#welp lmao 🥴

[akkivee]

i realised this was a Thing whenever i’d play my hypmic playlist and bat’s songs tended to be routed to the last half of the playlist in order to keep me on the app longer 😞

[snekdood]

Its okay though, because i think the karmic payoff will be worth it. lol.

[astoldbychae]

Welp...

Marguerite Webber (Carmelo's Ex-Wife) has entered the chat . . . 🥴

She was his high school sweetheart and they have 2 daughters together; Genesis (child) and Eden (toddler). They divorced due to her stepping out on him and having a child with someone else during their marriage. GIRL, A WHOLE ASS MESS. Although Melo initiated the divorce, She didn't expect him to move on. She thought somehow they would manage to come back together but Monet became that listening ear...and BOOM! here we are today.

She's been on a few "dates" with other men (him and him) but of course her heart is still heavy for Melo (but you ain't heard that from me). 🙃

Fun fact: She's an Evil Vampire in game. Monet is actually a Vamp too (so is her older brother which is Melo's good friend from high school). Both ladies were random townie make overs and I didn't notice they were occults until I was damn near done making them over BOTH times (the stand still in cas mod got my ass lmao). So I just rolled with. Apparently Mel's gotta thing for the Vamps honey *shrugs*

[ronearoundblindly]

Hi Ro! Just wanted to say I LOVE your bedrock and blueprints series. I literally have told everyone in my life about it (I’m sure my friends loved the multi-hour phone call where I went through the entire plot lol). Ari is just so tender with how much he cares and has patience and understanding, despite appearing gruff. I feel like we need more best friends to lovers like this because it makes the relationship so much sweeter. It really got me when Ari was like “who has a kid and doesn’t have an SUV?” And then keeping the signature truck nearby when they got their SUV🥺. Just so much mastery in one fic, I fell in love with it and wanted you to know. I keep coming back to this. Thank you, now what’s a girl gotta do to get an Ari for herself?

WELP, the good news is that I feel like I deserve to answer this because before today I hadn't written anything for B&B since September...

I made sure to put the SUV in the newest piece (where Rachel gets sick for the first time) and it will be mentioned again in the follow-up to that 😊

I miss the good ol' days of having long phone calls with friends, so I am thrilled to have provided some gossip for that. Say hello to your friends for me! I guess they'll be hearing just a little more about these blorbos in the near-future... Also, I have been loving your Ari series, Bigger Houses. I can totally see him as a mountain ranger; it's so fitting 😍🥵

Finally, alas, gurl if I knew where to get an Ari, I would never be on this hellsite. That's the truth of it, lmao, because I would be busy elsewhere if you catch my drift.

🥴😅😭

[nihilismtrcit]

sooo remember those flu-like symptoms i was talking about? welp, i have covid. 🥴 think i got it from one of my students. won’t get into the gross details but i am down bad lmao. so excuse a lack of activity on here.

i’ll def play if i’m feeling up to it since i’ll be home the next three days. love you alllll <333

[destinyc1020]

I really like yr dissertations so ur fine lol i b writing novels as well wen i comment 😭

Yea honestly Kaias book club is good n she has great quesions for her guests n seems passionate about it. With her being so young and just the ignorance she has about nepotism/her priveldge it just makes her seem out of touch. Shes nt as bad as other nepo kids bt it dnt help her that shes moving away from the skill shes good at (modeling) and the thing she seems to want to do (acting), shes nt currently good at. This was the art comment: https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/ellendurney/kaia-gerber-said-nepotism-isnt-how-art-is-made. i remember ppl clowning her for it cuz she def got a starring role in AHS cuz she auditioned with her mom and her unintentionally calling her acting "art" is just 😬 (n like u said prob due to her being naive she mignt nt even realize her being ignorant). JE n Kaia looked miserable going to that Academy Musuem thing lmao bt they seemed fine IRL most of the time

Welp Kaia learned wat NOT to do after dating Zs ex lmaoo talking about loving that man wen they only lasted a yr.. gurl 🫣. She eems to b a fan of Z now so good for her lol

W/Austin i def agree Kaia seems like a safe choice. Theres a difference between a older woman (or just a woman around his age) who is prob established in her career and mayb wanting the nxt steps in her personal life (marriage or kids) vs a 21 yr old who is still figuring out wat she wants bt has the financial means to hang out with her bf a lot more and prob isnt thinkin bout her future rn. Austin is the best bf Kaias had so far based on how her parents seem to really like him so i think their all relieved in that aspect. i think Austin dsnt like to b single for too long either tbh. i really dnt know how this relationship bout to go lol

Thnx Anon! 🥰

Glad you enjoy my dissertations lol.

Yea Kaia's book club seems great. I've seen a couple of them over the years actually. I'm all for ppl enjoying whatever hobbies make them happy, and reading seems to be an avid hobby of hers.

Her mom Cindy is actually pretty smart. She graduated with honors and had a full scholarship to attend university for Chemical Engineering if I'm not mistaken. So maybe Kaia takes after her mom's intellectual side.🤷🏾‍♀️

But, like you said, she's still very young, naïve, and basically been living in a wealthy, southern CA bubble her whole entire life imo.

Granted, she's had some life experiences that many young women her age have never had, but she's still been pretty sheltered and just comes off as a little out of touch with the "real world" if you ask me.

Again, it's not a huge slight in itself, but more so just a testament to the fact that she was born in wealth, and she's only 21 lol 😅

I'm sorry Anon lol 😅 I couldn't with this article you linked. See, yet again.... You can tell that she's a sweet girl, but very naïve..... just in MY opinion lol.

I don't think she realizes that her mom doesn't have to call in to beg people to put her on the runway or in films. I don't think she realizes that just by being Rande and Cindy's daughter, she automatically has a leg up just due to her name ONLY.

And ummm.... according to what I've heard... 👀 Supposedly, some hard-working actresses who've come from nothing and have had to WORK their way up, have complained about losing parts to Kaia Gerber, even though they are better actresses. 🥴 Again, sip or spit, but that's just what I've heard. 👀

So yea, some people aren't happy that she's been getting a lot of opportunities (even in the modeling world) just for her name and familial background only.

Re: Austin....

Like I said before, I REALLY don't seem him settling down anytime soon. I'm not getting those vibes from him. I'm sure he loves her and her family, but he seems more focused on his career rn imo. 🤷🏾‍♀️

Plus, they haven't even dated each other for 2 years yet. Idk why some fans are pushing marriage on them, or trying to make it seem like she's "the one".

I personally would not advise someone (especially an ACTOR) who travels a LOT for a living, and works away from home for months out of the year, to go and put a ring on a girl he's barely known not even two years yet. 🥴 Could it happen? Yes. But I wouldn't advise it.

I know he doesn't like to be single for too long (a lot of ppl don't lol 😂), but if he and Kaia do break up one day, my advice to him would be to take a sabbatical and just be SINGLE for a few months lol.

Based on what I saw during the awards season, I'm sure he'd have PLENTY of female options (young AND old! 👀) if he and Kaia were to ever spilt up rofl 🤣 So he doesn't have to worry about not having any options.

Idk how the rlshp will go, but they seem happy, and I can't hate on them. 🤷🏾‍♀️

I don't get the vibe that they're endgame though. Idk why, but as of right now, I'm just not seeing it. Plus, Leo DiCaprio has dated a ton of young, pretty models all his life. If they were really what they're cracked up to be, wouldn't you think he would have married one of those women by now, or at the very least, made one of these models his life partner by now? Leo's longest rlshp has been Gisele Bundchen, and they were together for 5 years. He to this day has not been in a rlshp longer than that. So, obviously, dating models isn't really the endgame for him either! You would think that after all these years, he would try smthg different since the young, 25 year old model thing hasn't been working out lol 😆

Anyway, I just hope Austin is staying smart in his decisions. Kaia's family has always kind of made me give them the side-eye.... Supposedly, female employees from Rande's business have accused him of sexual harassment.... 👀 I remember the days when Kaia looked like she may have had an ED 👀..... The son, Presley, has been giving signs to me that he's been crying out for help for years.... 🥴 They've allowed their daughter to date grown men ever since she was a teenager.... 🥴👀

Idk... part of me wants to tell Austin: "Austin run! Please run.... there's smthg off with this family!!!!" 😬

But hey, it's not my life lol 😆 And who knows? Maybe one day she will be Mrs. Kaia Butler. 🤭

[here2bbtstrash]

freaky ideas you say mwahahhaha 😩😩😩😩

okokokok, so

i’m thinking something along the lines of maybe toxic/gaslight king taehyung like a real kinda nate jacobs kind of situation (not tooo crazy like nate but just the manipulative part) but he’s that ex you love bumping into while drunk or horny bc he’s an amaaaazing lay but he always pulls u back in to fall for him but u know he’s bad and he knows he’s bad, he just knows he take steal you from any man

welp this was fun 🥴 i literally refuse to reread this so sorry if it's trash or riddled with errors lmaoooo hope u enjoy tho !!!

send me more freaky ideas!!!!!

pairing: taehyung x reader wordcount: 737 (look mom i did a real drabble!!!!) contains: tae is legit toxic, reader is too lmao, drunk hookups, a literal dick-measuring contest, taeCONDAAAAA, unprotected sex, don't ever let any man talk to you like this y'all i'm so srs

“What the fuck?”

You sit up so quickly that your tits bounce painfully with no shirt or bra to hold them steady. The alcohol numbing your mind puts you on a five-second delay to process what’s happening: first, the realization that you should probably attempt to hide your naked body; second, the realization that your ex has just walked in on you fucking someone else.

This would be a problem for anyone. But it is especially a problem when your ex is Kim Taehyung.

“I thought you locked the door,” your hookup– you have admittedly completely forgotten his name– grunts as he scrambles to cover his bare ass.

You thought you did too, but honestly, you are not in your right fucking mind right now. You definitely remember spinning the lock ninety degrees, but as you think back on it, you may have spun it back the other way when you were trying to figure the thing out.

Too drunk to remember how doors work means way too fucking drunk to be around Taehyung. There’s a reason your friends made you change his contact name to ⛔️⛔️DO NOT FUCKING DO IT DRUNK BITCH⛔️⛔️.

You’ve been good. Two months without Tae might be your new record.

When he tilts his head to the side with that cocky-ass look on his face, you just know you’re not making it another hour. “You really are up here letting somebody else take what’s mine.” Oh, you hate him so much. You need him to split you open.

“Who the fuck is this?” Your hookup sputters, eyes darting between you. “You have a boyfriend?”

“Ex,” you say simply. You haven’t moved from the position you were in when he was fucking you- on your back on the bed, legs spread, propped up on your elbows.

“Get the fuck out of here, dude,” he says to Tae, and he’s angry enough now to have abandoned any attempts to not be fully naked in front of a stranger. You have to smack a hand over your mouth to stifle your laugh. Taehyung looks equally amused, pressing his lips together as his eyes jump from the guy to you and back again.

“How about we let her compare then? Make her own choice?”

Tae is already in motion before your hookup has any time to process his words. His hands move quickly to the button of his slacks– he can never wear fucking normal pants, always has to dress like the lead character in a romance movie despite having the personality of an actual demon– popping it open, unzipping his fly, and pushing both pants and briefs down his hips in one fast, confident motion.

You unabashedly lick your lips at the sight and sound of his dick smacking hard against his stomach. Damn, did it get bigger?

Your hookup is laughable by comparison, and you know that’s exactly the point. Length, girth, curve, veins, overall prettiness: Tae has him beat, easily, in every category.

You should know. His dick has single-handedly ruined your life.

The poor guy’s eyes jump from Tae’s dick to his own several times in succession, and he clearly doesn’t want to stare long enough to feel gay, but you can tell he’s amazed. It is really the only possible reaction.

“And this is just a semi, king.” Taehyung spits the final word for emphasis.

All pretense is gone now: you both know that he doesn’t have to stand there and pretend to wait for you to make your choice. It’s been made since the second he walked in. “If you’ll excuse me,” he says with a final nod to the guy, and then his knees are sinking into the mattress between your legs.

“Fuck, Taehyung,” you hiss as he pushes all the way in. The pain of the stretch is no match for the pleasure of his cock filling you entirely, and your walls grip him so tight that you can feel every twitch and throb of him inside you. All your senses are dulled in comparison; you only vaguely process the sound of the door slamming shut.

“Maybe I should cut you off more often,” he groans in your ear as he grinds into you, thick head rolling over your g-spot in languid strokes that make you see stars. “You get so fucking tight. How about I remind you who this pussy belongs to?”

You already know it’s his.

[holocene-sims]

OC ASK: 6, 9, 10, 20, 39, 50 <3

ahh so many!! thank you very much for the ask 💘

6. the most Problematic™

welp...of course it has to be grant's mom 😭 followed by his father. he's not even maliciously problematic, he's just a big fucking loser tbh

9. the worst at lying

it's like a tie between grant and shannon. grant is one of those people that ALWAYS shows what his emotions are, so even when he's trying really hard to do something like lie, everyone just...automatically knows. he also laughs when he lies so 💀

shannon could be really good at lying, she's certainly crafty enough to come up with a good one BUT it never last long. she lies and then like five minutes later she feels guilty and coughs up the real info

10. the worst dressed

honestly it's adam, who is one of the side character cousins in the family LMAO. everyone makes fun of his very "men's section at kohls" clothing selection

20. rude to waiters

here we go, it's grant's mom again 😭 she's a karen

but in the interest of a more interesting answer, i might have to say lilly. not in the traditional karen way but in the "i customize all my orders, go out to dinner with massive friends groups, and ask the waiters to do annoying things like split the check individually for a party of 20 people). at least she tips well? 🥴

39. presses the door close button on elevators so people approaching can’t get in

BRIDGET. AUNT BRIDGET

she would slam that button 100x in a row to avoid being stuck in there for a minute with strangers

50. has a tumblr

shannon. just undoubtedly 100% shannon. she procrastinates by going on tumblr

i think grant WOULD consider an account for shits and giggles...but has never gone through with it. yet he somehow knows all the deep tumblr lore to a suspicious degree (thanks shannon)

yunha also. yunha would be a tumblr girlie

[saltminerising]

Due to making a dumb decision when i was a 1-month noob, half the site has me blocked lmao

makes it hard to buy things and get on pinglists now that i know what im doing ;-; Cant join any of the beta lists, ODCA, glitch hunters, etc. its kinda funny thinking about it tho, I have to check to see if someone has me blocked before I interact with them on forums sdgjsdig

back when i first figured out that people were upset with me I tried reversing my mistake, but I dont think anyone even noticed that i did so 🥴 WELP- I learned from my mistake at least. No gain all pain

[minjeonpark]

A ramble about life🧘, work🧑‍💻, writing🖋️ and everything else.

Hello!👋 I feel like it's been ages since I opened Tumblr. I've been meaning to answer all of your comments, but several things happened this week that literally changed everything in my life.🙃

For starters, I got covid. Not fun at all, experienced headaches and body aches that turned me into a potato, and now I'm almost out and back to full health...I just need to endure a sore body for two more days. ✌️😭

Also.... I was fired....? *Insert yoongi's iconic confused face*😐😂

Lmao it came as a shock to me too --to everyone in my department since we all got fired. It stranded a lot of us because the news came as a work email at 9 am when everyone was home bound dealing with covid. No one expected it because we had just come back from a successful work trip to acquire a new client for the company. Now looking back, I should have paid more attention because just last month, half of the HR department was fired👀 and if you're a victim of capitalism and a slave of the work force you know HR is the last to go, like they're untouchable when the company is purging their payroll. HR, the last standing soldier, the one that sees you off...welp. 🤦

I wanted to leave an angry rant here the moment it happened, but I needed to keep moving and not let the fear of an uncertain future drown me. I know I'm still young and there are a lot of opportunities out there (I would like to think that way) but in a world where the timeline of how your life should play out is set and everyone around you is following it you can't help but feel like a failure when these things happen. Like, I don't want to get married and have a child in two years, you know. And I don't want to be frowned upon if I don't have a job that makes six figures by the time I get married. Cause everyone around me is doing that. I want to enjoy life at my own pace, and maybe getting fired from this important office job is a sign to follow the creative path I always wanted...I don't know. I have a job interview in two hours, so I guess this is me nervous rambling. 😬🥴

I was also considering putting my writing hobby on a Hiatus, but immediately backtracked because I don't want this hobby of mine to be tainted by the pressures of adult life. So I'm still going to write the shit out of my imagination because like many of you have said, it is an escape from reality. Chapter 22 is fully drafted, I actually added more scenes because when I first read the draft it felt like it lacked some important scenes, so that's where I'm at with the next update. I hope to give you teasers this Wednesday and post this weekend.

Let me end this rambling with something that I want to tell you all that my dad actually tells me every time I'm stuck. Whatever you chose to do, don't think of it as something you have to do for the rest of your life. It sounds hard, and it is hard to make the decision to change career paths, but sometimes you just need that push towards what will eventually make you happy. So here I am telling you that even if we don't know each other, just know that I will cheer you on. Whatever change you're too scared to make but that you know it will make you ten times happier than what you're doing right now, picture me telling you to go for it. My dad always says to not be scared of failure because out of everything you can learn in life, Failure is the biggest learning lesson you can get.

With that in mind, let me go apply for jobs that I'm under qualified for while I figure out what in the hell I'm gonna do next. 🤔

Also, I'm gonna start editing past chapters of Days Since I Met You with the lovely Sybil @sybilinthehollow. It's just grammar and stuff, nothing of the plot will be changed. So you don't have to worry about reading back. Everything for a better reading experience! 😏🤣🤭

Without further ado, I'll go study for my job interview, and I'll maybe see you tonight as I write Chapter 22? 🤞✌️

[coredrill]

me: man why’s sushio not credited on any of these eps :/

sushio:

meanwhile in 7&8:

ep7:

mmmmmmmmmm timeskip. (to clarify timeskips are VERY hit or miss for me, i feel like they often end up unsatisfying bc of the amount of development/events deemed unnecessary to the story that occur offscreen. like when it’s not done expertly it means that the writers have failed at telling a story. anyways w the benefit of hindsight the ambiguousness of the amount of time for this one is lame. has it been a month? a year? why’s david so hardened but everyone else is the same? why’s david already succumbing to cyberpsychosis when he’s known to have a high tolerance for it?? this was 100% the video game guys’ way of being like “DAVID CHANGED” but it doesn’t work well for me tbh.)

(i adore both of ttgl’s timeskips btw)

REBECCA KICKING THE SHIT OUTTA THIS DUDE LMAO

kiwi’s alive 😭

YES REBECCA I LOVE INSANE WOMEN

david flipping around w the word “broken” flashing in the bg trigger’s subtlety hits right AS ALWAYS LMFAO

why’s david’s new design look like when dudebros draw simon as their own ugly wish fulfillment 😐

NOT THE “TALES OF TRAUMA” POSTER FNDNNDBDBSNDNDJSJS

“i feel better in cyberware than in my own skin” ah so this is a story abt lack of identity and how being a kid when the system is stomping your parents into the dirt leaves them with hopes for you that you don’t care abt but also you don’t have the chance to develop your own self and hopes bc of that same system. got it 👍

THESE BITCHES ARE NAKED IN FRONT OF GIANT ASS WINDOWS?????????????? (viral voice) PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!!!!!!!!!

LUCY BACKSTORYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

ok so i DO LOVE the concept of an “old net” with hidden secrets like digital archaeological ruins like that’s SO GOOD. HOWEVER lucy being “only kid from childhood experiment who Made It” is too fuckin kiznaiver for me 🤢

(i do still enjoy lucy tho)

YES BIG FAN OF THE ANIMATION GLITCHING OUT OVER RANDOM PARTS OF THE GUY AND THE “DENIED” OVER LUCY. i also love when lucy’s made creepy that’s so good

ep8:

is that stephanie sheh :)( (with the benefit of hindsight aka i read the credits and typed this up after: no it is not lmao)

welp :/

OHHHHHHHHHH WAS DAVID LIKE A TEST SUBJECT OR SOMETHING. DOES HE ALREADY HAVE THE CYBER SKELETON????? AND THAT’S WHY HIS BONES FLASH WHEN HE POWERS UP????????

(if true trigger y’all are so good at your jobs 😭)

OHHHHHHHH AND THAT’S WHAT LUCY FOUND AND WIPED WHILE SHE WAS IN THE BATH OR WHATEVER AND WHY SHE KEEPS MEDDLING (with the benefit of hindsight: AND why she tried to tell david he wasn’t special)

kiwi calling lucy mysterious LMAO

i wanna see kiwi taking lucy in and training her and lucy looking up to kiwi and cutting her hair like kiwis (with the benefit of hindsight: 😭😭😭😭😭😭)

david and rebecca bff agenda i just wish they didn’t make rebecca into him 🥴

why aren’t there nips in the digital world

LMAO at this serious conversation in front of the sex poster AND THE TALES OF TRAUMA POSTER

ahhhhhh so david’s gonna die saving lucy

DTR SIGN??????????

NOOOOOOOO NOT KIWI BETRAYAL :(

anyways tonight’s take is much the same as yesterday’s in that the story is not rly doing it for me but the characters are decent (tho i like david less, prob bc of the timeskip) and the animation is still a TREAT to watch so. ALSO I CANT WAIT TO WATCH THE SUSHIO EPISODE HOLY SHIT ITS GONNA GO SO HARD

[jmblyajones]

Eagles: The Bomb 3x7

What is about to go down right now…

1. I wouldn’t mind having that scooby doo van myself. the color is beautiful!

2. Oh these dudes are lying to this boy. Their faces didn’t look like that piece was blowing anyone anywhere chile… 🤣

Sam is just adorable to me btw and let me just say.. edges LAID

3. I would be remiss if I didn’t say that Elias breathing all hard like that was nice to look at…

Elias says that it would have been good to know that Klara was the new sponsor.. would it though? would it really? You know what would be really funny is if Mats convinced Elias to meet up with Klara so she wouldn’t dismantle the eagles? 😂 lmao welp…

Mats are you pimping out your son and masking the overall meet as “closure”? sir bye! And Elias standing up for Ludde is so cute too. They have deeeefinetly come a long way. Love to see it.

4. Oh damn Felicia… And this is pre the article coming out 🤦🏾‍♀️

5. Amie and Elias are really making walks their thing? Mkay I see y’all.

AMIE IS SETTING UP THE DATE????? SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!! AMIE IS GONNA COOK ELIAS DINNER?? YESS MAAM!!

Elias what are you talking about? Stand Klara up tf?!? The move is clear!

Amie’s whole demeanor changed when he said Klara. oh shit, this got sad real quick 😂

(I like that towards the end of the convo, it was kind of Amie’s way of figuring out if Elias still had feelings for Klara or want to get back with her)

6. I know Ludde did not just apply to ONE school…

Also, while he keeps saying “blah blah blah” Andreas hasn’t told not one lie yet. Your ass is choosing not to communicate and it’s manifesting into ugliness. You literally broke up with Felicia instead of telling her about London and then call her out in front of the whole class.

Have I ever mentioned how I just love Andreas. We see each other forreal.

7. OH MY GOSH! Amie is sneaking around Petra’s drawers. She gone really find something she’s not meant to see 🥴

8. Why did Klara even move away?? Wait, is she apologizing and trying to get back with Elias? What the hell 😂

Was Elias not supposed to bring up Eagles? Ma’am…. you tell him to go to hell then when you have the chance to help save the team that he plays on from disassembling, you don’t… what are you expecting like tf??

I KNOW THATS RIGHT ELIAS! Set that girl straight because she must have forgotten. See this response of his is what I wanted in season 2 but i’ll take it now.

9. I have super chills right now. What is happening right now…

Who is the real sex addict in this family?? I fucking knew it! Mats is really yelling at Felicia like he wasn’t sleeping with mad women??? And as much as I wish Felicia didn’t tell the family’s private info to Jack, Jack fooled everyone. He is gutter trash.

I’m at a mix of believing Mats threw money around for Elias to make it in the beginning. Someone like Mats only really needs name rec but “donations” can definitely help persuade some folks.

People have really bastardized Felicia’s trust throughout the years and I do feel really bad for her. And I would like/would’ve liked to see Felicia with a girl without it being tied to drugs. I doubt we will but 🤷🏾‍♀️

This is really something they should have brought their family lawyer in on? I assume they have one…

Okay, now Jack is just straight lying. He really lied and said Ludde was an abuser… and the interviewer just went with it?? This is so unbelievably foul!

MATS IF YOU DONT BACK OUT FELICIA’S FACE RIGHT NOW!

This man is a joke!! Because he couldn’t keep it in his pants he wants to go and blame his daughter and call HER stupid?? Naurr, we gotta fight.

And Lelia hopping on the hate train??? Girl if you don’t leave and go back to your boy toy you have contributed NOTHING to this conversation.

She really fooled me acting like she wanted to get Felicia into rehab or something.

10. I said from the beginning, calm before the storm… this ending with Felicia is giving very Ellie Nash in DGH. Hopefully that car that stopped will come in to play next drop? I am so curious if that is the case or not.

[destinyc1020]

https://www.tiktok.com/@momopeach02/video/7182708340227657002

Welp i remember this where Kaias role was open to all actors bt somehow it went to the model with connections 🙄 the role changed cuz she ended up just kissing the asian actress in Babylon and maybe had about 3 minutes of screentime, none of which she spoke lmao.

I remember somebody on reddit (so obviously take it with a grain of salt lol) saying they worked on AHS and said ppl had to cut certain longer monologues cuz they realized she culdnt deliver them... i mean just kinda embarrazing overall tbh. Of course certain actors n directors (Ryan murphy who gave her the AHS role n her future costar laura dern whose her moms friend) goin 2 give her roles and praise her bt smaller actors n BTS crew members b honest with it (again IF those 2 claims r true)

Oh wow.... those actresses in the comments section are spilling some TEA! 🍵 🤣😅

Tbh, I'm not surprised if this happens a lot in the industry.

I kinda feel bad for the real actors who work hard to get even just a smidgen of work, and then see a role they auditioned for go to a less-talented actor who got the role mainly due to connections or nepotism. 🥴 👀

I remember somebody on reddit (so obviously take it with a grain of salt lol) saying they worked on AHS and said ppl had to cut certain longer monologues cuz they realized she culdnt deliver them... i mean just kinda embarrazing overall tbh. Of course certain actors n directors (Ryan murphy who gave her the AHS role n her future costar laura dern whose her moms friend) goin 2 give her roles and praise her bt smaller actors n BTS crew members b honest with it (again IF those 2 claims r true)

Oh wow.... 😵‍💫🫣

I mean......

Acting is harder than it LOOKS lol.... 😅

Just so nobody is confused, I'm not AGAINST nepotism.... Some of my favorite actors are "NepoBabys".... Drew Barrymore, Angelina Jolie, George Clooney, Lily Collins, Rashida Jones, Timothée Chalamet, Jennifer Aniston, Zoe Kravitz, Liv Tyler, Scott Eastwood, Robert Downey Jr, Dan Levy, Gwyneth Paltrow, Tracee Ellis Ross, Bryce Dallas Howard, John David Washington, Jamie Lee Curtis, etc.

The list goes on and on.... Hollywood is literally FULL of "nepobabies" lol 😆 😂

I don't care if you had famous parents or famous siblings, etc... MY thing is, are you at least TALENTED and working at improving your craft? Or are you just out here taking work from better actors simply because everyone knows your mom or dad in the industry? 🤔

As long as you're a talented NepoBaby, I honestly don't care too much lol. But when I see some who are just given roles just simply because they have famous parents, it just leaves a bad taste in my mouth. 😖

I know it's not THEIR fault.... it's whoever is doing the hiring. But it still doesn't change the fact that it doesn't really seem all that fair to those who struggle out here to try to "make it", and it takes years upon years, and yet, others are given the open door automatically. 👀

[vantaenims]

Initially, I found Tae’s video to be hilarious but after reading this- welp. 🥴

I also remembered that one video Jimin took wherein JT’s sexy back was playing in the bg and Tae was slowly undressing like the TEASE HE IS!

Anyway, this was such a good read before going to sleep lmao. Good Night! ✨

DESSERT.

━ “in which taehyung gives you an amusing yet all the same arousing lap dance.” ━ boyfriend!taehyung x reader | 1.1k words. | nc-17 | fluff, established relationship au | warning/s: swearing, tAEHYUNG GIVES A LAP DANCE??, suggestive mature themes, making out, um a hand over tae's bulge? SDKJDKS

opening note. did i abandon everything after watching tae's twt video to write this drabble??? besties,, i dont even know if this drabble makes sense iM JUST HERE TO WRITE MY FEELINGS OUT AFTER WATCHING THE VID OKAY this isnt even proofread lmao

when taehyung promised you a good time, a delicious way to spend the night after your long day at work, you’ve expected that he was going to order some take out from your favorite fast food restaurant and spend the whole night with you just watching cheesy movies with you like he usually did to ease your stress away.

he still did though, being the caring and overly domestic boyfriend he is, but the second the last film finished and you were standing up, saying that the two of you should probably head to bed because of the late night, he suddenly gets a chair from the dining area, placing it in the middle of the living room before pulling you by your hands to go sit on the wooden chair.

“uh, what are you doing?” you ask with a laugh, watching him fetch the tv remote to go on youtube and start typing the words ‘careless whisper’ on the search bar.

“i’m going to give you a good time,” he says.

now, taehyung has always been endearingly peculiar, it’s one of the things you just grew fond of the more you got to know him—but seriously, there were really some times wherein you can’t imagine what might be going around in that pretty little head of his and assume what he might be thinking of.

“didn’t you already do that, babe?”

“no, no,” he hits the play button and the overly familiar tune of the said song fills the living room, making you laugh, “since we already ate dinner and all—” he’s now in front of you, grinning— “are you up for some dessert?”

“what?”

instead of getting an answer, taehyung begins to dance, at first playfully, swaying his hips and doing shoulder rolls that make you want to tease him due to how it looks like he copied it from someone’s grandfather. he ignores your snickers and whines of disapproval throughout the way, laughter eventually bubbling out of his system too at his silliness, but doesn’t stop, doesn’t let your joking remarks falter his movements, doesn’t let himself get too distracted to not swing along the music.

“are you giving me a lap dance?” you finally guess, your eyes following his hand that he glides from his forehead down to his lips and then to his chest. “is this because of me saying i have a thing for dancers?”

“yep.” taehyung gets your hand now, that grin still on display as he presses it against his torso, sliding it down while he continuously moves to the beat.

you can’t lie, you’re awfully getting turned on the more he works his hips and gets into the music even further.

taehyung undeniably had the moves, the groove, and just the right amount of enthusiasm to make him look like a good dancer if he tried. plus, accompanied now by his teasing gestures, the way he was getting serious in his dancing, no longer playing around or treating it as a joke—he manages to perform even better, causing you to swallow hard when you realize that this was truly becoming real.

“look at me,” he murmurs, tilting your chin up to indeed look at him when you tear your gaze away from his figure to prevent yourself from forming dirtier thoughts.

you flicker your eyes back on him as per command, taehyung abruptly moving closer, his hands going over behind you to hold the backrest of your chair before he spreads his legs and walks even nearer, appearing like he was going to straddle your waist but he doesn’t pin his bottom down yet on your thighs to fully do so.

and then he rocks his hips along the tune again, doing it in a painfully sensual manner that has you sucking in a deep breath, blinking hard and snapping your head to the other way again to avoid him. you hear him chuckle at the movement, feel him sit down by your knees then, and just when you’re about to verbally ask him what exactly does he think he’s doing to you right now—taehyung kisses your lips.

you think you’re lightheaded already, any thought of yours being pushed back and it’s only the sensation of his lips on yours that you bother concentrating on. he reaches behind your head and gently pulls your hair back to expose more of your neck, his mouth slipping towards your jaw and ultimately to your throat, wet kisses lingering on your skin that causes your stomach to drop without warning.

“do you want my shirt off?” he questions, voice sending shivers through your spine.

“ye, yeah.”

“take it off for me then.”

you go look at him again, seeing him grin and with a roll of your eyes, you grab the hem of his shirt, pulling it off him quickly before indulging yourself to the sight of his bare chest and arms, the tip of your fingers drifting down from his shoulder blade to his pecs.

“did you work out?” you wonder out loud as he goes back to kissing your neck, nipping on your skin that shoots something right down your core.

“i might have done like 50 push-ups before you got home.”

you chuckle. “it paid off.” you’re brave enough now to hook an arm around his neck, your other hand caressing his body in appreciation, making sure that you bring attention to his arms too as you run your palm along his bicep. “you look incredibly tasty right now.”

taehyung hums when you attach your mouths together once more, smirking, knowing that his plan tonight definitely worked.

it shows in the eagerness of your kiss, the sneaking of your tongue past his lips, the harsh pull you do as you drag him closer with a finger around his belt loops, and in those actions alone does taehyung get more aroused than he intended to. it was his scheme to turn you on by his attempt at dirty dancing, but why does it seem like he’s enjoying this more than you are?

not to say that you didn’t look as aroused as he was, considering the little noises you’ve been creating and your hand now that was explicitly massaging his bulge.

“fuck,” you moan, his hardness driving you further to the edge, “bedroom. right now.”

taehyung didn’t need to be told twice.

standing up from his position, he crouches back down again just to haul your legs over his hips, an invitation to go ahead, jump, and mount his hips.

you do, laughing hard as taehyung stumbles a bit, and he shuts you up with a kiss, walking towards your shared bedroom in the quickest and safest way he possibly can.

THANK YOU FOR READING & FEEDBACK IS ALWAYS APPRECIATED ! ♡(ˆ‿ˆԅ)

[iceywolf321]

Meep, Welp I’m doing this. 

Glossy Or Matte

ummmmm not sure...it really depends on what it is. Like something for my fairy graden, then matte. 

Denim or Leather

Not going to lie. Never tried either. But I’m going to say Denim

Fav Flower

gah- dear lord.. um I really like roses but like their’s so many flower types

Pearls or Gemstones

neither. I’m a dancer, gemstones have lost my interest and pearls meh.

Barefoot or heels

ha. Both work. My jazz shoes have little heels on them, I have danced in them for 2 years so far. It hurts.

Bath Bombs or Shower gel

I have no idea what shower gel is. I’ve tried a few bath bombs, they're pretty, but I feel weird after using them.

Fav emoji

🥴 This, because of how weird it looks. I love it. lmao

Body Glitter or Body Shimmer

.-. I don’t know what either look like

Prada or Miu Miu

Prada, because I went and looked them up and some of their purses are pretty.

Fireworks or Lightning

Fireworks. Not questions.

Hiking or Swimming

I hate Hiking, so swimming

Night in or Night out

NIGHT IN- People scare me. 

Tagging- Who ever wants to do it. Because I only have 2 friends on here and one tagged me and the other got tagged. 

I was tagged by @shakespeareanqueer, thank you, honey!

rules: pick one and tag 10 people

glossy or matte? Matte

denim or leather? Demin

favourite flower? Sunflowers

pearls or gemstones? Gemstones

barefoot or heels? I can't walk in heels, so barefoot

bath bombs or shower gel? Bath bombs

eye colour? Brown

favourite emoji? 🥰 it embodies all the lovey vibes

body glitter or body shimmer? Body shimmer?

prada or miu miu? Neither? I don't really care for brands

fireworks or lightning? Fireworks

hiking or swimming? Neither 😬

night in or night out? Night in

Tagging: @fangirlwithasweettooth @bravest-at-heart @melohdrama @theadventurousqueen @afterglownights @euphoria-parker @fujimoribaby and anyone who wants to do this!!