#weed diary

[advoir]

Is it just me, or does cannabis amplify some of your autistic traits? I stim incessantly. I walk on the front pads of my feet. My posture is all over the place. My limbs, hands, or feet get "locked in" to random positions for minutes at a time. I turn my head almost 45 degrees to the left when watching TV. All normal for me, but significantly more pronounced, with automatic masking GONE.

[dykestache]

new heart bong 🫀

[iraprince]

this counts as my pride comic for the month imo

[darkxandxlonelyy]

If You see this post, its your sign to drink water! 🩵💦

[halfbakedfairy]

｡˚❀ ·.ﾟ happy 420 to all who celebrate ˚ ·ꕤ

[laurance-kisser]

Phoenix Drop’s Finest .

(aka : so close, welcome back powderpuff girls !)

[lightofthewoods]

Type O Negative and magazines 💚🖤

[wishfulina]

Where is the apothecary diaries hospital drama au? What do you mean a modern au would take place in an office.

The hoes would be in House MD or something equally insane.

[wholoveseggs]

Mikaelsons & Marijuana

18+ ---- {Masterlist} {Tag-List}

420 Followers

Hello my loves, I have reached the (very important) milestone of 420 followers! So I thought it would be a fun (& very stupid) idea to do some silly little headcanons about what kind of stoner each of the Mikaelsons would be...

♡♡ Ps. This is definitely the dumbest thing I've ever written, and I didn't tag anyone because I respect your time ~ lol ~ ♡♡

1k words - Warnings: drugs use

~☮~ Klaus ~☮~

- He smoked a lot of weed in the 18th century, mostly to just pass the time. It's not something he likes to make a habit of, because it makes him feel very human and that unsettles him.

- It somehow makes him more paranoid, but about stupid things, like, what if the reason he can't find a matching sock is because Kol is trying to make him think he's going crazy? Turn the family against him? Does Elijah really know what's in his shampoo?

- He will start a new painting every time he gets high, but never finishes it because he starts a new one when he's high again, and that one looks so much better, why would he finish this one when there's such a great one he can work on?

- He also gets really fascinated by the moon, he will just lay out on the roof or in the garden and just stare at it for hours. Wondering if he could survive the vacuum of space. Everyone ignores him when he gets like this, because they are afraid if he is even slightly encouraged, he’ll do it. Imagine him in charge of the ISS?? Terrifying.

~☮~ Rebekah ~☮~

- Her fav way to get high is through edibles. She will make a whole day out of it, baking the best treats and doing lots of self-care. It makes her very giggly and snuggly.

- She loves to take long baths when she's high, they make her feel like she's floating. She uses bath bombs, candles, rose petals, soft music, etc. Creating a relaxing environment for herself.

- She prefers to be alone, treats it a lot like meditation and will get a little annoyed if someone disturbs her.

- After all of the self-care she will put on her softest pajamas and sleep for at least a whole day.

~☮~ Kol ~☮~

- Kol is a bit of a scientist, always finding a new way to consume. He will try any form; smoking, vaping, edibles, drinks, dabs, tincture. You name it.

- He prefers to just smoke it, because it has the most powerful and immediate effect. He likes to see what it will do to his brain, or make him do. It makes him a very curious boy, he will test his own limits.

- As a witch, he will get his room all smoky and do stupid spells that will cause a light show. Sometimes the spells will even backfire on him and make him lose control of his limbs, or start levitating. It's pretty funny.

- As a vampire he gets incredibly horny and hungry, and often needs to be watched over so he won't go completely off the rails.

~☮~ Davina ~☮~

- Gets frightened and doesn't like the paranoia and lack of control. But sometimes she will try it with Kol and they will just cuddle and watch her favorite movies. He never pressures her to try it and always makes her feel safe.

~☮~ Elijah ~☮~

- Always refined, he will only smoke the best hydroponics mixed with the finest tobacco. It has to be premium and it has to be a very special occasion. He has to feel like he earned it, and that's difficult to do.

- He will spend a long time rolling it, making sure it's perfect. It's got to have just the right amount of weed, be perfectly shaped, the paper has to be perfectly smooth, the rolling motion has to be flawless and the filter just right.

- He can't stand the smell and will immediately shower afterwards, then he will get dressed up in his nicest suit, sit in his study and listen to classical music.

- If he gets really high he will want affection. He will lay with you and talk about some nonsensical philosophy, try to unpack things like the meaning of life. He will whisper poetry and kiss your cheeks. It's quite endearing, he gets all blushy and bashful.

~☮~ Marcel ~☮~

- He is always up for sharing, and always has the best bud on him. He will make it a very casual experience and offer some to the other vampire's that have been good to him. It's a time for everyone to unwind and chill for a little bit.

- He's definitely just a social smoker though, when he gets high alone he can fall into melancholy.

- He loves to get high with Rebekah, he will take her on the most elaborate and romantic dates, where they just eat an enormous amount of food... And maybe find someone to drink from together.

~☮~ Hayley ~☮~

- Has tried it a few times when hanging out with the werewolves. It makes her feel calm, and the colours around her just get brighter. She doesn't really understand it and isn't that into it, but she likes that she feels more connected to her pack.

- She likes to use CBD before she transforms into a wolf. It dulls the excruciating pain that comes from that, and she's grateful that it takes her mind off the torture for just a while.

- Jackson loves it, uses it in a spiritual way and is a very good guide for her on the matter. He makes her laugh and makes her feel safe when they are alone, sharing a joint, talking about life, and their plans for the pack.

~☮~ Freya ~☮~

- It freaks her out because it makes her feel sleepy and unfocused, which she does not enjoy at all. She finds it to be a waste of her time and feels like it could never be that enjoyable to be stoned all of the time, there are so many better ways to pass the time.

- But she will experiment with using it in her magic, and will make some potent edibles for her beloved sister. She does think it has some medicinal purposes.

- She is very fascinated by it, and will watch as the other's indulge. She will be the one to find Klaus watching the moon, it amuses her to see him so carefree.

~☮~ Esther ~☮~

- Didn't know exactly what it was one thousand years ago, but liked to add some to her tea. It would make the stress of living with Mikael much easier to deal with.

- Perhaps drank too much tea one day and had the genius idea to make her children immortal. Totally worked out well for her.

~☮~ Mikael ~☮~

- Would never, makes you weak and complacent. If you wanted to be so carefree and useless you might as well be dead.

~☮~ Finn ~☮~

- Tried it once, didn't inhale.

[chxxrricola]

I wake up, I get high

[advoir]

1. When your mental health requires large quantities of cannabis, a very good explode-the-mind-with-childlike-wonder way to spend that time is watching animal documentary series Earth At Night.

2. My partner and I have discovered that Glucci makes us mildly paranoid. Look out. ⚠️

[hyper-vigilante]

I think getting high and making hanging out with some other kinky, open minded, kinda fucked up trans people would be nice

[r1poutmygvtz]

been smoking and normally my appetite would be huge and i'd get the munchies especially since there's halloween candy near me but i'm so dedicated to this fast it's insane, im 122 and a half hours in rn and somehow got the motivation to get my steps in so i have 13.7k rn and have burnt exactly 500 cals, i've had ~20 cals today so far so yay!!

the thing that i think is helping the most is the fact i'm not at home, im at my sisters so i'm doing more than just laying in bed and watching youtube so i have distractions, mainly i've been coloring and omfg time passes so fast bc i fixate on it so hard it's crazy

i think once i finally do go home (tomorrow night will be a week since i got here lmao and i plan on staying til monday) i'll just color anytime i'm bored and i'll see if i can find a bigger water bottle bc i've realized that i'm actually pretty dehydrated and it makes me think i'm hungry when i'm really not

[annaneverstops]

i think i’m ready to stop doing drugs.

my mom is getting suspicious, i’m broke and i don’t have any source of income, and this guy i’m seeing is straight edge so i think i should give it up

- i blocked my dealer

- i flushed all the stuff i had left

it’s a good start.

i can’t let this become anymore of a problem than it is. totally hypocritical but i am high as i wrote this. my life was finally turning around after treatment and i can’t let it get back to worse

i’m not give my up drinking and cigarettes but maybe i’ll stop weed

i don’t know if this is absolute nonsense because once again i am high

[peachesnabsinthe]

🌿💗🍯

@hausfaerie (18+nsfw)

[lightofthewoods]

She is the blueprint.