#bro whaf

[saturnplaza]

Never again asking my brother to name MCR members.

Parallelogram?! Woman👍

Emo Cromb?!

[goddammitjosef]

no it's because the british empire colonised a quarter of the globe

[jinjofitzo]

so the new chapter. uhm.

[yourdrugisafartbreaker]

Me: Alright, it’s been a few hours since my nose bleed, I think I’m good to go shower!

Me after my nose starts bleeding again but in the shower:

[sillverstreets]

kal result day hai mereko die aara hai

6 ke baad aata 7 hai,

milli hum tumhare saath hai

[siunytoons]

*pointing madly*

The the the the castle in the background and and the pizza llama pizza AHHHHH

*explodes*

[Day 116]

Damn why is the camel so slow guys

(The strange familiarity)

[monicahar]

HE'S SO CUTE BRO WHAF THE FFLCUKKK

IM SCREAMING APAHDISOSOAPQPQKAOAOQOWOWO MY SKRUNKLY BOO SO CUTIEIEEEE

[thearcaneenthusiast]

HI SO WE GOT TWO CLIPS OF SEASON 2 DO U KNOW WHAF THAT MEANS (no leaks were used :3)

So in the first few seconds we see jinx running with a bag, a humongous one at that too 😐😓

Shes crying... bro I'm just realising this☹️☹️

Anyway, I have a few theories about this but I don't really know how accurate it would be about what's in the bag.

1.

Sevika's New Arm??

It's obvious they were working together from the teaser, this could be Sevika's new arm. It does look a little big, I CANNOT lie. But then

Sorry this is a shit gif but can u see where I'm coming from? Even if it is too big, it could just be the parts needed to build sevika's arm, not sure

So this is my first theory

2.

MUCH DARKER!!!!!

Silco's body

Gang this finna be way darker I can't lie to u............

I know silco's like a wee bit bigger than that bag, which is why I think.. he's lowkey.. not in one piece😊

This could also explain why she was sobbing while running, trying to protect his corpse

Correct me if I'm wrong, but in the trailer, when that raggidy rat looking ahh said "Wonder if Silco even saw that." Jinx glances down, and I think she's looking at the bag, as if Silco was somehow related to whatever is in there.

3.

Her weapon she used to shoot the damn council down

I feel like once the undercity became aware of what had caused the explosion, the weapon, people became more desperate for power, and the weapon was stolen, jinx simply just got it back.

This could explain why people were looking for her ? :3

That's all I have tbh, again if u wanna contradict me or anything reblog or comment pls and ty😄😄😄

[cumtastiics]

Suiana is my favorite transmasc egg (whaf does that mean)

idk bro

its ok I'll support you during this time

[johnegbbrt]

SOBS?????

SHUG UP VIMD SEIZJNFIN

IV CANT SPEL 💔💔😎💔

i think bro needs to retake preschool...

[quartztwst]

IM LITERALLY MUNCHINF ON AZULNUI LIKE BRO IS SUCH A CUTIE PATOOTIE????? WHAF

Ikr teeheee

[suiana]

whaf is a writing style bro

but ngl I actually like this sm like I kinda slayed tbh

yandere hero x gn reader x yandere villain

"I love you."

"More than this country?"

"...I'm sorry."

You had expected this. Really. I mean, it would only be right for one person to die if it meant the lives of everyone else! Thus it would only make sense for a hero to sacrifice that one person, even if it was his lover. He couldn't be selfish, no. He had to place priority on everyone else. After all, that was the way of the hero.

Besides, there was a saying that a hero would sacrifice you for the rest of the world. You should've known better.

Yet you couldn't help but wish he would forget about his title of a hero just for a second.

You know how much being a hero was to him, you really do! Why else would you patiently wait for him to come home everyday to patch up his wounds? Why would you encourage him whenever he felt like a shitty hero? Why would you do what you did if you didn't understand? You loved him wholeheartedly, even if he didn't reciprocate it much.

However, it felt like you had made a mistake by choosing him as your lover. You should've left him when you had the chance. Caring more about the lives of civilians, he had stood you up on multiple occasions just for the sake of justice. You get it, you do! He's a hero, he's meant to help others. You can't be selfish and get mad at him when he's doing his job and not wasting time on a date with you! You tried to be accomodating. Tried to be understanding.

But he was still your lover.

He should've at least tried to make an effort. Not everything was meant to be about saving others when your relationship was on the verge of breaking. Yet you had never once gotten mad at him for his lack of attention and love, for you loved him with all your heart.

You tried to be delusional, that he would at least treasure you enough to not give you away to anyone else. If he didn't spend much time with you, so what? At least he wouldn't give you away! I mean, he did say that he would never allow anyone else to have you. He would at least honour that promise, right?

Wrong. He gave you up only after a minute of pondering. Oh... Your poor heart. Your poor, poor heart... You couldn't fathom what he had did, not in the slightest. Maybe it was a mistake? A slip of his tongue? You looked at him for comfort only to realise that he had meant what he had said. His guilty and crestfallen look was more than enough to tell you he had truly meant it. That he meant to gave you away.

You were absolutely heartbroken, devastated at the revelation. Clawing at his chest, screaming at him to take back his words, yet to no avail as he avoided your gaze. You felt more than betrayed by him.

You tried to understand his thoughts, his point of view. It was a rational decision. The world known villain had just threatened to blow up the country if he didn't hand his lover over. It was the right decision. But you just wished he had done anything to fight against the villain's demand. He was a hero after all and you were a civilian! He was supposed to protect you!

So why did he give you up so easily?

That, you could not understand. So all you could do was beg for him to reconsider. To hear him tell you that it was just a joke and that he would beat up the villain. Just like what he used to do. But nothing came from him. Only the quiet silence of someone who had already made up their mind.

"Well I guess I'll be taking you now darling~"

The villain suddenly chimed in as he tried to pull you away from the hero. His cold fingers gently tracing your bare shoulders sent shivers up your spine. You shook your head, still clinging onto your beloved hero's shirt as you wept and screamed at him to do something.

But nothing came.

"Please-?! Don't give me away! Don't you love me?!"

"I do... I really do love you."

"Then why are you giving me away so easily?! Is... Is this country more important than me?!"

No response.

You wept harder as you hit his chest, screaming at him to try and protect you against the villain who was amused at the sight before him. He retracted his cold hands from your shoulders, instead putting them in his pants pockets as he hummed softly.

"I'm sorry."

You breath hitched as your lover softly pried your hands off his shirt. His shaky hands gently holding yours as his lower lip trembled. You could only stare in shock and hurt as he slowly handed looked up at the villain in shame.

You wanted to laugh, you really did. But all you could muster was soft weeping as the villain gently cradled you in his embrace. You wanted to push him away, to curse at him and run back to the arms of your lover. But was it all worth it? The hero had already showed no intention of resisting the villain's demand.

You stared up at the villain with teary eyes, flinching at his touch as he stroked your face tenderly. Yet you couldn't help but lean into his oddly comforting touch that soothed you.

"What a shitty lover he is. Hah! Don't worry baby, I'll never do something like that to you~"

He cooed, looking at you like you were the only thing in the world. This... You had never seen such a look from the hero. Even when he claimed to love you, that you were the only person in his heart.

Your heart skipped a beat, face turning slightly red as the villain them scooped you up into his arms, carrying you bridal style.

This was nice... It made you feel wanted, feel loved. Something that the hero you loved could never give you. Maybe you should just give in already. At least you knew he would never give you up.

For there was a saying that a villain would sacrifice the world for you.

[popfishjr]

I couldnt write a reply, dunno why so i guess ill write an ask. (I kinda sent it to the wrong account too, but who cares lol)

So the picture is from a show called "all men are brothers" (2011) or the new water margin (ppl from my country like to call it that). Its an adaption of the same named book. On the left is yan qing and the right one is li kui. Li kui and zhang fei is pretty much the same character tho i hated li kui.

I guess youre familiar with water margin but alrd but in case youre not, along with rot3k and 2 other novels, theyre considered the 4 great chinese novels.

I HIGHLY suggest that you watch it. Its sooooo goood and i dont have anyone to discuss my hyperfixation with😭 its basically my childhood. Tho the endings kind fucked

WAIT THE ZHANG FEI ACTOR IS ALSO IN ANOTHER ONE OF THE 4 GREAT CHINESE NOVELS??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? bros insanely lucky whaf i might check it out :D it looks interesting enough

i mean like three kingdoms and journey to the west were awesome so why not

[jmeyv]

Never ask what, how and why it happened. People change, we part ways and we choose this way. That's it, you don't have to ask or worry like u did something, it is whaf it is :))) thats life bro.

[studiousbotanist]

If you got noed and devour and you still get a 4escape you're bad and Im fuckin stealing your gamer chair !!!!!!

[streetrunnazvol40]

OH MY GOD BRO WHAF THE FUCK HOLY SHIT