#welcome to Britain

[dracosleftarsecheek]

"are you sure you're in britain?" they ask.

yes this morning at school boys in my year were throwing tea bags at eachother.

tea-riffic

[r473n]

So, after 9 years, I finally became a British citizen today. Which feels somehow simultaneously like a huge relief and also a little icky.

The good part comes now tho. They made us go to a "ceremony" to get the Certificate of Naturalisation. Otherwise you get squat, no matter that you filled all the forms, paid all the fees (in the effing thousands for those curious), passed the many, many tests, etc, etc. If you don't swear you'll be Charlie's good little slut you ain't getting in, kid.

So I do, I swear an oath I don't believe in to a monarch that I loathe in front of a group of people I don't know.

And my certificate has in LARGE FUCKING LETTERS, RIGHT IN THE FUCKING CENTRE, precisely where the eyes are naturally drawn to... 'NAME AT BIRTH IF DIFFERENT'...

Why? Why on earth would my birth name need to be there. If it's different from my current name is for a reason. A good fucking reason.

I don't need reminded that my birth name was different and no one else does either.

So now I fucking hate this certificate and I'm going to make it my life's aim to see this section be removed for all future generation of fellow British sluts.

Apart from this -sorry I needed to rant - the ceremony was pretty nice all the way to -almost- the end.

There were people from all over the world, all looking happy and excited that the process, which to many was extremely grueling, was finally over.

And there came the cherry on top with the provost's anecdote apropos of the Nigerian family attending the ceremony. She happily told us about when she went to her Nigerian neighbour's bbq, and she told her hubby to 'just eat quietly and not wonder that is in the food' as she hoped it wouldn't be a trip back to the jungle. Because she is so inclusive, you guys, she will even eat food that isn't beans on toast.

10/10 would recommend.

[buntcadger]

If Happy Birthday is played or sung in a public venue in Britain, we all join in. This isn't because we're nice. We are indulging in the ritual humiliation of the silly cunt who admitted to being born.

[honeybard]

the private life of international celebrity Sam Butler is that she lives in a house with her partner who is mildy haunted by shadow demons, and his ex slash her childhood friend slash their best friend lives in a van on her driveway and every Sunday their other best friend who has bird wings flies over the sea to England from Chicago to have dinner with them

[imaginepostingonmain]

sorry i came on here to say wow maybe they should have checked the apartment bur also GOD those blackberries tasted of dog piss what the fuck

[kittyoverlord]

Promise me you'll think about the implications!!!

[amis127]

Moments I needed to clip immediately part 5

Took the time to edit these last two 🙂‍↕️

[antifainternational]

November 27, Stratford - Trial solidarity demo

40+ people have now been charged for resisting prison barge transfers earlier this year.

Please come to support & show solidarity with 4 people on trial next week:

🗓️ Weds 27th November, 8.45am 📍 Stratford magistrates court, E15 4SB

[lil-tumbles]

Apparently no more than about 10 racists showed up to the anti-immigration rallies, and everywhere they were they were countered by hundreds, sometimes thousands of anti-racists, anti-fascists, there to spread one message: hate will not be tolerated, and refugees are welcome.

First time I've felt proud to be a Brit. Refugees are welcome here, today and always.

[twoafflictedsouls]

Few Hours Later....

West London..

All of london have fallen under the day after the deployment of Kerberos and it's most elite squad as the undead and a plethora of monsters tear the city inside out bleeding it dry as the citizens devoured, torn apart or worse while the british military have met the same fate trying to push back against the horde but they underestimate the infected and with that caused them their very lives overwhelmed by the ruthlessness and their sheer number.

Among omega team who were scattered by the sheer number of the undead the leader and commander of omega team sergeant Nezulla is the only darkstalker alone in the heart of west london fighting, kicking, shoot and stabbing her way through the wretched city of despair. Nezulla is a darkstalker who was created by japanese scientists that was funded by the US government as a lab rat to create anti-biotics but since her mutation as well as causing a minor outbreak of a man made virus many years ago before this hell that occurs in the new year she was thought long dead by the japanese special forces but luckily she was saved and taken custody by the kerberos incorporated. Now as a vicious leader of omega team with her prowess and military training and skill not only saved her and her team's lives from death multiple times but also her being a rat saves her life as well. Rats are the only vermin who gets used to the filth such as this surrounded by the numerous bodies of both civilians and military personal. She's now on her own to finish what her team have started and find and regroup with her squad and also find any survivors left in the city of the damned. Not only that but once she regroup with her squad her mission of finding the umbrella facility and capturing one of the scientists who went rogue begging for Kerberos to help her seeing that this scientist have the key in stopping the outbreak.

" Just my god damn luck... "

She side checking the amount of rounds she has before cocking her side arm and press forward into the cesspit that was once the beloved city of london.

As she traverse through the apocalypse all alone still passing by the chaos and bodies piling up in the streets she looked around in her surroundings and seeing no signs of the undead lumbering around. The quietness became eerily. She hated being here but she tries paying little to no mind the silence and the ambience of her environment. Suddenly that quietness came to an end abruptly as one of her squad mates speaking through the hand held radio. She starts calling back trying to get a hold of her squad.

" This is sergeant Nezulla do you copy? Omega squad? Are you okay? "

{ " Sergeant it's me ba -KKKRRSSHH!- and I'm holding out alone in this shit hole I'm by one of the buildings I got a wounded soldier here! " }

" Holy shit which building are you holding position at?! "

{ -KKKKKKKSSSSSSHHHHHH- }

The signal broke by where she is as she now place her radio back on her hip.

" Damn it looks like I'm on my own I'm coming for you omega... "

Wasting no little time sergeant Nezulla dash through the empty streets of west britain with her sidearm in her hands in case she met with any infected or abomination she come across she dealt with undead before but this was something far out of their line of duty. An apocalypse brewing in the entire planet by umbrella labs and facilities hidden right under their noses for years after the fall of raccoon city? That's unheard of.

[patrice-bergerons]

Psst I'm not saying Bond and Q (or Felix or Madeleine) should spend even more time looking at JMW Turner paintings but if they were to do so, you should know Turner has often explored Venice in his works.

And it is his small scale abstract drawings of the city that speak to me the most, just in case you wanted to use them as a setting or prop for conversations on love and nostalgia and grief:

From top to bottom: Venice by Moonlight, with a Gondola; A Moonlit Canal Through a Gothic Arcade, Venice; The Interior of a Theatre, Venice

[russeliarat]

I have seen nothing about The Magnus Protocol yet except for Mr. Bonzo

How similar is that fucking weirdo to Mr. Blobby?

[hpmort]

out of all the annoyances of Nutdealer misgenderings, applying he/him to Chara and Kris is wild? Not only are both names, like feminine, but also they have both only been identified as they/them very clearly.

Both Dreemurr humans were around the societies that used they/them for them for years. If Frisk’s pronouns were any/any, then that might make sense, who knows. But the bizarre pattern of making the Dreemurr humans boys while having Frisk be female is really weird! Again, “Kris” and “Chara” are both girl names irl, while Frisk straight up isn’t a name.

The only fanwork I’ve encountered that decided that “yeah Frisk should be a guy and Chara should be a girl” (neither of which are canon (actually Frisk might be a he/they, who knows)!) was a Deltarune character swap AU thing where it turned out that they were Kris’s parents but Frisk murdered Chara and so the Dreemurs adopted Kris. They still made Kris a guy, though.

Anyways this just lead me to think that the infamous Deltarune fanfic Umriss should have bent Kris’ gender femwards rather than malewards, especially since the author didn’t even have the decency to let Kriselle spawn horrific abominations. They kept Noelle attracted to Susie, and I feel like she seems like a Predatory Lesbian™️ instead of some cringy doe who maybe wants a threesome or to be a swinger or something, but is too much of a loser to actually ask and so is either waiting on her crush or her wife to discuss it.

(Anyways, if Kris≠Chara then probably humans in the Nutdealer multiverse are hermaphrodites or something (we know that ghosts are dxab (designated nonbinary(X-gender at birth) based on Mad Mew Mew being referred to as they/them when they were Mad Dummy). If they are then it’d just be weird coincidence, or maybe split reincarnation or Chara somehow managing to convince the underground that all humans are nonbinary because they got a 20 on the associated persuasion check). This could also play into the theory that Ralsei exists as Kris’ ideal self, including gender, if humans are nonbinary by default. This has the bonus of upsetting everyone)

[bueris]

I need to start planning a party for July 4th can any americans this reaches tell me the most american things I can do

[madamtrashbat]

Utterly fascinating to hear my Libyan friend say with his whole chest that Jews have always lived in peace in the middle east and everything was peaches and cream until Israel was created.

Like my dude. I love you. There are no more Jews in Libya for a reason my dude. There is well-documented history of Jews being mistreated in Arabic Muslim countries. Dude. My guy. They were forced to convert to Islam or die in some areas. My dude.