#we're emo!!!!!!

[clown-around-and-find-out]

moodboard of shit i constantly quote which results in nobody ever knowing what the hell im talking about

[xxplastic-cubexx]

evo doodling

[provecfy]

The batfam is sitting around the cave for patrol routes on the 24th (crime doesn't stop for Christmas Eve), when Batman breaks the news towards the end,

Batman: And, finally, there has been an intel breach at the North Pole, so the Justice League has decided to assign Orphan as Father Christmas' bodyguard for the night.

A beat of silence.

Nightwing, unimpressed: Is this a joke for the holidays?

Batman: I am serious. We would assign a flying hero to escort him throughout the night, but we believe a silent and skillful bodyguard would be better, so we moved for Cassandra.

Red Robin: I'm gonna give it to you, B, it's the first time I've seen you commit so hard to a prank, but nobody believes you.

Batman, dropping the Justice League approved files on Father Christmas in front of Cassandra:

Robin, raising from his seat in alarm: So all of those times you said you were gonna call Santa Claus to tell him I was being rude to my siblings-!

Batman: It was true. Everybody knows all the parents have Father Christmas' phone number. *Spoiler raises a hand.* Not your parents, I have been given the responsibility of informing him of your actions even though you're not my legal child. I speak of you better than you think I do.

Orphan, still a bit surprised: Why me?

Batman: He asked for you, ask him yourself, and cheer up. Even if it's for a mission, you're gonna meet Father Christmas.

Highlights of the Christmas Mission:

Father Christmas apologizes to Cass when he sees her, and tells her he has been trying to reach her to give her presents for years. He tells her none of what happened to her was her fault and that she has never been on the naughty list. Not a single year.

Cassandra gets to hug Santa.

Tim and Steph go to the Toys Factory in the North Pole to find the breach.

The North Pole's privage intranet is codified on the soundtrack of Christmas Walmart movies. Tim takes three gulps from spiked egg nog and begins a holiday-theme musical hack battle against the mole.

Steph keeps trying to unionize the elves as a joke but halfway through the night she starts finding actual issues created by some mean-spirited middle-manager and slowly gets more and more serious about the union.

Robin keeps talking to Nightwing about Santa in front of criminals and they all look at Nightwing like "does the kid not know" and Robin keeps insisting that Santa is real and his father talks with him on the phone but nobody believes him.

Red Hood hears about everything and now that he knows Santa is real keeps trying to speak politely to people and doing nice things in efforts to get back on the nice list before Christmas.

He gets Charcoal anyway.

Babs gets a message towards the end of the night. Cass has managed to get a selfie with Santa and her nineteen late Christmas presents after beating the bad guy.

Signal finds out that all the Christmas lights through the street illuminate the street to the degree he can pull all of his day shift shenanigans at night.

Every time he has to fight someone throughout the night he just yells "Holiday Attack!" and flashes them in the face with industrial levels of festive red and green light.

[swollenbabyfat]

we're emo!!!!!

[lichenbug]

flutterpie but awesome

[theresoneicouldcallking]

i'm still processing everything and my mind is both all over the place and hyperfixated on that final scene.

but.

oliver said there have been crumbs throughout the show for years

oliver said this is how he has always seen buck

oliver said the fans weren't crazy for clocking buck as queer, because he himself saw it too

oliver said he had to pull back from fan interaction on social media because he wanted to validate our feelings so much but couldn't because those as*holes over at fox were holding him back

oliver said he planned on playing buck differently this season, leaning more towards bi buck and this was WITHOUT knowing what tim had planned

tim said there were studio execs back when who held all the cards basically confirming that fox refused to give them the green light for this story arc

tim said he's always viewed buck's love interests as flat and never moved the story forward

[angelsdean]

WAH when you remember dean teaching jack to drive. giving jack the dream he always had of his dad teaching him to drive at a normal age and praising him for a job well done 😭 dean tossing jack the keys to the impala, his most prized possession, and trusting him with her 😭

[daphnekissart]

sugar we’re going down 🦌

[nails4breakfast-tacks4snacks]

He ate my heart, he a-a-ate my heart out.

That boy is a monster ♥︎×

[miryarts]

They're emo indeed

[total-drama-brainrot]

On the topic of wrinkles, I wish more Total Drama characters had "imperfections" in their appearences.

Owen's crows feet? Iconic. Dawn's eyebags? Stunning.

Eva's unibrow and body hair is so refreshing to see on a show from 2007. Especially since it's never used to fuel any jokes!

Cody, Mike (and his system), Rodney and Mickey have tooth gaps. Leshawna, Beth and Amy have moles. Courtney and Harold have freckles. Kelsey the Trent superfan has acne! Give me more of this!!

Give me characters with skin conditions like rosacea and vitiligo! Give me characters with scars!

[zer0wlet]

Twilight's cm is absolutely temporary, I need to think about that one some more

[revivisection]

my boyfriend who i hate and my bffsie who has never done anything wrong ever

[beneathsilverstars]

Hey how fucked up do you think it would be to suddenly forget the language you think in. It's one thing to speak only a language that no one else knows, it's another to not have a language altogether. I sure hope Siffrin had a meaningful level of exposure to any other language as a child!!

Even then, I can't imagine the mental exhaustion of only being able to think in a language that you are merely familiar with, not fluent in. Unable to even ask yourself, wait, what's the Vaugardien word for [ ]? Instinctively reaching for the word you actually know instead of the translation, and finding only pain in its place.

How quickly did they learn that most of the time, it's better to not even try to remember?

[stimpry]

my house didnt burn down

i dont think i need to put the ref here but i will anyways

[tkshoelace]

I hope I'm not too late on this joke