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* insect in the venacular sense, so including spiders etc

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are we deadass right now

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In California , Gay farmers feed mind-Pills to straight folk in order to convince them to buy their local evil gay farmers produce.

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favouritism.

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i love divorce i love when people realize that they aren't a good fit for each other and get divorced about it. more people should get divorced

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"oh homeless people are just gonna use your money to buy drugs" and? and?? the government uses my tax money to buy bombs and cops, you think I care if someone in a shitty situation uses money I gave them to feel marginally less shitty? fuck off!

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Okay, okay.

But you are his friend, right? He considers you his friend. Friends love each other, don't they? Doesn't have to be romantic.

Hey, I wonder if you've ever heard of Agent Stone. That man reminds me of you.

No, I have not, but I am sure he and I would get along if he reminds you of me.

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Hhhouse

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List of weird things that give me gender euphoria:

1. Anger issues

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I see ur tommyinnit rpf

"gosh darn i really hate how they threw away Jesse Turner from Supernatural (2005)/ Cain from Supernatural (2005)s potential" you sigh. i sidle up beside you. "why do i have the remedy for you."

https://archiveofourown.org/works/68761291/chapters/178090371

yes i am insane, anyway im writing a fix it fic because i hate how they ended both these characters arcs. give it a looksie if you want

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He reminds me of you, as in he's also deeply loyal and in love with his big bald evil boss

Hey, I wonder if you've ever heard of Agent Stone. That man reminds me of you.

No, I have not, but I am sure he and I would get along if he reminds you of me.

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"i asked chat gpt-"

well I asked the Glow Cloud (all hail) and it emitted a low whistleing and dropped a lizard on my head.

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curious about the gender breakdown of my followers. just choose what feels right.

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bunnies on a trampoline

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Hilson isn’t just a ship. It’s a case study in emotional enmeshment, mutual self-destruction, and the kind of love that never gets said out loud because it doesn’t need to be. aka: your honor, this was never friendship.

House is a textbook dismissive avoidant. Man literally says things like “everybody lies” and lives by it like it’s a religion. Trusts no one, loves no one, pushes everyone away — except Wilson.

Wilson, meanwhile, has a full-blown savior complex and an anxious attachment style. Marries broken people like it’s a hobby. But he never tries to “fix” House — he just stays. And that terrifies House more than anything.

Season 5, Ep 4 (“Birthmarks”)

House: “I’m damaged. I’m miserable. And you’re totally screwed up too. We deserve each other.”

Tell me that’s not a romantic confession disguised as a threat. Go on. Try.

Wilson literally says in Season 5, Ep 1 (“Dying Changes Everything”):

“My entire adult life, I’ve been a serial caregiver. I moved in with you to take care of you because you were alone and insane.”

Okay cool thanks for saying the quiet part loud. You love him. Say it with your chest next time.

Let’s not forget:

They lived together. For years.

Argued like husbands. Slept like roommates. Talked like soulmates.

Wilson is the only person House lets in.

House is the only person Wilson can’t leave.

Even Cuddy calls Wilson “the only one who can handle House.” (Season 7, Ep 9, “Larger than Life”)

This isn’t friendship. This is queerplatonic intimacy laced with medical malpractice and emotional codependency.

They are each other’s person. They are functionally married. No one else lasts. No one else stays.

And when Wilson’s dying?

House fakes his own death so they can spend Wilson’s final five months together, riding off into the goddamn sunset.

Wilson: “So you’re just going to ride off into the sunset with me?” House: “Pretty much.”

That’s not friendship. That’s love with no script. No label. No need for explanation.

And in the end? Wilson dies with House by his side. And House — the man who believed people always leave, who sabotaged every good thing he ever had — chooses to stay.

That’s it. That’s the character arc. That’s the love story.

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people are clowning on this guy on reddit but uhhh let's pause for a minute and ask...so what happens if someone has a skin condition? what if part of their face has been burned? what if they're missing their eyes? and so what if they just have a fuckton of tattoos? recognition algorithms are aligned with the most ""average"" / ""normal"" features which means any deviation gets denied access to shit we didnt need age verification for 1 year ago. i dont care if it's a choice versus not, dont care if it's accessing porn or wikipedia, this needs to stop