#hlcn: jasmine

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august 7, 2021 3:00 a.m. goat soap palace

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august 8, 2021 6:00 p.m. goat soap palace

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june 17, 2021 9:00 p.m. the callahan residence

a celebration of life 🎂

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✨ her ✨

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CASKiki Challenge

prompt #9: pool party 🏝️😎

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joanna jewelry 💎✨ lookbook

collab lookbook with @crazykissim

our mini lookbook challenge continues with a jewelry set!

item #2: joanna jewelry by @joliebean & @anotherplumbob

lookbook cc: hair // dress

thank you to all the cc creators! 💍 @joliebean @anotherplumbob @arethabee @sentate

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my loves 🌈

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gorgeous gorgeous girl ❤️

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vacation lesbians 🍹🥥🌈

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happy pride month from the queer cousin club 🌈✨

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may 15, 2021 10:30 p.m. uncle paddy's house

unnamed party playlist: song #26 🎵

panic! at the disco - i write sins not tragedies

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may 15, 2021 10:10 p.m. uncle paddy's house

commencing fight between "the lesbians" and "the bisexual and one of our emotional support straights" ✨

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may 15, 2021 10:00 p.m. uncle paddy's house

this just in: local family debates reparations for help during moves 📦

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june 13, 2021 12:25 p.m. uncle paddy's house

[jasmine] also, yes, i'm here, too! we heard you all were descending over here to fix a plethora of broken house issues, so we came to be nuisances.

[chelsea] yep, just to hang out! especially since we aren’t any help. i don’t even know what a fucking flathead screwdriver is.

[jasmine] babe, it’s, um, kind of in the name.

[chelsea] it’s actually flat?

[jasmine] no comment.

[paddy] to answer your question, though, yes, i was in a band! am still. it’s not like we broke up, we were just busy being parental figures and trying to survive decades of increasing economic hardship in the forgotten small towns of america.

[jasmine] wow! you are full of surprises.

[grant] so what’s on the setlist? do we get a taste of your perfect celtic punk rendition of “the devil went down to georgia?”

[jasmine] shut the fuck up, i need to hear this song right now. tell me you have a recording.

[paddy] VHS okay?

[jasmine] oh, VHS is even better.

[paddy] excellent. i'll pull out all the old “concert” footage later.

[paddy] but see, grant, i would love that, but i don’t think that would make lilly very happy. she’s happy to let me provide music, but i doubt that song makes the cut. i'm annoying, but i don’t intend to annoy my daughter-in-law. would i do that, jasmine?

[jasmine] nope! you’re always very nice and normal to me.

[chelsea] you just save all that bullshit for us, eh?

[chelsea] also, about the song: i kind of think lilly’s folks are too uppity for that.

[chelsea] i mean, they’re very nice! but they literally live in beverly hills. they’re new money. i don’t know if they could stand to hear a celtic punk garage band singing a country song.

[grant] for what it’s worth, i would allow you to play that song at my wedding. actually, i would insist upon it. it’s a vibe and it’s a vibe that i love. it’s chaos and i appreciate chaos. i'd want that and, hmm, i don’t know, you could go for full traditional folk songs. i am also a big fan of the band’s “authentic” works.

[chelsea] the big question is would päivi ever agree to any of that? i doubt it.

[paddy] oh, honey, i think that question is a bygone.

[grant] so...i got some news for you. it’s slowly making the rounds.

[chelsea] there’s no wedding because it’s a shotgun elopement?

[grant] jesus christ, no!

[chelsea] i'm kidding!

[grant] i'm offended. unlike some people, i know how to pull out.

[chelsea] unlike my father. and shannon’s brother. what's up with our family and dudes having kids out of wedlock?

[grant] also unlike the guy päivi slept around with.

[paddy] oh shit!

[chelsea] i'm sorry, what did you just say?

[grant] you heard me.

[chelsea] i guess i should revise my first question then. how about, um, "would any person of any gender actually agree to that?"

[paddy] oh, there has to be someone else out there with a sense of humor. someone who appreciates culture. a real family person.

[grant] i'm really surprised at how quickly you all accepted what i just said.

[chelsea] i mean, i'm shocked it happen suddenly and in that way...but was a girl like that going to settle down for a lifetime with people like us? no. i kind of figured it would end one way or another. sorry.

[paddy] agreed.

[grant] and none of you wanted to, i don't know, share your opinions when i told you i wanted to propose?! did you just hope things would work out?

*car door creaks outside*

[paddy] let's table this for now. i don't think i have a good enough answer for that yet.

[chelsea] okay! get to work, boys!

[jasmine] we'll be here. watching. standing.

[grant] menacingly?

[chelsea] wee-woo.

[grant] wee-woo!

[paddy] is that from fucking spongebob?

[grant] you understood my mitch hedberg joke earlier and now the spongebob thing? good for you!

[chelsea] wow. lookie here! maybe you are cool after all.

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I’ve sent you this like 12 times but I’m doing another round of them 😇

List 5 facts about a favorite sim of yours then send this to 10 other people whose sims you love 💕 (or don’t, I’m not your boss)

i already know who to do this for!! it's time for miss jasmine, my beloved, to shine ✨

okay okay i've been doing a lot of name facts recently but jasmine has a cool name so it's fine LMAO. her middle name is kismet 🔥 she often wishes that were her first name instead because she thinks it has more pizzazz than jasmine but she doesn't have the motivation or real drive to change her name

she's an absolutely terrible cook, no matter how many people try to teach her to do it properly. she's the kind of person who could and would manage to set microwave ramen on fire. but that's okay, we can't be good at everything and she always jokingly says "idk i'm a hot girl. i don't cook, i am cooked for" (but then she married someone who ALSO can't cook and can't manage to learn either, so they just order food 24/7 or go have dinner with their respective families)

jasmine is crazy smart though!! academics have always come easy to her but she is also the type to study very attentively. she was valedictorian in high school and she graduated top of her class in veterinarian school. math and science, too, were her best subjects!

she was a barista for a long time before her current job and she absolutely loved it. it's how she met chelsea and a lot of her friends, plus she had a ton of fun making drinks, even the absolutely chaotic or awful drinks. especially those because when she saw people ordering shit like water with espresso shots LMAO she got so much amusement out of it. however the downside to her job as a barista is that she struggles to enjoy coffee now because she drank SO much of it thanks to the perks of her job and getting free coffee there...so now she doesn't really drink it and she hates tea, so she has to settle for energy drinks to get her caffeine these days

she's a huge anime fan tbh! and she really wants to get into cosplay since she is big into fashion and knows how to sew but she's kinda nervous about it because she has that fear of it being embarrassing to get into it now when she's in her late 20s

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I’m sending Aja and jasmine on a blind date 💕

ooh i love this 👀 and i already have an idea

they're both very fashionable and fun people, but i feel like aja might be particularly stylish when it comes to fashion? which would make sense given her ambition and her wealth and the foundation she runs! of course she wants to look good!! first thing i think of is her gorgeous silky gold dress from the rose ceremony in the bachelorette that she was ROCKING

jasmine goes pretty funky with vibrant colors and wacky patterns and she's big into thrifting, she's not into expensive designer clothes or name brands. she also repurposes a lot of fabric she gets from her grandma who is a seamstress and either makes her own clothes or her grandma will make her stuff. so maybe not stylish but has her own style

i know aja is also adventurous while jasmine is ironically, despite her fashion sense, more on the shy side. SO my date idea for them is that jasmine takes her to a thrift store and they challenge each other to buy and piece together the funkiest, wackiest, weirdest outfit they can manage, then go out to an expensive restaurant and pretend to blend in with the real fancily dressed people. they would definitely get wine drunk and if aja were down for it, jasmine would want to have a wine drunk dance party at her house to like 90s/2000s pop hits. and i feel like she might like that, based on some of your music ask answers! so it's a nice fun date to get them both relaxed around each other and do something out of the ordinary