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silly card redraw <3
#Akito. Stop maxing out on 4*.#dude im serious I can’t pull for all of them AND your girlfriend’s#This set is rad#I got a glimpse of what the hairstyle looks on aki and was slightly disappointed#Thought that might be my glimpse of it so idk yet#project sekai#akito shinonome#vivid bad squad#shinonome akito#lyn-ne’s art#project sekai fanart
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owah cool skin fortnite
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trust me, i'm mixed but decidedly am nonetheless Not Black in said mix, and i know what person gets awkward "chuckles" and whose "childish" usage of language (mine) gets actual laughter
#i just saw a tiktok of non-Black people using Very Evident AAVE and like. idk if theyre fluent in AAVE or not bc im not fluent#and i know growing up by proxy of those communities (even if you yourself are Non-Black) can lead to fluency and Black people#tend to welcome those fluent speakers. im not talking to those people. but anyone who is not fluent?? stop it#youre missing the real comedy gold here buckaroo for that racist poppycock and fiddlesticks. the fuck#...but yeah im not fluent in AAVE at all and even i was p sure the people in that tiktok were not fluent either like ew yucky#last time i experienced people being uncool like that was at a party where a white dude whose background implied he was#definitely appropriating AAVE ''because the word just sounds funnier'' (i wonder why. ask yourself why an AAVE word sounds ''funny'')#bc bro went to private school in a largely white neighborhood and he kept being baffled that people found me funnier than him#like gee its almost comedy is funnier when it is thoughtful about why you are using the words youre using to what end#but the guy was BEFUDDLED like he wanted the social currency i was getting but he didnt want to be seen as ''lame'' for#using words that were ''uncool and babyish'' like. yeah. thats the comedy. thats the point. its that juxtaposition of that#with me being super rad and tubular you silly-billy. i dont feel babied at all for using the words i do#in fact i think itd be eVEN FUNNIER if some manly man started using ''smoochy-smooch'' and ''lickety-split''#anyway. that tiktok brought me unwelcome flashbacks. fuck that party-guy. ugh#(for the record: i did try to correct him. but he kept insisting ''its not AAVE; it's internet slang'' and id be like ''yeah okay but where#do you it came from before the internet?? have you even looked it up?'' and hed say ''i dont need to. shit came from twitter. i saw it#happen myself'' like?? ''nO YOU DIDNT. YOU JUST SAW WHEN IT ENTERED YOUR SPHERE OF THE INTERNET. THAT DOESNT#MEAN IT WAS BORN THERE YA GOOFY-GOOBER'' smh i tried)#(ps. i have since learned you gotta google that shit FOR THEM and IN FRONT OF THEM. and even then its a 50/50. god damn it)#me
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⚠️trigger warning, violence mention⚠️
Thinking about the time I had an exclusionist reblog my post to tell me that queer people are dying, and then they proceeded to yell at me for being an mspec lesbian. 💀
They were unwittingly admitting that there are more important issues than somebody's identity, while trying to invalidate my identity lmfao. I suppose they thought it was some huge ‘gotcha’ moment, cuz ooh I'm so selfish for expressing my distress toward mspec lesbians such as myself being crucified for calling themselves lesbians, while people are facing REAL issues! Give me a break.
I know queer people face acts of violence, and mspec les/gays saying ‘hey guys, we'd like to be allowed labels and spaces too’ isn't in any way invalidating that. Exclusionists need to get over themselves.
#also not to mention how weird and low-key fucked up it is to use the deaths of queer people against somebody's identity#something tells me that they actually don't care about those deaths cuz if they did they wouldn't weaponize them#it's just... so weird and gross to me idk. It rubs me the wrong way#exclusionists are dumb#mspec lesbian#lesbian#rad inclus#critinclus#queer#lgbtq#lgbt#lgbtqiia+#Oh boy I can't wait for an exclus to interact despite me having them in my DNI#/sarc if that wasn't obvious. Having someone interact with your stuff against your wishes is annoying asf in the very least#it's like wow dude do you not have the capacity to be a decent human being#or do you not know how to keep your mouth shut and your nose out of places where you aren't welcome?#they're like... nats tbh#annoying asf like I don't care what you think lesbianism is 'SUPPOSED' to be Rebecca please leave
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Most people really don't seem to understand that friendship is a two-way street.
They expect you to wait on them hand and foot as they rant about and constantly pour on you either their issues or their passions and when you finally have something you'd like to talk about you get a "Man that sucks :/" or a "Cool" in return.
Find somebody who doesn't do that. Then you'll have your best friend.
#i know i ramble sometimes and i'm extremely grateful that my best friend puts up with it :')#but see then in return i do the same for her because it would be completely unfair for me to expect her to act like a wall for me to talk a#or when i wanna show her something and i can tell she's being polite and it doesn't personally strike her fancy I MOVE ON#and she does the same for me and we have way frickin better communication and we have a frickin rad friendship#it's give and take#and also can we bring back the idea of being able to work through some things on your own?#like i am ALL FOR having a support system that can encourage you when things go wrong but some things can be solved on your own#i shouldn't be bearing the burden of figuring out your life for you you know?#i'm absolutely willing to help but if you're just going to spend all your time complaining to me and never ever take my advice#then there comes a point at which i'm literally just acting as your therapist and that's not how friendships are supposed to work#i've become kind of the designated therapist in a lot of friendships throughout my life#and it is exhausting constantly being complained at (sometimes over very minor things)#only to have that person or people COMPLETELY ignore your advice every single time you try to give it#that's not friendship my dude that's using me because you just want someone to complain to#like i said. support system good. treating your friend like an emotional punching bag to let out your problems 24/7 very very bad.#like when i was feeling completely unlike myself and irritated and frustrated for three dang years straight#i didn't really talk about it much because i knew it wasn't the kind of thing advice was going to fix#so i wasn't in the discord servers every two seconds “MAN I REALLY JUST DON'T FEEL GOOD :///”#because when other people do this to me there comes a point at which i'm like “WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO ABOUT IT”#like i've given you all the advice i have and you have taken absolutely none of it nor have you taken any action on your own#so now i'm just here to make you feel better about yourself and that's really not my job#emotional support is necessary. patting you on the head when you refuse to do anything to better your situation is not.#tl;dr people who refuse to do anything to better their situation other than complain to ME about it 24/7 drive me nuts#and it drives other people nuts so please don't do it to anyone#don't bottle up your emotions but also don't let them come crashing down and drown everyone you know#just because you can't be bothered to put ANY effort forth to contain them#emotional regulation is attractive~~~#society today has built such a culture of “it's not YOUR fault and if you cry about it hard enough someone will fix it for you” like no sir#sometimes it IS your fault and sometimes you DO need to take responsibility#and if it is your fault then absolutely no one but you is obligated to fix it
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glow up of the century. nagisa went from having one anime ending mv with little to no relevance to the Haniwa Cinematic Universe aside from like. four frames with hiyori to having a full blown rabusutori AND a timeskip tease .
nagisa really went from being a complete nobody to becoming the best boy of all time in no time flat~~ we stan a hiyori-loving man!!!
#no love story will ever lose to nagihiyo’s~~~~#his (partially) off-screen character development was pretty rad too tbh#he went from being a jealous kid who hurled hurtful words at his crush out of jealousy…#to maturing enough to confess to his past screw up (and his feelings for hiyoko for that matter)…#and he chose to wait for her answer (while bettering himself in the meanwhile) instead of pressuring her for an answer#plus!!! he gave her a free ticket to an ft4 live!!!!!!!!!! we stan a generous man!!!!!#what a lad. pls clap for 100% love and friendship man#the dude from gamushara
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Straight from the storybooks!
[ID: two sticker sheets of various dragons in a storybook/classical illustration style. Some stickers are of the dragons' full body whereas some are just heads. Each sheet has one sticker of a dragon protecting a treasure hoard and the first sheet has a small sticker of some dragon eggs. End ID]
#New follower sticker!#I have. No idea what to post for u my dude. But I think ur vibes are rad so have some rad dragons o7#sticker collection#stickers#Fantasy#Peaceable kingdom brand#Apparently???? That's a. Taste breaker for them#animals#Kinda#Dragons#from mom's collection :3#cool#Image description#An. Attempt at one anyway :'P#Since alt text apparently doesn't work when there's two images in a row! Yay!#Did debate posting some Nintendo stickers as ur sticker but I think I've already posted all of them 😔 I don't have a lot
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I try not to hype up anything I do, but my brain is abuzz. abuzzy bee. Got given a gift card for a crappy clothing store (thankful, but I mean, hard to find good items), so I finally bit the bullet and ordered a denim jacket. Now begins the slow process of bleaching, dying, and decorating. Finally going to live out my very simple dream of having a cool denim jacket
#I’m so easy to please#this is so dumb and I’ll probably screw it up and I shouldn’t even say anything lest I embarrass myself#but what started as a joke idea years ago (30+ yr old loser with a hardcore jacket who is he kidding?) is slowly coming to fruition#I have TWO (2) disparate but rad ideas for the design but I’m very torn#I’ll have to poll some people as time goes on#but right now the ideas are: emerald green dye and red roses & floral theme#or: faded goldish dye with a big patch of the Great Red Dragon on the back#it would be cool to have both but tbh shit isn’t cheap in the long run#I’m very torn#bright greens and reds would be beautiful but maybe a little over gaudy? like hard to coordinate an outfit around all that zazz#I do love zazz though…#but a nice muted gold with lots of blacks would definitely go with a lot more outfits. wouldn’t clash with colorful shirts#plus that would look hardcore as fuck.#big William Blake patch on the back. studs and spikes. edgy philosophy patches or whatever#I know it’s a total poser thing to say but I just want to wear something that people are like ‘whoa that dude is dark as hell dawg’#stupid idea but I’ve been thinking about it for awhile#and I want a cool jacket to cover my ugly body so sue me#sorry sorry I’m just pumped up#I ordered it this afternoon so I’ve been thinking about it all day#I wanted a big one and they don’t exactly sell the size I want in local stores so that’s why it’s taken so long to get one#I want lots of room to breathe#rather it be too big than too small#I am really excited though. this’ll be a nice little distraction for awhile. a nice achievable goal.#umm hi I love you#I’m in a really good mood#smooch smooch smooch#you can ignore this#but feel free to shoot me ideas or tell me if you have a cool jacket or anything like that#and also thanks for reading this if you did. I don’t know why you would but I love you for it stranger.#text
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my ex boyfriend's friend asked me out
#like dude? isn't he spreading to all his friends what a shitty girlfriend he thought i was b/c the fatigue and shit#or is that just to a select few that also know me?#either way already turned him down because 1 can't drive and not depending on someone else to drive me again#and 2 if i keep crying most nights probably not stable enough to start something new lol#i see my therapist in 2 weeks unfortunately because her appointments got really booked up#so that's cool#but also 3 my ex boyfriend taught me love doesn't exist for me with the pots#and tbh a guy who is friends with him can't be much better#he was nice though at the movie night#he's gonna be a rad tech and was listening to my nursing stories
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genuinely what did he mean by this:
Shawn and Jules: break up
Lassie, completely unprompted: HEY HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED DATING MEN IT WOULD BE PRETTY RAD JUST SAYING I THINK KISSING DUDES WOULD BE REALLY COOL NO PARTICULAR REASON THINK ABOUT IT
Shawn, a raging bisexual, who flirted with Lassie for four consecutive years:
@snackhouse @vertigoevolved @pineapple-coffee
#conversations from the discord lol#lassie just got married two episodes ago what is he doing#shawn spencer#carlton lassiter#burton guster#juliet o'hara#shassie#psych#psych usa#psych tv#psych 2006
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Madoka Magica shrine update:
I almost have all of the Magia Record books currently out! I’m just missing volume 8 and Another Story volume 2. I hope they finish the stories! It’s nice to be able to read the stories again after the app closed. Also added Kyubey plush, crushed for his sins
Added 5 soul gem rings and 4 grief seeds (they were sold out of Homura). The grief seeds are roughly based on Gertrude with different colored insides.
3 necklaces (Kyoko, Devil Homura, and Madoka), 2 hair ties (Mami and Sayaka), and Homura’s hand soul gem! Fun fact about me: I absolutely will wear these jewelry daily. I am sneaking PMMM memorabilia into my outfits, even at work.
Putting it all together:
Everyone was so kind to my previous post! I’ve built up this collection over 10 years (since I was magical girl age myself). It’s funny to show it off as a big shrine when it’s more about incorporating a couple items into my day to make each day a little more magical.
I love the resurgence of the Madoka Magica fandom with the anniversary of Magia Record and the upcoming news of the newest movie! The tags are filled with beautiful art and ideas.
To celebrate my magical girl brain rot coming back, I organized a shelf for some of my PMMM merch.
These certainly aren’t all my items. I also have a pmmm purse collection and paintings around my home. This series fills me with endless love, and it makes me so happy to see others also love it!
#when I have a cool outfit with matching accessories I am at my most powerful#I get so many compliments for my Kyoko based outfits she’s rad as hell#rip to my Homulilly purse and Mami wallet damn car thief#disclaimer that I am by no means wealthy or even middle class#a good portion of these are gifts from kind friends#also over 10 years my dudes I’ve been nerding out for a long time#i know what i’m about#madoka kaname#mami tomoe#kyoko sakura#sayaka miki#homura akemi#madoka magica#pmmm#puella magi madoka magica
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gerard about control
gerard: i've talked about control over the years. yknow? um. not often because I didn't- I haven't talked much in the last 7 or 8 years except for like the concerts yknow? and um. I did like an interview with aiden gallagher from umbrella. we talked about control a lot and we're talking the about the reunion show at the shrine and I was like look I just wanna get up there and make it about the songs and just have a good fucking time with my friends and. yknow? but um. yeah I examined my own versions of that and control and stuff like that and all these shows we played over the years and be like
"raise your fist and do this" fuckin control people but its really. it's really not that. I mean it is for some people. and maybe for a time it was for me. but I spoke to somebody in europe, one of the members of this tour and they were like "dude people just want to be a part of shit" yknow? you don't have to control them. because it's not about the ego- this onstage, it's not about like "look what I made those motherfuckers do" sometimes it's about that. if I make you do really fucking stupid rad shit, but. there's a lot of that. anyway, I'm talking too long but um. that's like a really delicate way of telling you:
I am going to control you right now
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#“anything you say gerard” - not me#sorry my blog is on the zesty side this week#gerard way#current gerard way#mcr#my chemical romance#ray toro#frank iero#mikey way#2022#swarm era#shows
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Teenage! MC
Requested By: @opiopal
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Summary: How the brothers' would act around you if you were a teenager that got sent to the Devildom. The brothers x MC platonically / sibling relationship
Lucifer felt a bit guilty when it came to you. He was the one who was in charge of picking the human for the exchange student program. So, by default, he was the reason you got ripped from your life and brought down to the human world.
He was surprised by how well you had adjusted to life there. You did your best to be respectful, did your homework, and had great manners.
Lucifer dared to say you behaved better than his brothers who were centuries years old.
But, you still had your moments that baffled Lucifer and made him mentally face-palm.
You were in a student council meeting with Lord Diavolo and the others; and, you dared to call Lord Diavolo “dude”.
A collection of gaps broke out across the room when the word left your lips. You called the future King of the Devildom “dude”! You could see some of the brothers - mostly Belphie - stifling their laughter at the situation.
But, Lucifer was completely mortified. His eyes were wide and his expression looked flushed. He couldn’t believe your audacity.
Luckily, Diavolo laughed the whole situation off. He found it amusing.
But that didn’t stop Lucifer from giving you a long lecture on how you were to never do that again.
And the next time you came face-to-face with Diavolo, Lucifer was on high alert, ready to clasp his hand over your mouth every time you said any word that started with the letter ‘D’. Just to make sure that never happened again.
Lucifer was used to being the head of the household and making sure everyone did their daily chores and kept up with their studies.
And you were no exception to that, so Lucifer didn’t think twice about it when he asked you to do a simple chore.
But you woke up on the wrong side of the bed, it was very early in the morning, and you weren’t in the mood. All you wanted was to eat your breakfast in peace. You just wanted a moment of silence before you had to go to school.
“Y/N, you need to clean your bedroom after you get home from RAD today,” Lucifer stated simply, continuing to eat his breakfast. It was a simple request that certainly didn’t warrant a sassy response. But it was the straw that broke the camel’s back and a sassy response is exactly what he got.
You had a stoic expression on your face, barely missing a beat before you replied with, “And you and Lord Diavolo need to kiss already but neither of those things are going to happen so let’s not talk about it at 6 am.”
You hadn’t looked up from your plate yet, but you could imagine the shocked expressions on everyone’s faces. Especially Lucifer’s.
“Well, we’ve gotta get to RAD,” Mammon stated, practically pulling you up from your chair. He had seen that look on Lucifer’s face too many times and he knew exactly what followed afterwards.
The other brothers quickly joined the two of you. Lucifer was not used to being defied and he was most certainly not going to be happy with the way you talked back to him.
The brothers found it amusing nonetheless. A teenager standing up to Lucifer of all people. And you didn’t even have a look of fear in your eyes!
Lucifer loved having you around. You were a welcome addition to the family. But he definitely got the brunt of your witty remarks and side comments.
And he had no idea how to handle it. It’s not like he could punish you like he did his brothers. You would barely survive half of them.
For once in his life Lucifer felt defeated…by a teenager.
Mammon still tries to impress you as a teenager. But not in the same way. He wants to come off as the “cool” brother. The one that will let you stay out later than you’re supposed to, and take you for rides in his car, blasting music.
Mammon loved it. Having you around made him want to be a good role model despite his spending tendencies.
He would still be a bit possessive of you. Only because he doesn’t want his brothers influencing you. Only he was allowed to show you things around the Devildom.
He wanted you to like everything he liked and hate everything he did. Movies? You liked the classic Devildom action movies, right? You didn’t like horror movies, right?!
And you loved going gambling with him, right? Didn’t you think it was so fun watching him win? Of course, he had to lie about your age to get you through the doors of the casino. But that just added to the fun of it.
And please don’t ever mention anything about witches to either of you. You both hated them with a passion. At least, Mammon will say that if someone ever did bring up the “w” word.
The truth is, that Mammon felt guilty about leaving that little girl he had found with the witches. It was for the best that she stayed up there in the human world. But, he couldn’t help but wonder if he would have been able to take care of her himself.
And although you were more like another sibling than a child to Mammon, he wanted the chance to start redeeming himself. For the first time in his life, he wanted to be responsible for someone. Please be his mini-me.
But being responsible meant that sometimes he had to be more assertive than fun. Especially if you were putting yourself in danger.
You didn’t think you were. You thought that going out with Simeon and Solomon would be fine. You were just hanging out around town for a bit before heading back to the House of Lamentation.
But, you forgot to text the brothers that you were with them and when you hadn’t gotten home in time, Mammon snapped.
Worry filled his heart and directed his mind.
When he finally found you in town with Simeon and Solomon, relief came in waves.
He took you back to the House of Lamentation, despite your protests. And, as soon as you were back, Mammon decided to give you a lecture. He had learned how to do it from the best, after all.
“What do ya think you were doing? You almost gave me a heart attack,” Mammon stated as you began walking to your room.
“We were just walking around town. Don’t you trust Solomon and Simeon?” you questioned, crossing your arms over your chest as you stood outside your bedroom door.
“I don’t trust ya out there by yourself without one of us to protect ya,” Mammon countered.
He didn’t mean it to come out the way it did. He was just worried about you. But, you were angry with his words. You were frustrated that he was treating you like a child so you replied with the first thing that came to your mind.
“Your whole thing is being a crow in a flesh suit. I really don’t want to listen to someone who would stop everything that’s happening in their life to pick up something shiny from off the ground.”
You entered your room before he could respond and closed the door on his face. Mammon stood there in shock while Levi and Asmo began snickering in the background. They couldn’t deny the truth in your words.
Mammon was stubborn when he wanted to be and that left the two of you giving each other the silent treatment. Just like he would do with any of his other siblings.
But, eventually, he apologized. Especially when he saw you growing closer to his other brothers in his absence.
Please forgive him. All of his other brothers have told them they wished he wasn’t their brother or part of their family. He can’t handle hearing that from you too.
If you were a teenager who liked going out and doing things on a regular basis, you and Levi probably wouldn’t have a lot in common. And it would be hard to spend time with him.
But, if you were a teenager who liked watching anime and playing video games, you and Levi would be best friends.
He was still wary of you at first. After all, you were a normie. And even if you were a teenage normie, he could never be too careful.
He’ll slowly open up to you though. If you impress him with your own otaku skills, the process will be even faster. Deep down, Levi just wants a friend who likes the same things he likes.
He wanted someone he could talk to. Someone who wouldn’t brush him off or tell them that he wasn’t making any sense.
Levi will invite you over to play games with him often. He enjoys playing with someone who is actually competent.
But even he isn’t safe from how sassy you could be. And if you and Levi played a game against each other, your competitive side came out and so did the sassy comments on both sides.
Levi had heard of a fighting game that was very popular up in the human world and he was dying to try it. He wanted to know how it compared to the fighting games that they have in the Devildom.
Let the trash-talking commence.
You’ll surprise Levi with the first couple of things you say. But he’ll quickly begin to fight back with his own remarks. Both of you fight diligently with both your words and the controllers.
And, when you start winning, Levi’s jealousy starts getting the better of him. He’ll tell you things like “You’re cheating” or “It’s because it’s a game from the human world.”
“Come on, Levi, just admit you’re not as skilled as me in video games,” you retorted. His eyes were now glowing as his fingers were pushing the buttons on the controller rapidly. He had to win.
“I won!” you exclaimed with a proud smile. That smile faltered though when you saw Levi’s expression. A dark aura surrounded him as he stated in a low voice, “I want a rematch.”
“Yeah, and I want a million dollars. But right now I don’t feel like beating an old man who’s lost his reaction time at a videogame…again,” you replied, before getting up and leaving.
Levi let out a small gasp as you left the room. Old man?! I mean, he technically was considering he was at least a few centuries old. But he has not lost his reaction time!! How could you say something so rude to him? He just needed practice, that was all.
Levi will pester you for the next few days, begging you to play with him. He’ll tell you his reaction time is better and that he won’t lose. He won’t give up until you either tell him that you think he’s a great gamer or until he beats you in the game.
Satan will take it upon himself to be the one who helps you with all of your studies. He usually won’t be the one who encourages you to neglect your education in favor of having some fun.
He would rather ensure your success. He wants you to be at the top of the class, with his help. He just wanted the best for you. And he wanted to rub it in Lucifer’s face later.
He’ll always suggest the two of you have tutoring sessions where he can help make sure you understand the lessons that are being taught.
He’ll stay late after class or show up early. He’ll meet you at the library or at the cafe. Wherever you would agree to meet him.
And although you appreciated him trying to help you, sometimes it was a bit much. Especially when it was early in the morning.
Which is exactly when Satan decided to have your latest study session. You were barely awake and hadn’t had any food or coffee yet.
You were sitting at a table, your books opened in front of you as Satan went on a rant about one of the lessons. Your mind was barely keeping up with what he was saying.
All you wanted to do was go back to bed, but Satan’s rant was never-ending as he tried explaining all the intricacies of the subject you were studying.
You finally had enough when you had to catch yourself from falling out of your chair after you had accidentally fallen asleep.
“Okay, Satan, look I love you, but I hardly remember the difference between a verb and a noun so I have no idea what the actual fuck you are saying with your mouth and your face right now,” you stated.
Satan was taken aback at your sudden outburst. His eyes were wide as he suddenly took in your tired look. Normally, he would argue that it’s important to study. But, today he responded with, “We can pick this up later.”
You were thankful that you were finally able to return to your room and Satan was more careful about planning your study sessions. He’ll do his best not to overwhelm you again.
Also, don’t think Satan was only serious around you. Satan had a very playful nature, especially when it came to Lucifer. And you were the perfect vessel for some of his pranks.
Satan knew that Lucifer couldn’t do anything towards you so he would beg you to be part of his pranks that he and Belphie would play on Lucifer. You were an integral part of the Anti-Lucifer league after all.
Sometimes you were bait, luring Lucifer into staying in a specific spot for too long. Sometimes, you were the one who actually set off the prank while Satan or Belphie distracted the eldest.
It hardly ever worked. Lucifer almost always knew what the three of you were up to. But it didn’t stop any of you from trying.
Satan thoroughly enjoyed having you there to help him. He believed you fit in with the family perfectly.
He also related to you the most as you were both considered “late-comers” to the party. Neither of you had been angels, and although you weren’t a demon, Satan still felt like he connected with you.
You never made him feel like you were better than him or like he wasn’t his own person and he was thankful to have a sibling like that.
Asmo thinks you are the most adorable thing in the world. He was the first one to dote on you out of all his brothers. How could he not?
Asmo is very accepting of you from the start and thinks of you as family almost right away.
He’s like Mammon in the sense that he wants to be the one to show you around the Devildom and teach you all the tricks he knows.
He wants to show you how to charm people and get them under your spell. Of course, he has to approve of the person you’re trying to charm and he’ll only let it go so far.
He’s the Avatar of Lust - but NO PDA. You were too young for that and these were demons after all. He didn’t trust a single one of them.
He’ll only let you try your charm on age-appropriate people and only until you have them hooked so that you know how to do it. Then, he’ll charm the person to go away himself.
You better believe he also wanted to dress you up in all of the outfits in the Devildom. He loved taking pictures of you and posting them on Devilgram with captions like “Look at my lovely sibling! Aren’t they cutest?!”
But it could be overwhelming sometimes. The constant shopping trips and photo ops. The constant fashion shows and meeting new people all the time.
Adjusting to the Devildom was a task on its own and there were times when you just needed to be alone and recharge your social battery. Times when you just needed some peace and quiet.
You were trying on the sixth outfit of the night in Asmo’s bedroom. You had asked if you could be done on outfit number three. All you wanted to do was go to your room and relax.
Asmo promised the two of you would be done soon, but you saw no end in sight.
“Only a few more,” Asmo told you, shoving his arms full of clothes.
You let out a groan and Asmo turned to face you. You finally let the words you’d been holding back fly out of your mouth.
“Asmo, I know you’re too glam to give a damn, but I’m not your personal mannequin and all I want to do is lay down and relax!” you shouted, feeling relieved as you finally spoke the truth that was weighing you down.
Asmo isn’t used to you snapping at him like this, so he’ll give you some time to calm down. He doesn’t want to keep pushing your buttons.
Once you start talking to him again, he’ll want to do a spa day with you instead of going shopping. He’ll pay more attention to your needs and he won’t force you into doing anything you don’t want to do.
At the end of the day, Asmo is a very caring sibling and only wants the best for his family.
The first time Beel saw you, he couldn’t help but think about how much you reminded him of Lilith.
It was simple things. Things he noticed just from where he was standing in the assembly hall when you first came to the Devildom.
Your big and innocent eyes. Your gentle and loving smile. You were so full of life, just like she was.
It didn’t take long for Beel to take you under his wing and decide to protect you. He acted like an older sibling and he was always there for you.
If you were upset, he’d find a way to cheer you up. If you were bored, he’d try to entertain you. If you were hungry - he knew just the cure!
When he found out that you had a connection to Lilith, Beel was ecstatic. It wasn’t your connection to Lilith that made Beel love you more. You were your own person and he’d never compare you to his little sister.
It was the fact that your connection to Lilith meant that you truly were part of the family. That you belonged no matter what obstacles stood in the way. It didn’t matter if you were human - he would always think of you as family.
When Belphie attacked you and killed you, Beel really thought he failed. He was plagued with images of Lilith dying. Belphie didn’t understand what he was doing - how Beel felt about you.
He didn’t understand how badly it hurt Beel to watch someone he thought of as a younger sibling die in front of him - again.
When he saw that you were alive he had never felt more relieved. He promised you he would never let anything happen to you again. That he would protect you like any good big brother would.
And he was the perfect older sibling - for the most part.
Lucifer had taken you up to the human world for a task. While you were up there, he allowed you to get whatever you wanted and bring it back down to Devildom.
You shopped around for a bit until you saw a supply of food that you used to eat all of the time. Food that reminded you of your childhood.
You immediately got it and brought it back with you.
You wanted to shower before you ate it because it had been a long day but when you returned to the kitchen, you were heartbroken at the sight in front of you.
Beel had eaten all of it! You didn’t even get to have a single bite of it. You could feel the emotions building up in you. Mostly because of the nostalgia that came with the food.
“Beel,” you stated, pausing for a moment to stabilize your wavering voice. “How could you?” you asked.
Beel looked up innocently from the food, a questioning look. He didn’t have the slightest clue what he did wrong.
“I get that you're a bottomless pit and that you're practically Kirby on steroids. But can't you just for once think about what you're eating before you eat it!” you stated before storming off.
The next day, Beel made sure to get the same food for you and brought it to your room as an apology.
He would do his best to never eat your food without asking again because he realized teenagers could be scary when they were hangry.
Belphie obviously doesn’t have a good first impression of you. You had never done anything to him, he just innately hated you because of the fact that you were human.
He attacked you with no remorse until he saw how it affected his brothers. They were so upset about losing you and he couldn’t comprehend why.
He saw the way they embraced you when they found out you were alive and the scene triggered something in his brain. A memory of someone he loved the same way.
Belphie didn’t attack you again, despite his instincts telling him to do so. He was curious to see what all the fuss was about.
Things between you and Belphie were tense for a while. You knew that he hated you because you were a human. But it’s not like you could do anything about it. There was no way for you to change your race, and even if there was, you wouldn’t do it just to appease Belphie.
Like Beel, the more time he spent around you, the more he saw you as a younger sibling.
He would protect you like an older brother, but he was the least serious out of all the demon brothers.
Your carefree nature was one of the things he adored. He enjoyed watching you be improper in front of Diavolo and the way it made Lucifer look like he was going to pop a blood vessel.
The way you talked back to Lucifer also entertained him. It was something all of the brothers wanted to do at one point or another, but they didn’t have the luxury to do so.
Yet you were just a teenage human and you dared to stand up to the Morningstar himself.
The first time you did it, Belphie immediately deemed you a worthy member of the Anti-Lucifer League.
He had so much fun pranking Lucifer with you and Satan and he was thankful that you had brought him closer to the fourth-eldest.
He never once judged you for your sass or asked you to tone it down. He loved it because he could be just as witty when he wanted to be.
He also never thought that your sass would be directed towards him.
That was until you got caught in the crossfires of one of their pranks.
Satan and Belphie had neglected to tell you that they had placed a cursed object in the living room, expecting Lucifer to pick it up. You found it first though.
The second you touched it, your entire body immediately froze and you were unable to move or speak.
Belphie and Satan came in with proud smiles on their faces until they saw that the person they had cursed was you.
They immediately rushed to your aid and Satan began saying spell after spell to try and undo the magic.
Lucifer had entered the scene at some point and was holding back his scolding until after Satan had remedied the situation.
As soon as you were free you turned to all three men and stated, “I know this was your idea, Belphegor. I’ve had it with all the pranks. They’re silly, they take a ton of time to prepare and they never even actually hit Lucifer! It always fails or hits whoever else happens to fall for it.”
“Satan, I know that you don’t like Lucifer because you were born from him, but the only one who actually makes a big deal out of it is you! And Belphie, you are the youngest brother! Everyone dotes on you so stop acting like Carrie at the prom because you fit in just fine. And Lucifer, for the love of all things would it kill you to tell your brothers that you love them at least once in a while so that I don’t have to suffer through pranks like these anymore!”
At some point, your rant had attracted the other members of the House of Lamentation who were all looking at you with wide eyes.
You were a sassy human, but you were their human. You were part of their family and you did fit right in. They were proud to call you their human.
Especially Belphie who was somewhat glad that not even he was safe from your rants when you had been pushed to your limit.
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First appointment today with the audiologist and it went.. baaaaad. Not a good start. Basically said my ears look fine inside, made me feel stupid, told me I was rambling, just… blegh. I’m sure My memories about it are more negative than the actual event, but it really felt bad. So my hearing is just fucked. And I made ANOTHER appointment with my hearing aid doc, for May, but I’m not hopeful. Just going to hear more nothing advice. Depressing. So it’s almost 1am now. I’m incredibly depressed still. Still feeling hopeless and anxious and hard to focus. I didn’t want to be awake at night again, but I had to sleep today (benadryls and no sleep the night before will do that to you). I’m gonna do dishes and then probably go out for another drive later. Last nights drive was nice, and while I really don’t have the funds to keep buying myself little treats and wasting gas, I think needing to get through this period right now is more important. I have an appointment for my mental health in the afternoon where I’ll beg for some Xanax or something fast working to help while whatever new antidepressant I get on works its way into me. It’ll be okay. I mean, I want to disappear. I feel like a ghost living on a dead planet, but it’ll be okay. The sun doesn’t stop existing just because you can’t see it at night, so I just have to believe and hold on until it comes out again… or whatever. Something profound like that. Pretend I’m hopeful.
Anyway, here’s Oreo, who always wants attention. He’s napping next to me now, but was nice enough to raise his head for this pic when I poked him.
#Hey!#how bout all these text posts?#I added a cat pic because I feel bad choking your timeline without something worthwhile interjected#I’M! SO! ALONE!#hey… this is desperate and stupid and cringey… but…#if you live in central arkansas and want to send me a message just saying ‘hey I live here too!’ that’d be cool#I mean I probably wouldn’t really talk but there is something comforting knowing that there are actually people living nearby#I need to stop being awake at night while everyone is asleep#it doesn’t help the loneliness when no one else is out and about#I miss 24hr stores or gyms I could hang out in at late at night and feel like I’m actually in a living world#are you real? are you alive?#anyway the doctor today made me fill like shit#it’s all just basically ‘who fucking knows. get used to it.’#first off: DEPRESSING. second: what if I need to get on disability if I can’t work a job? Third: VERY DEPRESSING!#I’ve been seeing doctors about this for what a couple of years now? and he makes it seem like I’ve barely done anything.#fuckiiiiiing…. dude…. not nice#maybe I can be a truck driver. that’d be cool. just sit in a truck all day. i like driving. that’d be very lonely tho#I need to reiterate that I CAN still hear. on good days my hearing is rad. I’ve just been having really bad days where everything is BAD!#my hearing actually cleared up a bit today and I can hear decently. but this persistent tinnitus is driving me crazy#my mom corrected me today and said ‘you’re not crazy… it’s DRIVING you crazy but you’re not crazy.’#I thought that was funny. but it’s nice to know an actual other person can see how this is affecting me#anyway. it’s 1am. it’s too quiet which is never really quiet for me. I have the tv up. I drank coffee. I need to distract myself now.#okay I love you#you can ignore this#text
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Dude just puts his whole back into it
send me your favorite kenny screenshots im gonna print them out and put him in my wallet
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Danny owns a ship.
A giant, wonderous piece of technology he is even! He made his ship from scratch!
Well, with a bit of help here and there from his parents, mom with the blueprints, him and his sister with design, and his dad showing how to fit certain pieces with each other that he couldn't do himself.
All of that resulting in the birth of his son, Tempest!
He did wonders on open water, a great ship all around that really only need him and him alone, usually at the very least. If he wasn't inviting a few friends on board, that is.
His ship was also fitted with some very good tech, wouldn't be of Fenton design if it weren't! Ghost shields, ectoplasmic canons, an engine running off of ectoplasm, etc, etc.
After he well outlived his friends and family (discounting Vlad, but that fruitloop would never die on his own anyway) he decided to sail Tempest into various waters, and by various, he meant various. Tempest, a ship unbound by time and able to sail along the timestream as long as he doesn't accidently fuck things up, lest Clockwork get on his ass about that.
It took a while of pleading for him to even agree to allow him to sail a ship as advanced as Tempest into the past, but he managed to do so. On an agreement that he would sail over to changes in time and fix them, which he does, and in the future it's pretty rad he won't lie.
Of course, then everything got kinda fucked up. You see, he was going back to his timeline via the timestream, and was going to drop by Vlad's place to drop off a few of his more recent spoils-
And yes, he dumps various things from his adventures on Vlad, least he could do after that whole trying to get with his mom and kill his dad thing. The dude's chill now, or as chill as he can get anyway, and has quite the interest in appraising the stuff he drops off, so a win-win for both of them honestly. Also, he uses the guy and his resources to upgrade Tempest here and there.
-When he uh, he well. He kinda, fucked up. Now you see, it wasn't his and it obviously wasn't the fault of Tempest either, but something outside the timestream (That Clockwork told him specifically not to look at) dragged his attention for a mite too long and suddenly he wasn't in the timestream at all.
Okay, so maybe it was his fault.
So now he was outside his dimension's timestream, and oh boy was trying to get back to it far harder than he was expecting. No wonder Clockwork constantly told him to be careful and pay full attention to navigating the timestream.
And he kinda, lost his...
He isn't a Master of Time like Clockwork is, though he does hold a good knowledge of the timestream he isn't as capable as Clockwork. So now he's lost navigating... wherever the hell he is, and is kinda hoping Clockwork would realize and find him.
He does manage to get back on a timestream though. He doesn't recognize it, but hell he only recognizes his because it was the only one he's ever entered so far. So he pops off to the present time of this timestream, and thinks that hey, yea, this definitely isn't his timeline.
Because there was a fuck ton of heroes, supervillains, magic, you name it, its here.
So, what was one eternally young-looking captain the Tempest, a time sailing ship, to do?
Explore of course!
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