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werewolfsoldat · 1 year ago

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rant / weird confession im stupiud

does anyone else have reallz weird desires to do stupid shit?? like sometimes i REALLY REALLY wanna eat a wehrmacht uniform right now no one understands. it'll probablt taste like weird fabric which triggers my gag reflex real bad and i may vomit (i dont eat fabric but i've tasted it before). the stahlhelm will just break my teeth. whay about the boots tho . i dont wnna eat the soldier HIMSELF. I just want to eat the uniform cuz that soubds weird im not a cannibal

#world war 2 #ww2 germany #uniform #impulsive #relateable #please relate #weird urges

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bloodgutsangelcakes · 4 months ago

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found on pinterest

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yuumiheartt · 6 months ago

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albaharu · 9 months ago

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expecting to have to convince him again to Not Die but my bro gale finally wants to live so hard you gotta roll a 25 dice to convince him of using the orb... the grow...

#bg3 spoilers #bg3 #baldur's gate #baldur's gate iii #baldur's gate 3 #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #gale bg3 #the dark urge #dark urge #durge #galathea #the only reason gale is not wearing a hat here is cause it looked weird in one of the panels so i removed it.#but im like. gale where is your wizard hat

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jo-ula · 3 months ago

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stinglesswasp · 1 year ago

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Ghost and Soap holding hands and drinking coconut water at the beach 🥥🏖

#suddenly had this weird urge to draw this very specific scenario #wonder why #(inspired by Samuel Roukin's epic doodles)#soapghost #ghostsoap #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #call of duty

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wild0moon · 4 months ago

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they are 14 and unmedicated

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obsessedwithstarwars · 2 years ago

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Bruce: How was your class trip Damian?

Damian: It was quiet and productive Father.

Bruce: I’m glad to hear it. What was your favorite part?

Damian: I learned how to escape an Iron Maiden.

Bruce: …

Damian: …

Bruce: Explain please.

Damian: A boy Drake’s age taught me how to escape an Iron Maiden.

Bruce: How did he have that knowledge?

Damian: He claims his family has a dungeon full of medieval torture devices. I believe he may require further investigation.

#dp x dc #dc x dp #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #dp crossovers #quiet means no rogues #Danny definitely found Damian studying the Iron Maidens #they had a conversation #Danny was careful about what he mentioned #but not careful enough for a Bat #Danny hasn’t figured out how much info is too much #Amity Park knows the Fentons are just weird like that #I can’t decide if this is a school trip for Danny #or if Jazz got custody and moved them to Gotham #if she did then Vlad is definitely bothering them #Batman is about to feel a very strong urge to adopt #I haven’t decided if I should write more or add this to my current unpublished wip #but it’s up for grabs nonetheless

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batboopp · 7 months ago

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this is the first sign you see when you try to get into gotham

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youdent1ty · 17 days ago

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merry crisis everyone

#resisting the urge to draw them drinking white wine in the sun #i need to go to bed #stobotnik #sonic movie 3 #agent stone #dr robotnik #sonic the hedgehog #look what a happy couple #sure hope nothing weird happens to them

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sol-consort · 2 months ago

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Easy to forget that Jaal IS living his fantasy of "hot aliens come knocking at your door to whisk you away on space adventures in their technologically advanced alien ship"

Like we're the aliens this time around, coming to his home planet, getting him on a spaceship with a variety of hot aliens. In a single day, Jaal's life took a turn for the harem anime protagonist road.

This is a full on monsterfucking fetish to him, we are the monsters he wants to fuck.

And he's an alien enthusiast. He was writing "alien x reader" on angaran Wattpad since he was a teen.

#good thing he was born during first contact when it was socially acceptable for him to be as weird about aliens as his heart desires #because imagine if he was born during the peaceful “everyone gets along” modern world where angara have already assimilated #He'd have this mystery urge to seek non-angara out and not know why or what to do with it #like an autistic person before the invention of trains #Kinda ironic since I don't care much for trains ^#Either way instead of a cool and brave risk-taker who paved the path for the first joint cooperation between angara and aliens #he'd be a nerd hyperfixted on human magazines for some reason he can't decipher #mass effect #jaal ama darav #☆jaal #☆character specific #☆memes #☆Andromeda #☆alienfucker jaal

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bloodgutsangelcakes · 4 months ago

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yuumiheartt · 3 months ago

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creekfiend · 5 months ago

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people act like being intentionally whimsical is inherently more annoying than being intentionally serious but why. suppose my temper is just naturally whimsical.

#idfk what 'unmasking' really is i think its a Lot Of Things but for ME #ive always been so loke obviously Developmentally Delayed in the sense that like.#my natural inclination is to behave in ways that people tend to read as very childlike. and #people either assume thats Disability or they assume its Affectation #generally. and often i suppress it. like #i go back and forth on this and i have done for years tbqh i distinctly remember being like 20 #and thinking IF I FEEL THE URGE TO SKIP WHY SHOULD I NOT SKIP?#like if my natural inclination is. to move my body in ways that people are used to children moving their bodies #literally who cares?#SO WHAT IF IM HUMMING AND SINGING ALL THE TIME SO WHAT IF I DO A LITTLE TWIRL #or hop on and off things. or whatever! WHOMST CARES. FOR WHAT REASON DO I NEED PPL TO TAKE MW SERIOUSLY #AT THE GROCERY STORE?#anyway raise your hand if your Affect is Offputting to People.#the thing that ive realized getting older tho is like. often people also like this bc #they feel like it gives them permission to also behave in weird ways in public #and i like that its nice

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jo-ula · 3 months ago

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nato-obenkrieger · 4 months ago

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i just finished the be more chill book and?? i did NOT expect the squip to be so nice?? he’s just kinda stupid not evil like the musical

#i think if musical squip tried to pull that shit with book jeremy jeremy would shoot him with a gun #i love book jeremy so much he’s so peculiar i want to study him under a microscope #also i love book michael so much he’s so weird slash positive #the book was so enjoyable guys i NEED to read it again #i quite like the ending bit. jeremy and michael are so best friends guys ☹️☹️ they’re so important to me #i don’t know why i have such a strong urge to draw book michael #be more chill

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