#well-damn-luke

[lilislegacy]

i’m just gonna come out and say it

if luke comes back in a future book, i hope percy is taller than him now.

[khickuwa]

to more tomorrows.

[amekeii]

Criminal Minds Characters as Cocktails pt.2

JASON GIDEON - ABSINTHE absinthe | sugar cube | cold water

ELLE GREENAWAY - SIDECAR cognac | triple sec | lemon juice | orange twist

ALEX BLAKE - CHERRY MANHATTAN rye whiskey | dry vermouth | angostura bitters | maraschino cherry juice

TARA LEWIS - SANGRIA red wine | licor 43 | havana rum | fruits

MATT SIMMONS - YOGURT SOJU lychee soju | yakult | sprite

LUKE ALVEZ - PENICILLINE scotch | honey ginger syrup | lemon juice | candied ginger

PART 1

[edge-oftheworld]

ik I rattle on about this too much but people love to assign blame when we see our faves get hurt. and im not saying romantic partners can’t cause trauma or anything like that but I genuinely think people overlook a really obvious thing we’ve seen time and again in literally every artist we listen to and we also have alluded to in lyrics like ‘a youth that was stolen and filled with mistakes’ basically all of 2011, and probably the most outright ‘I’ve been bought and sold’. guys it wasn’t the fans doing any of these things just cause we liked their music and kept them in a job or whatever, it’s the fact that the industry is a predatory capitalist machine that is at its current state no place for children, or anyone really. it’s that media outlets model the level of privacy breaches anyone in the public eye is allowed to have and GUESS WHAT? ALL OF THESE THINGS ARE AIDED BY LAWS, WHICH WE AS FANS AND THE PUBLIC HAVE A VOICE IN.

I’m not saying we can fix this overnight or it’s gonna be easy but I am saying that if enough people care about anything, someone is gonna have to listen at some point. like holy shit the amount of times we’ve seen luke in interviews just telling his story and how he’s got this experience he has to hold the gratitude and obvious trauma of concurrently and thought. he deserves so much better. they all do. so does chappell and so did the one direction guys and I could go on but my point is have I ever seen a protest or even a petition calling for privacy for artists, literally basic workers’ rights? for transparency among their team members and record labels that prevents the likes of scooter braun from ever doing anything he’s done? no. and before you say anything I don’t give a fuck how much they’re paid (which btw the way streaming services are now isn’t as glamorous as it used to be. soon this may end up being a middle class job and that’s fine as long as they have basic human rights, which they don’t). but anyway we can change that

[seaglassdinosaur]

Luke trying to turn Percy to his side after the plot was revealed is literally The Fix of the series. We’ve been saying ‘Luke burned his bridges too soon, he tried to kill Percy instead of letting him become disillusioned’ for YEARS.

Instead of trying to kill Percy, Luke flips to ‘join me, if you’re scared of the gods, you don’t need to be.’ And when that doesn’t work, he runs. Percy is the one who initiates battle, Luke is just trying to leave with the least amount of damage, physically and socially. Unfortunately he didn’t account for Annabeth’s cap and burned more bridges than he’d liked or planned for…

[dollypopup]

I think it's real obvious that if you actually like Colin you don't belong in the Polin fandom. y'all are all so ableist about him and think the absolute worst of him and a huge number of the posts and fics are romanticizing Penelope straight up abusing him

we should make a new tag because this one is NOT it

[yonemurishiroku]

Luke/and/or someone from the Kronos army reborn as Percy's child is so funny and tragic.

[there was one fan fiction in which Luke and Ethan Nakamura were reborn as twin daughters of Percy and Jason and it was so funny. it's a pity it was deleted].

There was a fic like that?! Damn I'd have read the hell out of it 😭😭😭

Btw wdym tragic? that's just funny. I find it utterly hilarious and I'd laugh about it as the fandom tears itself apart.

Also. You won't guess but there's literally a fic in which Luke reincarnates as Percy's adopted son!! 🙌 It's beautiful, problematic, angsty, hurtful, explicit, gut-wrenching, disturbing, and I'd would have it buried with me when I die. No shit. 😤😤😌

[detective-piplup]

yeah okay I’ll write a fic for the silly slay the princess au

[solomons-poison]

The boys' outfits from the Snowfallen Secrets event ❤️

[lynx-224]

“but they didn’t have luke say ‘sixty seconds percy’—” womp fucking womp

[katsu28]

just because he's cute doesn't mean he's good just because he's cute doesn't mean he's good

[olympus-bitch]

love it when people are like but luke castellan wasn’t a good person :// like congratulations for realising the guy who literally written as the main antagonist isn’t gonna act all morally upstanding. do you want a trophy? 

[starlooove]

Fuck WFA and all but those panels with Lucius would’ve been a GREAT moment to mention Orpheus 💔

[the-tenth-arcanum]

definitely watching this tonight or this weekend (available here until 21st July)

[renomonarch5058]

🍪🍪

In the Exchange Students Groupchat

MC: So i can either bake cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute

Luke: MC NO THATS NOT HOW YOU MAKE COOKIES

MC: FLOOR IT?

Simeon: MC NO

MC: HOW ABAOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

Luke: MC YOU ARE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN

MC: IM GONNA HARNESS THE FUCKING POWER OF THE DEVILDOMS NONEXISTENT SON TO MAKE COOKIES

Simeon: LANGUAGE

Luke: MC PLEASE

Solomon just looking at his D.D.D. just watching like

[ellearts]

I could write a list about all the current f1 drivers sad backstory, not even joking man