#WHAT IS COPYPASTA

[mysicklove]

ibruh. 😭 youre calling me out i have a slvtty waist and thunder thighs but wear baggy clothes 😭✋

go off icon 💅💅💅💅

[magicicephoenix]

*Gives Sun headphones so that he doesn’t have to listen to everyone saying “Rats make me crazy” anymore*

*HOWEVER*

*IT’S ACTUALLY A BLUETOOTH CONNECTED HEADPHONES.*

*AND I JUST PUT ON THE RATS MAKE ME CRAZY ONE HOUR LOOP MWAHHAAHHA!!*

oh my sweet summer child. don't you know that red means STOP?

[skitskatdacat63]

It’s always “your Fernando brakechecked my driver!” or “your Fernando participated in spygate and crashgate!” and never “did your Fernando have fun during the race? He looks like he was having fun! What a good boy!” We live in dark, ignorant times. Stay safe everyone.

[propheticclown]

I recently remembered my favorite copypasta and absolutely had to read it as Kankri. I hope you somewhat enjoy.

[wihellib]

If I had a nickel for every time WHB referenced Harry Potter, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.

[sea-lanterns]

7.62 inches long. 3.47 inches wide. curves slightly to the left. tip is #4f0b0d, shaft is a dark black. three distinct veins with the longest ranging from the base to the tip on the middle right side. excretion is macaroon cream and she's trimmed but not clean shave.

(for legal purposes, this is a joke.) (please don't call the cops on me.)

……….Canon. *salivating*

That dick is mine to suck 🤤

[terrible-leviathan]

So bECAUSE OF THE MUMBO UPLOAD I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12 AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12 AM SO I JUST SAID "MUMBO'S BACK" AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID "ON HERMITCRAFT??" AND THEN HE WATCHED THE VIDEO ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT MUMBO JUMBO UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTNER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD

[mooneln0ne]

Sabo really would've had better education than Ace and Luffy honestly

[a-polite-melody]

“Maybe the people who sent the anons were trolls, but the transandrodorks are defending the sentiment so actually…”

Are the “transandrodorks” defending that transmisogynistic copypasta in the room with us? Or are you just upset that trans men/mascs are speaking up and saying we aren’t okay with being labeled as untrustworthy because of there being an anon copypasta and simply our being trans men/mascs?

[magicicephoenix]

I'd like to tell Moon that it's incredibly endearing that he blue screens or has to buffer when people give him affection in any form.

that in mind: you're lovely, Moon

not sure what you expected from him lol

[condorclaw]

WHY has GRIAN 🧇 ⛏️, who in my opinion 💭 🤔 has not ❌ been relevant ✨ in the last few years ⚔️ 🗡️, beaten me 🗡️ 💀 💀 in being second ‼️ 2️⃣ place ⏰ on Tumblr's top ⚔️ 🗡️ 50 MCYTers 🎮 🕹️, yet I am CONSTANTLY 🙅‍♂️ ❌ ahead 🏅 of him in numbers of fans ⛏️ 🛒 these results are disproportionate 📊 to the amount of subscribers 🙆‍♂️ we both have 🎮 statistically 📝 🤔 🙄

[spicypepperjack]

Miles: Hey, Gwen! What's u-

Gwen: From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again...I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you—I can't breathe. You are in my very soul, tormenting me...what can I do? I will do anything you ask. If you are suffering as much as I am, please, tell me. You're asking me to be rational. That is something I know I cannot do. Believe me, I wish I could just wish away my feelings, but I can't.

[easyaesthetics]

HEY ‼️‼️

now listen to me tumblr user, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to bigcartel.com and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have Winds of Blessing: An Akeshuake Travel Zine. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.

6 days left to preorder this zine!! 50% of profits go to charity, pls check it out! <3

[thewingedwolf]

I will move mountains for you. I will extinguish the sun. I will swallow clouds and fart thunderstorms. There’s nothing we can’t do when we’re together.

[evenstarfalls]

📅 Thursday, October 31st. 🎃 The city streets 🏙️🛣️ are crowded 👥 for the holiday. 👻Even with the rain. 🌧️ Hidden in the chaos 🌀 is the element, 👤 waiting to strike like snakes. 🐍🐍And I'm there too. 🧍Watching. 👀 2 ✌️ years of nights 🌃 have turned me 🧍 into a nocturnal animal. 🦇 I must choose my targets 🎯 carefully. It's a big city. ↔️🏙️ I can't 🙅 be everywhere. 😔 But they 👥 don't know 🤔 where I am. 🧍 We have a signal 🪧 now, for when I'm 🧍 needed. When that light 🦇💡 hits the sky, 🌌 it's not 🚫 just a call 🗣️— it's a warning. ⚠️ To them. 👥 Fear 😨 is a tool. 🧰⚒️ They think 💭 I'm hiding 🫥 in the shadows. 👤 But I AM 🧍 the shadows. 🥷 I wish 🌠I could say 💬 I'm making a difference, but I 🧍 don't know. 🙅 Murder, 🩸 robberies, 🔪 assault 👊— 2 ✌️ years later, they're all up. ⬆️📈 And now this. 🙄 This city's 🌆 eating 👄 itself. Maybe 🤷 it can't be saved, 🚫but I 🧍 have to try. 😐 PUSH 🫸 MYSELF. 🧍 These nights 🌃 all roll 🛼 together in a rush, 💨 behind the mask. 🦇🎭 Sometimes in the morning 🌅 i have to force 🫸 myself 🧍 to remember 💭 everything that happened. 🦇