#weed magic

[buddy-the-bud]

OMG GUYS!!! AIR MARTY THEORY-TIME!!! (SPOILERS)

So you know how the True ending in Air Marty is the one where it is revealed that Marty was a daydreaming janitor at an airport, right? And my Air Marty consumed brain thought of this absolute brain blower;

While studying my graduated Martiology I have discovered that by playing the game and both successfully AND unsuccessfully finishing your path, you will get two endings that could potentionally be tied to the True ending itself. Allow me..

The Best ending route:

In order to achieve such route, Marty needs to start off by buckling his seat belt so he could buy a drink and get drunk. In order for him to get there, you need to make sure Marty actually drinks the whiskey, in which he could either get sleepy or overly energetic, and of course, you have to put him to sleep where he dreams about Cookie and Cream. There, you'll have to act this whole segment out successfully in order to get true GOOD ending.

The Worst ending route:

Now in order to do that, you have to mess everything up from the beginning, therefore you throw the purse at Linda, she'll get angry with you, you fail lighting the cigarette, then JT comes in, rips off your arm while arm wrestling and you end up with a robotic arm as a janitor.

. . .

So let me get this straight; technically, there are only two routes in Air Marty, in one you mess up and in the other one you don't. You're telling me that the main GOOD ending is achieved when Marty is..you know, asleep...DREAMING and the main BAD ending is achieved when Marty becomes a janitor??? Thanks to JT?? HIS BOSS??? IN THE REALWORLD?????

So escapism basically...Another reason to kin Marty WAHOO!!

[auraofrose]

I always feel so spiritually connected after taking edibles, anyone else have similar experiences or advice on how to deep/make the most of this state?

[stonesbyhaille]

[me-beef]

@strangeravatar made a great point

i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make

but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do

ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad

[tetrahydrocannabinolconjurer]

I cast my spell,

smoke this spooky weed,

make my eyes red,

help me raise the dead.

-Ouid Sorcerer circa 1356

[iluvjuicybooty]

Hello Beautiful!🤎

[adventuremo0n]

When ur pony gf smokes weed without you

[peachypandaart]

Dream blunt rotation 🔥🔥

This is my piece for “Fanzines R Magic” hosted by @_regenko_ on Instagram!

[batgummy98]

had an edible and drew these twilight sparkles. enjoy

[mokeonn]

The Great and Powerful Trixie™ smoking a great and powerful blunt

[2strangecrows]

they're roommates and rainbow dash regularly forgets she's a stoner

(get your very own horse comic!!!!)

[card-of-the-day]

Today's Card Is: Gnomish Weed

[stonesbyhaille]

[i-am-cholera]

[elspethdixon]

Tumblr: My fave Silm characters totally smoke weed.

You fool. No they don’t. Put away the stoner jokes and use your critical thinking skills for five seconds.

The Noldor do not and would never smoke weed. Thranduil smokes weed because he’s a chill party guy who likes to get fucked up. The Noldor are type A aggressive control freaks.

The Noldor do coke.