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jaredwalkersam · 2 years ago
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walker 1.02 | hot af 1/20
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weewooooweew · 3 months ago
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WHAG
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kokoinupi · 1 year ago
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wait there actually is an evil clown
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alternia-official · 19 days ago
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it isn't!!! I just..wanted to send a message tee hee
your secret admirer moon
69kay???
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ocdisgusting · 2 years ago
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Oh my brain so working against me
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phantomluck · 2 years ago
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wait the 4/13 hate is about HOMESTUCK???? I thought we were just being haters for fun and I was going with it
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goobleissocool · 2 months ago
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OKAY, WAIT, I GIGGLED SO BAD, MY MOM ASKED IF I WAS OKAY HELP
I WILL DEF DRAW THIS
Megumi, at Gojo's funeral: I need a moment with them. Everyone: Of course. They leave Megumi, leaning over Gojo′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead. Gojo: Yeah, no shit.
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caramelldansenu · 8 months ago
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stupid cat
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jaredwalkersam · 2 years ago
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walker 1.02 | hot af 2/20
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saturnplaza · 3 months ago
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Never again asking my brother to name MCR members.
Parallelogram?! Woman👍
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Emo Cromb?!
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enigmaticdoctorscully · 8 months ago
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is this not what happened
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cravingpepsimax · 4 days ago
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i am so sorry for the og billf0rd shippers who embraced the controversial nature of the ship and accepted it as Freak Shit. now y’all gotta deal with a bunch of annoying normies talking about how THEIR Freak Shit is morally okay but all the OTHER Freak Shit is evil and bad. i am so sorry 😭
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cafe-smut · 8 months ago
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Yuu, on FaceTime with the most useful person she knows: HELP I ACCUDENTALLY DRUGGED TWO HOUSEWARDENS!!
Jamil, doing a spit take: what do you mEAN, ACCIDENTALLY?!
Yuu, trying so hard not to laugh she's almost crying: so I got a catnip plant to see if Grim liked it, or if it even worked on him! And it doesn't much, so I harvested it and put it in the dehydrator you got me to crush up into dust or something for him. Well- um, Leona showed up to nap and then Malleus came over and now I think they're both high???
Jamil, staring: don't move, I'm coming over to see this formyself.
Yuu, looking back at the two men whose pupils are blown wide as Leona stares at his own tail and Malleus hasnt moved at all while laying on the floor: aight! Bring a camera! *voice breaking from the continued effort*
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kirawel · 6 months ago
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THE WAY I FUCKING (S)CREAMED
a/n: hiiiii kyoko x fem reader smut !! im cooking rn im literally so feral for kyoko cus like imagine her girl cock sliding in and out of me like its her last day 🙁
my carrd if u wnna know more abt me > dun9eons.carrd
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summary: It was love at first sight with your substitute teacher, you may have gone too far.. 👀
CW (18+): smut, dub-con, semi-public, futa / girlcock, wlw
words: 2.2k
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her favorite student
It was just a normal school day, same old same old. I headed to roll call every morning expecting the same words to come out of my teachers mouth about some announcements or school events I know I won't ever go to, I guess I'm just really lazy.
Today was different though, I had a new substitute for history class, I couldn't really care less though, assuming it was just some old clueless teacher who doesn't know what they're doing.
That wasn't the case.
My ears perked up to the sound of my teacher's voice saying it was a new, young teacher.
I was a bit disappointed, hoping I would just have history class as a free period, but since it's a young teacher, I guess they know a thing or two about respect.
The bell rings, signaling the end of roll call, with many people moving to their respective classes.
It was a coincidence I had history first, so I could see the new young teacher.
I waited against the wall with my friend, waiting for everyone to come so the teacher could lead us inside.
I then suddenly heard the tapping of heels in the walkway, it was so loud, but no one seemed to point it out.
I peaked my head out, stunned at the sight.
It was a tall beautiful lady with luscious lavender hair along with a braid on the side supported by a black ribbon with purple eyes complementing her fair pale skin.
She was wearing boots with heels, a black sleek skirt with a white work shirt and a black tie.
God she was so pretty.
After a minute or two, she then signaled my class inside.
We then took our respective assigned seats and sat waiting for her instruction.
"Hello class, as you know, I am your sub for today as your usual history teacher isn't here. Please call me Ms. Kirigiri, and don't hesitate to put your hand up if you need any help."
Her voice is so mesmerizing, I could hear her repeat that sentence everyday, it's unfortunate that we only have her for today.
I swiped those thoughts away, unpacking my back to bring out my book and pen, although a good looking teacher, still boring, same work. Which was.
I was pretty good at history, but a certain question stumbled on me. I didn't want to embarrass myself, but I had to get this work done, I can't handle work not being finished, I needed everything to be finished.
I raised my hand up, Ms Kirigiri then walked slowly up to me.
I eyed her waist and her his, the way it swayed to either side was distracting me too much, I didn't even notice the blush on my face until she spoke up.
"What do you need help with dear?"
She said that with a raspy voice as she slithered her arm onto my shoulder which instantly sent shivers down my spine, which isn't helping as my blush just grew redder.
"I-I uh.. Just need help with this question.."
I pointed at the question I was struggling on, not really expecting the teacher to know, but to my surprise, she was pretty helpful.
She was kind of rubbing the side of my arm, and my shoulders, I don't know If that made me excited or nervous, there wasn't an in between.
She was explaining the process of how to get to the answer, but for the first time, I couldn't really care less. My elbows were on the table, my head resting on my hand as I just kind of stared at her, thinking some really.. Weird thoughts.
She's so mesmerizing, I wanted her to do things to me that I could never say in front of people, even my closest friends.
I forced myself to snap back to reality as I continued onto my work, breezing through and pretty surprised with myself since the working out she explained really helped.
I was way into my work, not noticing the time till Ms Kirigiri spoke up.
"Class, please pack up as there are 5 minutes left till the bell rings for break."
I sighed, thank god it was an early day. I continued packing my back as I stood up and waited behind my chair, having a little small talk with my friends around me.
The bell rang, me and my other classmates went towards the door.
"Ah, sorry. I apologize but may y/n stay back for a while?"
I froze in place, slowly walking back towards the class, my friends waving me by as they say they'll wait for me at their spot.
My breath was shaky, Ms Kirigiri closed and locked the door.She then sat down on her chair, looking at me with her purple eyes. I could never tell what she was thinking about. It sent shivers down my spine.
I was asking myself questions I couldn't answer myself, I was praying to god I didn't do anything wrong to cause the reason for me staying back.
"So uhm.. Ms Kirigiri, Why am I staying back?"
She crossed a leg over another. I could see the grin forming on her face, which made me even more nervous.
"We'll need to talk about your behavior y/n, but first.."
She trailed off, she then uncrossed her legs and used her hand to pat her lap.
"C'mere."
I could see a spark in her eye, it was filled with lust.
I hesitated but I started to walk slowly towards her, carefully sitting myself down onto her lap.
I don't know If I was nervous or excited, I just wanted to get out of here as soon as I can. So I just complied to whatever she's telling me.
"So.. U-Uhm.. What about my behavior? Did I do anything wrong..?"
I said shyly, trying hard to keep some composure.
"My my.. Y/N perhaps you forgot? I've seen the way you were looking at me during class."
My breath hitched, shit.. I never really thought she would have found out or even pointed it out. I really have to think of an excuse to get out of this since I don't want to get in trouble.
"I- er.. I was just making normal eye contact. It's respectful to make eye contact with whoever is speaking."
I sighed, hoping Ms Kirigiri would just let me off now. I didn't want this situation to escalate, but at the same time I didn't really want to leave. I'm sitting on this beautiful lady's lap, who would want to leave?
"Don't act clueless Y/N..~"
I felt her breath against my ear, her hands slowly sliding up my hip towards my waist.
"Ms Kirigiri.. W-What are you doing..? This is so.."
I trailed off, not continuing my sentences at the thought of my wrong wording can make the situation I'm in worse than it already is.
"You owe me an apology y/n."
She whispered against my ear, instantly turning red, her breath was so warm.
"I-I'm sorry Ms Kirigiri.."
She scoffed, her hands tightening around my waist, making me unable to escape her grasp.
"You call that an apology? I'll show you how to apologize properly."
I started squirming whilst on top of her lap, her hands still wrapped tightly around my waist I could barely move.
She then raised me up, putting me back down onto her lap, now looking towards her.
"Since you like eye contact so much, just keep your eyes on me."
I nodded, I have no words to say. I bit my lip in anticipation, awaiting her next move.
She then slid her skirt and her underwear down a little, just enough to let her hardened cock spring free from it's confines.
My eyes widened at the sight of it, it was pretty big, about 7 inches and girthy.
I swallowed hard, this was way too much for me to handle, but something about it just left me wanting more.
I was then snapped out of my thoughts as I felt Ms Kirigiri slide my skirt and underwear off, tossing them to the side somewhere.
It was embarrassing, I was really wet at this point. I felt her staring, it was uncomfortable, but I was getting hot and bothered at this point, the lust and desire was taking over quicker then intended.
"Wet already huh?"
She teased, she wasn't wrong. I could definitely feel myself getting wetter by the passing time, but I didn't want to look down.
Fucking hell, her cock was just calling out my name, it was just standing up right with no contact.
I decided whether to just pleasure myself with the time we have, so I took the chance.
I lifted myself as I positioned myself, my pussy just hovering over her cock. I held onto her shoulder for support, I never knew I wanted this. I never knew I was like this, but fuck, I needed her so badly.
I then lowered myself onto her cock, silently cursing at the sudden pain of something pretty big entering inside.
"Fuck.. Y/N you're so tight."
She said, her voice hoarse and filled with lust.
It was fine, since the pain was slowly turning into pleasure as Ms Kirigiri guided me throughout the way, she was guiding my waist as I was slowly bouncing on her.
I wrapped my arms around her neck as I continued riding her. I was pathetically whimpering and moaning her name out, I couldn't even care less if anyone heard me. I cared more about the pleasure I was receiving more than anything.
"I.. I'm so close ngh- M-Ms Kirigiri..!"
She picked up her speed, basically forcing me to slam myself down onto her. The noises of skin slapping together and moans filled the room, It was getting blurry. I can't even think or say anything without mumbling something incoherent.
"Fuck.. Y/N, I'm close as well.."
A moment later, I came, Ms Kirigiri hadn't come yet, but she was still lifting me and slamming me down onto her cock, but this time more slowly.
She suddenly then pulled out, cumming all over my and her stomach. It was a messy white mess.
I panted heavily for air, I don't know why, but I wanted more.
The last remaining bits of cum stringed from her tip, her cock twitching every time.
"Haah.. You did good y/n, you're free to go if you'd like, you have about 3 minutes of lu-"
I then suddenly pulled Ms Kirigiri's tie, forcing her to be closer to me as our lips crashed together.
It was passionate, gradually getting more needy with each passing second, but then I pulled away.
"Uhm, would it be okay for us to.. Do something like this again..?"
I asked sheepishly, as she looked at me again, those eyes filled with lust.
"Well, perhaps. There's another class coming in here. So how about you hide under my desk for me then?"
I nodded as I hurriedly climbed under Ms Kirigiri's desk, it was a bit cramped, but I doubt whoever passes by can even see me.
A while later, the bell rang, I was still cramped up under my teacher's desk, I heard footsteps and the sounds of talking whilst students entered the room.
Ms Kirigiri talked, introducing herself and sitting back down after the class was busy with their work.
She leaned back on her chair so her eyes could be fixed on me, I gave her the thumbs up signaling I was ready.
She grinned, immediately getting my signal as she slowly and carefully pulled her skirt down, it was a bit amusing that she was already hard again.
She wrapped her hand around the base of her cock, guiding it towards my mouth.
Her tip was pushed against my lips, I reluctantly opened my mouth as I slowly started taking the tip of her cock.
I could barely hear her, but she definitely moaned softly. I knew she was trying hard to suppress her lewd noises in front of her class, which made me smile.
I was about halfway through her cock, bobbing my head up and down at a safe pace.
I gagged as I felt her hand push down the back of my head, forcing me to take her whole, I gagged and let a few tears trickle down the side of my face.
"Fuck.."
She groaned quietly.
I could tell she was close on how much she was tensing up, so I pulled my head away from her and instead used my hand to stroke her.
I grinned as I whispered, "Cum for me Ms Kirigiri.."
It wasn't long until she finally came all over my mouth and chest. It was going to be hard to clean off, but other than that, the pleasure was enough for me to be satisfied.
I looked up at her with a soft smile.
She then grabbed a pen from a drawer and started writing on a piece of paper.
A moment later, she handed me a folded piece of paper.
I opened it as it read, "You're my favorite student."
She was now my favorite teacher.
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honeyconez · 2 months ago
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random monthly painis cupcake brainrot
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bowenoke · 4 months ago
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what if I rewatched the dsmp <- the senseless ramblings of someone with a fever working 55 hour weeks and blue-screening in the middle of conversations
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