#weirdos the both of them

[spaceplosion]

they're up to something

feat @dragon-heist's xander :>

[thatbuggygirl]

Why yes, I do like mysterious weirdos in hoods; thanks for asking

[ministarfruit]

day 28: made you smile ♡

(femslashfeb prompt list)

[fairsweetlonging]

thinking about crowyuan saving liu qingge from his qi deviation and disappearing before he can fully wake up so he won't be recognized (him being a demon and all), but it causes liu qingge to accidentally mistake him for shen qingqiu.

there is a massive fight during the next peak lord meeting, with liu qingge accusing shen qingqiu of saving his life and not taking responsibility for it as if it's a war crime, while shen qingqiu keeps denying he had anything to do with it and if he had saved liu qingge, he'd be rubbing it in his face every chance he got.

it escalates and escalates until liu qingge, red with embarrassment and anger, points at shen qingqiu and says "you were cradling me in your arms!" and shen qingqiu explodes.

mu qingfang tries to calm them down by saying that perhaps liu qingge hallucinated, which is not uncommon for a qi deviation, but that sets off some of the other peak lords who now start teasing him for "dreaming of shen qingqiu coming to rescue him", and of course that only makes it worse.

liu qingge refuses to let it go and starts bringing shen qingqiu his victories to try and pay off his debt, because he is an honorable man and he will not let shen qingqiu get away with this!!

meanwhile shen yuan is watching it from a distance wondering whether he made it better or worse by stepping in.

[periwinkla]

I implore you to imagine their anime voices here. /out of context wip from the narumitsu comic 💙❤️ PS. I'm going to post the wips on ko-fi first, as I don't need to care about the time to post stuff, so if you want to see them as soon as they're posted... -> here

[lost-in-fandoms]

Crane (reading chat): how would you feel if people called you daddy Luke? Max calls me that

[rambunctioustoons]

doodle I forgot about !

[presidentofthelipglossclub]

heatwave and optimus are such an underrated comedic duo. every single time they are in the same vicinity as each other everything immediately goes to shit. this is i think because they are both primus's blorbos, and in true blorbo fashion, must suffer. greatly. anyway this leads to some very fun interactions such as:

heatwave, newly appointed leader of like every rescue bot, on his first day as a secret alien on earth, immediately deciding he wants to leave right after accepting optimus's orders. and when he can't do that, he starts talking to people because he has no fear i guess.

optimus prime, leader of the cybertronian race, chosen by primus, and guy who says "nothing much, double dutch" in response to an extremely casual greeting in a very formal situation in front of his child (heatwave), presumably to embarrass said child.

heatwave, recent student of optimus's old friend who is a respected and decorated war veteran as well as a long time rescue bot, calling optimus (WHO IS FRIENDS WITH THIS GUY) just to bitch at him.

optimus prime, protector of civilians and humanity, fully prepared to watch a game show (created by blades and chase) in which a human child gets electrocuted. (there was a misunderstanding involving the term "lightning round" in trivia).

heatwave, rescue team leader, assigned to protect humans, straight up just driving off a cliff into the ocean with no warning, with his human partner who is screaming, all to win a race.

optimus prime, by now nearly a godlike figure, adopted father of all the rescue bots, also a terrible communicator, ghosting his kids for four years (get it. ghost. bc he died.) and then not explaining ever.

like literally i could go on but they are total messes and it's hilarious. where is all the content of incredibly chaotic and weird father daughter bonding for heatwave and optimus. they are so funny.

(yes i meant to type daughter bc heatwave gives off eldest daughter energy ok. no other reason for the shit he pulls.)

[operationandre]

cal is the type of person that sets alarms every five minutes for an hour in order to wake up. each alarm has its own sound and vibration. everybody thinks it’s overkill and his parents despise hearing it every morning but it works! on the weekend, he sleeps until at least one in the afternoon.

andre, on the other hand, has one alarm set. he wakes up every morning at the same time like he’s in the army. even on weekends, he wakes up early and just lays in bed or finds mel to cuddle with. sometimes he’ll go on a run on school mornings if he’s not in a rush.

[finisnihil]

The difference between the Stellaron Hunters and the Godslayer Protocol squad is so funny to me.

The Stellaron Hunters are a ragtag found family who are beloved by the Finality and using what's probably a cat's ability to see futures and timelines to save and doom worlds for the sustainability of the universe after they've all suffered horribly. They're wanted by the IPC and their bounties could fun your entire bloodline.

Meanwhile the Godslayer Protocol are just having like. A sleepover in jail. They're painting their nails and carrying around a bug god's body which they're gonna use to kill another god. They've all committed crimes against nature.

Truly the duality of man

[allforthesapphic]

chloe green and shara wheeler matched eachother’s freak

[edains]

People who claim to like either ashley/kaidan who turn around and are nasty to the other one baffle me tell me you don't know them without telling me you don't know them

Ashley and Kaidan are best friends, sometimes lovers cannot deny they are soulmates (in the platonic or romantic sense)

They would not stand for someone slandering the others name while claiming to like them

[saturnniidae]

Ideal hijack dynamic is them both judging each other on first impression thinking 'wow, this guys hot weird. Thank fuck I'm the normal one here' but in reality they're both freaks.

[yansurnummu]

TESfest day 3: ghost

"The days waned once more in their length, the green draining from the valley like a river to the sea. Donobhan breathed in the scent of the first frost as the sun rose, an ill-advised sense of relief rising in his chest. Skyrim’s winters were cruel, of course; but, oh, how he longed to see his red-haired spirit."

In my fic Like Winter, Donobhan describes Asha as ghostly, beautiful and lonely in the way that ghosts are bound to a life long gone. Being a vampire, a running theme with them is isolation and loneliness as the world passes them by. They're an oc that's very dear to me for sure.

[cerealmonster15]

cheneige moment aka me trying to learn how 2 draw rsa students

[toxicrevolver]

Spell your url with song titles tag game

Tagged by @loveable-sea-lemon thanks for the tag!!!

Test Me by Xdinary Heroes

Opening Sequence by Tomorrow x Together (TXT)

XIKEY by Xikers

IDK If I’m a Boy by Blue Foster

Call D by NCT U (Ten & Taeyong)

Rodeo by WayV

Echo by Oneus

Voodoo Doll by VIXX

Oh Mymy : 7s by TWS

Lie With You by Ten

Virtual Insanity by Taeyong

Empty Box by Ateez

Ruby by Woozi

- Tagging (no pressure): @smushedmuffin @haahka @accal1a @we-survive-endlessly @rainknow @serendipminie and anyone else who see this and wants to participate is free to blame me!