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more funny things that happened on my first watch of nimona
ID by @peachygos
[ID: A comic juxtaposing screenshots from Nimona 2023 and drawn panels of two people on a couch, one wearing a cap and the other glasses. First is Ballister kneeling in front of the Queen, as she says "Congratulations, Sir Boldheart." Cap says, "OK!! Calling it right now! Queen's gonna die & they're gonna think he did it." Glasses says, "You think?" Cap continues, "Yup! Said in the summary that he's accused of a tragedy. They're gonna find her stabbed w/ his sword by the morning. Maybe during a party or smth." Glasses says, "Hm... Maybe-"
The second image shows just the two on the couch, washed in green light from the screen as the Queen dies. They look at the screen in gaping shock, then at each other.
The next screenshot is of Ballister clutching at his shoulder with a grunt of pain. Both people lean forward in focus. Glasses says, "Wait- did he cut off his whole arm-?" Cap says, "No! Nah, he just knocked the sword out of his hand, I think. Maybe his shoulder got hurt & he's holding his arm back?" Glasses says, "Dude I don't think-"
The final screenshot is a continuation of the previous shot, the camera zooming out to show Ballister clutching his shoulder, and his severed arm laying in the foreground. Both characters silently watch the screen in shock. Glasses gasps and covers their mouth with their hand. /end ID]
#nimona#nimona movie#nimona spoilers#my art#THE FIRST TEN MINUTES OF THE MOVIE GODDAMN#i need to reiterate we went into this completely blind#this was such a fun movie we were laughing so fucking hard in some parts#these are just the moments that stood out to me lmao#edit: thank u so much for the ids! i really appreciate it!!! :)
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dreaming abt sophomore year class swap bard!riz
#fantasy high#fantasy high sophomore year#fhsy#riz gukgak#ft. kalina#fh class quangle#tbh Im not suuuper happy with the bones of these designs yet#but also its just a bit hard to measure up to how strong ''kid who wears suit to school'' is#I kiinda gear the sophomore year design specifically towards like. cameraman-esque aesthetics#kind of dude who's working the light rig And the audio at the same time. dude who's running inbetween two huge tripods#theres also a thing with the freshman year arcade scene that I wanted to draw but just do not have the energy today#maybe in the future! if I can be bothered to draw biz lmao#I wanna draw something for cleric!gorgug first anyway... specifically his death in freshman year#man I'm so glad I tossed bard!riz into investigative journalism that is SO annoying. exactly what I set out to do with my classswaps#can you imagine going to school with that guy. can you imagine going to school with tintin#this also makes kipperlilly vs riz even funnier like influencer vs journalist? it'd be the Worst#man thinking of it I should rework gorgug's design too. currently his sophomore design is really zac core lmao#and zac can pull it off but character design wise its. really nothing. laughs#his junior year design is full aerith at least so that one Im very happy with. what if I tell u cassandra is the deity of#the inbetween spaces in this class swap thingy. and gorgug offers her domain as a stop for folks fresh out of a faith to gather themselves#that being transgender as fuck is kinda coincidental lmao. but well I stand by it I like that#nobody's design has jumped out to me like riz and gorgug yet. adaine I have a prreeetty good idea for#mostly bc shes the hoodie kid this time round lmao. gamer adaine true believers rise up#we take it easy! we take it easy as we go. these comics-lite were real fun to do. I should do that more
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i love lan jingyi because he’s so intelligent and quick-witted but he’s also that kid whose friends would have to call the fire department after he gets stuck in a baby swing
#immaculate duality#mdzs#the untamed#mo dao zu shi#lan jingyi#jin ling would be laughing too hard to make the call so ofc it would have to be lan sizhui#before spending the entire time waiting for help to lecture lan jingyi with poetic metaphorical quotes about being an idiot#zizhen is the one genuinely trying to help by flipping him upside down lmAO#we all know a kid who’s gotten stuck in a baby swing and they were all jingyis lbr#and if you’re that kid then congratulations#you’re a jingyi#🍗😌🍗#mdzs shitposting#apple babble 🍎
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God, "I missed you" sex is the best
#eep.txt#as soon as we were alone he kissed me hard and just couldn't get close enough#we went to his room and he immediately attacked my neck i don't think i've ever had so many hickeys at once#he kept grinding for so long against me on his lap 😵💫 i was very desperate for more but he just wanted so feel my skin against his#he was sososo cute with his messy hair and the way he kept saying i love you!#i could see myself in the mirror in front of his bed i didn't think i was this fucked out lmao#maybe the first time i moaned this loud and talked this much too#usually i have to keep quiet even though it's hard cuz there's other people but it was so nice having him aaalll to myself#when he finally put his fingers in it felt like heaven i'd been so long#and same he just kept going so deep and so fast my god he said he liked hearing me again#i had to stop him cause i was getting really overstimulated but it was so good#i'm pretty sure it's the first time i've actually like moaned his name without meaning to do it#apparently i didn't realise i was babbling and scratching his back so hard#god i love being a power bottom and calling him cute or my sweet boy and getting him desperate but...#when he goes feral like that after not seeing me for a while? it's the best. i'm so lucky to have such a service top#so happy to be with him again#after we cuddled and we showered and we cooked and then watched videos and then talked and laughed#i'm so happy right now to even see him sleeping next to me :]#sorry i meant to do a sexy post but i guess this is more positive venting i'll make a proper one later#still new to this writing thing i'm probably very bad at it but it's nice to have a place to write down my memories and experiences
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we watched ep2 of s2 and. oh god i dont wanna say it... but the png lock ppl were right.
#WHAT HAPPENED MAN#ep1 was still good?? it made us hyped for the rest of the season...#the shift was so palpable it was crazy. i felt it. i saw it happen before my eyes and had to pause so i could warn finn#there were like a total of 6 good shots in the ep. chigiri's running shot was the best hands down.#it was soooo hard to follow like it was near incomprehensible. so many closeups and still shots.#we had no idea were the ball was going 90% of the time.#the fact that they throw an abundance of effects on it to mask that theres no animation doesnt help either.#tedtalks#it was so bad that finn even said we were too hard on opm s2... then you know how dire it is.#also finn insisted i use this gif for this post. lmao. we found it as a reply on the opm twitter and couldnt stop laughing.
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we’re rewatching hazbin hotel and my boyfriend genuinely just said to me ‘so like, who’s the boss of heaven?’
(๑•̌.•̑๑)ˀ̣ˀ̣ ……….sir we were raised roman catholic
#we were forced to read and study the bible for a good fifteen years of our lives#i went ‘uhhhhhh GOD?’ and he was like omg yeah#okay in his defense he’s a lil drunk on whiskey buT STILL LMAO#this made me laugh so hard i just had to share it#welcome to heaven is stuck in my head#clari chatters#inky.hazbin
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went into therapy fully intending to hide the fact that i just finished my first-ever smut fic. cracked 2 minutes in LMAO
#in my defense she had me share a glimmer and savor it as the beginning exercise#ofc it had to be writing and feeling good about my first-ever smut piece#we were giggling and laughing the entire time 😭#and i didn't even know i could blush but she said i was blushing so hard#props to me though i think i was able to talk about it without malice and shame etc etc#i just shared my genuine experience and we talked about it and stuff#i bet she was like oh fuck finally a fun day not a depressing/trauma day LMAO#zee.chats
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slowly but surely you are instructing me in the ways of joongdunk. i am scared. thank you. :)
hehe 🤭😈
#i LOVE that this is my legacy here on tumblr#turning people into joongdunk girlies (gn)#anon your message made me laugh so hard i ended up showing it to my mother bc she happened to be around#yes i HAVE turned my mom into a joongdunk girlie too this past month#or rather. she already liked them back in 2022 when we were watching star in my mind live#and this past month i just made sure she was up to date on everything lmao#asks#anon#joongdunk#adrm#anon how do you feel about a (sexy) joongdunk vampire bl#bc if you aren't convinced yet then boy do i have two posts for you 🤭#(this is my other joongdunk legacy. advocating for a (sexy) joongdunk vampire bl fkdfjkfdkj)#actually i'm about to start another campaign#which is the make-dunk-lift-joong-in-their-next-bl campaign#it's always joong lifting dunk. can i have dunk lifting joong for once?? pretty please?? 🥺
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Thing about small italian villages is that the didnt really have roads up until the 70's which of course leads to a massive amount of cousin marriage and inbreeding and while yes my particular own has its issues regarding that (3 major families (one of whom i am part of!!! Yay!!!) that all of the other families are related to, everyone there has bone/joint problems or some sort of schizofrenia) the neighboring one is worse as in they have one major family and the rest of the inhabitants are ppl who immigrated to have a quiet life in the mountain slopes and that by itself could be an extremely interesting study bcs everyone there kinda looks the same-ish and has a frankly insane amount of people with developmental disabilities for a population this small
#ok now that i have typed it out i realized it sounds mean and i want to earnestly say that i am not mocking them i just suck at tone#i do not think its something to be laughed at i just think the whole thing is uh. i wouldnt say tragic but really no one's fault#bcs again. if you live in the mountains where the main city is hard to reach bcs of poor road conditions#which leads to isolation and also extreme stigma against the village folk *of course* the village#will become more secluded and incestuous marriages will happen (aside from the obv economical factor#that a pre industrial reality would entrail)#its just. fascinating on a sociological and genetical level. esp since by when the roads were functional#and the village folk stigma had already gone away the whole 'we stay here we stay together we are better than anyone bcs they are envious#of us and we will continue inbreeding and any kids with severe disabilities born from it are actually Blessed because they are born from us#has already taken so much root it is now unlikely to be eradicated . the nature of italian villages is that every once in a while#someone reinvents blood purity and eugenetics lmao#anyways this whole incest thing is also the reason why i get frustrated about those books that have#the main characters go into small bigoted villages and either finding peace there or be horrified by its conservatives ideas#while never digging on the *why*. like yeah all this 'what happens in the village stays in the village and everyone else is an enemy'#but they never dig into why that mentality was born to begin with and how incest there#actively helps this mentality to continue on like you legit still have grandmas telling you to marry ur cousin#anw. i dont know what i was going for w this rant. it originated from knowing that my aunt turned local saint#was actually schizophrenic and was prone to paranoid attacks and mental breakdowns similar to mine#fun stuff!
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I say this in the most loving way possible, how the fuck can you write the most expressive and magical tags ever?? How do you have the mental energy to form words? 50% I can only say "nice post op". You inspire me to spread positivity to everyone but I literally can't be this positive and kind all the time. Just want to send you love and know that I appreciate you <3
HKJGH AW RED!! :'] <3 it does take a lot of energy, i understand :'0 i keep a lot of cool art in my tumblr drafts. the art stays in there until i have energy to type all my thoughts out. a lot of things stay stuck in there… i try to make sure art from my friends get out soon though :0 don't feel bad if you can't type a lot!! anything you can manage is okay! no one can be positive and kind all the time, and that's normal! just do what you can. i promise it's enough. (<- these are things i need to remind myself too <3)
a lot of it is literally just me needing to scream hkjfh, i have a lot of thoughts and i love sharing them always. i love rambling, can you tell? (<- joke) also i have a lot of love to give and i love artists and their creations. like WOW someone made a thing!! and they wanted to share it with the world!! AND I GET TO SEE IT!!! i GOTTA tell them i enjoy it!!!!!
it's also my empathy acting up because im also an artist!! and he's like "hey!! you love people writing nice tags on *your* art!! imagine if you were this artist, wouldn't you be happy to see someone tagging it with nice things? :)!" and im like yeah!! if this makes me happy, i should make other people happy too :3
ANYWAY I APPRECIATE YOU TOO RED YOU'RE DEAR TO ME!! SENDING LOVE BACK!!!! <33
#my conceptualization and my empathy handshake WE GOTTA COMPLIMENT ALL THE ARTISTS IMMEDIATELY!!!#i used to take art classes and we were taught how to do art critiques? so i use a lot of that terminology too but only the compliments part#i don't remember much from those anymore but you'll see a lot of my tags talk about ''wow i love the warm colors you used here!''#''the poses are so dynamic!'' ''what an interesting composition!'' ''really good use of texture!'' <- it's basically habit now#talk about what you notice! talk about details you like! talk about how it made you feel! (<- did you laugh? smile? cry?)#truly sometimes i just write ''this made me feel indescribable emotions'' and thats cool too hkjhg <33 also uh. scream a lot?? :']#''WAAAAUHGKJH!!!'' <- very common in my tags hgkjh <3 i know it's hard a lot of the times though!! words are DIFFICULT... we try our best!!#it helps when its a character i know too lmao you'll see me YELL SO MUCH about a post with volition in it bro i will not shut up jhkjdh <3#or when theres a lot of things happening in a scene to comment on! like if theres a lot of characters or its a comic!#THAT'S MORE THINGS TO COMPLIMENT BABEY!! B) i just like supporting artists. we're all creating such cool things to show to each other :]!!#my whole fuckin goal on earth is to be kind and silly and loving and earnest so!! im trying my best hkjhg <3#volta transmissions#esprit: Red
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fortune doodles bc i finally got to play him recently. he's got a little crush but dw he's being So Normal About It
#martzipan#fortune#it's really really funny actually. he's got the best manners in the party#which is to say like. any manners at all. considering this setting is victorian i am preparing for us to get kicked out of so many places#nobody in the party suspects a thing in terms of either his or my Secrets about who he is lmao#the guy he's into is an artist with /Long/ black hair. he's incredibly good at what he does#however he's a bit of a perfectionist and dislikes his art because he doesn't think it's good enough#and he's another completely original character who isn't based on any pre-existing character at all. they both are :)#anyways the dm and i were GONNA softlaunch the agreed-upon romance arc#but literally all of my party members went full Yaoi Mode and started shoving them together lmao#so um. when they were gonna go to an opera. and fortune mentioned Not Having Opera Clothes#he ended up. wearing an extra suit from the artist fella's wardrobe. and he's being SO casual about it#it's REALLY funny we were gonna be so chill and then fortune's party flustered him so hard i had to break out the Laugh#it's bc none of those bitches have victorian manners#literally mid-introductory chat another party member interrupted with 'ok enough romance we need answers'#to which fortune went 'I Don't Know What You're Talking About :))))' and took a step away#he's uh. not subtle. but he's doing his best to abide by the Social Rules. aside from his intense positivity#the thing about fortune is that despite how intensely he feels this attraction he would not let himself try to pursue it#so he will politely admire from afar. and his party members will give him a heart attack
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#personal#lmao around this time last year i decided to give up on him n LMAO girl if only you knew#i should have just talked to him but djdjjdjdjd idk it felt weird. but he even like. complained one time that we didnt talk all summer#like LMAO..... bro its two ways. u could have messaged me too xjdjjdjdjdj#tho to be fair i think he did show up to a dinner but i wasnt there bc i had just had wisdom tooth surgery n was 1. blown up like a balloon#and 2. so high on pain meds i couldnt function JFJDJJDJDJDJDJ#n e way whatever jdjdjdjd im just laughing at myself bc how did this man become my closest friend from college Zhfnnddnnd#our relationship is so weird. not in a bad way but in an unexpected way#we sat beside each other an entire semester n never talked til the last day like thats so FUNNY IDK#i even said to him that time. bc we were talkin in the hallway n went to sit for the exam n sat in our regular spots of being one seat awa#y and i was like... you know its so funny that we sat beside each other all semester and only talked today#and he was like.... hahha yeah#i was gonna introduce myself but it felt so stupid JDJJDJDJD#i didnt even know his name LMAO#i had him narrowed down to 2 names. bc he was one of like 2 guys that Always showed up in another class' zoom#and LOL i was right. he WAS one of those 2 shjdjsjsj#n e way. then the next sem came n i didnt know whether to say hi to him or not bc we talked ONCE#and i was still wearing my mask at this point and so id try to smile at him with my eyes but never got a response HDNJDJD and so i got soooo#annoyed with him. and even more so bc i kept making friends with ppl and they KNEW HIM??? and i was like WHO IS THIS????#then one time he came up to me n my friends before class n we just talked and i was like o lmao this annoyance im having??? its a big ole#crush BDNNDNDND#and in community college its hard to like. know ppls ages and that day i found out he was 2 years younger so i was like o ok 26 n 28 isnt#bad at all#but thinking back.... first things we exchanged that time was age and i think he was also trying to fish for whether i was single bc he was#talkin about this other guy havin a baby n a wife n i was like o wow !! i didnt know!!#jdjxjdjdjdk god when he found out my age he was like... oh i never would have guessed you were older. you look young ZFHJDJDJDJDJD#oh so you were Looking is that right HJXJXJXJZJZJ GOD LMAO#i look back on so many moments n im like oh duh... he must be interested#but for me its like. i will literally more easily believe literally any other theory so i thought he just liked one of my friends Zhjxjx#ya i dont think so anymorem but i thought that up until like mid january HDHXJJXJDDJJDJ
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can i just say the funniest thing to me is the scene in atwow when jake is getting onto lo’ak and he says “any more trouble, i jerk a knot in your tail” because my ma used to use that threat on me alllll the time growing up and it’s such a parent thing to say but i was caught off guard w how many people i saw thinking jake only said that bc.. they have literal tails….. like wHAT
#i was literally watching the movie w my ma hitting her arm bc we were both laughing so hard#i was like ‘that’s us fr’ and she choked on her drink LMAO
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I really feel like eurovision this year was rigged, and not even because of the mic stuff or ABBA’s 50th anniversary. I just don’t believe Austria got that few votes from the public
#like i have seen SO many people saying they’re voting from austria and they love their song#*FOR austria not from#and then they get 16 votes??? no. no#like i wasn’t expecting them to win and i didn’t particularly want them to win#but that stands out to me as something that is just untrue. something that is a blatant lie#like eurovision has been fixed since the introduction of the jury vote imo#last year was rigged. i mean i believe that ukraine won legitimately but NO WAY did uk legitimately come second lmao#no way did that many people actually vote for us!!! we’re the laughing stock of europe#they rigged it so we would come second so brits wouldn’t be mad when we hosted it & would think we were hosting it because we came second#when actually we have to host it because we are the default if a country can’t host#but can you imagine the stupid bullshit people would have said if we’d gotten nil pois and then had to host it#anyway we NEED to get rid of the juries#the voting used to be the most fun part of the show but now it’s shit because all we’re doing is finding out who the ‘experts’ have decided#should win. and the popular vote is falsified i’m sure of it#it’s bullshit and i hate it#‘we made eurovision better!!’ you fucked up the world’s campest music festival is what you did. look at it. it’s rigged so no one actually#cool or interesting will win#personal#*not måneskin baby i’m not talking about you#måneskin were a rare case of lightning striking so hard it was legitimately impossible for anyone else to win that year
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jesus i was high af last night and apparently left this post in my drafts???,,, hggfgdd
#life#lmao what was going through my mind???#i remember we were doing a karaoke hour with my partner#and we did do halsey's gasoline#BUT i don't remember writing this down gjhcg#the 'EPIPHANY' is making me laugh so hard fhjfjh
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hello hello good morning!!! i am just stopping by to let u all know that fishie touya nibbled on my finger today and it was literally the cutest thing in the entire universe <333
our pretty rainbow boy <333
also!!! today’s everskies outfit under the cut!! (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
how cute is this!? i wish i had a pair of black overalls irl :(( i only have blue ones atm 。ﾟ(ﾟﾉД｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡
anyway anyway come add me on this silly app if u wanna!! my username is inkyclari! let’s be friends!! i’m still figuring out how the whole thing works hehe but my gosh does it ever remind me of the hours my best friend n i spent dressing up digital dolls when we were lil kids!!!
#i kind of love the fact that there’s a blog AND a guestbook#i was so so so young when i had myspace (way too young to have myspace but all of my bffs older brothers had them D:)#(so we HAD to have them too duh)#but the guestbook function especially reminds me of myspace SO much!!!#like just early web 2.0 type sites#and msn!!!!!! tbh i miss msn HAHA#i was one of the last kids in fifth grade to get one >.>#because that’s when i FINALLY got internet lmfao#my zia made my account bcoz i didn’t know how to#anyway we used lil pixel dollies like this one as our profile pictures ALL the time#and we’d like;;; gatekeep them so hard LMAO#like we’d search online for hours for the cutest ones and then when someone would ask where we got it or if we could send it we’d be like#“oh sorry idk where it is on my computer i lost it :((” and then we'd all laugh together#terrible we were mean kids man#anyway enough reminiscing#i’m off to go edit ta!haitham!!!!!!!! <333333333#all +10k words of him!!!#heeeee wish me luck#have a wonderful day friends <3#clari chatters#pxl.clari
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