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wishfulina · 3 months ago

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Where is the apothecary diaries hospital drama au? What do you mean a modern au would take place in an office.

The hoes would be in House MD or something equally insane.

#like guys maomao would be a doctor or pharmacist #she would devour the medical field #she also would smoke weed me thinks #the apothecary diaries

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me-beef · 4 months ago

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@strangeravatar made a great point

i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make

but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do

ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad

#conclusion: if one of them smokes weed they BOTH get high #but it's a baby's metabolism vs a sun god's so if CELESTIA is zooted spike is DEAD #i also like to imagine rainbow dash becomes quite the philosopher while under the influence #and yes their bong IS zecoras potion bottle from season 4 episode 1/2 thanks for asking #anyways #this is a long ass comic with. minimal payoff. but we're POSTING IT ANYWAY BABES #i couldnt decide if it would be funnier to have zephyr breeze at the end or one of those regular white blue-haired blue-eyed stock guards #i left it as zephyr. the real ones get it #i guess the real ones are everybody who saw season 9 episode 4 #but cmon why ELSE do you think celestia would hire that guy #it's cause she's a freak and im calling her out on my tumblr dot com #mlp #mlp fim #mlp friendship is magic #mlp g4 #mlp fanart #princess celestia #princess luna #rainbow dash #fluttershy #spike the dragon #zephyr breeze #horse comic #me art #also that font is one i made based off my own handwriting!! im so happy about it #though it does look. exactly like comic sans #idk how to feel about that tbh #wow you can just talk to yourself in the tags forever and no one will even know huh

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hollymacycomic · 2 years ago

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Holly & Macy and Everyone Else

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#webcomic series #webcomic artist #webcomic update #comic pages #slice of life comic #mallcore #is that a thing? they r at the mall #original character #oc tag #oc art #oc artist #comic artist #@ the people who r gonna be like 'holly can't be a skunk fur because she doesn't smoke weed' one: you're so funny two:#it's about the animal symbolism okay?? do u feel me.#lila would be a rat sheri is a bat and troi is a vulture btw. but also this isn't that important and tbh I think there r multiple animals #that could be fitting for all of them rlly.#the reason why I've never drawn them as anthros is not for lack of trying but bcuz the designs get so far away from their #human shapes/silhouettes that I always get frustrated by how they don't match and I stop drawing.#that's a me problem #hollymacycomic

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greasydumbfuck · 3 months ago

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watched the 2004 punisher movie yesterday with pixie and honestly i had fun 👍 some stuff was good some stuff was eh some completely irrelevant stuff made me mildly annoyed. but most of all it was funny and they had frank hang around with his tits out for multiple scenes so i mean how could i not have a great time tbh

#marvel #frank castle #the punisher #its also the movie that has the frame that i found like. on a wiki or something? and that pushed me down the punisher rabbithole #maybe im insane but i REALLY liked how frank looked in that movie. lost. confused. profoundly sad. bare chest glistening with sweat #whats not to like honestly. i also felt incredibly bad for thinking this the entire movie because im actually going. a little insane #like lately i just feel generally bad for liking frank in that way at all. as in both romantic and sexual. just. im sorry frank really #so the entire movie id hide my face in my hands every couple of minutes going 'oh god hes so hot im so sorry hes so hot im sorry'#what the fuck is this kid doing #anyway the thing i also liked on a more serious note was that the death of maria and his son was dragged out #because it like. like it kept going. and going. and with every second we both just felt this sense of like. dread and helplessness yk #like you KNOW theyre going to die anyway. and yet you watch them struggle and. its such a specific emotion #my least favorite horror story from a book i had invoked the same emotion in me but worse #and it was called sth like 'the torture of hope' so like. thats the best description i can give #also the thing that annoyed me for no reason was joan being blonde. why is she BLONDEEEEE #SHE JUST LOOKS LIKE MARIA LIGHT THIS IS SO. STUPID #also poor third neighbour but i assume in this movie he had the same role as in the comic (none) because its the 2004 one #i liked daves vibe. seemed like the type of guy my friend karol would have us smoke weed with on her birthday #and also he was just like me fr

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theo-grayson · 7 months ago

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sometimes the hyperfixation really kicks you in the nuts and you find yourself learning how to code so you can tell your Not Real Girlfriend that you wanna take a smoke break

#for my PERSONAL headcanon monika wouldn't *endorse* weed but she wouldn't mind if you did it in moderation #especially since unlike smoking there are several different ways to take it that aren't as harmful ie. edibles wont fuck up your lungs #i feel like she wouldn't know much about weed but if you told her you did it she would totally do research and be like #“make sure to drink some water! it will help keep your mouth from feeling dry and also soothe your throat if it's irritated from smoke :]”#also. the way she talked about wine makes me headcanon that she would probably try weed exactly once out of curiosity #but thats just me personally #also i know 'learning to code' is kind of a stretch here but its my post and i think its funny #ddlc #ddlc monika #mas #monika after story #renpy

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doberrrman · 4 months ago

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I have this feeling that I have unofficial beef with my neighbor...

#text #okay so if you wanna know:#this old lady above our apartment didn't like me even before I moved in #when she first met me we had some guys over who uninstalled and took away the old kitchen cause we were getting a new one #and she instantly tried to file some sort of complaint that it was apparently against the house rules to put spacious furniture into the #elevator without some sort of cover because the elevator could get scratches or something but get this #there was nothing in the house rules that said this. my dad even asked the ppl in charge of the house rules and they confirmed that #pretty weird isn't it? well haven't seen each other too often so I had the fortune of not having to put up with her... until 2 days ago #I just did my laundry and wanted to put it up on the communal drying rack in the basement #you also have to know that the neighbors to the right of us smoke weed. A LOT. I don't rly care you do you but they seem to smoke 24/7 #So much their entire apartment reeks of weed and they actually open their apartment door for like 1 hour in the evening to air #and of course our entire floor smells. so I get into the elevator and wanted to press the button for the basement floor but I notice it #suddenly goes up. and I'm just like okay fine.... until I run into the weird old lady and we stare at each other awkwardly #and I'm like “well... you need to go up or down...?” and she's like “I need to go down but I don't wanna get into the elevator with you..”#(get ready for what she says next) “... because your laundry smells” and you should have seen my confusion. I was so damn close to saying #“you think I put WEED into my laundry?? are you sure???” but I didn't say anything and just went well okay then not ig #So I go to the basement and put up my laundry a little bewildered but still mostly amused go back up and sleep over it #Well today I returned from college and went down to collect the laundry when I found a little piece of paper hung right next to it that said #“when you leave the washroom turn of the lights” but I swear to god I put out the light I'm 100% sure. And like she also knew I was down #there cause I was in the elevator and like why would someone put in all this effort to print out a piece of paper instead of just turning #the lights off themselves??? Idk maybe I rly did leave the lights on and this is a weird paranoia I'm having #but I can't shake of the feeling that it was her and she's trying to beef with me rly hard. idk old ppl are so weird man...

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teruthecreator · 4 months ago

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guys i like normingus

#ignorance cloud on #im so high and im thinking about them #do you think they would smoke a bowl together? i kind of wish they would #post chap 3 smoke sesh therapy session #i think mingus would mellow out a lot with weed. she should invest in some catnip #do u think catnip works on mingus? bc she does like canonically eat mice and shit #which implies being more catlike than what's expected. maybe catnip is her weed #i do also think she could smoke weed. oliver pass her the bong #do you guys think bongs still exist in the dialtown universe. bc like. how would that work #i genuinely have to think about this bc i have a fic where they smoke weed and i wanted to use a bong bc bongs are objectively hilarious #but now im sitting here wondering why the bong would exist. bc like. how would they smoke out of it #maybe they do for novelty???? idk #mingus could smoke out of a bong tho. which i want her to do #these tags have gotten out of hand. uh #you guys should talk to me abt normingus. or dialtown weed smoking. or anything send me an ask im bored

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comas-are-for-sleeping · 4 months ago

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saw deadpool & wolverine high as marvel jesus intended

#spoiler alert i smoke weed sometimes #hard launching my drug use on tumblr ig #also it highkey SLAPPED me and my friend were giggling the whole time #friend had not seen the other two movies lmao so i dont rlly know what she expected #deadpool wanted his movie to be watched inebriated i think #he would be proud #picture perfect college age summer high on the bus listening to poptropicaslutz on the way to the movies #all that being said generally i think i would like to view my movies sober #but like a silly superhero movie it doesnt rlly matter #anyway good movie #rambles #drug tw #weed tw #drugs tw #(hey just to be on the safe side)#deadpool & wolverine #deadpool #wolverine

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sonicenvy · 7 months ago

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worst thing about legal weed in my state is that it smells like weed every-fucking-where here now. Like, tbh I don't really care what other people do, and if weed is your thing, go you! Have fun, get high! I just would rather not have to smell super skunky-ass fucking smelling weed when I'm on the train, at the park, or on the bus. Presumably there is somewhere the fuck else that you can go to smoke that is not on public transportation or in parks where there are CHILDREN, why do you not do that instead?????

Cigarette smokers have also similarly lost their damn minds since 2020. The cigs actually make me angrier bcs second hand cig smoke is practically as bad as smoking yourself when you're breathing in that shit. have these fools no consideration for:

literal fucking children who should not be exposed to that shit

everyone who is trying to quit that might be triggered by it

everyone who doesn't want to breath in smoke

literally anyone who isn't themselves

?????

god forbid y'all have to wait an extra twenty fucking minutes to light up somewhere else.

ok. rant over.

#margaret babbles #don't get me wrong i think legal weed is good and they should do that #but jesus christ did everyone here decide to lose all sense of fucking consideration of others vis a vie their smoking after legalization #some of us actually don't like the smell of weed and don't want to have to dry clean our coats to get that rank ass smell off #also sure would be nice to be able to go to a single fucking park without being assaulted by the the smell of weed or cigarette smoke #this post sponsored by those annoying teenagers who were smoking a nastyass smelling joint outside the front door of my library #which they made worse by fucking blowing smoke at everyone leaving the library doors. not be an adult on main but fuck those kids #also sponsored by that guy who was smoking cigarettes all the way into downtown on the train the last time I took the green line #fuck that guy actually he sucks #still thinking about how one of my best friends from college is asthmatic #becuase she spent half her childhood living with her chainsmoking grandma #and how another friend I know is straight up allergic to tobacco smoke #or that conversation I had with my mom's friend who used to be a pack a day smoker #until she quit like 10 years ago #wherein she was all like yeah i know myself enough to know that I cannot even smoke ONE cig or be around cig smoking for too long #without risking relapse

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no-one-hears-me · 2 years ago

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I feel sad about a lot of different things rn and it feels kinda helpless

#I'm lonely and I miss my friends #but I also feel like my friends don't like me and that makes me wanna stop talking to them #and maybe I should #I wanna do something drastic but I'm reasonable enough to not do that while I'm in my feelings like this #besides idk what I would even do anyways #last summer I was friends with this girl that was kinda a terrible person but she was a friend #and I wanted a friend. I still do #anyways. she hasn't talked to me since like September and we aren't on good terms #idk why tho. she's crazy tho as I mentioned #she got mad at me for being friends with someone else bc he used to smoke a lot and drink #and she's super against that. which is fine she doesn't have to like him or his actions #but I would never try to get them to hang out together or talk to each other so like. idk why it mattered to her so much #and she basically just wanted me to choose her or him #weird. anyways #I don't think that was her main issue just one of them #also worth mentioning that she was friends with me even tho she knew I drink too. she didn't like it but she knew about it #she's just a hater ig #also worth mentioning that weed friend has clearly not had the best life or anything and she knew that too #she is privileged in many many ways and I think that has made her ignorant of what life is like for other people tbh #she couldn't believe that my parents just didn't feed me as a child. like that was so absurd and unheard of to her #like girl... that's pretty mild #anyways. I kinda turned into a hater myself #all this to say that she was not a good friend but she was a friend nonetheless #and I miss having a friend. idk if I really miss her but like #idk I guess I do. I did enjoy our conversations #also idk how to make friends ngl. I'm not really good at that #plus my mother does not let me leave the house which puts a damper on my social life #Sera

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wormsdyke · 1 year ago

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pure heroine 10 year anniversary is really making me realize how much of a death grip that era’s fashion still has on me. i fear i may never fully grow out of 2013 tumblr grunge inspired by the queen herself

#her talking about the navy lipstick from the dollar store….. GOD so true #i would still list her as a significant hair influence but that’s also just bc she has gorgeous hair #oh to have been 14 smoking weed with ella contemplating our place in the universe as artists #this is only semi serious i’m not concerned with growing out of it #just made me think about it and how much it still influences the way i dress now #ok ok ok i’m done now #tunes posting #lorde

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2024skin · 1 year ago

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can't decide if I want to be a gynecologist or if I want to marry one

#If I marry one we can open a practice together and she can oversee cesarean sections #and that guarantees I can prescribe medicine in any US state without needing to get approval from a man nor from any physician #Whom I have no way of vetting the level of work they've done to unlearn a male medical bias or to be pro woman in their practice #And /I/ don't have to go to med school and learn science that is primarily based around the male body for 5 years #despite my goal profession(s) being centered entirely around female health & biology. And /i/ don't have to pay for med school #but on the other hand. I COULD become a gynecologist and then #I could do exactly the same job I want to do as a nurse + I am a fucking Doctor + a woman in STEM + I get the same benefit of being able #to write prescriptions as I would if I married an OB/gyn and there's no barriers depending on the state I work in #+ I can perform cesarean sections and I don't have to leave my patients safety in the hands of the nearest hospital surgeon #In the event of an EMERGENCY. like if you want something done right you gotta do it yourself and all that #and also I make hella bank as a doctor like I make some hardcore moolah #Money is a good idea most of the time in my opinion #But at the same time like. Do /I/ wanna be in charge of cutting a woman open? Uhhhhhhhh #I mean. I smoke weed yall. and I watch children cartoons all day. And I'm like a b average student #Can /I/ really be trusted to cut a child out of a woman with no casualties?? Like idfk tbh. TBH #I don't know if I have it in me. Like idk #I know no healthcare job is okay to be mediocre at. I feel like I could excel at being a midwife but totally unconfident about being #a doctor. I don't think that adds up like that doesn't make sense but idk if it means I should rethink being a doctor or being a nurse

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bibleofficial · 2 years ago

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SCREAM ok so swag .. found my besties on this tour theyre also w their parents & theyre 3 vietnamese siblings between 19-24 & im obsessed w them but i’m also an alcoholic so i keep getting drunk & shouldnt even b around ppl bc im going to be seeing them everyday for the next like 2 weeks

#stream #this is so fucking funny ALSKALSKLASKALSKALKS #like at dinner i was like ok SO HERES THE TEA ON WEED & THE ECONOMY #‘ first of y’all do u know what delta 8 is’ ‘ur too young to know what spice was’ none of them have smoked weed despite living in california #their entire lives #ALSKALSKLAKSLAKSLA i felt mildly racist asking ‘are u a u.s. citizen’ BUT LIEK ALSKALSKALKSLA THEIR PARENTS ARE IMMIGRANTS HOW WOULD I KNOW #like my girly Ngoc wasn’t a citizen but she had a PERFECT american accent like 😭😭😭 SOMETIMES PPL JUST ARENT #idk but also it seems like they’ve money so it’s funny whenever i’m like ‘bc we’re poor’ bc like they went/go to private universities &#shit & can pay out of pocket totally #fine like ALSKALSKLAKSLAKALA WISH I COULD RELATE GIRLY !!!! ALL I THINK ABT IS MONEY & YHAT IM BROKE #like my dream of being a dr was shattered years ago ALSKALKSLAKALAKSLAKSLA y’all got med school money ? BC I SURE DONT ALSKALSKALKSKASLAKSLA #ugh forever wish i could’ve gone but whatever it sfine i’m going to stick w US POORS #BUT ALSO LITERALLY ITS SO FUCKIN FUNNY this guy omg he did a dual degree too & he just graduated like i did ECON THEN POLY SCI & he did the #EXACT OPPOSITE - POLI SCI THEN ECON #SCREMA so fucking funny bc like yes … stan … we get to GOSSIP omg he’s a J.S. Mill stan but lowkey i’m a smith stan but like i’m also a #smith literalist i SHOULD SAY #i made that up by that i mean explicitly that i agree w his views of sales and choice rather than ‘should be’ but ‘what IS’#im FAR too drunk #omg i did something i’d never do: finished someone’s drink after they’d drank from it #like me ? put lips on someone’s cup thag i haven’t had sex w ? girl …#ALSKALSKLAKSLAKSLA LIKE I NEEDED THE REST OF THE WINE INONLY HAD LIKE 3 GLASSES #that sounds so bad oh my god #ALAKLSKALKALKSLAKSLSKLKALAL #me avoiding as hard as possible to admitting to myself that i struggle w alcoholism #me realizing that i’d just be an alcoholic if breathalyzers weren’t a thing or id not have to drive

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tenapricots · 2 months ago

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The Saskiad by Brian Hall is so slept on it makes me sad

Saskia White she is so darling. I have not read anything like her narrative voice before, but I love it so very much. She and Jane Sing(h) have my whole heart

#The Saskiad #Brian Hall #books #I don’t even know how to describe this book #it’s not even 400 pages but it feels like an epic #I tried explaining it once irl and it pretty much went like #it is about this 12-13 year old girl who lives on an ex-hippie commune and who describes everything through a literary and fantastical lens #she’s friends with Odysseus Marco Polo and Horatio Hornblower #but it’s also about her imo vaguely homoerotic developing friendship with Jane #it’s also about her reuniting with her father who left when she was young and them going on a trip together #also uhhh highly questionable authority figures #also save the whales! (kind of)#and that’s not even mentioning the general middle schooler life events that are also going on for a good portion of the book #some random person on Goodreads said something to the effect of I don’t know if the author even met a 12 year old girl in his life #but 12 year old me would disagree!!!#12 year old me did not smoke weed but I think Saskia and I could have been good friends had we known each other #we don’t have remotely similar lives but she’s pretty relatable and her weirdness is so very charming #I am so sad there are not even 10 posts on Tumblr about it #and on Reddit there’s one singular comment that just mentions that it’s set near Ithaca NY #it’s so underrated like where is the meta where are the analyses??#I am in unpopular book hell

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getoutofmytardis · 9 months ago

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insane that i’m the biggest disappointment of a child for smoking weed but the child that’s emotionally abusive is fine

#i??? do not understand my parents #like ok yes it is bad that my room smells of weed and is messy #but!#feels real fucking weird that my mum gets more upset with me about that than my sister being the literal devil incarnate #and not in a fun way #like dinner last night i literally did not say a single word bc me. just speaking. apparently triggers izzy and i think i literally just #acknowledged a joke being made and she started her whole. you need to leave. get out. you’re the problem. everyone hates you. shtick #and my mums response is can you just be nice to each other #???????????#GIRL I DIDNT DO A FUCKING THING #I KNOW YOU DONT LIKE CONFLICT AND THE CONFLICT APpArENtLy ONLY OCCURS WHEN IM PRESENT #(it doesn’t. she’s even worse to my mum but mum never. fucking does anything about it #which yeah i do get bc defending urself or literally just saying or reacting in anyway than what The Devil wants you to ends up a mess)#but maybe use two fucking braincells and realise i’m not the worst one here??#i’m actually gonna go insane #also it’s like. lowkey so funny that mums disappointed bc she thinks i haven’t been smoking for months #which i have!! u just haven’t fuckin realised it bestie!! so maybe the reason i am being depressed and useless rn is related to uhh the #fucking demon that’s living in the house again???#not because weed is so evil and brain rotting??#also like i do completely get how silly of me it is to blame everything on my sister when i am aware that my mum hates me smoking weed and #i shouldn’t get a free pass just because my sister is worse than me #but also.#i would like a free pass:(#basically! i should move out lol #but unfortuately i have spent all of my savings #can’t wait to spend 12 hours in the car with all of them tomorrow!!#ah you know when u look back at the times you were gonna kill urself and wish you just fucking did #vent post

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icterid-rubus · 10 months ago

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My cousin lit up with her dad and I was a little offended they didn’t offer me any. But maybe it’s good because then I would absolutely have no filter with bumble person, I know it.

#my uncle called me out for being a pushover and it’s like hey but you shouldn’t say it #I’m tempted to get another drink. but I’m sharing a room with my aunt. and she only just learned her stoned brothers smoked weed like a #year ago. not sure she could handle me stumbling in drunk #also hangovers suck.#I will not send bumble person my number #I think they would consider this a turn ofd. they don’t drink like at all #iuuuuuugh

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