#well spoony :p

[victorluvsalice]

Happy Birthday Nebby!

@nebbychan -- As per your suggestion of doing something with your Modern AU takes on Dan and Kiya from MediEvil (specifically "Maybe the two chatting at a museum about their favorite time periods (Dan can brag about his minor degree in Medieval Studies and Kiya can do the same with her Egyptology studies)"), here's the pair at a museum, specifically chatting about Medieval European and Ancient Egyptian weaponry! Because, to be honest, the first things that popped into my head when thinking about the prompt were these two posts on wacky polearms by prokopetz. XD Hope you enjoy!

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“...and that one, right there? That’s a Bohemian Ear-Spoon.”

Kiya raised a suspicious eyebrow at him. “You are definitely making that one up.”

“Nope,” Dan told her with his biggest, toothiest grin. “Completely real. Check out the label.”

Kiya squinted at him, then turned her attention to the identification tag plastered to the case. A moment later, her eyes went wide. “What even,” she declared, standing up straight.

“I know!” Dan said, laughing. “And you know what? That thing is not nearly the weirdest polearm out there. I’ve seen one that looked like one of those fancy pointy spikes you see on top of churches with a blender attachment on the side.”

“Seriously? European weapons are bizarre,” was Kiya’s opinion on that. She glanced up at him. “So – did they tell you in uni why that one’s called an ‘Ear-Spoon’ of all things?”

“Oh, this is one of those weird ones where the original name doesn’t translate well to English,” Dan explained. “But most people think it’s ‘cause they call those two triangular bits forming the guard the ‘ears.’”

“Ah – well, that’s better than what I originally thought.”

Dan tilted his head. “Do I want to know?”

Kiya made a motion like she was jamming something into her ear while pulling a face. “I think you can guess.”

Dan grimaced, his very teeth seeming to flex with the motion. “Yeah...kind of prefer to avoid that kind of ear-spooning,” he said, absently brushing his bangs a little more over his eye patch.

Kiya winced. “Yeah, I – sorry, I didn’t mean to–”

“No, no, it’s fine!” Dan assured her, holding up his hands with an awkward grin. “Shit happens, you know? It’s not a big deal or anything. I definitely don’t want it spoiling our date.”

“Me either.” Kiya took one of his hands, smiling warmly. “I’m having a really good time. I didn’t expect learning about the fifty million polearms Medieval Europe invented would be so interesting.”

Dan snorted. “Well, I gotta make sure someone other than me gets some use out of my minor,” he said, smile much more genuine now. “And it is pretty neat that they came up with so many different variations. You wouldn’t think there would be that many ways to change up ‘sharp pointy metal bit on stick.’” He regarded Kiya curiously. “You get anything like that with Ancient Egyptian weaponry?”

“Not really – Ancient Egypt honestly had something of a problem making any effective weapons until the New Kingdom period,” Kiya said, slipping into “curator” mode. “And even then, they mainly advanced because they’d been conquered by the Hyksos – foreign rulers who slipped into power while the main Egyptian dynasty was crumbling – and they were able to pilfer a lot of knowledge of arms off them before they drove them out.”

“Yeah? Like what?”

“Mainly, using bronze tips on their spears to help them hold an edge better and longer,” Kiya said with a little chuckle. “Though they also created the javelin in that time, and they used that to pretty great effect in their later campaigns. Honestly, though, my favorite Egyptian weapon from that time period is the Khopesh.”

“Oh?” Dan leaned in, intrigued. “What’s that? Guessing not a spear?”

“Nope – a large curved sword that looks something like a sickle,” Kiya told him, grinning. “Only with the sharp edge on the outside. Pharaohs from that time period are often depicted wielding it because it was known as a very dangerous and powerful weapon – one more than fit for a king.” She giggled. “And like your Ear-Spoon, the name might come from a body part – some scholars believe it was derived from the Egyptian word for ‘leg’ because it looks vaguely like a haunch of beef.”

Dan laughed. “That’s great!” He looked around the room. “You think they might have one of those here? I know they’ve got an Egyptian exhibit...”

Kiya linked her arm through his, face bright. “Let’s go and find out.”

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Bohemian Ear-Spoon On Wikipedia

Ancient Egyptian Weapons: The Evolution of Warfare

Khopesh On Wikipedia

[ordinarily-unordinary]

Well Hello there!

Hi! You can call me Alexander, but Alex, Andy, Xander, Al, any variation/nickname of that is fine. Here's a bit about me • ISTP • Minor (no you don't get to know my actual age) • Slytherin • Pianist • Gender crisising • Aroace • Fandoms: Osemanverse, Riordanverse, Marauders, WTNV, TMA/TMP, Hamilton, Heathers, RWRB, etc. • Music artists: Maneskin, ABBA, Asking Alexandria, David Bowie, Queen, MCR, The Beatles, The Front Bottoms, PTV, TV girl, Chappel roan, Korn, P!ATD, more that I can't remember to put at the moment. • Autism • Spoonie (Chronic Migraines + wtv the frickle frackle is making my knees collapse at random) • Greek Mythology Special Interest • Anxiety • Pagan (Hellenic) So that's a bit abt me! this blog is mostly gonna be for fun, random shit I guess. anyways, have a great rest of your... night or day or whatever time you see this If u know me irl shhhh no u don't.... -Follows from @i-is-a-vampire

[ladyimaginarium]

Okay so I'm& revitalizing this again.

Hi, my& name's Arcana& / Angel&, and I& am the core / host / singletsona of The Imaginarians Galaxy. If you want to help support a local queer, trans, nonbinary, genderfluid, intersex, mspec, aspec, autistic, disabled, neurodivergent, hoh, chronically ill, psychotic spoonie witch two spirited mixed native and ashkenazi jewish bodied multigenic DID system who's an aspiring activist, fashion model, voice & film actrex, ASMRtist, youtuber/vtuber, polyglot & writer, it'd be greatly appreciated.

This month is Pride Month & Indigenous History Month so please support our indigenous turtle island communities, know who's land you're on and support queer indigenous turtle islander creators, & on top of that, July 13th is also my& birthday & July is also Disability Pride Month & Queer Wrath Month !! I& just find it's funny how white queers get all this support & clout, but the minute a queer Native Jew asks for any kind of mutual assistance, it's like cricket noises, but anyway, here I& go again, I'm& putting out these links just in case someone actually does wanna help out because it's only right to do so being an indigenous queer two spirited bodied system, after all.

If you're white, you can think of this as paying reparations for us& for dealing with antinative racism, antisemitism, ableism, sanism, pluralphobia, psyism, audism, homophobia, biphobia, transphobia, multitransphobia, aphobia, exorsexism, intersexism and the ongoing colonization of my& people and fighting on the behalf of the indigenous, queer and plural communities on here while for any POC reading this, you can think of this as extending your solidarity with us&, so after I& spent a lot of blood sweats and tears into what i& do, I'm& finally asking something that would benefit me& for a change, even like 10$ could help, but even if you still can't for whatever reason, please spread the word out to help us& live easier as a disabled, neurodivergent mixed native system in this ableist & racist world.

Donate To Our& P*yP*l

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So far these are the best ways to support us&. Information on commissions, booking tarot readings with me& as well as sensitivity reader information will be available in a reblog eventually.

We& didn't have a great childhood growing up as we& were abused for a decade & we& weren't taught many lifeskills so we're& still learning from the gate. Even though we aren't in a life threatening emergency, I'm& generally not in the right financial space to spend a lot & buying my& own shit because I'm& Saving Up™ for a lot of things, including the possibility of me& moving to my& first ever apartment next year & my& future service dog & I& cannot work due to my& multiple disabilities, & I& can't stand up for long periods of time without feeling exhausted & just being an overall madcripple, so whatever you do, it'd be greatly appreciated, especially if you like our& content.

Remember, reblogs > likes!

[serenebutterfly]

I recently came across this quote on #Twitter and thought that it just brilliantly summed up the experience of living with #chronicillness perfectly. Because although there are good days, sometimes even wonderful days - pain and illness are still there, still a part of that memory and experience. In my experience, there is never a day when pain or the #symptoms of the #neurologicaldisorder I live with are not there; it is my full-time job, just one where I never have a break or a holiday entitlement, and which I work 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. This illness and these symptoms have now been a part of my life for so long, I can no longer recall what it felt like when they weren't there, or what it feels like to feel healthy, what it feels like to feel well. #spoonie #chronicpain #chroniclife #chronicallyill #invisibleillness #spoonielife #chronicillnessblogger #chronicallyillblogger #spooniecommunity #neisvoid #wherethetiredgirlsare #chronicillnesswarrior #chronicpainwarrior #chronicpainblogger #fnd #functionalneurologicaldisorder #fndaware #voices4fnd https://www.instagram.com/p/CqIM1NLtGp2/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[venusmantrapmodel]

Low energy day today, coupled with a restless and demanding old basset girl. It translates to dozing/resting being interrupted every few hours by my girl demanding something or another 🐶 - to go out, more food, lifting on the bed... and the poor younger pup always gets up to go with her and then just sits all groggy for a few moments. I feel you little one, I feel you 😅😴 Do you have pets? Do they have you well trained? 😁 Blouse and from @scarletdarkness_official Harness from @uchronictime Photo by VBstills #witchstyle #witchaesthetic #cottagecore #spoonie #darkacademia #goth #gothicgirl #gothsofinstagram (at Zagreb, Croatia) https://www.instagram.com/p/CpsgjqboHyN/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[myositisandme]

"A chronic illness is not a life sentence. One can learn to live well despite it. But first, one must learn to live with it." Paul J. Donaghue & Mary E. Siegel, Sick and Tired of Feeling Sick and Tired: Living with Invisible Chronic Illness. #quotes #bookstagram #motivation #chronicillness #sickandtired #selfhelp #mentalhealth #book #life #living #invisibleillness #truedat #motivationalquotes #livewell #learn #myositis #myositiswarrior #spoonie #zebra #antisynthetasesyndrome #autoimmunedisease #raredisease #interstitiallungdisease #raynaudsphenomenon #mechanicshands #health https://www.instagram.com/p/CpgKH00PYHp/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[megpie]

"I am old, Gandalf. I don't look it, but I am beginning to feel it in my heart of hearts. Well-preserved indeed! Why, I feel all thin, sort of stretched, if you know what I mean: like butter that has been scraped over too much bread. That can't be right. I need a change, or something." -- #jrrtolkien #tolkien #LOTR #lordoftherings #bilbobaggins #gandalf #weary #tiredasamother #tiredselfie #anxietyanddepression #anxietybelike #overthinker #overwhelmed #anxiousmind #chronicillnesslife #chronicpain #chronicallyill #spoonie #thespooniesisterhood #spoonieselfie #spoonies #quoteslover https://www.instagram.com/p/Co8WPxyviQn/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[brooksmeatswift]

𝓜.𝓔. 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 . do not mix well at times. But I have come to terms with that and doing the best I can . It means trying to pick your battles, which is sometimes hard when you have to get them out of the door and at school/nursery on time and you already have a handicap . I do have my moments where I think ‘why!?’ But if they want breakfast in my bed with their tablets, we’ll why not… . They did this morning and actually, we got out of the door earlier than when they go down to the dining room 🤦‍♂️😂 . In other news, the girls love making dens, still dancing to Encanto and after 9 months or so of back and forth; I was awarded PIP which will be a massive help considering the childcare cost and help we need whilst I’m unable to look after them all day . It gives that bit of help so I can rest and know that Attie is developing too - after all, we want her to be able to have social time considering she was born in lockdown . And for me, rest is the hardest thing as it means full period of no noise, no light, no anything really, to give me a little energy for when the little buggalugses get home . . . #ME #CFS #Relapse #PostExertionalMalaise #PEM #spoonies #spoonieandparenting #spoonieparent #papaandrory #andattietoo #dontforgetmama #berkshiredaddies #chronicillness #warrior #millionsmissing #invisibleillness #spoontheory #decodeme #decodemestudy #butyoudontlooksick #ouch #aches #pains #dizzy #sensitivity #brainfog #myalgicencephalomyelitis #myalgicencephalomyelitisawareness #pwME (at Windsor, Berkshire) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cno89OGMklh/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[flintbian]

Me on one blog: mental breakdown, very upset and sobbing (in real life too)

Me on this blog: haha jousting

[thechaoticbookwyrm]

Most people think of getting sick as a part of life. You get sick, you go to the doctor, take your medicine, and like “magic” you get better, and afterwards you go on with your life as if nothing happened. Those few sleepless nights with stuffed noses, stomach aches, and body pain are nothing compared to the long, healthy life that most of them will live. ☆ That’s the funny thing about chronic pain and chronic illness. You’re healthy… until you’re not. Some days you have more energy, or more spoons, and others, you don’t. Last week I was staying in bed every day until 2pm because I wasn’t sleeping at night, wasn’t feeling well, and played it off as “staying up all night reading” to my family because, I am a bookworm, and that is believable to the people I love. I almost dropped out of NaNoWriMo this year because, I have just felt like absolute shit. ☆ I also have a huge week ahead between an Allergist appointment, having to go to Rush on Tuesday, a DEXA scan Wednesday, and more that I haven’t even called to set up yet. All the while my little brother turns 21 on Monday, and I NEED to get my shit together enough to make his birthday pie, and the casserole that he asked for because this is his 21st birthday, and I cannot drop the ball here. Our mom passed away in 2020, and she can’t be here to make it a good birthday so I HAVE to. ☆ I am fucking STRESSED. ☆ #EDS #EhlersDanlos #Stress #Insomnia #Depression #ChronicIllness #ChronicallyIll #Insomniac #Spoonie #SpoonTheory #POTS #ChronicPain #CRPS #InvisibleIllness #ButYouDontLookSick #Disabled #DisabilityAwareness #AuDHD #ChronicPainAwareness #DisabledCreator #MCAS #PTSD #Dysautonomia #InternationalDayofDisability #MentalIllness #nanowrimo #aspiringauthor https://www.instagram.com/p/CluFGucv7Bc/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[caleighmiller]

Love my new workout ‘fit. Thank you so much, @__nickitty, for the leggings! 💪🏻😍🖤 • • • #tuesday #happytuesday #selfie #mirrorselfie #smile #tuesdaymotivation #workout #workoutmotivation #workoutfit #workoutclothes #leggings #comfy #black #model #modeling #pose #fitness #health #wellness #beautiful #confident #confidence #yay #happy #grateful #warrior #spoonie #strength #staystrong #love https://www.instagram.com/p/Cb_DgK7Ox7j/?utm_medium=tumblr

[musicinbedford]

#DayInTheLife / #Random Posts, Pictures/Photos, Screenshots, On My Travels :/ :) #YourNHSNeedsYOU & Food/Drinks/Pharmaceutical/Gaming #Retail Needs You & #SolidarityWithShopWorkers :) #StayAtHome :) Self Isolation With: RSD - CRPS Type 1 ,& Wrist Instability/Carpal Instability (Which Are Both Serious & Complex Chronic Pain & Disabilities), Along With Mental Health Illnesses Of Depression & #Anxiety With: #BPD / #EUPD ,Is Often The Norm For Me & Other Suffers / #Spoonies :/ :( #StayHomeChallenge / #CoronaVirusUk :) My #MentalHealth / #LifeJourney / #DayInTheLife Of Me @Scott1984FP - #Scott1984FP - https://www.pscp.tv/Scott1984FP ,VIA #SOCIALMEDIA ,Talking About Mental Health & Life ,Through: Instagram, Shares, Likes, Photos, Videos, #ScreenShots , & #RT's :) I Post On Social Media & Post Videos,Etc For Me & Are For My Benefit/s & Just For Me Too :) Not After, Nor Seeking Sympathy &/Or Prayers, Well-Wishes, Or Any Of Those Combinations Either, Also Its Ok To Get Attention From Time To Time Too :) #BedsHour #Bedford #BedfordMentalHealthHour (at The Three Cups) https://www.instagram.com/p/CaVsFtNq0F9/?utm_medium=tumblr

[ladyimaginarium]

Hi, my& name's Arcana& / Angel&, and I& am the core / host / singletsona of The Imaginarians Galaxy. If you want to help support a local queer, trans, nonbinary, genderfluid, intersex, mspec, aspec, autistic, disabled, neurodivergent, hoh, chronically ill, psychotic spoonie witch two spirited mixed native and ashkenazi jewish bodied multigenic DID system who's an aspiring activist, fashion model, voice & film actrex, ASMRtist, youtuber/vtuber, polyglot & writer, it'd be greatly appreciated. It's disability pride month and my& birthday is exactly next week on the 13th of July, & on July 11th is Two Spirit Awareness Day while last month was Pride Month and Indigenous History Month and i& still didnt get anything, not even a single cent despite the reblogs & shows of support so if y'all wanna help out a queer disabled mixed native, y'all can help me& out, especially because we're& also saving because we're& likely gonna be moving out for the first time next year as well as for our& future service dog, we& can't work due to our& multiple disabilities and neurodivergencies & just being an overall madcripple so it'd be greatly appreciated, especially if you like what we& do and our& content.

Our& P*yP*l

Multipurpose Psychiatric Service Dog GFM

Throne Wishlist

[hannahcrazyhawk]

* Urgent Update * (8/31/2021)  I have difficult news to share. I met with my surgeon yesterday (8/30/2021). I have been suffering immensely from severe surgical complications from my first surgery on July 29th 2021 for my hidradenitis suppurativa in my groin. As some of you may know from my previous updates here, I am having multiple reconstructive surgeries of my groin, labia, and thighs to combat my stage three hidradenitis suppurativa. It is extremely painful, isolating, costly, triggering, and extensive.  I now must have a complete reconstruction of my first largest incision - on my labia. I have been septic multiple times from continued, chronic abscesses in my incisions. Hidradenitis suppurativa is a chronic, autoimmune disease with no cure. The surgeries I am having are to mitigate the progression of the disease and hopefully extend my lifespan. Things are not going well. I am developing antibiotic resistance over the times between my surgeries. I am not ok. This is a terrifying place to be. I am in excruciating pain. At the start of my surgeries, my surgeon hoped they would slow the progression of the disease process, but they are not. My surgeon stated yesterday that it will not be a 3-4 surgery process, but an ongoing - lifetime battle of continued surgeries to remove the diseased tissue.  Please send me your support and comfort. I need it. I am facing these surgeries alone. I have no one here to physically be with me. All I want is a hand to hold and arms to embrace me as I cry. This so, so painful and exhausting. Thank you for reading and being a friend to me. You make a difference in my world.  ➡️ Go Fund Me link in BIO: www.gofundme.com/HelpHannahSoar #givingtuesday #sepsissurvivor #hydratinitissuppurativa #skingrafting #trigeminalneuralgia #chronicpain #autoimmunedisease #surgery #emergency #chemohair #sickandtiredofbeingsickandtired #spoonielife #butyoudontlooksick #suicideawarness #invisibleillness #spooniewarrior #fundraising #Paintudes #painrelief #facialpain #spoonies #neuroscience #actuallyautistic #baldisbeautiful  #braintumor #gofundme #raredisease #chronicallyill #strongwoman #ptsdawareness (at Eugene, Oregon) https://www.instagram.com/p/CTQlpmJlnMq/?utm_medium=tumblr

[flipsimmons]

For any of my spoonies out there also struggling through this crazy time with very little support and understanding... For those operating at a level of pain that able-bodied people wouldn’t be able to get out of bed with, let alone fathom, because there simply is no other choice... For those trying to navigate through these insane times, doing your best to stay safe, terrified of other people’s choices and lack of consideration & care for others… For those not currently able to access treatments & procedures or even see their doctors due to restrictions, challenges and the red tape in place… For those financially struggling due the cost of their treatment/meds, and those forced to work and put themselves at risk to pay for said treatments and meds… You’re not alone. The last two years have been ROUGH AS HELL, and the idea of going into a new year with even more uncertainty and fear is SO daunting and intimidating. You’ve got this! Even if today/lately you haven’t been your best, there’s always tomorrow to work towards it. It’s hard at the moment for everyone, let alone those with the challenges you have, so be a little kinder to yourself and allow yourself some grace… If possible, find a pace that is functional for you and set boundaries, as you know, people really don’t understand what you’re going through and how much it takes to appear “normal”. APMA is an excellent resource if you’re ever in need. Reach out to them and start a convo; vent, ask questions, learn about options you may not have known about that are open to you, find a community or become a well informed a lone wolf if that is how you deal. I have no affiliation with them, but have made contact a few times and found the resources very helpful. Reach out. Hell, reach out to me… I will get back to you. I’m not always on here and am doing my best to simply get through the end of this year, but always have an open ear and heart. Stay safe & try to be nice to yourself ♡ #chronicpainaustralia #chronicillness #spoonie #spoonielife #chronicpain https://www.instagram.com/p/CYG9upfP-az/?utm_medium=tumblr

[megpie]

My dr is starting me on norethisterone acetate for #endometriosis. Every time in my life I've tried birth control, the side effects were brutal. Big thumbs down, zero stars. I had a #hysterectomy last year, so starting #birthcontrol now is weird af. But Dr is hoping it helps with the pain I've been having. Due to other #chronicillnesses she thought this #progesterone only pill was the safest - is it very different than traditional BC? There's no pill pack, just a bottle of daily pills, since it's for meds/not pregnancy prevention. I'm not excited at the prospect of getting chubbier + moodier. But, I will love my darn self anyway. ;) This body has gone through a lot of drama + trauma, so we'll vibe no matter what size. ✌️😘 Anyone else take this for endo pain/symptoms? (They found #endo during my #hysterectomy last year, I'd asked drs about it since I was 19, I was always assured I didn't have it. Well, surprise. 🎉 lol. New dr thinks they didn't remove it all, that's where pain is from. But I don't know a ton on this yet?) Any #endosisters types have advice?) Thanks. 🖤 #hormonehealth #birthcontrolproblems #girlproblems #endobelly #endowarrior #womenshealth #birthcontrolismedicine #spoonie #spooniesisters #chronicillness #chronicillnesslife #chronicallyill #newmeds #norethisterone #chronicallyawesome #chronicpain #pelvicpain #hystersister #strongwomen #chunkydunky #bodypositivity #bodypositivequotes #loveyourbody https://www.instagram.com/p/Cgdk32BuqO9/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=