#All the other masters threaten the padawans on doing their homework or else they’ll make the padawans get the talk from Yoda | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

corellianhounds · 1 month ago

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Ohhhh so I bet it’s no wonder Padmé probably never questioned anything about Anakin saying his mother had him by herself and that he didn’t have a dad. By the time they’re married and she finds out they’re gonna have kids and she’s preemptively filling out family medical history paperwork, she just glosses over the whole “I don’t have a dad” thing Anakin probably told her assuming they can fill it out later when he gets his records, not realizing the two of them were having different conversations because okay yeah, her sister had children without having a partner involved in the process, poor people on Tatooine must apparently have access to that technology too, Shmi’s business is her own and it’s not like they can ask her anymore, logical, logical. Padme “Its one banana, Anakin, how much could it cost? Ten dollars?” Naberrie and Anakin “I didn’t pay attention in biology class because that doesn’t apply to me and therefore i don’t need to know it” Skywalker

#Anakin in canon does not seem to be Aware™ of much #Puts very little thought into anything really #Though tbh. Canon Padme ain’t much better #padme amidala #anakin skywalker #sola Naberrie #star wars prequels #I had a whole Jedi sex ed comic drafted somewhere that’s just supposed to be a bunch of jokes #but I think people would take it too seriously #Logically the guy in charge of you should give you the birds and the space bees talk #but what would that look like from the different Jedi #Ki-Adi Mundi is the most chill and qualified person to talk to #Obi-Wan tosses a textbook onto the coffee table and says ‘‘Figure it out’’#All the other masters threaten the padawans on doing their homework or else they’ll make the padawans get the talk from Yoda #Which NOBODY ever wants to hear again #(To be clear. I do think the Jedi had a comprehensive education. like you would have HAD to in order to do what they do #But the thought of a bunch of very confused non-Nautolan padawans getting the talk from Kit Fisto and getting the wrong applicable info #is— out of context— very funny)#‘‘Master Windu when Master Fisto said spawning season was coming up—’’#‘‘Not another word. We’re getting you different diagrams.’’#(Like I’ve never been of the opinion that the Jedi were kept in the dark about this or didn’t freely discuss it. facts of life are importan #But it’s never not going to be a topic that isn’t without the occasional blunders.)#prequel trilogy

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