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[c-hrona]

Happy spooky days 🩸🧛‍♂️

[nephilimbrute]

ddjj ddeeddff11sshh

[blaiddraws]

Chapter 6! Ignore the fact i posted this on ao3 a couple days ago and forgot to crosspost it here lol. anyway! behold!!

[oobbbear]

Got Hades bc it’s on sale whys everybody hot

[ladykatibeth]

Thinking about the idea that the vampires issues with growth (at least as we humans are seeing them in a 4 year period) is often brought up as like….a failing or flaw like stubbornness…and how I super disagree so I did some time scale math.

So, if a human lives to 100, a single year is about 1% of their total life.

Laszlo is 311, a year is worth about 0.32% of his total life.

Nadja is about 500 a year is worth 0.20% of her total life.

Nandor is 760, a year is worth about 0.13% of his total life.

To put this in perspective, about 46 years ago computers starting being advertised and bought as a more commercial product (but they won’t reach 50% kept in the home until 2000)

For Laszlo scaled (keeping in mind some error, because every additional year changes the conversion slightly) the computer began being marketed about 14 years ago.

For Nadja scaled the computer began being marketed about 9 years ago.

For Nandor scaled the computer began being marketed about 6 years ago.

But that’s computers, iPhones weren’t a thing until 2007, 16 years ago.

For Laszlo scaled (keeping in mind some error, because every additional year changes the conversion slightly) the iPhone began being sold about 5 years ago.

For Nadja scaled the iPhone began being marketed about 3 years ago.

For Nandor scaled the iPhone began being sold about 2 years ago.

We got from the invention of the telephone to the iPhone in about 131 years.

That’s about 42% of Laszlo’s life, 26% of Nadja’s and 17% of Nandor’s.

If you put this to a 100 year scale Lazlo experienced this development in 42 years, Nadja experienced it in 26 years and Nandor experienced it in 17 years.

So, all things considered…….I think they’re pretty well adjusted 😂

Also just for fun, Nandor and Guillermo have known each other for about 13 years, in scale, for him, this is about a year and 248 days. Thats been about 40% of Guillermo’s life.

Nandors going through a speed burn and Guillermo is going through a slow one is what I’m saying.

[schnuffel-danny]

My one talent is drawing sketches of these two being disgustingly gay in a colorful void and literally nothing else, if you’ve ever seen any other kinds of art on this blog those were posted by someone else.

[aivy-saur]

After seeing those chapter 3 manga panels, something tells me Leona would sleep in his underwear but he only kept it on cuz he got (unwanted) company-

[itsbaconbits]

More turtles!! I just love the lil turtle tots…. And my nieces and nephew give me lots of inspiration for some toddler shenanigans.

[horce-divorce]

✨️🛸 @smeetlinglord and i are a disabled t4t couple who've been homeless since august. we have somewhere to stay for the winter, but we have a bit more time living in the car before we can go. we need some help to survive in the national forest for just a bit longer, a couple of weeks tops; enough money for a couple tanks of gas, a bag of shelf-stable groceries, and various meds for both of our conditions. ~$200 or so should cover us for the time being, but reblogs and moral support also help a lot!!!

We owe a huge, enormous big thank you to everyone who's been keeping us afloat so far. This situation, though not without its issues, would be an awful lot scarier right now without all of you!! Even the smallest amount makes such a huge difference to us if it means we can hit up the dollar tree. Thank you so much for looking out for us. Please drink some water today. I love you 💕

🌻 paypal . venmo . cashapp ✨️

[minecraftbookshelf]

The AU In Which All the Marriages Are Arranged

This AU has a tag now and it is the title of this post

Some points:

The timeline is stretched out a bit. Joel and Lizzie's marriage is going to be a few hundred years before Flower Husbands

I will have actual fic at some point, there will be snippets on here in the interim.

I'm so sorry @astraldraco there will be More Gay but i have more solid plot concepts for Lizzie and Joel so that one will be first, at least as far as fic is concerned. (Also I'm primarily a gen writer and Seablings have my heart)

Scott and Shrub got demoted. They are no longer rulers. They're both perfectly okay with this. They still have family and (in Shrub's case) a home so they're doing quite well.

Shrub will be there. There was an inter-dimensional incident and now she's an accidental ambassador.

I am honestly torn between Tol Elves and Winged Elves bc honestly, wings big enough to be plausible for tol elves would be just...Too Big. (yes I know it doesn't actually matter but I've spent too much time discussing Winged People Mechanics with @writergreentypes and now that's just how it is. Elytra get handwaved tho)

Pixlriffs deserves a vacation, he will not be getting one anytime soon.

I've never done a taglist before but I've been blown away by the interest in the notes of my original little post so let me know if that's something ya'll would be interested in.

[eric-the-disposable-demon]

WAIT THEY KISSED???????

[blackbackedjackal]

Shit's fucked.

[yandere-daydreams]

GUYS PLS LET US PISS ENJOYERS GET THAT FIC 😭😭😭 CMON YALL DONT KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND ACTUALLY WELL WRITTEN OMORASHI 🙏 im so so excited about it 😭

i know i'm the one who brought up piss and therefore cannot legally complain, but ideally y'all would just send me a lot of vague encouragement for no pic in particular and then i post it to absolute silence. i'm talking zero comments zero reblogs all likes kinda silence. i don't even necessarily think piss kinks are that bad in the realm of things people are into but. die hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain y'know.

[ayphyx]

WHAT THE FUCK

X FILES TRENDING???? IN 2023????????