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of beasts and blood
A Beauty and the Beast AU
6 Chapters | ? Words | Rated M
“You seem equally as dwarvish,” she ends up saying, her voice strained enough to sound harsh, “they’re not fireproof.” A hand grabs the end of the torch, fingers dipping into the flame to yank her forward. She squeaks involuntarily, trying not to let her fear seem so obvious when the light catches his face and she watches the last of the dragon sink into the golden scales covering the bridge of his nose. “I don’t think you want to burn that part away,” he says quietly, raising an eyebrow and puffing smoke from between his teeth, “do you?"
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Sigrid trades her life for her father’s and finds herself in the clutches of a cursed mountain, fending off the fangs of beasts
#bam writes#of beasts and blood#obab#figrid#figrid fic#the hobbit#the hobbit fic#fíli#sigrid#beauty and the beast au#today on: ideas that spawned from a single thought and ballooned without my consent#six chapters is an estimate and a goal#I doubt it’ll be more than seven chapters. but it could be shorter than six. so six we’re slotting in#enjoy the vibes quite frankly#we’re not taking it too seriously#this is technically part of what I’m calling#the fairytale collection#which literally just means a small cluster of hobbit/lotr fics that are based around fairytales/fairytale movies lmao#but it’s not an official series or anything that’s just how I have the fics organised cause they’re all supposed to be relatively short#happy 3am y’all 🫶🏻
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broke: jc and wwx are brothers therefore shipping them would be incest
woke: jc and wwx share a bond that is too complicated and fraught to restrict to a singular label, however, they are not siblings as wwx is not blood-related to the jiangs nor is he adopted into the jiang clan. the official relationship between wwx and jc is that of shixiong/shidi, as well as sect heir, then sect leader/disciple, and they grow up together in the jiang household as best friends. wwx occupies a liminal space where he is notably just a disciple in the yunmeng jiang clan while being favoured by jiang fengmian to the detriment of his own son, without being officially included in the jiang family. much of the strife that arises between jfm and yzy comes in fact from the uncertain place of wwx; in fact, if they were brothers with wwx being adopted by jfm the tragedies that befell them in canon might arguably not have happened. moreover, martial sibling romance is a common trope in cdramas and as evidenced by madam jin’s words during the phoenix mountain hunt, a romantic relationship between jiang yanli and wei wuxian (shijie/shidi) would absolutely be perceived as normal in-universe. therefore chengxian is not incest.
bespoke: chengxian is not incest so i’m making it incest
#chengxian#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#the appeal of fucking your not-brother… unmatched#we’re all undercover shidifuckers and shixiongfuckers here 😔#don’t take this too seriously
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Even in a joke au Fr4nk will always have a soft spot for his ‘soon-to-be’ boyfriend
#welcome home gangster au#joke au pls don’t take it seriously#to be more Specific they’re not ‘boyfriends’ yet because According to Fr4nk they didn’t make it official#BUT… everyone Knows they’re a thing#it’s too Obvious#‘only I can kiss him but we’re not a thing BUT only I can kiss him’ — Fr4nk probably#welcome home puppet show#welcome home#krasytoonz#welcome home arg#welcome home fanart#welcome home project#fanart#welcome h#welcomeh#welcome home comic#comic#Eddie x frank#Frank x eddie#Eddie dear#Frank frankly#welcome home frank#welcome home eddie#frankly dear
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RAINCODE 4KOMA COMIC PROJECT
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This is another project that I'm currently working on with @kazinsblog! We adore makoyuma and they're our number one faves.
So we decided to make a little 4koma style side special of Kazin's mini series "The Kanai Ward Case Files"
This intro is the only normal comic in this story.
Prologue: Flu season hits worldwide, and Makoto calls Yuma one day and gives him the warning. Yuma notices his congested voice so he wants to head to to Kanai Ward to check on him. But meanwhile, Yuma is trying his best to hold his cough as he talks on the line. Only to suffer the fit after Makoto hangs up. He isn't well either.
When Yuma arrives in Kanai Tower finding Makoto completely disheveled and passed out at his work desk, he ushers the stuffy CEO to bed. The two were shown pushing themselves while being sick alone. But now that they're together, these stubborn workaholics will finally rest and break from their duties in order to take care of each other. (for the most part anyway)
further information below
Of course since I'm involved in this project, they're obviously not going to be doing well... XD But this story is going to be a lot more fun and lighthearted than others I have written. (It's essentially written in a silly sick filler episode of a cartoon kind of vibe) meaning less whump, and more sick comfort and hilarity. There may be a few somewhat whumpy ones here and there (I can't resist) but it won't be as common.
Full Story Summary:
This RainCode fan side story revolves around slice of life comedy 4koma style strips with scenes of Yuma and Makoto being sick together and spending time with each other in Kanai Tower for about a week or two. They both have different halves of cold symptoms, Yuma with throat based, and Makoto with nasal based. (hence the title) Various cute and wacky stuff happen between the two and their bond grows stronger spending this time off together away from their duties as detective and CEO. They may be sick and miserable, but at least they're in it together! What could possibly go wrong?
The comic strips will be drawn by Kazin, but there will be some bonus art that the two of us will work on together (similar to the title which was a collab by us both)
Also, both of us agreed that these strips should be posted on my blog rather than Kazin's. Reason being is that this story is based on illness and my blog is half an illness blog so it makes more sense to share it to mine. You all likely expect this sort of thing from me at this point anyway… XD (I’m also the director so I write the descriptions of them.)
And this series will continue to be ongoing so long as Kazin and I have ideas. (we currently have almost 100 strips planned)
I will update this in separate posts whenever more strips get fully digitally drawn by Kazin whenever she can work on them. With the tag #kanaiwardcasefiles h&h. Some strips will be random, some will be two parters, and some will have a timeline or are connected to others.
We both hope you look forward to this project! There will be a lot of funny and cute moments between these two, so we hope you makoyuma enjoyers are excited!
Also bit of a fun fact: This was inspired by when my mother and I had covid late April 2024. Something similar happened to us, and we each had one cold-like symptom more than the other. (her with coughing and me with congestion) So I thought of this idea for these two!
#whumpcode#rain code#master detective archives: rain code#rain code spoilers#master detective archives spoilers#yuma kokohead#makoto kagutsuchi#makoyuma#pixelprojects#art collab#comic collab#kanaiwardcasefiles h&h#sick comfort#illness whump#yeah another project is anybody shocked? xD#kazin and I have had this on the brain since late last month#the idea of one caring for the other is nice and all#but what if they BOTH went through it and had to care for eachother?#the perfect reason to take a break from their hard work :3c#ofc with their weak immune system they both get sick during flu season haha#also them having separate symptoms is just funny#both have the same disease but different symptoms#i like to think the penalty of having one half missing means the other gets AMPLIFIED 😈#thats just a fun concept and it works for these two x3#now this isn’t canon so don’t take it too seriously!!#its just for fun! we’re just playing around! x3c#its the exact opposite of AHR… x’D#but yeah it’ll get updated whenever more get done#theres no exact date so just be patient and expect the unexpected!!#making the title was so fun!! >w<
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NO I WILL NOT zip my lips. it’s actually sossoosooso crazy that tommy calls buck evan. like. that’s not his name!!!! the people who know him call him BUCK. this is not even subtext it is TEXT. and I will never find it cute that tommy does it. I have never even found it cute when eddie does it in fics!!!! because it’s NOT his name!!! it is representative of a person to whom he no longer feels a strong connection, it is a name to which he no longer feels a strong connection. because everyone in his life that loves him calls him buck. and it’s actually kind of fucked up to me that he’s like having this journey of queer self-discovery or whatever. and it’s tied to this guy that insists on calling him by a different name than every other important person in his life. like is that not weird to. certain individuals. ? his first queer relationship being dissociated from the name that he has said people who know him call him? like it’s sequestered from the rest of him, rather than being a part of the whole person that he is??? I don’t like it!!!!!! at allllllll!!!!!!!!
#god maybe I’m just being sensitive but it sets my TEETH on edge!!!! I have to write it in this fic and I cringe every time!!!!#like I honestly hate to bring up the like queer media theory of it all or whatever.#bc it maybe sounds like I’m just taking ship wars too seriously or whatever.#which like okay perhaps I am!!#but it makes me!!!!! uncomfortable!!!!!!!!!!!#like they have to make him a new person in order to make him queer or something I don’t like it!!!!!!!#unless it’s on purpose so we’re supposed to hate tommy in which case it’s genius and it worked <3
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like i do think it is funny that many of the blogs saying insane shit were perfectly fine with first kneejerk defending, and then continuing to be friends with queerbuck, certified racist cunt, for like months. and i am a real person. so isn’t that something
#but i have to like tommy. because of aids#like we all knew that that freak didn’t actually want to kill me. but it was an inappropriate thing to say to a real person who could see#it. but no they were all fine with circulating that and defending it and even just believing it for no reason!#it wouldn’t have been inappropriate if it were a broad statement for example! and it certainly isn’t inappropriate to talk like that about#FAKE PEOPLE. i knowww we’re all capable of understanding this! clearly! LOL.#oh and my identity mattered in that situation! we knew that too!#just bad faith shit happening all around. it’s so tiring#and then there’s the matter of just like. playing telephone games about posts#screenshotting me saying facetiously that WHEN PEOPLE WRITE FANFICTION ABOUT HIM tommy shouldn’t be treated as anything more than an eddie#replacement so he should be Dehumanized. and removing the context of the fanfiction part to make it look bad. or removing the#‘genuine fear and vulnerability and bid for connection’ part from paige’s post to turn it into ‘violence against gay men for daddy kink’#wholesale. like can we be fucking serious. how do i take you seriously
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Look. I know most of us have been feeling the Charlie Slimecicle drought after zero qsmp streams, and I’m right here missing him with you. However, we actually know the reason for his absence and, just maybe, see him on our screens once again.
Charlie is a central character in the horror production Generation Loss: The Social Experiments. It is a three-day-long live interactive experience on twitch created and hosted by his good friend Ranboo (tall guy with mask in the Sorry Boys videos). Think of it a kin to The Jerma985 Dollhouse streams but bigger and greater, said by Jerma himself. Along with Charlie and Ranboo, the cast features other creators such as Jerma985, Sneegsnag, and many more that have yet to be announced.
This has been Ranboo’s passion project for almost two years now, and it would mean so much to the cast, crew, and longtime fans as well if you chose to experience it live. It will be streamed on twitch.tv/ranboolive at 6 pm est on May 24, 26, and 28. Generation Loss is described as the biggest event in twitch history, so I hope to see you there ;)
Trigger warnings, merch links, and other information can be found in the twitter thread below:
And remember…
SAVE HIM
PROVE YOUR WORTH
FIND THE FOUNDER
#charlie slimecicle#slimecicle#qsmp#ranboolive#generation loss#genloss#ranboo#BOOBERS#AND GENLOSERS ALIKE#i call upon you in these trying times#too many slimecicle enjoyers are in mourning when we’re literally seeing him in two days time#We must inform the masses#With great haste now#TO THE STREETS#I can’t take myself seriously lmao
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literally so done with rhaegar antis at this point. we know practically nothing about this character besides all the good things other characters say about him and the fact that robert baratheon hates him and says things about rhaegar that ned disagrees with. and robert baratheon is a pos so being hated by him only does favors for rhaegar’s character imo.
but somehow all these characters who think well of rhaegar are just lying. even though almost all of the characters who have spoken/thought well of rhaegar come from different families and have different allegiances. make it make sense. explain it to me like i’m five. what do jamie and ned have to gain by thinking positively about rhaegar? what about jorah? and barristan?
seriously. stop with the “prophecy obsessed freak” and the “rhaegar was mad” bs. none of this is supported in the books.
for 1) the prophecy is real! this is a fantasy series! and it’s very likely that jon snow (his likely son) is one of the azor ahai/prince that was promised figures! the other completely certain azor ahai figure is his own sister! so yes this prophecy seems to be centered around rhaegar’s family.
2) rhaegar being “mad” is not supported whatsoever. prophecies and magic are very real in asoiaf. so believing/trying to figure out prophecies is not an act of a madman. if anything, we should praise rhaegar for having the foresight to be actively concerned about this world ending threat! he was right. and one mention, if not the first mention, of the song of ice and fire comes from a vision in the house of the undying… from rhaegar. please remember what the title of this series is…
now, it is fair to criticize rhaegar for how he treated elia at the tourney at harrenhall. he was wrong there and that was a terrible thing to do to elia. however, saying that rhaegar was awful to elia throughout their whole marriage is not supported. and saying that rhaegar was awful to his children is not supported at all.
also, getting angry at a fictional character for needing a son to secure the succession to the throne is hilarious, especially since it was necessary for not just rhaegar, but also for elia to secure their own positions at court. they both needed a male heir, but elia needed to have a son more than rhaegar to secure her position. so why are people so mad that rhaegar and elia had aegon? andal tradition says that a son comes before a daughter and a daughter before an uncle… but aerys had viserys to threaten rhaegar with because aerys was king and had the power to change the succession. having aegon was very important for both rhaegar and elias futures and protected rhaenys position as well. just look at what happened to alys karstark when all of her male brothers were gone. she was almost usurped by her uncle. do you really think aerys would let the throne pass to a girl? aerys??
anyways, we don’t know enough about rhaegar and elias relationship to actually make any concrete statements about them, but, from danys house of the undying vision of rhaegar and (likely) elia, their relationship seemed fine and they seemed open with each other. not every marriage of duty ends in nedcat and five kids, but their marriage was clearly far from the robert and cersei nightmare.
another thing rhaegar antis love to harp about is how he is a pedophile. i’m literally so sick of it. rhaegar, someone who seemingly struggled with some form of depression, finally found some joy outside of a marriage of duty. the author himself called rhaegar a love struck prince. ned never thinks ill of rhaegar, even though if the stories robert baratheon would have us believe were true then ned would be the first character who thinks rhaegar is some sort of monster. but ned doesn’t. back to the pedo argument… anyways i have issues with the age gap as well. but i know where to lay my criticism. with george. he’s weird about ages and it pisses me off. however, i won’t let this change the way i see a character, especially since westeros doesn’t have any age of consent laws.
god just criticize george already.
but to be clear, rhaegar, a tragic character who died trying to protect his family, who’s daughter hid underneath his bed for protection, is not some monster. he was born in grief, lived in grief, found some joy, and died whispering the name of the woman he loved. that’s sad. and it’s horrible that he’s blamed for his family’s deaths even though he fought and died trying to protect them. and then robert baratheon sat on his throne and drunk and whored the realm into debt. thank you mr. boar. and good riddance. cersei slayed with this one.
now if you want to blame someone for the war and what came after, then blame aerys for his cruelty. blame brandon for his foolishness. blame robert for his warmongering. blame tywin for his monstrous actions. blame gregor and amory for their terrible violence.
stop blaming the guy who died trying to protect his loved ones.
and tbh, we literally have so little knowledge of what happened before the rebellion and after harrenhall. we just don’t know what happened between rhaegar and lyanna besides what george has told us and whatever small scraps we get in the book. we don’t know if it was a rash decision or if there was some plan in place when rhaegar and lyanna ran off. we just don’t know.
so please stop treating your headcanons like canon facts. especially when your headcanon isn’t supported anywhere in the books! it’s so tiring to see! i get it! you hate this character! whatever! but stop acting like what you’re saying is canon!
rhaegar is simply a ghost haunting the narrative. but his legacy lives on in dany and (likely) jon. and both of them are saviors fighting the good fight. and based on the descriptions we have of rhaegar, i can say that he’s likely very proud of his sister and son.
#i hate you jon snow and dany antis#i hate you rhaegar antis#way to warp characters#literally so done it’s so annoying to see at this point#this is a fantasy story sorry you can’t wrap your head around someone taking a prophecy seriously and being right about said prophecy#well he didn’t get it right at first but he easily changed his mind about who the prophecy was about#this literally contradicts any argument that rhaegar had delusions of grandeur since he was clearly rational enough to change his mind#sleep deprived lol#where are the good metas about rhaegar i hate seeing antis doing surface lvl analysis’s of this guy in order to paint him in the worst light#ppl love complex characters until they get to rhaegar and dany and suddenly we’re talking modern morals and higher standards like wth#when jon learns the truth ppl are gonna do 180s on him and suddenly he can’t make any mistakes either#george pls release winds and save my poor eyes from these horrible garbage takes#i’m getting kinda mean here i’m just in a bad mood sry lol#anti sansa stans#anti elia stans#just in case lololo#rhaegar targaryen#asoiaf fandom critical#asoiaf#rip rhaenys your dad loved you so much rip elia fly high queen rip rhaegar and lyanna your love story was too epic so george had to snuff it#aegon may be alive? it’s jaqen…….. lol i probably lost all credibility with this one
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Ohhhh so I bet it’s no wonder Padmé probably never questioned anything about Anakin saying his mother had him by herself and that he didn’t have a dad. By the time they’re married and she finds out they’re gonna have kids and she’s preemptively filling out family medical history paperwork, she just glosses over the whole “I don’t have a dad” thing Anakin probably told her assuming they can fill it out later when he gets his records, not realizing the two of them were having different conversations because okay yeah, her sister had children without having a partner involved in the process, poor people on Tatooine must apparently have access to that technology too, Shmi’s business is her own and it’s not like they can ask her anymore, logical, logical. Padme “Its one banana, Anakin, how much could it cost? Ten dollars?” Naberrie and Anakin “I didn’t pay attention in biology class because that doesn’t apply to me and therefore i don’t need to know it” Skywalker
#Anakin in canon does not seem to be Aware™ of much#Puts very little thought into anything really#Though tbh. Canon Padme ain’t much better#padme amidala#anakin skywalker#sola Naberrie#star wars prequels#I had a whole Jedi sex ed comic drafted somewhere that’s just supposed to be a bunch of jokes#but I think people would take it too seriously#Logically the guy in charge of you should give you the birds and the space bees talk#but what would that look like from the different Jedi#Ki-Adi Mundi is the most chill and qualified person to talk to#Obi-Wan tosses a textbook onto the coffee table and says ‘‘Figure it out’’#All the other masters threaten the padawans on doing their homework or else they’ll make the padawans get the talk from Yoda#Which NOBODY ever wants to hear again#(To be clear. I do think the Jedi had a comprehensive education. like you would have HAD to in order to do what they do#But the thought of a bunch of very confused non-Nautolan padawans getting the talk from Kit Fisto and getting the wrong applicable info#is— out of context— very funny)#‘‘Master Windu when Master Fisto said spawning season was coming up—’’#‘‘Not another word. We’re getting you different diagrams.’’#(Like I’ve never been of the opinion that the Jedi were kept in the dark about this or didn’t freely discuss it. facts of life are importan#But it’s never not going to be a topic that isn’t without the occasional blunders.)#prequel trilogy
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Help me power this shit up for this thursday pls
#Imogen has to step up already#IT’S BEEN TWO WEEKS#that tag’s like 90% dead every time we’re on break#it’s been way too long since I’ve read a good fanfiction#AND I MISS LAUDNA DAMN IT#imogen has to feed us this week or else HAHAHA jk jk#😡😡😡#no but seriously I want some canon soon#cause the math in my head says that we got like two more eps of this team#maybe three if they take too long#but the point is#Imogen needs to step up already#imodna#critical role#imogen temult#laudna#imogen x laudna#bells hells#campaign 3#c3
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hey guys checking in from watching the flash instead of finishing my rewatch of the chute and uhhhh season 9 is bad.
#like don’t get me wrong it was never Good but in the first couple seasons it was fun#it didn’t take itself too seriously yknow? so the bad writing was like. it was fine it was kind of part of the fun even if it hurt sometime#we’ve been hopping around so I haven’t like actually watched late seasons in depth but they seem to take themselves so seriously#so it’s that AND it’s not well written which is a really rough combination#AND CISCO ISNT EVEN HERE. WAILING AND WEEPING.#I miss him so bad. and I miss his extremely toxic ex dynamic with the one character we’re watching this for.#not trek#i mean very tangentially in that I mentioned the chute but. whatever.
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reblog this with your best freakish caption
#christian pulisic#MOST FERAL CAPTION WINS#show this man how much you love him#don’t be so boring guys 👀😂#ps: we’re just having fun here don’t take things too seriously 😉
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I’ve heard CNetz complain about how the anime would add extra shit that makes Sanji worse for the sake of comedy (like the pervert gags) but if I stick to the manga I’ll miss out on all the cute fillers and anime-only moments but I’m too early into One Piece to juggle both the anime and the manga ARrdtsgabbaj I’m dying help a sister out
#I’ve also been reassured on Twitter that it’s actually not That Bad and people are just exaggerating or reusing the same old joke#ppl maybe just take the op gags too seriously coz you have lost zoro glutton luffy money nami and at the end of the day they’re just jokes#it’s only sanji fans who have a lil bitch whispering in their ear abt how sanji is a pdf and rpist like no#oh actually I’ve seen ppl say nami would sell out her crew for money too so we’re not alone#one piece#stew watches op#vinsmoke sanji
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just a general observation.
#mondoblr my beloved#you’ve made it onto some shitlists#this counts as an ‘i voted for mondo’ sticker/button#also because the fans of the losing characters are actually taking this too seriously#meanwhile mondo fans are like#‘we’re honestly fine with him losing’#and then he makes it to the finals#mondo owada
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Thinking through the logical conclusions of lore that the source material has clearly not thought that deeply about can be annoying or depressing in the sense of seeing exactly how deep the plot holes go but so long as it doesn’t inherently break the suspension of disbelief or ruin your enjoyment of the overall story it can be really fun to figure out what you can use to plug the holes. Like that’s just free real estate now baby. If the lore implies X but the story wound up at Z, then you can make the journey through Y be whatever you want it to be
#writing#this is about a lot of shows but unfortunately in this specific moment it’s about#elena of avalor#now that [static noise] has a completed draft I need to finish the bed you made#it’s just like half a chapter that I ended up having to rewrite bc the first version of it ceased to work once I finished the fic#but i want to get it finished and up so I’m looking back over my draft#and just. I have. so many Thoughts#I’m v pleased with how I handled the jaquins#low key I want. to write another spin off.#(I have already written two spin offs of this fic that I haven’t even finished posting)#specifically addressing: hey where the fuck is Esteban’s spirit guide. What Is The Deal#this show DEFINITELY didn’t think through ‘everyone has a spirit guide’ lmao#i think it would kind of fuck if Shuriki uhhhhh killed his spirit guide#ANYWAY#so many apologies in advance to my subscribers when that nonsense starts appearing in your inboxes again#i have a problem#the problem is that Esteban Flores is a traumatized little stress ball and I want to shake him around like he’s in a snow globe#SORRY WE’RE AT TAKING THE DISNEY JUNIOR SHOW WAY TOO SERIOUSLY ON MAIN HOURS AGAIN#THIS JUST. THIS IS JUST GONNA HAPPEN AT LEAST UNTIL I GET THIS FIC AND ALL ITS SIDE STORIES OUT OF MY SYSTEM
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gaylorism is getting too easy i’m about to start speculating on whatever salvador dalí and harpo marx had going on
#606.txt#don’t take this too seriously#i’m just a guy with glasses on etc#but we’re living in a post inthaf x dorothea society like case kinda closed
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