#what a good mushroom

[egophiliac]

crossing my fingers and wishing upon every star that chapter 10 finally brings us the tweel cards 🤞🤞

[lady-quen]

1) When is he going to bring about the Age of Compassion?

2) hmmmm I feel funny would he like to come with me and hang out and get some McDwaynas I'm still laughing over that okay

unghhgnghi i wanna post oc thoughts too you wanna know some funny stuff about Stiubhart's mushroom that i've just kept in my head and in RP?

(irl mushroom pic on the bottom)

Stiu got his fungal infection when he was dropped by his kidnapper and hit his head on a rock and now it's just kind of symbiotically part of him, he has a theory that the fungus healed him enough from his head injury to keep him alive until a proper healer could get to him! 

He has no idea what it is otherwise, no one else knows what kind of mushroom it is either, which is why the priory keeps a close eye on him and are probably studying him under the guise of tutoring him

a really fucked up thing Stiu can do that even he isn't aware of is that prolonged exposure to his spores may cause him to have a slight amount of influence over you, if he were a person with malicious intent this would be terrible, but generally the main things you will feel is an urge to feed him (because he is hungry) or to hug him (he really wants to be your friend!) it's all very whim based and generally easy to resist, and because it's generally harmless urges, why not give in and have some food with him?

this is more of a recent development, but he sometimes sneezes and a puff of spores will fall off of his mushroom. they sparkle. They fucking sparkle, so a perceptive person could notice and probably realize "oh fuck i'm breathing in SPORES" but by then it's probably in your system or your clothes and belongings. If you are not proactively washing and cleaning you will have Tiny blue mushrooms grow on you and your stuff. These will not harm you and they are safe to eat but its kind of scary when they are on your skin SDFAJSDFNKDG you can simply, pluck them off. This much exposure does cause the person to become even more easily influenced by him, and you experience longer periods of absentmindedness unless Stiu wills you to go play games with him or something.

to make sure you do not get Spored too much remember to take a bath after hugging or being around the Stiu closely, it's not super bad for you or anything but jesus fucking christ, what the hell

also what the mushrooms probably look like, look how cute it is !

[uh-mozzaza]

Crack ship so good it makes you make fanart on MemeGenerator

[deerspherestudios]

How would mychael be with a religious s/o? Does he believe in some sort of higher being? (my bad if this was asked already)

I've answered if he has his own religion before, but meeting a religious MC I think he'd be respectful about it despite not understanding the appeal.

There's just too many things that humans believe in that doesn't apply to Mychael's lifestyle, but he commends the human race for having multiple rich and diverse beliefs that overall guide them in doing good.

[foldingfittedsheets]

We have successfully returned from an excursion to photograph mushrooms!

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Mushroom body

(for @mikkeneko)

[awholebunchobananas]

This is exactly how Ed and Stede’s first night as innkeepers would go.

“Fucking nature!”

[suntails]

⚔️🐬

[sovietpostcards]

Photo by S. Sedler (1979)

[babyblueetbaemonster]

Local Alchemist needed to be stopped.

My formula of restore fatigue:

Spring salad: lettuce, radish, potato, (optional: apple, orange, watermelon). Unfortunately it has Burden side effect. (if choose orange, you'll get a bonus Shield effect) Can also side with Ranch dressing: cheese wedge, leek, onion, garlic. And this one has Damage Agility side effect. It can be fix by removing the garlic.

Potato soup: potato, garlic, leek. This recipe has Frost Shield side effect. Perfect choice for a cold weather.

Corn salsa: corn, tomato, onion, garlic. Unfortunately it has Damage Agility side effect, but you can get Detect Life in the process.

Grilled cheese sandwich: bread loaf, cheese wedge, cheese wheel. Unfortunately it has Damage Agility side effect. I should have removed the cheese wedge. Sorry Baurus :(

Classic ham sandwich: bread loaf, cheese wedge, ham, lettuce. Unfortunately this recipe also has Damage Agility side effect, but bonus Fire Shield woohoo!

Gyudon: beef, onion, rice

Mix berries: blackberry, strawberry, (we only have two kinds of berries?) (optional: apple, orange, pear). Actually, don't put apple or pear in it. They will cause Damage Health.

Crabby corn soup: crab, corn, onion. You can add cheese wedge for bonus Fire Shield (and Damage Agility) effect.

Chili con carne: beef (/boar meat /mutton /venison), onion, garlic, tomato. Side effect is Detect Life. (Beef flavor will grant you Shield effect. Unfortunately Boar meat will have burden side effect and Venison is Damage Health)

Pumpkin pie: pumpkin, sweetcake (/flour /sweetroll). Unfortunately both flour and sweetroll has Damage Personality side effect

Carrot cake: carrot, sweet cakes

Strawberry cheesecake: strawberry, cheese wedge, flour (/sweetcake /sweetroll). The flour version has Reflect Damage side effect. I highly recommend it.

[kaeyachi]

Have you all imagined the days where Kaeya would scream in frustration when he tries to create a Khaenri'ahn dish, but the dish just doesn't taste quite right?

How about the helpless feeling he gets when he barely remembers what ingredients go in his homeland's dishes?

And what about the cravings that have never been satisfied since he was a child because his father didn't teach him how to make them?

For an adventurous food lover... perhaps forever losing your nation's food might just be the most painful thing.

[egophiliac]

was this anyone else's first thought, or

[birddcandle]

pov your name is pathoslair

for @lunarcrown and @aquaquadrant ‘s Hels To Pay AU!!

[themintman]

was it casual when you stayed up all night researching and brewing potions, trying to find some way to bring my undead body back to life?

[kelocitta]

Covering fire

[yellowistheraddest]

fun fact: i eat potatoes raw, since childhood. one day i will die, it will be the potatoes