#we're gonna call this story....
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
Gt July Day 24 â Memory
Catching up quickly now! (I actually had this written a couple of days ago, but wanted to post things in order.) Decided to do more with Tempo and the clockmaker, because in standard fashion this new story has taken over my imagination more than expected. Enjoy!
âââââââââââââââââââââââââââââââââ
âIâm off to the post office,â said the clockmaker.
This was, for all appearances, announced to an empty room. The living quarters above the clock shop were relatively small, the main room barely big enough for a bed, a dresser, a small kitchen area, and a couple of end tables. One of the end tables was dominated by a rather large dollhouse- it was mostly made of painted wood, though she had replaced the hinges and other metal detailing with some of her own work. The door swung open smoothly and quickly, as was demonstrated when Tempo rushed out of it and onto the little porch out front. âI want to come!â the tiny clockwork man announced, sounding as if he ought to be out of breath, though of course he didnât really breathe.
âAbsolutely not,â the clockmaker responded. She didnât so much as look over, instead busying herself fitting a number of small boxes into a relatively large cloth bag. âIâve a busy day, and I canât be stopping every two minutes to explain you to somebody.â
The enchanted metal making up Tempoâs face pulled down into a frown. âThatâs not my fault,â he replied, rather sulky. âI didnât ask to come into the world as a six-inch-tall amalgamation of animated clockwork.â
The clockmaker nearly replied that she hadnât asked for that either, but thought that might be a bit cruel and refrained. Instead she said, âTechnically, youâre not quite six inches,â which only made Tempo sulk harder. âAnd my decision is final. Iâve just got too much to do today, Iâm sorry.â
Tempo didnât reply, his little metal arms crossed and his face tilted away, so the clockmaker just sighed. She turned and stepped into the small washroom off of the main room, intending to freshen up a bit before going out into the world.
Once she was out of sight, Tempo turned his head and stared at the bag full of packages.
It was dreadfully tempting. Tempo wasted barely a moment deciding before he swiveled on his heel and ran across the porch, launching himself over the railing at the far end. He landed lithely on the human bed beyond, his slight weight barely making a dent in the covers, and caught his balance with a bit of wide-eyed flailing before continuing his dash. He scrambled up and into the bag of packages, sliding to the bottom mere seconds before the clockmaker stepped back out into the room.
She stopped, noting Tempoâs absence, and at the bottom of the bag her tiny clockwork creation tried to stay still. He couldnât help the turning of his gears, or the ticking of the clock in his chest, but he was hoping the cloth would be enough to muffle it. âTempo?â she asked. She moved towards the dollhouse, endeavoring to look inside. The curtains Tempo had put up in the windows kept her from getting a good view on anything except the edges of some miniature furniture.
The clockmaker sighed again. Knowing Tempo, he was probably pouting up in the attic. Coming to life magically as he had, it was like heâd skipped childhood and gone straight into teenage-dom. She was sure sheâd no idea what to do with him. Standing again, she said, âIâll be back in a few hours,â and, picking up the package bag none the wiser, headed downstairs.
The quiet, dim sanctuary of her shop and studio was a brief respite before she stepped out into the bright bustle of the city. Between the natural fog and the industrial steam rising from most buildings, the sun wasnât exactly out, but it made its presence known by diffusing everything with an almost painfully fluorescent glow. The stone and brick of the buildings nearly shone. People bustled along, the occasional auto rumbling down the cobbles, and the clockmaker adjusted her hat and set off at a good clip towards the post office.
The post office itself was a large, blocky building, an old standby in this part of the city, but it was well upkept and even more well used. People flowed in and out between the stone arches and columns making up the buildingâs façade, and once inside, the sound of footsteps along the polished wood floors and hushed conversation made a constant backdrop to the sight of visitors and clerks bustling back and forth.
In the bag, Tempo could hear all of this but couldnât see any of it, which he thought was a real shame. He didnât want to risk getting found out by trying to climb up, however, so he remained huddled at the bottom of the bag as he had been.
The clockmaker angled towards a clerkâs window at the backmost corner of the long, polished counter. Fewer people went all the way back here, and besides, the clerk knew her well enough. A slim, rather peaky man, he looked up and gave her a genuine smile as she approached. âAh, Miss Lorelei,â he greeted her. âWelcome in.â
âThanks, Thomas,â the clockmaker replied. She set her bag full of packages on the counter with a huff. âNeed all these sent off, theyâre already addressed,â she informed him, digging out her coin purse for the postage.
âExcellent.â Thomas rummaged around in the bag, delicately pulling out and stacking little boxes wrapped in brown paper and neatly addressed in pen. As Lorelei set down the coins on his counter, he asked, âNeed the bag back? I can get everything unloaded quickly if you like.â
Lorelei waved a hand. âNo need, I donât need to be carrying it all around town. Iâll be back in a couple hours to pick it up, if thatâs alright?â Thomas nodded, and with a brief nod in return she said, âRight then, Iâm off. See you in a bit.â She left, bustling back out of the busy post office, and Thomas got back to meticulously organizing the packages.
Which were serving as cover for Tempo, cover that was quickly dwindling. Tempo realized with a smidge of self-directed ire that he hadnât actually thought of a plan for this part. Getting out and about was all well and good, but what was he to do now?
Before he could decide, a hand reached in and grabbed him instead of the package next to him.
Tempo soon found himself held in front of a large face sporting an expression of outright surprise, which he was sure was mirrored in his own metallic countenance. Slender, knobby fingers held him by the middle, his legs and tailcoat both hanging over empty space, and Tempo braced his hands on Thomasâs index finger as he cracked a sideways little smile. âAh,â the clockwork man began. âI, erm, donât suppose youâd be willing to forget you ever saw me?â
Thomasâs watery blue eyes blinked. âUnfortunately not,â he replied, the admission sounding like it came automatically while the (metaphorical) gears turned in his head. âIâm afraid this incident is likely written indelibly in my memory.â
âBugger,â said Tempo.
âWhat are you?â Thomas asked, tilting his hand back a bit to look Tempo over. âAre you one of Miss Loreleiâs creations?â
A small huff came from Tempo â purely for show, as he didnât actually breathe â who couldnât rightly deny that. He was, but, âIâm more than that!â he protested. âBit more than just clockwork here, if you hadnât noticed.â
Thomas couldnât help but smile. âI had, actually,â he teased gently in return. He set Tempo on the counter, watching in fascination as the little metal man got his balance. âThough you do seem to be mostly clockwork, I will say.â Having a clock instead of a chest rather gave that away, though his deduction earned him a withering look from those tiny glass eyes. âIâm guessing youâre not supposed to be in one of these boxes Miss Lorelei wants mailed out, then?â
âAbsolutely not,â Tempo answered, little mouth twisted in disgust and offense. The thought of being sent through the mail sounded horrible.
âRight,â said Thomas. He began thinking through the alternatives, and the conclusion he drew was more than a bit amusing. âAnd I suppose Miss Lorelei meant to leave you here at the post office, then, despite you not being mail?â
At that Tempo froze, before trying his hand at looking aloof. It only mostly worked. âNot⊠as suchâŠâ he was forced to reply.
Thomasâs smile grew. This little clockwork⊠person, whatever he was, was endearing despite its best efforts. It wouldnât hurt anything to let the tiny automaton stick around. âWell then,â said Thomas, âI suppose youâll just have to wait here until Miss Lorelei returns for her bag.â The clerk began unloading the packages again, though he was respectful enough to set them on a part of the counter well away from Tempo.
Tempo sighed and looked around. There really wasnât another option- the clockmaker would come back eventually, and it wasnât as if he had another plan for getting home. He hadnât even rightly seen the way theyâd come. âAlright,â he grudgingly admitted. At least from up on the counter he could have his fill of seeing the real world- the post office was busy, and big, and bright. It was somewhere new, and that was worth it, he supposed.
Thomas watched the morose little clockwork man for a few minutes before taking pity on him and asking, âEver seen the mail get stamped before?â
Tempo turned, curiosity alight in his copper face. âNo,â he honestly replied.
Thomas smiled. âWant to help me with it?â
As it turned out, Tempo liked spending an afternoon at the post office.
#gtjuly#gtjuly2023#my writing#we're gonna call this story....#clockwork kingdom#i guess#titles are hard man idk
3 notes
·
View notes
Text
So how old was the First Spinjitsu Master when he invented Spinjitsu? Because we see him use it in the Legend of Nyad, and the Keepers, as well as Imperium Source Dragon, refer to him by that name. Was Spinjitsu something he created in the First Realm??? Was he like 10 when he made it???
#crazy the god dragons call Some Dude by a title that he randomly gave himself#bro dont even has a name !!!#watch we're gonna get an oni prequel story and even from birth theyll say FSM#ninjago#ninjago dragons rising#raine's rambles#raine's shitposting#first spinjitzu master
75 notes
·
View notes
Text
neuvi is meeting his peepaw rn
#genshin impact#caluutalks#4.6 spoilers#genshin spoilers#so...... arlecchino's story huh...#god she's so cool and complex and interesting and I LOVE HER STORY QUEST#def one of (if not) the best atm. her bossfight is so cool. I'll ramble more abt her later when i post art of her (i swear im finishing it)#back to scylla n neuvi#so. yeah. we got confirmation that scylla's the prev hydro dragon. ain't that cool. [refer to edit at the bottom]#also i read on the hoyo web prior to 4.6 that he's gonna function as our remurian taxi and i was vv excited for scylla every since#bc it tickles me SO MUCH that the previous hydro dragon that we're gonna meet soon IS GOING TO BE OUR PERSONAL TAXI#also like at the end of the quest we're buddy buddy with him and calling him big guy. I fucking love that. we besties fr#plus scylla did say that he plans to meet neuvillette sometime after the events of the quest so..#so I might be drawing that too for funsies.#anw i'll be doing exploration and later finish the arlecchino art. cya my dear fellows!#edit: apparently I misread and it seems like scylla isn't the prev hydro dragon?? and that he's a powerful vishap (smth of the sort).#either way I'm still probs gonna draw the idea of neuvi and scylla meeting but ig somethings will change.#either way. sorry for the confusion folks.
39 notes
·
View notes
Text
tbh im personally tired of shitty parents and shitty families drama like can one (1) person on this show have normal parents who are normal and nice. yes i had to say normal twice. it needs emphasising.
#send post#i feel like im watching the same story recycled 4-5 times#call that laundering innit#911 writers like: we have parents issues and we're gonna make it everyone's problem#boofuckinghoo. go to therapy.#sorry it just does not compel me at all#i could have given tommy a better family lore backstory#i could have also given chimney a better resolution with his pos dad while i'm here#and inb4: better family lore does not mean good happy family where everything is normal#just something different and exciting and interesting#anyway no question about it i am ready to get disappointed again
22 notes
·
View notes
Text
the doctor isnt neurodivergent or autistic or adhd or nonbinary or genderqueer or asexual. what the doctor is, is Not From Here
#which necessarily of course says something abt their (non)whiteness#(i had all these words in quotation marks first so mentally add those to whiteness too)#but we've them be black for all of 1.5 episode now so#lets see how that develops you know#also i dont think i understand the politics of that part well enough to say much abt it#not that i probably understand the politics of these parts better but#im annoyed enough abt this Thing happening these years. in these 20s i guess. the 'representation' thing#to complain abt it anyway#the dsm isnt real and it isnt gonna fuck you buddy#maybe i'll read some books and then one day i'll write an essay driven by spite and pettiness#i wonder if i can make the thesis statement about the tension between their status of main character#in a 60 year running family adventure show vs this therapy thing we're doing now#like. you cant do that. in terms of like. what story is and does. what a character is and does. it strains#in an interesting way. like im not saying they Shouldnt have done it. im just observing. that you cant do that really. i think#or maybe you can! but i'll find that out#i also dont know shit abt narratology or whatever so. need to read books first. sigh#always have to pause my thoughts to read myself in first its so annoying. esp bc i rarely really do#bc then new thoughts new things to do you cant do EVERYTHING. you can do almost nothing. bane of my existence really#but like you might even be able to say smth interesting here about whether you can call them traumatised at all#remember that article i saw around on tumblr a few years ago i think that was abt like. some scholar in the middle east maybe#saying that ptsd is a western thing bc it necessitates a Post#all of this is western. psychiatry is western. its all stories. how you conceptualise trauma is a story#whos Other is story#where youre from is a story what you stand for is a story who you are is a story#ah. checked the article. dr samah jabr. palestinian. i'll start with her book maybe
61 notes
·
View notes
Text
new deadpool movie is just. hey, i'm deadpool, and i'm breaking the 4th wall! every 4 seconds! also: here's a vague critique of a Big Corporate Bad. oh and a meme. you like that, don't you? isn't that funny? are you laughing harder than you've ever laughed in your life, you fuck? are you pissing yourself laughing???
#personal#i'm 30 mins in and like damn okay i get it ryan reynolds is too cool to be constrained by the traditional movie conventions of the past#wherein a film is just a fucking story being told#it has to be a constant running quippy commentary on a story being told and for some reason that's sooooo much funnier and better#i'm think i'm gonna call it here i only gave it a chance bc a friend of mine sung its praises to the high heavens#what men find funny is really grim honestly#they tried to poke fun at the wayyyyy overdone âhe's right behind me isn't he?â that ppl make fun of marvel for and like#no it's not meta or satirical or somehow claiming it back if you make deadpool say it followed by a smartass remark#you didn't do what you think you did marvel lmao#and breaking the 4th wall is only a good device when it's used sparingly and with intention to create impact#not when deadpool is whispering some memetic nonsense as an aside into the camera every 20 seconds please i beg of you#play your character motherfucker stop making eye contact and saying shit to me like we're friends you're not real#deadpool#this is 71% serious
14 notes
·
View notes
Text
dust prince, part two
(prev) (next) hi sorry this is a bit later than intended, I agreed to make something irl thatâs taking more of my freetime than expected and also my body might be kind of falling apart, so, priorities, you know? enjoy!
-
> You offer him your hand so he can climb out.
A good part of you thinks this is an absolutely terrible idea, sticking your hand out for an unknown, probably fae creatureâŠbut the little guy does look genuinely terrified and you would hate for him to drown in your dinner after heâs already spoiled it.
He teeters unsteadily, initially backing away from you as best as he can, broth pooling around his bare feet. You stop with your hand stretched into an open palm where he can easily reach you.Â
âItâs alright, I wonât hurt you,â you say softly.Â
Relief flashes across his face and he pulls himself onto your palm with shaking hands. He glances back to the bowl, then up towards the rafter and he collapses with a whimper, probably taking stock of just how bad that fall could have been.
âThank you, I - I apologize, I wasâŠthank you,â he says breathlessly.
He speaks with a familiar accent, one that mirrors the upper class speech that you grew up surrounded by. If itâs not an affectation or some sort of trick, the little man is a long way from homeâyouâre certainly no local.
He doesnât look like any sort of noble merchant. He doesnât look quite like anything youâve ever seen, not during your travels and certainly not at home. He has a very human face, now that heâs wiped it clean, save for gently pointed ears that are no more exotic than your average elfâs. Arguably you make for a more exotic figure, with your devilâs eyes and slender tail. Heâs dressed in a crudely-made tunic and, were it not for his size, would look like any number of beggars youâve passed in your time.Â
At least, one whoâs had an exceptionally rough day at the soup kitchen.Â
âYou say something, Red?â
Your barbarian companion turns back from their critique of a random brunette dwarf. They notice you staring at your messy hand and lean forward on the table, their eyes lighting up when they catch sight of the tiny figure.Â
âHey, what is that? A sprite? Let me get a look,â they say.Â
They reach towards him before you can answer. The mysterious little stranger recoils back against your hand as he notices Mikko reaching for him.
taglist (lmk if you want to be added!): @da3dm @whumpinthepot @whumpsday @why-not-ask-me-a-better-question
#rogue's name is not red it's just mikko that calls you/them that#mikko mostly got a name to get around the poll char limit#g/t#giant/tiny#g/t writing#giant tiny#g/t community#sfw g/t#poll story#cyoa#dust prince#oc: mikko#temp oc tag: rogue#the first few choices are mostly probing who we're gonna be as much as setting plot tbh#unless maybe you'd chosen one of the bottom two options last time :?#anyway I could ramble plenty bc nerves but that's silly so here
30 notes
·
View notes
Text
this has no basis in anything but i can't shake the idea of ganondorf just being an incredibly reticent teenager (going along with my now-stuck headcanon of him being very isolated as a kid) who spent a ton of time just sort of observing people and absorbing information, who then around the age of stepping up to more active/public kingship was like 'okay I've done that stage, time to sink all those skill points i accumulated into charisma, manipulation and theatrics' which he views as a perfectly normal progression but seemed kind of sudden and bizarre from the outside. what I'm saying is that the original form of Nabooru's 'i don't know you any more, you are not the man I knew' was 'dude what the fuck weren't you an introvert'
#he still is! it's just less obvious#joky phrasing but. i do genuinely revolve this in my head wrt the whole nabooru-ganondorf friends 2 enemies arc (also in my head)#it's a crucial story beat re: nabooru getting unnerved by ganondorf/questioning how well she actually knows him for the first time#bc nabooru is an incredibly honest person and just kind of assumed ganondorf was the same#he seemed straightforward with her! he wasn't super talkative but what he said came off as genuine!#but when he displays the *ability* to completely change the outward appearance of his personality#combined with showing that he's figured out how to manipulate people and situations to his advantage#it calls everything else into question#(which in turn kind of hurts ganondorf because he's just putting into action the kind of king he's decided to be + being Good At People#and of course he's been truthful with her (mostly) she's smart and competent and he likes her! what is the problem??)#nabooru#ganondorf#it's an old song and we're gonna sing it again
46 notes
·
View notes
Text
Fuschia/Magenta?
#*deep breath kicks down uni door*#VERN!!! VERNIFRED!!! I GOT A HUGE BONE TO PICK WITH YOU!!!!! YES YOU!!!!#âwe're only gonna read 1 chap of Don Quixote because it's too much to dive into.â#THIS COMING FROM THE MAN WHO MADE US READ THE ENTIRETY OF DANTES INFERNO#WHO MADE US WRITE 20 PAGE ESSAYS ON THE ODYSSEY#WHO MADE US FOLLOW HIS CANTERBURY TALES HYPERFIXATION FOR NOT 1 BUT 2 SEMESTERS#DISSECTING EVERY. FUCKING. CHARACTER. ACTION.#MAKING ME RESENT CHAUCER TO WHERE I COULDN'T WATCH A KNIGHTS TALE FOR 3 YEARS STRAIGHT#one of my all time favorite movies btw YOU MADE ME HATE THE THING I LOVED VERNIFRED#and you had the GALL to say the class only had 1 chap to dedicate to Don Quixote?#YOU MY FRIEND JUST DIDN'T WANT THE CLASS TO LOSE THEIR SHIT LAUGHING EVERY OTHER CHAPTER#IF YOU'RE AROUND HUMAN HAPPINESS YOU'RE LIKE A WORM DISCOVERING THE BAIT SECTION AT WALMART#ITS EASY TO READ FOR A CLASSIC HAS WIT IS BITTER SWEET AF IS TRAGIC IS FUN AND MAKES YOU WANT TO HAVE CRAZY MAN BIG DICK ENERGY#WHEN YOU HAVE A FOOT IN THE GRAVE#and the banter...THAT SHIT ROCKS#AND IM NOT JUST SAYING THIS CAUSE OF MY OWN HYPERFIX WITH LUIS AND I'M READING FOR RESEARCH#these stories FUCK#I AM SO MAD#SO SO MAD MY PEERS AND I GOT A TASTE OF SOMETHING THAT WOULD'VE KEPT US ENGAGED#AND I AM MAD THAT I RESENTED THAT CLASS SO MUCH THAT I DIDN'T WANT TO TOUCH THE CLASSICS FOR A WHILE#and that it took me until I'm 31 WRITING A DAMN FANFIC IN MY SPARE TIME TO READ THE ENTIRETY OF WHAT I FUCKING MISSED OUT ON#astarion voice: IT WAS RIGHT THERE!!!!!#vernifred...can i can i call you vern?#look...i love you. you were one of the most humble profs i had i looked forward to going to class every mon and tues for lecture and reading#i get the hyperfixations my guy i really and truly do#BUT I STILL RESENT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU FOR THIS ONE#i finally get why luis loved this shit so much too and im seeing more connections with re4 now and it feels like the cherry on top of it all#vern....just....SIGH....GIVE THE DON A CHANCE MAN#FOR THE SAKE OF THE CHILDREN WHO WILL BE IN YOUR CARE#YOU KNOW...YOU JUST...MAKE ME...GRRRHFHFHHDJDJ!!! đđŒđđŒđđŒ
9 notes
·
View notes
Note
me @ you calling Lucerys boring! đ come on, he's just a kid! cutting out aemond's eye was bad, i agree, but i don't think he was as bland as everyone says. his imposter syndrome in 8 and 10 was interesting to watch at least. he was a brave little boy.
I mean I don't really see anything brave about bringing a knife to a fight he not only had fuck all to do with but where he was clearly at fault (Aemond did nothing wrong, he tamed a free dragon, Baela and Rhaena get a pass because they're grieving but Jace and Luke had no business being involved and certainly no business escalating into 4 v 1 violence against the clear cut victim), trying to literally murder someone because I don't know what the fuck you're trying to do when you stab a knife at someone's face but it's certainly not a warning shot, showing zero remorse for it at all, and at worse acting like a little snot when in the same room with your victim. The fact that Luke got away with this scot free (didn't he literally say "I didn't do anything" you boring little asshole you stabbed out someone's eye that is the opposite of not doing anything!) is an absolute travesty of justice that stains everyone involved (mostly Viserys and Luke but I'm not letting Rhaenyra "pls torture the ten year old stabbing victim until he tells me how he figured out that these white dark haired children aren't the sons of my black platinum blond husband" Targaryen off the hook either). Aemond could have died, not only from the initial wound, but from the myriad of infections or other issues that could have plagued him during the healing process. For God's sake, Viserys nicks himself on the Iron Throne and they have to lop off his arm, his infected injuries and their treatment have already made him pretty firmly decrepit by Driftmark, the fact that Aemond healed without any serious and lifelong and further damaging complication is a goddamn miracle. And even kids know that murder is bad, I'm pretty sure that if I were Lucerys's age and I tried to commit homicide I'd have to deal with some consequences.
And I'm sorry, but I call him boring because he is! They wrote a boring character! That's not on me for picking up on it, that's on the writers and the myriad choices they made that led to them severely underdeveloping several characters, most prominently Lucerys (Jace and Baela and Rhaena at least get another season of life to develop further, Luke gets four episodes and they knew that going in). This is a song I've been singing literally since the show was airing and it's not gonna change, cuz he's dead and therefore stuck with his boring character and complete lack of characterization.
Him being a kid is not a character trait, and it certainly doesn't make him more interesting anymore than, say, his eye color would. The impostor syndrome thing they kinda tried didn't really work because 1) it's not impostor syndrome if it's true, he's not a Velaryon and Vaemond was 99% in the right in that entire thing (I don't like him throwing out misogynistic slurs, you can point out that these aren't Velaryons but Strong bastards without stooping to calling Rhaenyra a whore, I hate men sometimes) 2) in episode 8 it exists for one single line and is not a driving force for him at all for the remainder of the episode to the point that it could be cut out and mean nothing, especially since that scene was only there to introduce adult Aemond and 3) it doesn't even make sense because the person who was set up as having issues with his lack of Velaryon heritage and Harwin being his father was Jace. Jace is the one who hears the rumors and clocks it early on in childhood, Jace is the one who is deeply affected by it to the point of bitterness towards his own mother, Jace is the one who grieves Harwin but also feels angry that he can't express it. All of that was set up as part of Jace's arc, not at all Luke's, who is literally set dressing up until he decides to commit criminal offenses in the middle of the night. And then time skip, and suddenly Jace is A-OK and Luke, who has shown no issue before now (or any personality at all) is slightly concerned about it for one line in episode 8 before going back to being a piece of cardboard until episode 10.
And I'll be honest, the second that scene came out in episode 10, I immediately saw it for what it was, which was a very obvious patch job. The writers were clearly aware that they had not given the viewers any reason at all to care about Luke one way or another, so we weren't going to feel a lot when Vhagar (deservedly, imo) munches on him. So they hastily added in this really heavy-handed scene of poor uwu soft boy Lukey who is so concerned with doing right and needs to blink up tearfully at Mommy and be her sweet boy and get little kisses to assuage his worries, so that we'd feel some emotion and then be said when he becomes the Jonah to Vhagar's whale. It just doesn't work because there was nothing for him before then and therefore I don't care, I just feel bad Rhaenyra.
Luke is a bland and boring character. That's not an attack, that's just what the writers did. They tried to cram too much into a ten episode season, literally twenty years of history, and it caused a lot of characterization problems for a lot of characters, particularly for the Team Black ones. And a consequence of that is that the character with the least amount of time for development got not development and no personality. He's a plank of wood, he's a platonic version of the sexy lamp trope; there's nothing there and he exists only for us to feel bad when the lamp is smashed. Seriously, name me five individual character traits that Lucerys has. He's a momma's boy, even though I'm not really sure that's a character trait but I'll give it to him, and I guess he's devoid of empathy, considering that he doesn't appear to feel literally any remorse for mutilating Aemond (seriously, is it like the Dothraki and "thank you"? does the word "sorry" not exist in Valyrian languages? you can't even send an apology gift basket or a note?). But he's not brave, as there is no scene that shows any bravery or courage, and he's not noble or kind or thoughtful because there's nothing that shows any of that, or anything that shows him being the opposite, cruel or cowardly or weak, because he's a basically a character who could be played by sticking a wig on a mop and waving it around. And any characterization of insecurity exists as something hamfistedly crowbarred in at the last minute in his final episode to try to manipulate the audience's emotions with less sensitivity than D&D trying to tug at our heartstrings by having Drogon try to nudge Dany awake after she's killed.
But there is a character that I do consider to be a brave little boy, though I regret to inform y'all that it is Not a fourteen year old with no depth or personality or written characterization whose main claim to fame is maiming a person without apology and then dying. Nah, the brave little boy title goes to post-Driftmark Aemond. Aemond, at ten, is delivered a life altering injury whose recovery was likely very slow and very painful, involved a lot of worry about whether he'd have to deal with infection or further risk of death, and had to relearn how to do literally everything now that he was half blind, and he did all of it. He survived, and he thrived. He relearned how to walk, how to balance, his spatial awareness. He learned how to fought and even became incredibly good at it, and maintained his bond with Vhagar, as well as trying to keep himself mentally sharp as well. He did all of that, despite the huge setback he was dealt with at age ten. That's brave, go Aemond.
#personal#answered#anonymous#anti lucerys velaryon#the only thing about luke that even gets me remotely passionate is what he did to aemond#but that's because i like aemond and i feel things about aemond#who is a fully realized character#lucery is Not that#and yeah it's a writing issue and a massive writing issue#do baela and rhaena even have ANY character traits at all?#do their adult versions even have more then a dozen lines?#like at least they live through the dance so we can see more characterization develop in upcoming seasons#but honestly the only character more atrociously handled in terms of being made boring than luke are baela and rhaena#who could honestly be completely cut from the story of season 1 entirely and not have it make a lick of difference#like me calling luke boring isn't an attack on the character of luke (because it basically doesn't exist)#it's me taking the WRITERS to task#since it's impossible to set luke's lack of characterization apart from the out of universe creative decisions that led to it#and i've always thought he's boring and that's really not gonna change#there's four episodes of the boy and i've seen all four of them and they're the only four we're ever gonna get#they knew that they knew luke was gonna be set in unchanging stone once he died and they elected to do nothing with him anyway#so he's boring and bland#sucks but it's true
16 notes
·
View notes
Text
saw someone unironically saying "rhinedottir fed nigredo to durin to make nigredo grow better and stronger because durin's stomach is actually nurturing like hummus đđđ" god if you're up there can you revoke this person's rights to speak about rhinedottir, or any morally questionable girlboss for that matter. if you can't accept that a lady had her son swallow her other son whole then just move onto characters who are actually nice instead of rewriting the actually not so good characters to fit your imaginary narrative better.
#rhine rambling tag#rhinedottir#i swear to god no one has it worse than rhinedottir fans we're in the FUCKING TRENCHES#if it's not people claiming rhinedottir is gonna be an eden or black swan or mobius or whatever honkai girl expy#or saying she's a descender because of that one âflower that is not of this worldâ line WHICH WAS DEBUNKED SINCE 2. FUCKING 3#its people doing olympics levels of mental gymnastics to convince themselves and everyone else that she's not a horrible person.#SHE IS. THAT'S LITERALLY THE WHOLE POINT#god. reminds me of an ex-friend of mine that was 100% convinced scara was a psychopath who would turn evil and sadistic after 3.3#and downright saying that the âlittle dollâ story should have been deleted because it didn't fit THEIR interpretation of scara#that was based entirely in wishful thinking and poor misconceptions that have been cleared up PATCHES AGO.#but they just COULDN'T accept that scaramouche wasn't this inherently murderous goth sadistic mommy kinda character#and called ME and MY FRIEND *DELUSIONAL*#last time i spoke to them they said that neuvillette would never cry because he uhh didnt understand his emotions??? WHAT#THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS MAYBE IF YOU WERENT BUSY CRANKING IT TO SCARAMOUCHE IN NURSE LINGERIE YOU'D ACTUALLY KNOW WHO THE CHARACTERS **ARE**#aight that was quite the tangent#ok new tag#rhine hating
10 notes
·
View notes
Text
they werent lying that knuckles series barely has knuckles in it
#i pirated that shit Btw just so we're clear. also gonna talk about it a little bit in the tags#nothing too spoilery but also might not wanna read if you want to go in knowing absolutely nothing? idk#anyway he WAS a main character still he was present for a decent amount of the first couple episodes#but the amount of screentime he gets just starts dropping after that . hes barely there at all in the second half ???#and it feels like theres a lot of scenes mostly focusing on wade and his problems and not near as many for knuckles and his whole deal#overall it feels more like a wade show with knuckles in it than a knuckles show with wade in it. which sucks#and human characters having plot relevance isnt the problem here i dont mind human characters at all i think they can be really fun#its the fact that the human characters are taking over the story and spotlight when the show is called knuckles#and all the marketing makes it look like knuckles is the main focus#and i also would have preferred if they just went with a differnet character to be knuckles' human friend#because i dont particulraly care about wade. and the knuckles (and sonic and tails) i know would not be friends with cops </3#well at least the story wasnt knuckles training wade to be a better cop like a lot of people were expecting but thats like.the bare minimum#also aside from the issues relating to knuckles' screentime (or lack of screentime) i thought the ending was unsatisfying#regardless of all that though there WERE some parts i enjoyed or found kind of funny or whatever. because knuckles so cutesy as always#knuckles being a cute little guy is the most important part of the show actually#and i liked the parts with sonic tails and maddie even if they were only there for like 5 minutes#(i really wish those three had gotten more screentime. i feel like they could have easily worked in at least one more scene with them)#and its a minor thing but the opening sequence is cute. was honestly expecting just a title card or something#overall the show is just . kind of okay i guess. not the worst thing ive ever seen but still disappointing ? idk how to explain..#my expectations also werent very high in the first place#so maybe im being a bit more generous than i would have been otherwise. idk#and i definitely would not recommend this to anyone who already dislikes the sonic movies . youll probably hate this more#like people who thought the human characters got too much screentime in the second movie would lose their minds if they saw this
18 notes
·
View notes
Text
suprize song guesses for london night 2*:
mary's song x fifteen x the best day
87 & 89; boy on the football team; works as a bridge between the other two
they all have themes of growing up, specifically going from the first verse of mary -> best day -> fifteen -> last verse of mary would kick ass imo
it would also be chronological in like, life events
country taylor
story of us x us.
both talking to the muse about how they feel after the end of a relationship
ngl i just want her to say "đžđ„đȘŠthe story ofđȘŠđ„đž ... u-uUh-uh-us"
the albatross x peace
i can't explain how this makes sense but like
"she's the death you chose / you're in terrible danger" with "the rain is always gonna come / if you're standing with me"
how in the ancient mariner (poem where the albatross motif comes from) the rain happening both with the wedding guest and the mariner after he kills the albatross
honestly i think peace works with a lot of things on ttpd/the anthology
FOR EXAMPLE
peace x ttpd x the prophecy
goes from warning the person you're still with -> warning the person you recently separated from -> realizing you need the warning more than they do
"give you my wild / give you a child" -> "you took my ring off my middle finger and put it on the one / people put wedding rings on" -> "don't want money / just someone who / wants my company"
like, ill give you everything i have (but some things are out of my control) to you said could handle that to no one wants to be with me, i don't want to be with me, get me out of the life i built for myself
or it could be like, ill give you everything i have (but some things are out of my control) to you said you'd give me everything too, you said you were forever about this (add in the chorus of ttpd) but instead you left, and no one else knows you like i do, what are YOU going to do now to i should have taken my own advice, they were right to leave, who would want me if the trade off is this life?
tl;dr: i love my monochromatic greyscale albums
loml also fits the theme but idk if she would do 4 songs in a mashup and also the story feels pretty strong imo with just those three
london boy
she's in london
i have no further evidence
closure x imgonnagetyouback
so according to google these are in the same key and now i want to teach myself guitar so i can mash them up myself because dear god
anyway 1. she hasn't played either of them and they're both like top 3 of their albums
they also happen to be the 2 sides of my last breakup and i just now realized that...
anyway, in closure the other person is being clingy and wants the breakup to be amicable so they can feel like a good person
and in imgonnagetyouback the speaker is being ,,clingy,, or like, thinking too much about a relationship that's over
(also the person in closure always seemed to me to be in a better place emotionally + was the one to break up where as the letter sender felt like they had an ulterior motive for contacting their ex)
SO, imgonnagetyouback is written by the person who got dumped and closure is the person who broke things off and they're writing about the same relationship
peace x clean
i don't really have a story for this but
"the rain came pouring / down when i was drowning / that's when i could finally breathe" and "the rain is always gonna come / if you're standing with me"
maybe like, clean is the aftermath, written by person A, and peace is written by person B warning person A. the rain being like, person B's sadness/baggage, but also serving as the method of escape for person A
like, the thing that is person B's biggest flaw was the way person A knew to run
a real if they show you who they are believe them type story, but mostly i just like both of the rain lines in the songs
#anyway these are mostly just hopes i have#she obviously can't play every one of these tomorrow but like what if she did#idk i just really want to see her face when she sings the 87/89 line i think it'll be really cute#and the last two feel like the stories she's been telling the past couple nights#taylor swift#the eras tour#surprise song guesses#look at me#helpppppp now i don't know what to put for mastermind or jamie's game im so conflicted now#i've been sitting on these for a while so now they all seem equally plausible in my head#now that i've said this she's gonna play the fearless vault just to avoid mary's song#also can we talk about hoa we're calling the all orange 1989 outfit 'karma' like-#ma'am my delusions are being fed#executive disfunction in the tags#adhding in the tags#im normal i swear#the eras tour london#swiftball#mastermind#somehow also ts 6.5#the adhd is adhding#eras tour#don't trust any of these line breaks fyi i did them based on vibes and my own memory
5 notes
·
View notes
Text
everyone talks about the Looks between dream and hob in the 1789 scene as the biggest proof on reading that scene as shippy but i would like to put forward the fact that when hob goes to attack johanna's bodyguards he disables the one threatening dream first before he even considers the knife two inches away from his own throat
(he knows dream is an immortal of some description, but has no idea what the rules are on that. and hob can take a knife and survive, if he has to, but he's not risking it with dream)
#like. in the comics their relationship genuinely does read as just friends and it would be a reach to call it romantic#in the show it's just. it's not even subtext at this point#tom and ferdie were really just like yeah no we're gonna be angsty and gay thank you goodnight#can you IMAGINE what some of the future scenes with them are gonna be like if we got all this just from men of good fortune#also while i don't know if there's room to give us any more in the story#i would like more scenes that remind you hob was a bandit and a mercenary please#because they're very fun#1x06#hob gadling#dream of the endless#the sandman#meta#mine#dreamling
105 notes
·
View notes
Text
This is a start, anyway. Lots of research and work ahead.
#still unsure what i can do when adhd brain doesnt let me do my hobbies in the little free time i have#but in the other hand if i can be sure that if i got a health insurance plan thru the ACA on the state market#that it would still cover me even if the ACA gets slashed - including thru the following enrollment period (that they wont be able to drop#me due to 'preexisting condition'. then i can leave my job and have a lot more time to be active and involved with this stuff.)#like I'm gonna do what i can anywY and I'm not gonna assume i cant do anything bc i have a strong motivation w this so adhd brain might be#chill w letting me do something#it feels like theres no time left tho but I'm trying to ignore that#but i just got my work schedule for Thanksgiving week and between the wk before and wk of I'm working 7 days straight. bc I'm dumb and#volunteered to be the one to work on Thanksgiving Day (why. bc i didnt want to make the 60+ yr old do 7+ days in a row or the 20-yr old.)#(shouldve asked if the kid was willing tho tbh. I'm gonna be burned tf out so badly.)#and i shouldve asked for the rest of the week off tbh but only got the 29th and 30th off. boo.#anyway abd then its december and we're gonna be busy busy with stupid Xmas stuff plants decor etc...#I'm just. worried I'll blink and itll be january.#but lets try lets do..something somehow#id like to find a way to squeeze the eye dr. vaccines. and dental extractions and healing time in before January#as well as getting involved in this stuff#and trying to overcome my intense social anxiety to do so#and looking into health insurance stuff#and RESTING too. need to do that. somehow.#but my whole November is booked now bc of work.#id love a 4 day workweek instead of 5 at least tbh but cant be floral specialist if I'm not full time amd cant stay on the insurance thru#work if I'm not fulltime either#and somehwere in the midst is...thanksgiving hah. and hanukkah which is Very important especially noe#now*#one story of hanukkah is of a small group fighting back against oppressors and succeeding#so.#idk where I'm going with this. but this day off is half over and.. i did this list thing yesterday actually but added to it today.#today ive also...devoured all current pages of a miraculous ladybug fancomic. put up one load of laundry. and opened the door#dor some fresh air and commection grounding etc..#i should call the eye dr guy so i can get a basic eye exam sooner than later and get new lenses ordered bc my glasses are at least 2 yrs ood
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
Lord of the Rings as a reprise of the Silmarillion
Well ok, not a reprise in the sense of "same song, just with small tweaks" but as" same motifs, but in places where they fit much better and the whole thing is more [excuse me, I lack a word. Better? Happier? None of those fully fits]". Recapitualization? I think this is the more classical music term. But I like the word "reprise".
We have a character falling into fire with The Object, but this time it solves something, and still it's not perfect, poor little wretched creature, but it does accomplish something, as opposed to only removing something beautiful from anyone's reach.
We have a character challenging a Dark Lord to fight, but this time it worrks, it results in distraction, not destruction.
Someone asks Galadriel for her hair and nobody is a jerk about it.
A Man marries an Elf and they live peacefully, and so do their kids.
There is a quest and nobody makes any rush oaths (thanks Elrond!).
More of a stretch, but we have... This may be the fault of movies and fanart but I do see some vibe match: Frodo&Sam as Mae&Maglor (both have the Object; one jumps into water because loyalty; one [almost] jumps into fire). Legolas, Aragorn and Gimli have some 3C vibes (pretty guy with bow, Just A Guy, a guy associated with craftsy Aule-like stuff) but they are not jerks, very much not so. And blame the movies where Merry&Pippin are pranksters, and the fanon where Ambarussar are basically the Weasley twins, but. and Gandalf is cool, associated with fire and dies on a Balrog. But he comes back. And they all are good and succeed. (sorry, Boromir, I can't match you to the pattern, let's say this is your punishment for trying to take the Ring ;) )
I'm not saying it's all intentional on Tolkien's part, just that I see it there.
Yes, I do have some tropes that I obsess about, and this is not even a legit trope, I'm sorry.
I love this. I love this aestethics, or feeling, or whatever you call this, I love recontexttualization, I love when things change in repeat â it's a sad song butt we're gonna sing it anyway â I very much love a similar thing, which excuse me, but should be a trope, should be done more often but is not, the thing where there's a quote and it seems sad, depressing, hopeless even but then you learn the wider context and it's the oppositeâ and yes, surely there could be just a happy quote from the start but it would lack the moment when your brain goes "a-ha!!!" on it, and I love this moment, it is such a beautiful feeling. When things suddenly are revealed to be the opposite of what they seemed and it's a good thing. Why is this thing not a trope? Like, when people write books and chapter titles, mottosâ why don't people do this?
(Like eucatastrophe but instead of "suddenly Eagles!" it's more of a "it's not what I thought it was", like a mental focus shift, a recognition. But it's always been there, not suddenly flew in. (No offense to the Eagles.)).
It's a sad song.
Untill you learn it was just a fragment.
And anyway how Lotr relates to the Silm in this way in some places⊠it is beautiful.
#silm#lotr#ramblings#it's a sad song#but we're gonna sing it anyway#yes the hadestown quote is one of my favorite tags now#mhm have I mentioned that the Silm does some things to Greek mythology too [speaking of Orpheus]?#because when Luthien sings a sad songg it actually works#like there is a whole chain stories doing that to other stories#and I wouldn't say stories only#but that's another thing#anyway it's just beautiful#rambling#rambling in tags#sure you may call it ârepeating of literary motifsâ#but it's not repeating it's more like resolving#I probably missed half of the silm-LotR echoes anyway
3 notes
·
View notes