#we’re allergic

[the-caged-jester]

nickel eye do you like cats

I- I don’t think I like that nickname very much, but yes I love kitties! I used to have one growing up, it was a Persian cat! Her name was Іриска!

[spirkbitch]

i just KNOW Spock had a thing for Kirk in those cunty little glasses

[youvebeengalindafied]

I’m sure there’s an official version of Fiyero’s last letter somewhere in all the merch content that Universal has spat out over the years, but the version in my head is so much funnier to me than whatever it could possibly be:

Fae -

The Good News: I survived being tortured to death thanks to your spell! Thank you!! ilysm!!

The Bad News: The Grimmerie turned me into that scarecrow you tried to firebomb last week. Whoops.

Anyways, I think it’s time we finally blow this popsicle stand. Here’s the plan:

[overly long and convoluted plan that Elphaba ignores half of]

Step 57: and after the Monkeys finish their full performance of Wizomania for Dorothy & Co, you’ll be able to slip away with Feldspar! Genius right??

Glinda must take the throne, but I will let you decide on whether we tell her of our full plans. All my love to you both.

Yours forever,

Prince Fiyero Tigelaar of the Vinkus, Captain of the Royal Guard of Oz, the Witch’s Consort, High-Honored Friend of Dorothy Gale, and - apparently - a talking scarecrow

P.S. What the hell was with the fire and screaming babe?? Are you doing okay?? You keep threatening to murder a 12 year old, and it’s kinda freaking me out.

P.P.S. Tell Captain Zek I say hi!! Love the face paint btw - great disguise. (Unless you accidentally did turn my whole house guard green, in which case we probably need to talk)

P.P.P.S. did you really threaten to “stuff a mattress” with me?? I’ve been thinking about that for a week…

[littledollll]

Larissa, coming into her room after a long day of work: “what the-“

Y/n, sitting on the floor absolutely floded by cats: “I can explain.”

[salt-n-salt]

Here’s my farmer Morgan if you’re inclined to draw them! They have a massive crush on Harvey.

ugh i love when y’all have farmers w little ties in their hair !!!! soooooo cute 🥺🥺 i assume ur shooting high intensity (perhaps gamma) rays of love at harvey on a daily basis

[xxplastic-cubexx]

I hope the bloke who sat behind me during dinner had fun seeing me look at the same pic of rivals magneto on my phone for the past like forty minutes

[moghedien]

Minthara in her most comforting tone: Patricide is often the first step to greatness. I know you’ll miss the hell powers tho 😔

[foolsocracy]

foolsocracy is are a bag of peanuts for dinner

bag of peanuts for dinner is sick and twisteddddd. Like a cartoon circus elephant

[drolta]

Mmm I don’t subscribe to the idea of Claudia and Louis providing comfort for their respective ship partners and getting none in return

[nametakensff]

Reposting h/arry and k/im now with j/ean 💕 the d/isco e/lysium trinity is complete

[petrichormore]

!! The following is a rant and is slightly fandom critical, it’s also over-exaggerated and half joking !!

!! I’m just expelling frustration it’s not serious I’m just being silly rn so beware all ye who enter here (and also read the tags) !!

the only character that is allowed to kill an egg without repercussions is q!badboyhalo because this fandom treats him like a glorified nanny and they only care about him when they’re yelling at him to take care of their fav egg. he ain’t that egg’s government-assigned parent and he isn’t responsible for constantly keeping every egg alive but i damn well know if an egg dies on his watch, or if an egg dies of neglect he’s gonna get blamed - especially if an egg dies of neglect since he’s the only islander that cares about that apparently lmao (mostly joking). And the worst part is he’ll probably blame himself too but it honest to god is not his problem.

Bro needs a vacation - an actual one where he’s not taking care of an average of 3 eggs daily lmfao

[the-starlight-papers]

My parents might be getting a cat tomorrow! Which means I get to pet a cat!

[linoguy]

also those cats are just as much Minho's parents cats as they are his? obv we see the cats relationship with him the most bc he is a public facing idol but i truly don't think Minho would take all three cats from the couple who have owned them their entire lives to leave them alone in his apartment for months?? like. why on earth would he choose to do that.

yeah I mean that’s definitely part of it, he got soonie when he was a kid and the others came into the picture later on so his family would have understood the responsibility that came with it and they clearly have gained an attachment to them. I don’t think the argument that they’re His cats is a bad one because they are at the end of the day, cause he adopted them personally but it’s all semantics by the time we get to this part of the argument

At the end of the day, they’re living beings that need to be tended to because that is the responsibility of the adopter. If they’re good owners, they’ll ensure that the animal can have stability and be taken care of. And let’s operate on the assumption that lee know and his family Are good owners, even without looking at all the evidence.

Basically the much needed tldr of this all is just: it’d be nice but nah

[girlfriendsofthegalaxy]

i wonder if phil is a social eater bc thats the way she’s wired or bc she’s anxious about mack lurking outside

[abidethetempest]

mystery medical issues really have this way of making you want to throw yourself into the sea 🙃

[thymehaspassed]

Being touch averse is half awesome half hell in my family. Yesterday I think I gave. Only two full hugs all day