#welp anyway 🫡

[julius-caeser]

WRONG BLOG WRONG BLOG WRONG BLOG WRONG-

going through something right now [trying to bleach black box dye out my hair]

[spiralcomet]

Victuuri and the Ineffables are going up against Mulder/Scully and Spirk next round....

[yenpondering]

On a brighter note I've taken to cleaning and reorganising the kitchen since I'm the one that mainly uses it now and it gives me serotonin to see my baking supply all neat and tidy.

Last week I tried my hand at making a no bake matcha cheesecake and a matcha bread with red bean paste yeee

[baeshijima]

so i just finished chioris story quest and....

IT WAS SO CINEMATIC I LOVED IT SO MUCH??? ESP THE CUTSCENE LIKE HELLO THE ART AND THE OUTFITS (we need them as skins... esp navias with her hairstyle...) AND THE OST ??????

sobs i actually love how they portrayed chioris character too esp when learning more about her dream and what she has gone through to get to the point she currently is at bc it just makes her seem a bit more realistic??? idk but fontaine girlies are so well-written i love them sm 🫶🫶

AND THEN THIS LAST BIT AAAAAAAAAA

[sweeterlovers]

HIS LOSS / LANDO NORRIS + JACOB ELORDI

lando norris x piastri reader + reader x jacob elordi / SMAU

SUMMARY / lando cheating on oscar’s younger sister? who better to heal your heart than the australian heartthrob

FACE CLAIM / hadar lavy

WARNINGS / cheating!

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user6 WHAT WHAT

user78 holy shit bro

user0 no more papaya rules….

user2 LMFAOOOO

user613 mclaren garage bout to be real awkward

user8 the DRAMAAA

user03 SINCE WHEN WAS LANDO DATING SOMEONE???

user836 where have u been????????

user5 bro i don’t know.. i didn’t even know oscar had a sister 😭😭

user6782 you’ve been living under a rock

user111 what the actual hell

user3 his loss i guess

user521 i don’t even know anymore

user778 landoscar 😭💔

user89 well that’s over with

user2000 anyways Y/N deserves better

user58 welp!

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y/n.piastri well it’s just me and my stuffed animals against the world 🙂

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user2 girl you deserve better

user57 wait the stuffed animals are so cute

user05 i know 🥹 what are their names???

y/n.piastri well the octopus is named mimi and the kitty is named princess mellow!

user267 awww

yourbsf anyways your so hot wtf

y/n.piastri 😘😘😘😘 ilyyyyyyyyy

user9 stop she looks so sad :(((

user2 i wonder why….

user88 i wish i looked that good after getting cheated on

user892 the fact that he’s still liking her posts….

user0 ugh he’s so icky

user83 i hope she can still come to the paddock and support oscar!!!

user543 me too!!! we may have to wait a bit for that tho

user452 🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁

user362 your so pretty!!!

oscarpiastri why are mimi and princess mellow so far apart?

y/n.piastri idk they need space

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yourbsf

ok y/n you’ve been sitting in your room for the past week, you need to get out and go party!!!

y/n

i’m not in the mood

yourbsf

ok well i don’t really care!

y/n

?????

yourbsf

go get ready! i’m picking you up and we are going to the club!!!!!!!

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y/n.piastri 🍾🪩⚡️

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yourbsf HOTTIE

y/n.piastri LOVE U CUTIE

user3 okkkk i see youu

user0 you look soooo good

user67 revenge outfit 🔥🔥🔥

user1 party girl era?????

user56 imagine she goes to a party and sees lando as the dj

user9 i would die

user267 this post is chaotic and put together at the same time

user78 you look amazing!!!!!!

user566 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻

user6 i want to party with y/n piastri

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MESSAGES

my dear brother 🤧🤧

how was the club?

y/n

it was alright

my dear brother 🤧🤧

did you meet anyone?

y/n

nope!

my dear brother 🤧🤧

i’m sorry, if it makes you feel better i can run him over!

y/n

it’s whatever, but i wouldn’t be made if you “accidentally” crashed into him

my dear brother 🤧🤧

noted

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y/n.piastri i was going to wear this to the club but i changed 👍

comments on this post have been limited!

user9 jacob elordi in the likes????

user0 oooooo!!!!

oscarpiastri 👌👌👌

yourbsf you look good either way!!!!!

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jacobelordi

hey! i know this might seem weird but i’m in australia visiting my family and i’m free and i was wondering if i could take you out on a date?

y/n.piastri

are you being for real?

jacobelordi

yes?

y/n.piastri

sorry this was just unexpected! but i would love to go out with you!

jacobelordi

great! i’ll dm you the details

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y/n.piastri date night 🤍

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user6 WHAT

user78 ok girl!!!!

user10 looking gorgeous!

user2 i’m glad your moving on from lando <33

user9 yeah he’s a 🚩🚩🚩

user34 most of the drivers are 😭

user16 true

user57 gorg!!!

yourbsf i see you!!!!! 👀

y/n.piastri LMFAO

yourbsf well text me the details…

y/n.piastri yes ma’am 🫡

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y/n.private lately with me 😘😘

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yourbsf cuties!!!!

jacobelordi what is that second picture?

y/n.private it’s a picture of you with a bow edited on you! 🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀

jacobelordi did you do that?

y/n.private yes!!!!

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y/n.piastri 🤍🤍

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user3 SOFT LAUNCH??

user88 i know!!!

user00 anyone know who the guy is?

user2 i think it’s jacob elordi cause he’s been liking her posts

user7 idk but @oscarpiastri & @yourbsf may!

oscarpiastri maybe 🤷

yourbsf i can’t disclose such information

user675 😻😻😻😻

user013 the last photo 👀👀👀

user4 and the first one! they seem so cute together 😊

user37 ok but she looks sooo pretty in the second pic

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jacobelordi me and my girl @y/n.piastri

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user56 my husband 😖😖😖😖

user78 i can’t have anything 🪦

user0034 😍😍😍😍😍

user4 she kinda reminds me of rapunzel in the second photo!

user00 ok but they’re kinda cute together

user3 i guess…. i’m kinda salty about it

user6 like you had a chance??? side eye 😒

user002 who even is she?

user23 she’s the sister of a Australian f1 driver (oscar piastr)

user22 ok i see him!

user46 love to see a fellow aussie

user378 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺

user402 and the kangaroos 🦘 🦘

y/n.piastri you beat me to the hard launch ☹️☹️

jacobelordi i’ll make it up to you :)

user4002 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

oscarpiastri i swear if you hurt her…

jacobelordi you’ll run me over with your race car

oscarpiastri bingo!

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y/n.piastri me and my mans 🤍💙

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user3 cute!!!

jacobelordi love you baby

y/n.piastri yeah yeah i love u too

user03 🤗🤗🤗

user77 an upgrade!!!!

user49 damn…..

user00 🇦🇺 🦘

user622 the flowers 😻😊

user08 i know!!! so cute!

oscarpiastri cute.

yourbsf CUTIES I LOVE LOVE 💗💗

y/n.piastri THANK YEWWW

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SWEETERLOVERS - sorry that took my so long to write 😭

[doki-doki-imagines]

Hey I like your writing! I’d like to request headcanons if you are still taking them? I follow you on a separate account, so that’s why I had the courage to ask this with anonymous off.

I was thinking of the men competing for the reader? It would be like: Raiden/Kung Lao, Kenshi/Johnny, Lin Kuei brothers are each other’s rivals and they do their own things to one up each other or to gain the reader’s favor more 😆

author note: Don't worry! Anyway you don't need to follow me to request something!🫡

Raiden vs Kung Lao: -Ohhh the sparks. No way Raiden will back down, and Lao knows it. -The fight for your heart starts now. -Their approaches are different. Raiden is all soft words and quiet dates (masked as friendly outing). Raiden bets everything on his sweet personality because he thinks he doesn't look good enough for you. -Lao is all for showing off his physique. Biceps always exposed, smiling more than usual to show off the dimples you seem to like so much (and also because Lao is just happier when next to you). -He has no doubt you can fall just for his amazing personality too, but you know, since he has such a great physique, it would be stupid not to use it. -Lao is like a peacock showing off his round tail, hoping to impress you. -Raiden doesn't show off, but he'll always pay when he takes you out to eat or will make you win bets on purpose. -His proud smile makes your knees go jello. -They won't play dirty tricks to each other because, after all, they are friends! -The choice is yours!

Johnny vs Kenshi: -Master rizzer vs Secret rizzer. -Johnny knows about his friend's crush on you, but doesn't mind. No way his introvert friend can woo you! -What he doesn't count is that his friend is an ex-yakuza, and as one, had to seduce people and get into their pants to steal information more than once. -And Kenshi was always successful. -Johnny doesn't mind fighting for your love; he fully believes you'll reciprocate his crush! -He is all sweet smiles and warm eyes gazing into yours. Johnny tries to show off every time you are near him. -Johnny asks you out daily, and sometimes you accept. His smile on those occasions could light up an entire mansion. -He acts like a big lazy cat. If you compliment him back, you can hear a purr blossoming from Johnny's chest. -Everyone can tell that he is wrapped around your fingers. -Kenshi is way more subtle but much more intense. -He'd share a meal with you under a blossoming tree in complete silence. -"I love spring. The flowers on the trees are beautiful." Kenshi would chuckle at your words. Then he'll grip your chin, his hand going so smoothly on it you almost forgot he is blind. "I'm sure it's a way to thank you for blessing them with your beauty every day." Kenshi says it so naturally that you believe him. No comeback goes through your brain. -He is gonna use all his knowledge to woo you. -He is there for you, but never clingy. Kenshi is all subtle touches that leave you hanging. You need to miss him. -Also more prone to talk down Johnny. Kenshi is a man with a mission and needs to brush away all the obstacles to reach his goal. -The tomcat or the sneaky ninja? Okay, maybe the comparison doesn't sound fair… -Welp! It's your choice!

Bi-Han vs Kuai Liang vs Tomas Vrbada: -Mortal Kombat begins now! With the difference that, this is really mortal. -Every day is a brawl. They try to bring the other down all the time. -When Liang thought he had to win just against Tomas, he was quieter. He still wants to conquer your heart, but he doesn't try to bring his brother down. -The same could be said of Tomas. He wants to win your heart fair and square, not spreading lies about his rival and brother. Simply making you fall for him. -But when they noticed how Bi-Han looks at you… -They both look at each other in the eyes, and realisation hit them both like a brick. -Bi-Han really doesn't care about them and will also try to brush his crush for you off. He is grandmaster he doesn't have time for foolish stuff like love. -But when Bi-Han noticed his brothers crush for you… now he absolutely wants you. -Oh, Liang stood you up? "Damn, I'm so sorry. Come with me! I'll pay for everything you want at Madame Bo!" Tomas replies, voice thrilling full of happiness. -If only you knew that Liang didn't arrive because somebody trapped him in the woods. -Tomas forgot about your birthday. "That fool only cares for himself. Take this. My gift for you." Bi-Han pushes it toward your chest, fake indifference dripping from his gestures. The "By Tomas" note carefully replaced with "By Bi-Han". -That ass of Bi-Han froze the walls of your house? Don't worry, dear Liang will help you out warming the house up. And if you don't mind, he'll embrace you "So at least you can warm up." His handsome face dangerously close to yours. -If only you knew Bi-Han and Liang bickered before and the pyromancer made sure for Bi-Han's attack to hit exactly your house… -They are like beasts always going at each other thorats. Sadly, this make them all grumpier. -If they keep going like this, you won't end up with either of them. -But if you are interested, move fast! Or the world will have fewer ninjas soon…

[fresanita]

Welp I am entirely too late to the party BUT I'm so invested in what you have going on so far!! So glad the fandom is waking up to the potential of Dadlastor with Angel ^v^

I'm rlly sorry for how LATE my response for this is!!!!😓💔 My minds been tossing out other reminders in order to recall new ones😔.

Anyways I wanted to mention that I actually got interested in Dadlastor bc I bumped into your fic where Angel is Alastors biological child! I read the tags, and my mind went BONKERS at the ideas flashing my mind, so thank you for essentially introducing the dynamic to me!🫡🫂 I was already into parental yandere fics from other Fandoms, but never though I'd see a similar dynamic in the Hazbin hotel fandom🤭!!

I rlly love yandere fathers, something about them just makes my heart squeeze (I LOVE PARENTAL DYNAMICS)!!! Anyways, thank you for the support to my little comic; I'm so glad to see some others enjoying it too, I love it when I get comments🙂🫶!

Anyways, here's a VERY OLD doodle I did of parental alastor w angel Dust turned into a child. It's an old fic idea of mine that's still in the dusty drafts😮‍💨.

In this one, he's still meek and quiet since his dad was a rather stern man; smack the mouths when they say irrelevant things, so he might as well not say much at all🫡! The main point of the fic is to point out that Alastor is NOT fit for raising a child in regards to their emotional needs, but that's fixed later on through trial and error😉! I still love how tiny Angel Dust looks (MY BABY, MY BABYYYYY, UR MY BABY SAY IT TO ME-). Alastors supporting his back so he doesn't fall,,,Family Photo!🫶 sorry for how blurry it is, I usually draw small on the canvas🫥

[cheerstotheelites-if]

Small-ish update report thing

Welp plotting out the rest of Chapter 1 in bullet form is both helpful and making me happier to finally figure out the story properly. 😭

Though at the same time I have to rework the pinned post again, fix up the summary, and remove some side characters that aren't needed and add some that are and update the RO appearances post and art when I have the time to do digital art again. 🧍

It will be worth it though when it happens (the art especially). 🫡

Y'all want another RO to smooch? Because unfortunately for me, this RO potential popped up and struck me in the face while I was planning Chapter 1's plot beats. 🗿

I know some of you out there would like that because we already got:

Idol/Queen Bee & admirer; academic rivals (Fleur)

Crush/besties to lovers; boy next door (Weylyn)

Popular girl & loner; "Please, don't leave me to my demons." (Zephyrine)

Bad boy & good [gender]; "I can fix him." (Eliseo)

Strangers to lovers; "I want to figure you out like a cadaver on my autopsy table" (Cooper)

Unwavering loyalty; "Until death do us part and heaven smites us to ashes." (Ophelia)

And another wouldn't hurt.

This new RO will bring in some Forbidden Romance™️ (and/or enemies to lovers. Still on the fence about which); "Save me from the hell that I linger in." dynamic because this man grew up in a place he does not want to be in anymore, so it's your choice to help him get out of there (and also help him tear down some of the habits and prejudices that have been taught/ingrained to him). And, you know, kiss his cheek and pet his head and tell him it's gonna be okay because you (and the RO's) are here to help him now. 😌🫴✨️

Anyway, that's all I got for now. I'll post the traditional art of his appearance somewhere within the week soon, so maybe look forward to that.

Feel free to ask about him too if you're curious about this lil guy.

- L

[annocke]

#artvsartist2024

End of the year so it's time for #artvsartist !!

A lot of stuff was happening this year, including in my artwork. I am happy with my work, I think i am having much healthier relationship with my own work - not being THAT MUCH self critical on my own art is definitely a big step! Let's just keep going and see what 2025 will be ✨ Thanks a lot and wish anyone reading this a good next year ✨🫶

And thank you @paula_korolowo for professional photoshoot! ❤️ I can finally show my face in little different way than simple selfies here! Welp, I am not showing my face much in here anyway, hah! Recommend to anyone who doesn't know how to act in front of camera (like me) or shy (like me too) to get photoshoot with good photographer, its toooootally different!! Love this photo smmmm 🫶🫶

Go check out her works, fully reccomend it 🫡💕

So yeah, Bye bye 2024

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[rallentando1011]

save me rise donatello save me-

anyway here’re a miniature bunch o’ Donnie sketches from the past few days (I lob drawing him in my outfits gah)

welp only two more AP exams left and then I’m more or less back baby 🫡

[atlantis-just-drowned]

hii!! can i get some nfsw pluto alphabet with a gn reader? loved your sfw alphavet :)

A/N: Hi hello Anon! Thank you so much for the kindness and patience! College is wayyyy more hard than I could have anticipated and uh yeah my life is weird also. Anyway, I have 2 other requests to answer after that, and then I'll see if I reopen my askbox. It'll probably depends of when I'll finish answering to everyone, and how long I can keep it open before getting overwhelmed.

EDIT: I have now finished correcting all of my mistakes 🫡 If you spot any, no you didn't.

NSFW alphabet with Pluto

Masterlist

A= Aftercare (what they’re like after the act)

Pluto usually needs a while to recover before his body can function again. I'm thinking, laying on his back trying to take deep breaths while looking around with a tired look. Also super cuddly. Like, the moment he's able to move again, he's wrapping himself around you and keeping you against him. He just likes the feeling of being close to you. Resting his head on your chest or nuzzling in the crook of your neck while you both calm down.

B= Body part (favorite body part their own or their lovers)

Ough. Realistically, I'm not sure this man really views any part of his body as good or attractive, but if I had to make him pick one I'd say his hands/arms. Pluto's canonically pretty strong and I think that's something he could (or welp, should) be quite proud of, even if he doesn't use it on you often, the thought of having the strength necessary to pin or move you around does make him feel warmer.

As for his favourite parts of your body, I'd say your waist, hips and/or ass. You can't get out of my mind that he likes holding on desperately to your waist or hips, or grabbing at your ass. Even when you're just cuddling or sleeping together he can't help but rest his hands there and occasionally squeeze.

C= Cum (anything that has to do with it)

Pluto would probably pass out watching you taste his cum. Don't ask me why I believe that because in all honesty, I have no clue either. Just the idea of you swallowing his seeds or licking it off of your fingers would probably make him so hard he'd get dizzy. It doesn't matter how exhausted he felt, he'll probably be turning into putty in your hands, bucking and whining needily all over again if you make a show of sticking your tongue out before gulping down.

D= Dirty secret (Pretty self explanatory)

Before you two were even dating, the poor man had to excuse himself to take care of not-so-innocent matters more than once thanks to you. It could be caused by anything: an unexpected praise that particularly got to him, or even the smallest of touches if you rested a hand on the small of his back or on his side, or if you hugged him from behind with your fingers grazing on his chest innocently... Yeah, literally the littlest things. He felt so ashamed every time, pulling away abruptly and hiding himself in his big ass coat, tensed and flustered beyond belief as he made up an excuse to leave or go to the bathrooms. The idea of you potentially finding out about this whole deal made him so anxious he almost felt physically in pain just thinking about it for too long.

E= Experience (do they know what they’re doing)

Oh boy. He has no idea what he's doing. I think I already mentioned it in a previous headcanon request, but between the crippling anxiety and trying to survive in an abusive household, I'm pretty sure Pluto is a virgin and barely ever interacted with anyone he found attractive without having a heart attack. Sex ed wasn't really a thing either at that time so. Yeah. I wouldn't even be surprised if he had some crazy misconceptions about sex, reproduction etc. Someone give this man a biology class.

F= Favorite position

Any position where he can hold you. The closer you are to him the happier he is. I think I already talked about that before too but really this man needs to be able to grab at you - any part of you - at any time while doing the deeds. You'll probably earn a few bruises on your back, hips, arms or thighs because of him, 'cause oh yeah by the way, he grips you hard. Every time. Probably wouldn't be a huge fan of bottoming doggy style because of said reasons.

G= Goofy (how serious are they)

AUGH Pluto can't goof around for the life of him. Especially when you two first start getting more intimate, partly because he's so anxious that he'll completely back off and hide away if he says a single word "wrong" (in his mind). But even just generally he's not the type to throw jokes and puns. He won't mind if you do tho, might even let out a small laugh and call you a clown, affectionately. It does help him deescalate the pressure and anxiety building in his head, so he's grateful anyway.

H= Hair (grooming habits)

When I first started writing this, I was going with the "meh men's standards from his time period was probably something along the lines of "the hairier the better"" mindset, but fun fact! Upon further researches, it appears that the early 20th century was the beginning of a new shaving standard! Somewhere along the 1900s, being cleen-shaven started being seen as more fashionable for men, and this trend went on for more or less the whole century, sooooo... We got groomed Pluto I guess. Didn't really expect that either but history surprises us sometimes.

I= Intimacy (in the moment romantic or rough/dirty)

I believe with all my heart in Hopeless Romantic Pluto™️. This man is so gentle and soft it's almost painful to watch. He does enjoy you playing dirty or being a little rough on him from time to time, but I'm dead serious on the fact that he himself can't go rough on you even if his life depended on it. Seeing you wrecked and sobbing because of him turns him off more than anything, he just can't enjoy doing that to you.

J= Jack off (do they masturbate and how often)

I don't think it's a particularly rare occurrence for Pluto to jack himself off, most of the time because of pent up tension. As I said before, even pre-dating he had his fair amount of incidents around you that he had to take care of, but even outside of those, there's just little things that you do every day that requires some ✨Alone Time✨ for him to process. Most of the time you don't even realise what you're doing to him, and in all honesty it just kills him even more.

K= Kink (kinks what they like possibly unusual)

I feel like at this point mentioning the praise kink is starting to get old so listen. What if I told you I can totally see him having a thing for breathing your scent from your underwear and/or literally any of your clothes? Do you see the vision??? Before you two get to actually doing the deeds it's more of a "taking baby steps before the Real Thing™️" kind of situation in his mind, but by the time you actually had sex it became kind of a habit he can't get rid of. It's like, even if you're not here with him at the moment, he has a little piece of you. Poor man can't help himself.

L= Location (where they like to get it on)

A well-closed bedroom is certainly Pluto's favored environment, mostly because the thought of being seen in that kind of vulnerable state makes him feel uneasy. That is unless the two of you are way too far from the dormitories, and too impatient to travel all the way there. In this kind of scenario, a dim closet will be more than enough for both of you.

M= Motivation (things that makes them tick/turn ons)

I think you guys are going to get tired of me repeating how touch-sensitive this man is. Especially your touch. Having your hands on his body, your attention on him, could probably make him collapse on the spot. It's the way you can be so affectionate with your touch that turns him into jelly above anything else. Also, your voice. If you're taking even a slightly sultry tone to tease him he'll be dead on the spot, losing his cool completely in an instant.

N= No (turnoffs or absolutely won’t do)

Public spaces would be a huge nope, we all know Pluto is made at 80% of anxiety and I believe no matter how much he's yearning for you, the idea of being caught in that kind of situation would straight up stop him from enjoying himself at all. Otherwise, as I've mentioned before he absolutely refuses to go rough on you because seeing you broken and crying because of him stresses him out more than anything, and of course, any kind of breathplay is absolutely out of the way.

O= Oral (receiving or giving and how skillful they are)

This man turns into a whimpering mess the second you put your mouth around him, you cannot convince me otherwise. Don't let him stand up while you're blowing him off, because he will lose his balance alarmingly quickly. When it comes to giving orals, it will probably take a while for Pluto to learn not to let his nervousness get in the way, but once he's past that, his determination to please you will fill in the flaws of his technique. I'd say a good 7.5/10 once he's sufficiently used to it.

P= Pace (how fast they are and how long they last in bed)

Oh my, did I mention how gentle Pluto is with you? Yes? Good, because I've got news for you. We all know he prefers you to set the pace, but if he's in charge? He's absolutely the type to fuck you infuriatingly slowly. All the magic resides in the fact that he brings a sense of gentleness and intimacy that would probably make you lose it on its own, and the fact that he will always make sure to touch all the places that make you feel good. He just needs to take his time to make sure he's doing everything right, and enjoy your presence as well.

Q= Quickie (do they prefer fast and hard)

Pluto absolutely prefers to take his time with you as I said before. I do think he views sex as a very intimate and vulnerable thing, and making sure the two of you are fully satisfied afterwards is very important to him. That being said, there are moments where the tension between you two is just too strong to be pushed aside and dealt with later on, and he'll gladly let you take him to the nearest hidden closet and fuck him senselessly.

R= Risk (do they like to try new things)

Given his lack of experience, I do think he would be open to trying things out, mostly because he has probably no idea of what would work for him and is trying to figure it out along with you. He does get anxious easily tho, and probably will need reassurance before introducing anything new to him. The only risk he won't ever take is having sex with you in public settings, for aforementioned reasons.

S= Stamina (how many times they can go and how long each round lasts)

Depends which one of you is in control. If Pluto's the one in charge, he probably won't be able to go for more than a round, maybe a second (difficulty) with enough encouragement. If you're on top tho, you can manage to make him last 3 rounds, maybe even get a 4th out of him before he completely collapses. Tho, his rounds dont last as long when you're in charge compared to when he's on top, because you know exactly what buttons to push to make him relax and lose it completely.

T= Toys (are they game for using sex toys on themselves or lovers)

I don't think Pluto would be one to use toys on you, mostly because he prefers to serve and please you by himself - the boost of confidence from being able to make you feel good with just his body is all he needs. However, I don't think he would be against the idea of you using toys on him, if you wanted to. He'd probably be a bit hesitant or anxious at first, but with the extra comfort and reassurance, he'd definitely relax and let you do whatever you have in mind.

U= Unfair (how do they tease or do they enjoy suspense themselves)

I don't know what you expect me to say by that point but I might surprise you by telling you Pluto absolutely does tease. It's rare, because this man being on charge in itself is a rare sighting, but if he does end up on top, he'll absolutely tease you in the gentlest most lovestruck way possible. He thinks you sound adorable when you're pretending to pout and beg him to please stop going so slow, he can't help but smile at how much you want him just like he wants you.

On the other hand, he's so quick to lose control when being teased it's almost embarrassing to him. He snaps from the frustration so easily you just can't get enough of it. He'll forgive you every time as long as you make up for him right after that.

V= Volume (are they loud, what sounds, and do they talk)

I've already already talked about it before, but Pluto is certainly noisy, albeit not loud. He does make a lot of sounds - moans, groans, whines, you name it - he just learned to keep them at a minimum volume, and it kind of stuck with him over time. He absolutely speaks too, whether it's begging, thanks, your name, or "I love you"'s... as well as little "feels so good" and "right here", whatever words his brain can form go straight out of his mouth without being processed.

W= Wild card (random sincannon of any sort)

X= X-ray (what’s down below in dem pants)

He'll never admit it to you, but one time before you started dating, you left your coat in his room, and it didn't leave his face while he took care of himself to the point he almost passed out. He checked said coat so many times before giving it back to you it was almost ridiculous, because he was so scared of you finding out.

Please note that this request had me googling insane shit like "average size of a penis in the United Kingdom" (the answer is 13.13cm if you were curious). That being said, I do think Pluto is pretty average in terms of size despite being kind of anxious about it. As in, he's a generally small man and has spent years thinking he was probably way smaller down there than the average. I just find the idea of him thinking most men have like, 25cm cocks, absolutely hilarious. I need it written down somewhere that I headcanon the Maze trio to have some sort of conversation about sexuality at some point and Duke being the only one with a semblance of sex knowledge (because let's be honest, he has the vibes of a libertine bisexual icon) is face-palming at the two others the entire time. Anyway. I'm rambling. Otherwise I'd say Pluto's pretty pale with a bit more colour at the tip.

Y= Yearning (sexdrive level)

Z= Zzzz (do they sleep after if so how quickly after)

This one is a bit more complicated. It's not that he doesn't have any libido, but between the constant hypervigilance and everything going on at the academy, he doesn't really give time and energy to his sex life. He doesn't feel like he needs it at all and most of the time, he thinks there's much more important matters to think about than his own desires. That's also part of why I think your touch is one of the things that turn him on to an insane level. It forces him to focus on what his body is feeling, rather than the constant racing thoughts clogging his mind. And he's very much not used to acknowledging that.

Pluto tries his best not to fall asleep before making sure you've got all the aftercare you needed and you're cuddled close to him. He wants to make sure you're fine and aren't missing anything for your comfort!! Even exhausted, dazed and unable to move, he keeps trying to push his body up and asking if you're sure you don't need anything else. You quite literally have to tuck him in your arms and command him to rest before he can go to sleep reassured.

[pikahlua]

I'm not sure I'm entirely convinced but smashing theory as usual pika 🫡✨️ Is it okay if I ramble about a few misgivings I have? It's a long one, sorry! but there are multiple points I want to mention as assisting ideas

First, I still think that a 1v1 setting battle seems likelier than a 2v2 (bkdk duo vs shigAFO) - since we already had a bkdk duo in the movie ending, and Hori *did* say after that he had a different thing in mind for the actual ending (which I'm not sure should be a classic shounen "Battle of The End" actually, but wth we have been in this war fo so long now? More than a year! it may as well "end" in its conclusion ig). In which case I think we'd agree that 1-to-1 pvps would very likely feature Izuku & Shigaraki and Katsuki & AFO. Speaking of which: I also still think kacchan parallels and juxtaposes moreso with AFO than Shigaraki, so it might make more sense for him to "inherit" AM's struggle in this way, as a battle with the "Big Bad" AFO - not to mention it'd be another extremely cool twist to have the boy who ended AM save him by winning the fight, imo. I'm not sure how much of that metaphorical oomph would transfer to him fighting with "Stray Lamb" Shigaraki/Tenko...

In any case lots of people seem to support the 2v2 option. I understand that the most popular cases are: Katsuki "saving" Tenko by "winning" the fight. Izuku "winning" the battle with AFO to "save" the world. But then, I think the story'd be disregarding Izuku's wish to save Tenko, first spoken of in the vestige realm, which I don't believe is quite likely. We had so many breadcrumbs leading up to Izuku asking "Is Tenko still there?", so I still think a 1v1 and Izuku vs Tenko would make more sense.

I suppose people still want to see Katsuki's "save to win" in this final battle? He has always been a character that has struggled and fought internally with himself foremost - contrasting the mostly external opposition and fights that matured or broke other character's beliefs/ideals. Katsuki is destined to "Win Over His Self", yes? I'd argue he already has done that, (nailed it actually, right in the kokoro) 🎯 😅 which is why I don't really think he has to show it again, that he has learned to "win by saving/save to win". Which is another readon why I think a showdown with Tenko is kinda unnecessary

Meanwhile, I'd argue we haven't seen Izuku's "save by winning/win to save" quite yet, not with Katsuki's grandeur, in any case. I'd argue he finally has the opportunity to do this with Tenko's fight. And I'd think that since OFA is now a "power to save" rather than a power "to defeat AFO", (after class A's intervention and welcome intrusion into that), and since I think Izuku might be the one doing the "saving" for Tenko, it'd make sense for all of OFA's vestiges to bear witness to that "saving", to their "new purpose", if you will, and I think AM's vestige should be included in that if he's truly a part of OFA.

.... If, by chance he's a different component to OFA, like maybe something that serves only as a power maximizing "coefficient" rather than a full blown "variable" in OFA's power "equation"? Then yeah, him leaving OFA might make Izuku slightly less powerful but would make more sense in terms of Katsuki's arc so far. After this battle I doubt Izuku is gonna need that power excess anyway. It'd also make sure he can't become the Symbol of Peace powerhouse on his own and let him play on a more equal field with his peers, which is best fir his sacrificing mentality. And I do think that Katsuki could do with at least the "gaze" and "support" of the mentor Izuku has had 95% of to himself so far...

Welp, that's that! Sorry I even went into a math analogy there 😳 If you've read so far thanks for bearing with me!!!

((This complete thing is utter shit if AM actually won against AFO btw))

I like you. I like your thought process. I like your courtesy in explaining yourself even when we disagree. I want to emphasize all of that because I think your essay here is WORTHY of being challenged. Or rather perhaps it's that I want you to challenge my thoughts, which I hope are also worthy.

(And please bear with me here, my brain fog is rearing its ugly head today.)

1. The problem with 1v1s:

Let me step away from the predictions for a moment with this point. Will Horikoshi ultimately go with a 1v1? He could. I actually have no way of knowing. But I would like to explain why I think it would be a mistake for him to do so. This has nothing to do with Heroes Rising and everything to do with the MHA manga canon.

MHA the story has spent so. much. time. emphasizing how necessary teamwork is, how going alone is not feasible, how everyone has limits. It's not just a platitude it throws around occasionally because it has to. Entire arcs are structured around this idea. Hell, trimesters and curricula in-universe are built upon this lesson. And the story is called "My Hero Academia." How is this a story about Izuku's hero academia if the primary lesson his hero academia taught him gets eschewed at the end? What was ultimately learned if not this?

For Horikoshi to turn his back on this moral, for Horikoshi to go with the standard shounen formula ending when he has famously twisted such tropes in the past, would be to betray his entire story. This story about how society has perverted the ideas of heroes and villains to avoid personal responsibility and stifle social progress ONLY to see the light and view heroes and villains as humans DEPENDS on exalting the virtues of cooperation, of empathizing with one's fellow humans, of desiring everyone to come together, and of contributing to that goal as a piece of the whole. No one is alone. There is always hope. And people are given that hope by having it ignited in their hearts by others (by the symbol of All Might, in many cases).

Remember, "this is the story of how we all became the greatest heroes."

And I do believe Horikoshi wants to maintain this moral as best he can. This final arc has showcased that. Even in the battles we've seen concluded now, while the primary focus may have been on one person's conviction (Shouji's, Mina's, Shouto's, Ochako's), that conviction was backed up and magnified by another person (Kouda, Kirishima, Iida, Tsuyu). And you'll note that some "fought" and some did not. Some played supporting roles or contributed with non-combat assistance (speed or negotiation, perhaps). So at the very, very least, if we end on a 1v1 fight between Izuku and Tomura, Katsuki must support Izuku's conviction to save Tenko in some vital way that tips the scales in Izuku's favor.

The question is, has this already happened?

One might argue it has, that Katsuki's death and the efforts by others to save him have had a clear effect on Tomura. Katsuki's death was the catalyst that allowed Tenko to swallow AFO's ego and regain control of himself.

But we could also argue that, while this potentially contributes to Tenko's salvation, it is NOT an example of Katsuki sharing in Izuku's conviction (that of saving villains). And I argue that this much is a REQUIREMENT.

That said, there MAY be another example that could be construed as Katsuki sharing in Izuku's conviction.

We REALLY don't talk about chapter 358 enough. It may turn out to be a crucial hint about how future events play out.

That said, it's debatable on whether this is truly the same conviction Izuku professes or if it's just the lesson Katsuki has learned, in which case...

Would that not beg for a moment where Izuku backs Katsuki's conviction up, too?

So, sure, you may get your 1v1, but I'm willing to bet there will be enough of Katsuki present in it to construe the "1v1" as otherwise :P

2. The idea that Katsuki parallels AFO more than he does Shigaraki:

At the risk of sounding pedantic, I want to earnestly, powerfully emphasize the idea that this is not a competition: everyone parallels everyone. I have showcased many times how many ways in which Izuku and AFO parallel each other, it's not just Katsuki and Tomura.

But note how this is really possible with ANY TWO CHARACTERS in the whole series. They all parallel each other. It's because everyone's learning the same lessons.

And parallels don't necessarily make for a good 1v1. I don't really think about the parallels that much in terms of setting up FIGHTS. Most "fights" in MHA are barely fights at all. They're conversations, arguments, debates, just sometimes with some action in the middle.

What I really expect from these parallels is a resolution. Some sort of reckoning. Anything at all really. Someone challenging someone, someone talking to someone, someone reaching out for someone. It doesn't matter who does what in most cases, because I expect all four to interact.

3. "I understand that the most popular cases are: Katsuki "saving" Tenko by "winning" the fight. Izuku "winning" the battle with AFO to "save" the world."

Yikes, are these really the most popular options? I hate them. I hate them so much. Can I offer some better ones?

What if Izuku fights Tomura long enough to subdue him and reaches Tenko's heart but can't physically reach out to save him, so Katsuki has to act as Izuku's extension to take Tomura's hand and save him?

What if Izuku fights to his last strength and saves Tomura (and maybe Baby AFO, who knows where that's going) but can't get all of them out of physical danger, so Katsuki is the one who gets them out?

Or maybe Izuku just can't save HIMSELF and Katsuki rescues him?

What if Katsuki reaches Tenko's heart through speech, through relating to him, and it disarms Tenko enough for Izuku to save him?

What if AFO and Izuku have a tug-o'-war over Tenko and Katsuki tips the scales? Or Katsuki AND All Might tip the scales?

What if Izuku fights Baby AFO (or it's something like another Dabi explosion situation) and Katsuki relates to AFO himself as a child and that disarms AFO enough for Izuku to save the day?

What if ANY of the above but add more Class 1-A and other villains to it? What if everyone holds hands to make a human chain to pull Tenko out of some AFO ego void and show him the world cares?

I can go on for days.

4. "We had so many breadcrumbs leading up to Izuku asking "Is Tenko still there?", so I still think a 1v1 and Izuku vs Tenko would make more sense."

But that's just it! Katsuki has breadcrumbs too!

It has been highlighted over and over and over again ad nauseam that Katsuki is a character who must become a hero who can see things from the villains' perspective and REACH OUT TO THEIR HEARTS. Katsuki even names Tomura as the person he intends to face down in the end!

(Of course, AFO fits the bill in many ways too. But like I said, I don't think it's gonna be clean-cut 1v1s, so there's opportunity for both Izuku and Katsuki to show what they're made of in this regard with BOTH villains.)

5. "Katsuki is destined to "Win Over His Self", yes? I'd argue he already has done that, (nailed it actually, right in the kokoro) 🎯 😅 which is why I don't really think he has to show it again, that he has learned to "win by saving/save to win"."

BUT HE DOES NEED TO SHOWCASE IT. OTHERWISE THIS IS JUST LIP SERVICE, BECAUSE NOTHING HAS HAPPENED SINCE HE SAID IT.

While you and I may believe he's already made it, Katsuki himself DOES NOT ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YET. He does not see himself as having surpassed All Might yet, and he believes that in order to do so he needs the help of others.

I mean, does it get louder than "Because saving people is how we win"????? He's set the terms for what his "win to save/save to win" looks like in the end!

6. "Meanwhile, I'd argue we haven't seen Izuku's "save by winning/win to save" quite yet, not with Katsuki's grandeur, in any case."

I mean this super genuinely because I think you need to consider it: How was Izuku's victory over Overhaul NOT this in your eyes?

I think you need to be able to answer that question if you want to make such a claim. I think you CAN make the claim, mind you, but anyone you talk to about this will point to this moment in canon as their first question for you to address.

Until you can answer it, I have to argue that both Izuku and Katsuki have displayed some version of their "win to save/save to win" pieces before, but they have to now apply those pieces to this war where the stakes are astronomically higher.

7. "…. If, by chance he's a different component to OFA, like maybe something that serves only as a power maximizing "coefficient" rather than a full blown "variable" in OFA's power "equation"?"

Kudos to you for the "if"! Yes, in my recent posts, I've been writing under the assumption that All Might's vestige is a piece of OFA. But I'm actually not fully convinced this is the case yet. Everything surrounding All Might's vestige is still very loosely defined and doesn't seem very final. I think it's totally possible there's a twist waiting for us in there.

And anon, I did receive your other messages.

8. "Speaking of which, if AM's vestige is in fact a power "coefficient" then its checks out that Kacchan would rise powered-up!! WTF It makes sense ?! 🥴"

Can I offer you an apotheosis in this trying time?

[tinyperson00]

My attempt at replicating the bsd style-

it’s a lot freaking harder than I thought ;-;

I’m not used to the skinny limbs save me 😭

anyway imma just go- *looks up at time* HOLY SHIT ITS ALMOST 1am- I GOT FRICKING SCHOOL AT 5:30am

WELP 🫡

I’m still not tired tho……. All nighter on a school night part 31?

[hp-hcs]

rebel girl — mlm! draco malfoy & wlw/nblw! reader

prompt #8 of the slytherin boys x reader thingy i made

8) Draco Malfoy + humor + Rebel Girl — Bikini Kill

i’m so sorry for whatever this is

unspecified pronouns, but written for wlw or nblw (or he/him lesbians <3)

❕platonic relationship❕

written in the same style as the mattheo one, cause y’all fuckin loved that (aka basically just crack with some vague semblance of a plot and a gratuitous amount of completely unnecessary emojis)

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Based on these lyrics from Bikini Kill’s Rebel Girl:

‘That girl thinks she's the queen of the neighborhood/ I got news for you, she is!/ They say that she's a dyke, but I know/ She is my best friend, yeah’

~~~

“honestly, it’s kind of pathetic that l/n and malfoy still think that no one knows they’re together”

^^ you overhear in one of your classes, being whispered under someone’s breath and followed by tittering laughter

you just kinda turn to look at draco with a ‘these bitches dumb as fuck’ look on your face

he’s already giving you the same look

“should we tell them?” you ask

“nah, let’s see if we can keep it up til the end of the year” 😌

shore malfoy, that’s a choice ig 🤨

anywhore, you guys decide to fuck with everyone

((excluding your friends who aren’t stupid))

and you go to the yule ball together

everyone’s just like “OMG HEADLINES CALL UP RITA SKEETER”

all of the adults chaperoning are like 🤨🤨🤨

half of your classmates are like “(🏳️‍🌈?)”

y'all dance together the whole night, literally unable to take yourselves seriously

then draco’s like “let’s kiss just to fuck with everyone”

brilliant plan, sir

anyways y’all do that, ig

mwah mwah 😘

your friends are like 🧍‍♀️“babe.”🧍‍♂️

welp guys stop asking you out after that cause they think you’re taken 🫡

…a win is a win 🤷

making out in the name of wlw/mlm solidarity, ig

y’all play the long con

you change your ringtone to girls by girl in red and sTILL NOBODY NOTICES

on the last day before winter break, you guys take the opportunity to have a huge dramatic ‘break up’ so you can be the center of all the juicy goss over the break 😌✨

you guys think it’s funny for like a week into the break, and then immediately forget about it

when you come back at the beginning of the semester, neither of you fuckin remember 🫥

you get a girlfriend (slay girlypop ✨)

draco gets a boyfriend (cough cough harry cough cough)

everybody’s like 🤨

anywhore, that’s the story of how you and draco both came out as gay 🏳️‍🌈

[shostakobitchh]

Welp, I've been needing a fic to reread anyway. I've been deliberately avoiding rereading this one because I really don't wanna read the letter burning scene again, but I'm giving in. I will find the mystery man, mark my words.

I think my favorite thing is that everyone (including me) is collectively traumatized by the letter burning scene.

If you can find Mystery Man, I will literally give you an award. I found the spot yesterday because you guys are giving me the itch to write about him and I have to fight it.

As a fun side note, we will see him before the end of PoA. I found a note in my outline where Ariel (briefly) sort of interacts but you're going to have to be really looking to know it's happening. So, there's a little easter egg.

🫡

[pineappical]

I definitely understand like not exactly 100% making it look like the actors, but picking a face mold that is closer to the actors face looks a little better in my opinion. There's a big difference between the standard like white blonde Barbie mold, and the one that they used for the collectible, Margot Robbie, Barbies from the new movie that you can buy.

I think you get halfway there it works but yeah, I just don't think the eyebrows in the mustache works on the standard Ken.

yeah 😔😔 welp! unless someone steps up to make good custom ones, theyre the barbies we have to deal with now 🫡 anyways,

same vibe