#what I mean to say is Gen Z

[ticholasnesla]

Oh Sky Rocker. Thank you for setting the childhood cornerstone for me and what I stand for now, in my adulthood.

I don't know u if u don't gleep glorp fleeble flabble flip flip flap flop heidy hody heebie, jeebie, yeag, yeah!!!

[wandering-alien]

I volunteer at my local library and, after finishing, I wanted to get some DVDs out because I have a DVD player at home and I was already there so it's easier to just rent the films than try to find them online.

So I go and take them out, and the guy who works there goes 'why are you bothering with those when you can just find them online?'.

My guy.

Your whole job. WHOLE. JOB. Survives because people want physical copies of things. What do you mean 'why are you bothering'??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN???

[kuntya]

This may be a moment of weakness, but I'm starting to have more sympathy with female separatists.

"Women are people and deserve the same rights as you" didn't work. The first generation of men to see first-hand that equal rights means they won't get a wife/mommy/slave went hard right.

50% of marriages end in divorce. 70% of divorces are initiated by women. For every 2 divorced men who want to remarry, there's only 1 divorced woman who wants to remarry. 1/3 of men 18 - 24 haven't had sex in the last year.

Men are better off with you barefoot and pregnant. And they know it.

The incentives and opportunities for men to enslave women are just too strong. I don't know what to do about this.

[mysicklove]

ibruh. 😭 youre calling me out i have a slvtty waist and thunder thighs but wear baggy clothes 😭✋

go off icon 💅💅💅💅

[priafey]

things the US needs to address:

the collective psychosis that leads people to make posts like these

[smiles-rambles]

You will hear me ironically say “skibidi toilet rizz” but you will never hear me say “hawk tuah” or “demure”

[call-me-maggie13]

Just remembered the time my coworker at a pizzeria got called lazy for sitting during his shift by three boomers in a row and got so pissed he rolled his wheelchair around the desk and told the last lady to catch before throwing himself out of his wheelchair.

[tshifty]

this is going to be a hot take but the worst managers ive had have all been millennials. like don't get me wrong, gen x and boomer managers can also be wild. but the most notably terrible managers? millennials. lmao

[ohbother2]

*looking at the Hazbin Hotel discourse online over the past few days*

the claims of skyrocketing media illiteracy have never been clearer to me

[freakoutgirl]

I'm going to be real. I'm not keeping up with gen alpha slang.

[incorrect-jojolands-quotes]

Jodio what's your opinion on modern humor?

jodio says:

funy

[the-physicality]

admin knows what's up

[meezer]

I knitted a lot today while listening to the heart of darkness audiobook. but this means I have not had a lot of leisure time and time alone... time to p3r

[navree]

after a week at a proper university for the first time in literal years, i am once again reminded that learning is fun but the other students can be Annoying

[lesbianamalvada]

I think we need more stories like Wizard of Oz where a young person wants to run away and gets transported to a magical place but then realizes how great home actually was. A lot of young people more than ever are calling their families abusive and toxic for minor disagreements, and really ageism is one of the deadliest bigotries. It stops you from learning from and appreciating your elders and I think a lot of gen Z will regret this when they're older.

[jasmineninja]

My roommate excitedly told me she lost her virginity and I couldn't think of anything to say so I panicked and just said "That's rough buddy"