing cash grab I've ever seen in the history of cinema I think. They might as well have slapped a giant sign on their Fantastic Four film which says 'I don't have any confidence in this film' because that is the ONLY reason they have cast him as Doom and it's so obvious that even MCU fans can see it clear as day.
#as a comics fan this is just confirmation of what we alrdy knew which is that the mcu is a fucking joke#but to mcu fans this is them thinking you're all stupid as hell and can milk you for more money by slapping RDJ in a movie#marvel#victor von doom
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I hate you mfs that don't like Gwen after across the spider verse it smells like misogyny
#i liked her MORE after atsv#like yeah she needs to apologize to miles duh#but why is she not allowed to make mistakes without being villanized#ive heard more people talk about how bad gwen is than fucking Miguel#shes CLEARLY being influenced if not manipulated by Miguel and jess#shes only doing those things because she wants to PROTECT miles#she doesnt want what Miguel is saying to be true#like yall im p sure she fully accepted that her dad was going to die#they had to have said some shit to make her accept that#and at the end shes trying to right her wrongs#shes become such a more nuanced character than she was in the first movie#why are you guys fucking stupid#AND shes trans shes literally amazing#gwen stacy#spiderverse#spider man across the spider verse#across the spiderverse#spider gwen#marvel
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excuse me?
if you're an orphan of the early development of Wish, I'm so sorry for you, just skip this post or you're suffer terribly.
walking by some portfolios out there, I found THIS
Disney has had a Star Boy 3D model for Wish and yet it was SCRAPPED
(credits to Dylan Ekren, the man responsible for 3D modelling of King Magnifico)
#oh my god what the fuck#disney why are you so stupid just let creatives be creative and make you money#disney#disney business is ruining the animation studio#just remake that shitty movie#wish is terrible we sure need star boy and asha#wish#disney wish#wish asha#wish movie#wish film#asha#star boy#king magnifico#Vimeo#disney 2023#wish 2023#wish (2023 film)
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I got bored lol
#cecilia was so real for that tbh#she just went and cuntified child murder its unbelievable#i wholeheartedly believe adam keeps calling lawrence for help with the stupidest fucking injuries#“larry...... my dick got stuck in the toaster again......”#“what the fuck do you think i can do about that”#<<<<<goofalicousgooberfaces' idea btw. just exposing you real quick#peepaw's the world's first homophobic bisexual#tbh hes allowed to be homophobic lmao his three stupid children are gay and they all suck#saw#saw fanart#saw movies#john kramer#jigsaw#saw adam#saw lawrence#saw amanda#adam faulkner#adam stanheight#adam faulkner stanheight#lawrence gordon#amanda young#jill tuck#cecilia pederson#chainshipping#latenightsundayblues art tag
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Take it or leave it idk I am ready to fling myself into the sun
#this brain rot is so fucking stupid#why the ape movies of all things#the heart wants what the heart wants#and it wants ape yaoi#help#pota#kotpota#lightning#sylva#my art#digital art#fanart
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Everything is very horrible today in an autistic meltdown kinda way so either I'll pop off and draw a lot or lay face down in bed doing nothing for several hours we'll just have to see
#the worst thing is its not just any one thing#its a build up of terrible terrible terrible#and when i do fibally get set off it seems like its over smthn really fuckinf stupid#RAGHHH#i will explain actually cause most of it woild piss anyone off#my whole family is off of school/work today except me#my siblings went to the movies#i had to go to work and work was fuxking SLAMMED#so i had a pretty shitty day already work wise#then i learn like an hour before i leave that i have to pick up my siblings#in the rain#in the dark#and also two othee peoplw are gonna be there so my car will be litetally full#and its in the busiest part of town#AND i have to pick up dinner beforehand#so that combined with evweything elae aboit today was already upsettint#and then the coworker i dont fucking like started fuckung around with smthn#not doing his aork#which is why i dont like him cause he never gets anything done#so that was sort of the last straw ig#anyway my manaher was bejng really nice befoee i left cause i was obviously upsey#but i was like ' listen i am literally about to have a meltdown so i have to go i cant do this rn '#i feel bad about it#but whats worse briefly inconviencing my manager or having a whole fucking meltdown in frojt of everyone#muppets ref ha#anyway#i just wish my parents respected me#even a little bit#cause they sure fucking dont#not me nor my time haha!
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no FUCKING WAY was the actual ending of the barbie movie her becoming a real woman coinciding with her getting a vagina are you joking. are you actually fucking kidding me. greta gerwig kill yourself
#squeak#bad movie bad commentary on gender#on EVERY front but i am not going to get into it lest i sound like a raving madman#it was just fucking stupid performative mainstream leftism what else is there to say#even the cishet friend i saw it with was confused as to why ken wasn't gay
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my friend practically DRAGGED me into watching transformers one and i was like FINE. you owe me one. I’ll give this a chance
my eyes are opened. I cant believe it. I guess i am transformed. It’s peak
#my maternal instinct kicks in as soon as i saw bumblebee. what the fuck#LAHSKABDSKDBKDDJFKDK#alright. perhaps ill give this franchise a go#LMAOOOOO#this is so fucking surprising. i avoided it like virus bc it seems stupid but NOW LOOK WHO’S STUPID. i am.#JAHDJDJFJFJFJFKFKFKFKF#never in a million years would I thought that i would love a Transformers ™ movie. life works in mysterious ways#delete later
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the voices won
#parkour civilization#parkciv#seawatt#parkour champion#paper#sketch#wip#xuh art#god above i will try to finish this digitally some time#seawattgaming#ajthebold#seawatt gaming#ok LISTEN. LISTEN. OK. WHY DOES NO ONE TALK ABOUT THIS SHIP#WHO CARES ABOUT EVBO /J#NO. FOR REAL. THESE TWO'S RELATIONSHIP DICTATES THE WORLD AND NO ONE TALKS ABOUT IT#HOW COME SEAWATT SETS THE RULES BUT AJ HAS THE CHAMPION BOOTS???#WHAT KIND OF DEAL GOES ON BETWEEN THEM#HOW COME SEAWATT RAN AWAY AT THE END OF MOVIE 1 BUT AJ IS NEVER SHOWN AGAIN. WHEN WE KNOW EVBO SURVIVES THE CHAMPION BATTLE DESPITE LOSING#THE FIRST ROUND. IS THIS THHING ON? DOES ANYONE HEAR ME? IS AJ SOMEWHERE IN THE NOOB LEVEL? HE'D RANK UP UP IMMEDIATELLY ONCE EVBO MADE THE#TRIALS POSSIBLE. DUDE WAS THE CHAMPION. WHERE DID HE GOOOOO. HOW WOULD HE FEEL ABOUT SEAWATT'S DEATH. DID THEY EXPLORE EACH OTHERS BODIES W#O SAID THAT#i just have to fuck myself and get attached to the ship that HAS NOTHING. WE NEVER SEE THEM INTERACT BUT WE KNOW THEY MUST. ugh. f#fuck my stupid baka life
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I always speak like I’d be the final girl but I’d be the dumb bitch that dies in the prologue
#I’d be the first kill because what I would be so fucking dumb#I’d answer the door#I’d probably go into the basement because of stupidity#horror#horror movies
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There's a meme going around to draw your comfort characters as the Steven meme.
Bowser's never been a comfort character for me, but thinking about how great an Illumination Smash Bros movie would be with these two having the dumbest greatest villain team dynamic has brought me SO much joy this year.
#ganondorf#bowser#I spammed chat about it once I have a VISION#Gan's so manipulative and Bowser's so stupid like let me do OoT Ganon + Bowser Villain Dynamic Duo for an Illumination Smash movie#after letting me establish Gan as a bastard cat in an illumination OoT movie obvs#Just please please PLEASE imagine Ganondorf trying to teach Bowser how to impress a woman with like. Common Courtesy.#Mario's training montage except it's Bowser getting Miss Congeniality'd by Hyrule's Most Wanted Diabolical Mastermind#and it's not even about how to be a good villain it's literally just how not to immediately fuck up with a girl you like#with gan becoming increasingly exhausted and bowser trying SO hard and Kamek being SO jealous Bowser has a new sorcerer bestie#who is very obviously using him and will throw him away by the end of the film -- leading to Peach genuinely sympathizing#until Bowser immediately fucks it up but in a less egregious way because he's trying and that's what matters kind of#AMA I have this whole plot in my brain aklsjdfa
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Installment 1/3 of wrestlers: Eddie pushed Steve off the couch and Steve brought Eddie with him
#drawing#art#stranger things#steve harrington#eddie munson#steddie#in my mind they wrestle#they tumbling#I like to think they were watching a movie of Eddie’s like some horror shit and Steve just made some stupid comment#and Eddie cuffed him on the head and so Steve gripped his shirt#and well#down they went#he said if I’m going down you’re going down with me#I like to think Jonathan is sitting on the couch still like what the fuck#as Steve and Eddie are tumbling on the floor and bump into the coffee table and robin just lifts her feet like this is normal and Jon’s like#bro pls why and he falls on the ground from them hitting everything and Eddie accidentally grabbing his leg#and then poor Jon mr sweet sibling relationship doesn’t understand the art of tumbling with your friends#except steddie are together but this is for fun#anyway#digital art
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i know everyone is praising ify for how he’s playing this season and i do think he is slaying but some of his moves kinda bother me😭😭😭i didn’t like how he took all the drug juice i feel like brennan obviously had a plan for how that was gonna work with persimmon dead AND everyone would’ve got a cool moment with the drugs but he kinda just took it :/ obviously it worked out and it did lead to that convo w liv and russell but idk i felt like jacob in that moment and i’m not even playing LMAO like i would rather have just seen what brennan was gonna do and got to see how everyone was gonna take it
#also with ify i fucking hate his vin diesel impression LMAO#i know that’s a super unpopular opinion and i’m FINE with that i just think it’s so cringey im SORRY#it’s probably cause i’ve never seen fast and furious and i never will cause that shit looks stupid asf#i love nsbu but i HATE actual action movies so some of his moves that are objectively cool give me the ick#jacob looked so upset too#like he really wanted to do something cool with the drug juice#i know what it’s called but i’m not attempting to spell that shit#and ify was like trust me! then did something stupid#then when he was gm and only took 3 bottles😭😭😭😭#BITCH TAKE 6#“i didnt want to do too much#OKAY WELL YOU DID#he better give one of those bottles to jacob or i stg#honestly if he keeps one for himself that’s kind of so annoying too#idk why i’m hating so much AH it’s not that deep it just irked me#never stop blowing up#d20#dimension 20#brennan lee mulligan#ify nwadiwe#nsbu spoilers
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