#WHAT IS COPYPASTA

[mysicklove]

ibruh. 😭 youre calling me out i have a slvtty waist and thunder thighs but wear baggy clothes 😭✋

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[magicicephoenix]

soo... how does moon feel about never being able to physically be with sun? just curious <3

not very good.

[skitskatdacat63]

It’s always “your Fernando brakechecked my driver!” or “your Fernando participated in spygate and crashgate!” and never “did your Fernando have fun during the race? He looks like he was having fun! What a good boy!” We live in dark, ignorant times. Stay safe everyone.

[propheticclown]

I recently remembered my favorite copypasta and absolutely had to read it as Kankri. I hope you somewhat enjoy.

[wihellib]

If I had a nickel for every time WHB referenced Harry Potter, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.

[sea-lanterns]

7.62 inches long. 3.47 inches wide. curves slightly to the left. tip is #4f0b0d, shaft is a dark black. three distinct veins with the longest ranging from the base to the tip on the middle right side. excretion is macaroon cream and she's trimmed but not clean shave.

(for legal purposes, this is a joke.) (please don't call the cops on me.)

……….Canon. *salivating*

That dick is mine to suck 🤤

[terrible-leviathan]

So bECAUSE OF THE MUMBO UPLOAD I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12 AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12 AM SO I JUST SAID "MUMBO'S BACK" AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID "ON HERMITCRAFT??" AND THEN HE WATCHED THE VIDEO ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT MUMBO JUMBO UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTNER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD

[mooneln0ne]

Sabo really would've had better education than Ace and Luffy honestly

[a-polite-melody]

“Maybe the people who sent the anons were trolls, but the transandrodorks are defending the sentiment so actually…”

Are the “transandrodorks” defending that transmisogynistic copypasta in the room with us? Or are you just upset that trans men/mascs are speaking up and saying we aren’t okay with being labeled as untrustworthy because of there being an anon copypasta and simply our being trans men/mascs?

[purpleshimmer]

New picture of Jayce in Act III below the cut

Are you JOKING!!!!! Call me old fashioned, but i was raised to serve my king. i belong in the house doing my wifely duties. i clean for him. cook for him and everything i do is for him. and if he cheats? that is on me! he caught me slipping and i will apologize and do better.

[magicicephoenix]

*Gives Sun headphones so that he doesn’t have to listen to everyone saying “Rats make me crazy” anymore*

*HOWEVER*

*IT’S ACTUALLY A BLUETOOTH CONNECTED HEADPHONES.*

*AND I JUST PUT ON THE RATS MAKE ME CRAZY ONE HOUR LOOP MWAHHAAHHA!!*

oh my sweet summer child. don't you know that red means STOP?

[ivantill-i-kms]

Ehmm hello sir eheh... Do you happen to um...be free tonight?eheh I just wanna take you out to my bed-i mean on a date heh...do you mind if I take your hand and *plap plap plap* oops sorry didn't mean to do that I meant- *PLAP PLAP PLAP* oops again didn't mean to soil your clothes *still going harder* it seems that your clothes are gonna get dirty so do you mind if I do it in your mouth *spills in his mouth* yeah just like that good boy

[spicypepperjack]

Miles: Hey, Gwen! What's u-

Gwen: From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again...I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you—I can't breathe. You are in my very soul, tormenting me...what can I do? I will do anything you ask. If you are suffering as much as I am, please, tell me. You're asking me to be rational. That is something I know I cannot do. Believe me, I wish I could just wish away my feelings, but I can't.

[easyaesthetics]

HEY ‼️‼️

now listen to me tumblr user, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to bigcartel.com and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have Winds of Blessing: An Akeshuake Travel Zine. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.

6 days left to preorder this zine!! 50% of profits go to charity, pls check it out! <3

[thewingedwolf]

I will move mountains for you. I will extinguish the sun. I will swallow clouds and fart thunderstorms. There’s nothing we can’t do when we’re together.