#welll not sorry

[himejoshiangels]

sorry for being a hater all of the time do you still like me

[gomi--neko]

Lawrence being a jigsaw apprentice makes Saw 3 extremely funny

[ganondoodle]

the company i work for decided that its switching from the german formal "You"(Sie) to the informal "you" (Du) in all of our websites so now we have to scour the entire database to change it and i quite frankly hate that, not just bc the unecessary extra work but especially bc its such a weird and unecessary change

i bet its bc everything here is getting englishfied (both literally and culturally it feels like, when my new boss talks its half in english bc every second german word is just replaced by an english one despite there being perfectly fine words for it in german too, its so annoying) and bc they want to sound more personal in hopes of getting more clients bc 'company is your fwiend uwu!!', i know this here is the amercian tm site so you wouldnt understand really but i do not want to be greeted with 'du' by companies, no, thats too personal, you dont know me and im not giving you my data, stay away!!

i guess thats how i would describe it .. the formal you is like a polite distance, like someone you dont know staying outside your personal space, but when its the informal 'you' it feels invasive unless i told you you can call me that, and that goes double for companies

maybe its a small thing that doesnt seem important but i cant stand it, im just a little part time worker doing data work so i got no say in it but the companies founder also announced hes giving his post to his kids some time ago so ...... since then theres been alot of changes and new projects that solely aim to imitate whats popular and whats done by other companies, despite ours being one that is, or used to be, intentionally different, like, that was the POINT, but i guess chasing trends is just too appealing for CEOs

[temtamtom]

Woe, a (small) Pietro design update be upon ye

[fear0phobia]

chimney had his heart stopped twice in 5×17

[saintstars]

Comfort (repost)

[buglaur]

daithí for the hairstyles meme. template cred

sorry for bein so late with it but thank you for tagging me a while ago @rainymoodlet!! this was really fun and now i’m horrifically attached to that ponytail look wow

[fauvester]

bridgerton s2 was SUCH a clayhoun slay. thots in tags

[kaoharu]

anyways i wish i could will myself to draw. bc i think arisu wld be so cute in either of these outfits 😢😢😢

[stale-wars]

Manifesting Rex in the Ashoka series

[nyan-koii]

I’m thinking of writing a seb/jenson fic where seb is like really really embarrassed during sex, like he can barely handle it because repression due to yada yada, Jenson then tries to help him by dirty talk, praise, encourage seb to make the first move etc

Idk if it should be a 5+1 thing (5 times Jenson made the first move 1 time seb did) or if I should just make Jenson really humiliating and poking fun at him which results in Sebastian wanting to crawl into himself ?

Idk if it should be like a 10k+ fic with plot and angst and all or just pure smut TwT

(Also, same person as sebmarkson anon lol!)

HIII SMS ANONNN i hope you're doing well 🥰 miss seeing you in my inbox but youre here and that matters !!

A sebson 5 + 1 FIC WITH VIRGIN SEB WHO IS SHY AND REPRESSED ABOUT HIMSELF AND FLIRTY JENSON WHO IS TRYING TO PUSH HIM OUT OF HIS SHELL???? 😳😳😳😳😳 i think you might just come here to drop the most insane fic idea ever in the sebson tag anon !!

Hmmm if i were to give my opinion, 5 + 1 fic is much better tbh!! It gives you the in depth of what theyre, what jenson is, doing to make sure seb is comfortable and plus much much more scenarios ! Sure a oneshot could work but writing it will be hard to connect the plot instead of doing drabbles and somehow links to one another ! But its just my humble opinion anon

Seb crying 🥺?? Seb crying because hes shy and he thinks that jenson will find him weird because of the kinks he has but jenson is all hard when seb tells him that?? Oughhh dear god i can see how the angst is working out on here. Jenson who genuinely loves seb and wants the best for him but seb who is hiding the real him away from the man he love in order to not make him feel disgusted when he sees the real seb. Gnawing ony my fist right now, im gonna think about this.

It can be a porn with plot fic ngl but i do love 5 + 1 fic more because its simple but also have many scenarios put together

I wonder how will seb react to jenson telling him that what he has is perfectly normal? Gosh seb would call him daddy in the smallest tiniest voice ever and jenson couldnt help but to coo and tell him to do it more. Seb trembling in excitement but also fear when hes getting blindfolded. Jenson humiliating seb when the boy makes the first move. My brain is exploding anon ggawhm... i need this rn.... im gonna think of it for the next few days

Sobby seb 🥺🥺 yea i get where youre coming from. Sobby seb is one of the cutest seb genre and needs to be paid more attention!!

And OMG ANON SHSHHSHSHSH HELP MEEE 🤣🤣dont worry, ur not alone i do it too. i wish i was mark webber too.... at the very least i wish i was the fly on the wall whenever sebmark is in the same room :(

[kc5rings]

Nian and Lava for the ask thing

Oh also Surtr and Nian I remember I've seen fanart of them on tumblr

Nian and Lava: 9

This one takes awhile to ramp up because Lava is pretty guarded about the things she likes for fear of being mocked, that’s something that comes up often in her profiles with regards to her outfits and Nian’s teasing nature means she’s slow to open up about it

But when she does? It’s all gas peddle all the way

Lava is a Domme who gets real into the roleplay, wether it’s the cruel interrogator or the Evil Empress she absolutely goes all in on the role and is willing to put in the work to make a scene go just right. Costumes, lighting, the works, she has a notebook with scene ideas written and sketched out that she guards with her life

Nian, for her part, is actually a shockingly good partner for these kinds of things. She’s the type to match the energy of her partner and has a well documented love of theatrics so will go just as hard into playing the insubordinate prisoner or cocky captured hero as Lava does in her roles. She’s even more than happy to create the gear or props from Lava’s designs because they are often a challenge to make actually work irl

This is a pairing I actually like quite a lot because the scenes between them might involve sex sure, and it’s great, but more than that it’s a fantastic creative outlet for them both, it’s art

When Lava really gets excited about an idea and Nian gets just as excited to try and make it work they feed into each other’s energy in a fantastic way

That does mean that outside of these manic planning sessions Nian loves to keep needling Lava when she can in hopes that Lava will make her pay for it later (and she does)

Lots of intense scenes, dramatic gear and outfits, probably some edgeplay in the form of knifeplay when things get real spicy. Lava often has to be the one to pump the brakes because Nian is often a little too enabling

Nian/Surtr: 3-4

Like I said just a bit ago, Nian tends to match energy with who she’s with and well, Surtr really is just here for the sex specifically. She’s a girl of simple needs and not an abundance of patience

Surtr can do lingerie, a collar etc just fine but she’d make it maybe ten minutes into a fancy rope tie or difficult to put on outfit before she just burns her way out to go find a vibrator or use her hand instead

So Nian rolls with that, things can get kind of rough since Nian being sturdy and specifically pretty fireproof means Surtr doesn’t need to hold back near as much as usual, but that’s about as far as it goes

[lugosis]

Hi I noticed your chimp on phones post and just wanted to let you know that those chimps were most likely stolen from their mothers in Africa and in order to steal the babies they would have to kill the mothers (bc the mothers would never let their babies go without a fight). The chimps in those photos were also probably most definitely abused. I think one of those photos is actually from the 70s show Lancelot link which literally had all their chimps on the show castrated and they lived miserable and troubled lives. I didn’t mean to be preachy but I just thought it would be good for you to know.

is-the-tumblr-users-post-of-a-vintage-animal-wearing-clothing-pic-cute:

tumblr user kieren lugosis has uploaded a series of vintage photos of monkeys using phones with the caption “conference call”. clearly because he thinks these photos from probably over 50 years ago are funny he is a proponent of animal abuse or just some fucking idiot.

RATING: NOT CUTE

[thedndgoblinwholivesinyourwalls]

Hii Lark I gotta say your feedback on the Paedaddies au has been really encouraging and always has me like 🥰🥰🥰

I’m glad you’re enjoying it so far and I really appreciate the kind words!!! TYVM

HIHIII!! ahshsj i was a bit worried i was going overboard with the feedback shdhdksj (as in worried it was too much) but i’m happy its not!!

Please know that au is in my head always since i miss paeden so much- i miss my boy guys- so that au is rrgrhshsjjdhd so cool!!

[prestonmonterey]

ok so like on one hand i know for sure that the reason i feel like all of my friends hate me is bc im not getting enough sleep

on the other hand i have to stay awake to chat with them to make sure they still like me (its not working)

anyways

um

im fine im definitely fine im always fine

[apertures-angel-archive]

weh i wish i could be more outgoing n stuff to get more Interaction but im so shy and scared and stupid and bad at talking and on TOP of that none of my f/os are "normal" f/os so it's like.... weh!