#hlcn: bridget

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may 10, 2013 6:20 p.m. actual hell

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may 10, 2013 6:15 p.m. hell, again

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may 10, 2013 6:20 p.m. actual hell

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august 7, 2021 1:00 a.m. goat soap palace

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august 6, 2021 10:00 p.m. goat soap palace

🎂🤍✨🎆

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august 6, 2021 3:00 p.m. grant's house

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june 17, 2021 9:00 p.m. the callahan residence

a celebration of life 🎂

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easter sunday, 1968 🤍🐇

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august 6, 2021 10:30 p.m. goat soap palace

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august 6, 2021 9:00 p.m. ???

🖤🎵 // 🏖️🎵

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june 26, 2021 3:00 p.m. the callahan residence

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callahan family genetics

i keep seeing other folks do this, and i always love seeing genetic trees, so ta-da! here's my version ✨ say hello to the entire core family from my story (minus spouses)

first generation (row 1)

aoife & joseph

second generation (row 2 & 3)

mary, patrick & bridget

third generation - mary's kids (row 4 & 5)

elizabeth, kelly & grant

third generation - paddy's kids (row 6 & 7)

adam, hannah, chelsea & alex

third generation - bridget's kids (row 8)

shannon & lorcan

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june 6, 2021 12:30 p.m. shannon's house

[colm] unfortunately that was a long time ago and i'm not in that good of shape anymore.

[paddy] so what are we doing first?

[shannon] not that i know what i'm doing because i clearly do not but i'd nominate bedroom?

[colm] are we getting the hard stuff out of the way? because that staircase is narrow and will be a bitch.

[paddy] might as well, eh?

[shannon] perfect! so the three of us will do that. grant, do you and my mom want to, uhhh, deal with my giant collection of books? this house has built-in bookshelves in a few rooms.

[grant] do you know which ones you want where?

[shannon] i'll be straight with you, grant, none of these books are organized. they were never organized. i just throw stuff on my shelves. and then i threw them in the boxes randomly!

[grant] oh dear god

[shannon] no, that makes it easier! it means i don’t care where they go, so have fun!

[grant] you’re scaring me.

[grant] i mean, like, how do you want these put up? by subject or author? size? color? some combination of factors?!

[shannon] you’re better at this stuff! i'll let you decide.

[grant] how will you find what you need?

[shannon] oh, i will! it’s not a big deal. i can rearrange later if i have to! but i won’t.

[grant] okay. and uhh, how many are there exactly?

[bridget] don’t ask a question with no answers.

[shannon] thank you, grant! thank you, mammy!

[colm] also, if you could watch the cat and make sure she doesn’t trip us and kill us while we go up the stairs, that would be grand!

[grant] yeah, no problem! please don’t die. i will take my cat watching duties seriously.

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june 6, 2021 12:45 p.m. shannon's house

[grant] and now i'm relaxed enough to figure this out.

[bridget] lucky for you, i think i know a potential sorting method! so here's my idea...

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OC ASK: 6, 9, 10, 20, 39, 50 <3

ahh so many!! thank you very much for the ask 💘

6. the most Problematic™

welp...of course it has to be grant's mom 😭 followed by his father. he's not even maliciously problematic, he's just a big fucking loser tbh

9. the worst at lying

it's like a tie between grant and shannon. grant is one of those people that ALWAYS shows what his emotions are, so even when he's trying really hard to do something like lie, everyone just...automatically knows. he also laughs when he lies so 💀

shannon could be really good at lying, she's certainly crafty enough to come up with a good one BUT it never last long. she lies and then like five minutes later she feels guilty and coughs up the real info

10. the worst dressed

honestly it's adam, who is one of the side character cousins in the family LMAO. everyone makes fun of his very "men's section at kohls" clothing selection

20. rude to waiters

here we go, it's grant's mom again 😭 she's a karen

but in the interest of a more interesting answer, i might have to say lilly. not in the traditional karen way but in the "i customize all my orders, go out to dinner with massive friends groups, and ask the waiters to do annoying things like split the check individually for a party of 20 people). at least she tips well? 🥴

39. presses the door close button on elevators so people approaching can’t get in

BRIDGET. AUNT BRIDGET

she would slam that button 100x in a row to avoid being stuck in there for a minute with strangers

50. has a tumblr

shannon. just undoubtedly 100% shannon. she procrastinates by going on tumblr

i think grant WOULD consider an account for shits and giggles...but has never gone through with it. yet he somehow knows all the deep tumblr lore to a suspicious degree (thanks shannon)

yunha also. yunha would be a tumblr girlie

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may 15, 2021 2:45 p.m. the callahan residence