#weirdo au

[ballercollective]

gawd i love the weirdo au... regretevator... FOR CONTEXT THE WEIRDO AU IS A REGRETEVATOR AU THAT IS MAINLY FOCUSED ON LAMPERT, KASPER, UNPLEASANT, AND JEREMY AS SILLY HIGHSCHOOLERS!!!! mE AND MY BF [@silly-little-feller] RP IT A LOT. IM UNPLESANT MARK AND KASPER... IF U EVN CARE...... Stupid fun facts about them: Unpleasant - he/they/she..!?!!? - Wears the worst sk8r clothes you can think of. He will bite you if you say that tho. - Still says "gyatt" and "skibidi" and stuff - Sounds like a stereotypical nerd... "erm ackshully" ass voice - I hate her so much - Jeremy's buddy 4evr [on their side at least] Kasper - he/her sheboy /pos - Lampert's first friend ever - Split's baby boy.. her son her pride and joy - Literally was bedridden once after a party. horrible day. - Caused so much trouble when he met Lampert 4 the first time. THEY BROKE SOMEONE'S CAR, DRANK WALLTER'S GREY STUFF STASH, FOUND A SECRET BUNKER UNDER WALLTER AND MARK'S HOUSE, AND OVERDOSED ON PILLS..... wallter had a panic attack that day btw.. so did poob.

[jackyjackdraws]

This AU has got me on a chokehold and I haven't drawn angst in a while, so here you go!

[ghouljams]

(unreality tw)

the headlights in front of you wink out of existence. the streetlights overhead the only indication that you're moving through the fog. you yawn, unable to keep the sleepiness at bay as you journey home. cars parked along the street grow more and more sparse as you pass side street after side street, waiting for the light that signals your turn is coming up. the rowhouses of the city give way to short square buildings, and though your brain is sluggish it's not quite diminished enough to ignore that glaring disruption.

you stop at a red stop light.

the cross street is devoid of any other drivers.

your usual light is a T intersection.

you blink at the red glow of the light and the thick fog in front of you.

your car is silent.

a low static begins to fill the air and with a slow movement you lean to turn your radio off.

the light is red.

you drag your gaze over to the cross streets light.

red.

your arms begin to feel heavy as you watch the light on the crosswalk blink.

blink.

blink.

no count down to zero just the slow blink.

blink.

blink.

you pull your gaze back to the light.

yep, still red.

silent and-

someone knocks on your window.

you blink some of the exhaustion from your eyes, shake your head as you suck in a full breath and return to your senses. You look at the man who's bend down to smile into your window. His blue eyes are a welcome distraction from the red light.

his sclera are as white as his teeth, and there's a scar that cuts his hair line with a gnarled pink.

he taps again.

you roll down the window.

"Hullo!" he says.

"hello." you respond. "can I help you?"

"Aye," he nods, "Ahm afraid Ahm lost, dinnae ken mah way around town."

"oh." you frown. maybe he's a tourist.

"Dae ya ken where ya are?" he asks.

do you?

the light is red.

this is a cross street.

your light is a T street.

do you know where you are?

would you feel any more awake if you did?

"i think so." you tell him.

"Could ya take me to-" he rattles off an address that sounds like gibberish.

it hurts your head.

"i- maybe?" you wince.

you keep your foot on the brake as he walks around to the other side of the car and opens the door.

there's mud caking his boots, the bottom of his trousers.

fatigues, your fatigued brain supplies.

like the army.

or one of the other ones.

there's something red caked under his fingernails.

and holes in his shirt like it's been torn.

your skin prickles with chill.

you reach to turn the heat up.

he smiles and you turn back to the red light.

"Ah bet your legs have something between them." he says.

your muscles strain like they want to shake.

you don't move.

"what?"

"The nurses," he says, "they're like mannequins."

you turn your head to look at him.

the light that casts jagged shadows over his face it green.

there's something black dripping from his nose.

"Drive." he tells you.

you take your foot off the brake, and turn to watch the road as you press on the gas,

and something heavy smashes into the side of your car.

[voidzphere]

why so funky

[aveloka-draws]

Okay, seriously. I want to know more about your Saleos, what he's likes, how he met Kallamar and why he's so devoted to him, how he interact with the cult, bishops, and Kallamar's other followers. Your design and comic really made me intrigued about the guy who was willing to go all Mary Shelley for our fabulous boyfailure of a squid.

Since he lived his whole life in Anchordeep, he had a lot of experience treating sick followers while at the same time teaching them to take their afflictions as a blessig. Helped keep faith high even when Kallamar would punish some of his acolytes, earning the title of disciple and joining the other consorts.

An unexpected part of his role as disciple was to just listen to the god talk, becoming sort of a confidant for him. He shared with Saleos about himself, the old faith, and the many things he dreaded.

During the time they shared together Saleos learned that the gods could love, mourn and fear. And that his god feared death above anything else.

At least thats my take on him ✌

[demonic0angel]

Pup!Dani AU (click for clarity)

This AU is based off of my assistant!Jazz AU where Dani takes a vacation from being a hero and comes to Gotham to visit her sister, only to be accidentally roped into becoming the mascot of Jason's gang. It started from this ask.

Notes:

+ Dani's design is inspired by 'Cat Guy', a character designed by denaseey. I took inspiration from the bulky coat and slim fitting outfit underneath.

+ I imagine that this post that I made is canon, but Dani took a break and things escalated XD

+ There are no functions in Dani's ears besides being listening devices and lights. It's purely for aesthetic reasons bc she refused to be 'bald' like Jason.

+ As inspired by this ask, Dani has the ability to emote.

+ Jason is inwardly having cuteness-induced heart attacks every time he sees Dani or Jazz.

+ Jason's also rubbing it in Batman's face that he has a little group of people like how Batman has the Batfam, but it's backfiring bc now everyone wants to meet them.

+ People think Dani is Jazz's and Jason's daughter. Since they're both tall and she looks short and is covered in her coat, they believe her when she says that she's 6. In reality, she's 18. Her only sin is being 5' amongst giants 😔 (and lying lmaooo)

+ No one has seen either of Dani's or Jazz's faces yet. Shenanigans all around.

+ No one has seen Dani fight either. Cue more shenanigans when she comes out of nowhere with a knife in the midst of opponents during a gun fight.

[paladinsbrainrot]

i had an Idea for a scott pilgrim au and it has not left my mind since .

(ty guys sm for 1.5k followers btw ^_^ !!)

[mangyraccooon]

I inflict on you my modern dragodile brainrot

Random thoughts that I didn’t have energy to draw

- this is the only “safe” timeline from the canon event (divorce) ie they never fell out (their best selves)

- croc would’ve killed at rugby (I base pre transition croc off of a American rugby player Ilona Maher, she’s amazing fr)

- dragon is the singer/ front man of the punk rock band revolutionary army or the “revs”

- croc runs baroque works a company that deals with property development

- everyone at baroque works thought croc was a widower for like the longest time (it’s seriously embarrassing)

- croc 100% stares at the billboard whenever he misses his husband is bored

- dragons music is like des rocs mixed with falling in reverse (one day i animate bad girls club)

- they have matching tattoos (for luffy)

While they are both very cool they immediately become massive losers whenever within 10 ft of Luffy

Some examples

Crocodile losing his reading glasses on his head

Dragon shrieking when startled (he had headphones in)

Both running into a solid object while staring at the other; pole, door, car, wall

They have a super solid partnership (mainly because they are ok being on their own, they don’t have to be with each other 24/7) it’s not the classic I need you in my life it’s I don’t need you but I want you in my life.

[annasofthe11thdimension]

Alright, so this is basically...an art dump for all the pics i drew when i was trying to draft the ending i wanted my Odile looping Au 'Like a Wheel Ever Turning' which...is not even SLIGHTLY how this fic is going to end now, but while figuring that out i still like draw all this and had to do SOMETHING with it.

So figured I'd post it and be like 'hey! fun Odile looping act 5 boss fight vibes not connected to anything else!' since like...that basic IS what they are at this point lol.

The one cool idea i loved that i think is now FIRMLY ditched is the act 5 boss fight starts when Odile uses wish craft to splinter herself into two halves.

The 'old/current' her that is meant to be her coldly logical side, and a younger 'copy' version, which is meant to be the childish irrational side...that is what's stopping her just shutting down the time loop because she can't figure out how to be happy with her friends leaving.

I mean, if you murder the part of you that WANTS the wish to come true, that's basically a 'get out of time loop free card' right? Right! Totally sound logic!

Yes the 'young' version of her firmly believes that she's real, and also also got memories going up to about age 21, and also that she ought to be in Ka Bue not HERE among these french weirdos.

Also yes again, a 'young' Odile is EXACTLY as unhinged about this as you'd expect a 21 year old to be upon finding out that apparently the 'real' her think murdering her is the correct solution to this problem!

The shift of the fight was meant to have the inverse 'colors' shift from one version to the other by the end, wrapping up with the point where the 'original' Odile is forced to have a heart to heart with the personification of her perceived 'worst' qualities.

Pretty sure the vibes for this ending was a lot more focused on the resolution of having deeply complex feeling about EXPRESSING emotion directly to other people. That along with a side helping of how isolating it is to be perceived as a 'real' adult such that you can't be weak enough to ask anyone for help. Because really if you can't even be that then why are you any different then when you were irritating mess of a youth?

Not saying any of that isn't still present in the story, but like...there is a LOT of other stuff going on, and those themes are now linked into many other ones too, and that's not even TOUCHING on how Loop's been...somewhat complicating my redrafting lol.

...Also I might have drawn/plotted this version before i knew about two-hats lol. THAT also is a factor.

Anyway! Still liked all of these enough to want to do SOMETHING with them, and figured this worked, so i could like map out my thoughts on them, even if i never got to write this.

[earlyzakariya]

Modern AU where Jayce hates brainrot so Viktor regularly sends it to him and Viktor has some kind of surgery on his leg for reasons and he sends Jayce the "that feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow meme" when discussing it and Jayce just tells him to go fuck himself

My vision please it's so funny

[icarusredwings]

So you guys know how I have that Finding Home Au? Well.. I did a thing.

Text written below! If you are color blind im so sorry.

From left to right, top to bottom.

@icarus_redwings

Finding Home Au

(ADULT) Kitty Pryde to Colossus: Goes on dates, Casual.

From Gambit to rouge: would fucking die for her despite just meeting

From Rouge to Gambit: the quote 'He's a bit of a flirt but ill give it a chance' from Hamilton.

Rouge to Kurt: Half sibilings

Kurt: Celibate MF

Kurt to Logan: His first and last time (breaking celibacy since his oath)

Logan to Kurt: Wouldn't leave his grave like a mourning dog.

Vanessa: ex fiancé

Vanessa to Wade: GF+BF

Wade to ADULT (specifically andrew garfield) peter parker: The one that got away

Spiderman to Deadpool: Oblivious+ thinks hes joking.

Wade to Cable: FAT CRUSH

Wade to Colossus: One time thing

Wade to Logan: Married ex boyfriends

Logan to Morph: Oblivious+ thinks he's joking.

Morph to Logan: Literally has loved him for years.

Logan to storm: Will bite someone for her

Storm to Forge: Married

Storm to Logan: good terms

Jean to Scott: Married.

Scott to Jean to Logan then back to himself: ???

Scott to Cable: Son.

Charles: Presumably dead (?)

Erik to charles: married

Erik: "Visits his son" Aka pathetically wonders around for charles to 'come back'

[fairsweetlonging]

thinking about crowyuan saving liu qingge from his qi deviation and disappearing before he can fully wake up so he won't be recognized (him being a demon and all), but it causes liu qingge to accidentally mistake him for shen qingqiu.

there is a massive fight during the next peak lord meeting, with liu qingge accusing shen qingqiu of saving his life and not taking responsibility for it as if it's a war crime, while shen qingqiu keeps denying he had anything to do with it and if he had saved liu qingge, he'd be rubbing it in his face every chance he got.

it escalates and escalates until liu qingge, red with embarrassment and anger, points at shen qingqiu and says "you were cradling me in your arms!" and shen qingqiu explodes.

mu qingfang tries to calm them down by saying that perhaps liu qingge hallucinated, which is not uncommon for a qi deviation, but that sets off some of the other peak lords who now start teasing him for "dreaming of shen qingqiu coming to rescue him", and of course that only makes it worse.

liu qingge refuses to let it go and starts bringing shen qingqiu his victories to try and pay off his debt, because he is an honorable man and he will not let shen qingqiu get away with this!!

meanwhile shen yuan is watching it from a distance wondering whether he made it better or worse by stepping in.

[corxoran]

haunted

[killertoons]

Oh LOOK!

wally found some candy while doing some.....chores.....and they resemble his friends in the haunted neighborhood!

What a great day! 🍭🍫🍬......🐛🪦

[sunberies]

“Honey, is he still there?” the purple troll asked her partner as she tried to tuck her egg deeper into her hair. Her partner turned slightly to take a glance at the edge of the clearing, quickly turning back and responding with a sharp “He is.”

As they both stare at each other, the gray troll hidden behind the shrubbery at the clearing edge continues to manically write into his small notepad. His eyes moving back and forth from the couple and his notes.

ok so um, Branch doesn't know how to ask for help with egg care without looking weird or giving away the fact that he has an egg. So, he comes up with the brilliant idea of just 'studying' random trolls in the village. It gets noticed very quickly and Poppy has to go and tell him to stop being a little weirdo and just ask for help.

[sunnymainecoonx]

Yeah so