#we need the sitcom

[champagnemoon]

The blueprint Meg really should follow is Queen Latifah if we being for real

[chawliekin]

and if I said that dennis’ insistence on being the breadwinner/provider despite literally being a pampered princess who dgaf about traditional roles of masculinity in every other regard (aside from ego) is because his mom only stayed with/chose frank for his wealth and dennis is highly aware that he’s difficult to love and unable to show his emotions openly so he has to be contributing something to the relationship materially in order to feel like he’s worth staying for… and mac grew up with parents who were extremely ambivalent to him and eachother so he has to overcompensate by proving his worth at every given moment and seeking praise/validation from people (and religious icons) who will never demonstrate the same amount of dedication to him but he has no idea how else to desperately keep himself close to those he loves other than by eroding himself into something they’ll approve of… dear god they’re both exactly what the other needs — someone who can’t and won’t leave them even if they try — and they don’t even see it…

[moonlightcycle571]

Captain Marvel quotes based on actual conversations I’ve had. No this is not me projecting

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Billy: I just had an intrusive thought

Mary: don’t bite the dog tiger .

Billy: no- what no, that’s a you thought. In fact, that’s a you common thought.

Mary: oh, then what is it?

Billy: wouldn’t it be funny if we locked the door and when Freddy comes back, we pretend to be asleep, and of anyone calls, we say he was in the house and just gaslight everyone.

Mary: that would be funny.

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Billy: I think I might have a problem

Mary: what’s your problem

Billy: I don’t know, I said I think I might have one.

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Billy, done with everything: Forget Veni, Vidi, Vici

Freddy: it’s Money, Mugging, Meeting

Mary: it’s Seduce, Sedate, Castrate

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Billy: gods I wish I was still an only child

Freddy: but you’re the youngest of three?

Billy: let me have this

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Mary, at Tawny: don’t look at me like that. You kicked my iPad across the room!

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Mary: bite the dog tiger

Billy: but I’m wearing Vaseline

Mary: ew no, don’t bite the dog tiger

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Freddy: people keep telling me I need to see this, I need to see that. I don’t want to see anything, I’m tired

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Let me know if you want a part 2 cause I get very unhinged quotes. It got to the point where I sometimes wrote them down, and I look back on it and it’s like wtf. Then I remember the context. You’re not getting the context though.

[faunandfloraas]

That's Yongbok.

[laniidae-passerine]

people keep saying a “will they won’t they” always has the chance of ending up in a “won’t they” when it’s in a comedy show with a romance subplot and can I just ask what shows are you guys watching? like this is no longer skirting around a romantic undertones situation we are full blown “build up to a romance” arc right now and I cannot recall a singular sitcom where the romantic tension was left unresolved. this is pure ship bait right now cannot believe they are having you all on

[zingaplanet]

Lol Andy Murray be dropping all the wild tour stories once Rafa hits retirement - man has nothing holdin him back now 🥲

Apparently he used to play racquetball with Rafa after matches when they were 16 and once they went on a whole adventure after the UK-Spain Davis Cup match in Andorra and Judy got a random phonecall with him screaming he needs to move to Spain right then and there to "play with Carlos Moya and train in the sunshine like Rafa" 😂

Apparently they also have regular playstation competition in each other's hotel rooms on tour??

[theshslpumpkinghost]

(Warning for pink blood- If you don’t wanna see that-)

Y’all, what if this- Was David

Because like- I always assumed it was Xander, but- What if it was David-

(if it’s actually him im gonna be so happy with myself-)

But yeah, uh- David is apparently sort of the mc which is cool- Him copying Xander’s sprite is so ahfjwuviwkvodo

DRDT is getting so good rn and Ch2 isn’t even done yet I’m so excited for the next ep-

[the-ninja-legacy-whip]

Garmadon would be the idiot that asked the age question.

Garm:

Mystake:

Garm:

Mystake: Do NOT say it–

Garm: ...She's older than time itself—

Mystake: *throws him out window*

Garm: *falling several stories* YOU CANT HIDE THE TRUTH FOREVERRRRR

Lloyd: ...Wait seriously?!

Wu: *tea drinking intensifies*

[thisfuckingdork]

I'm obsessed with these two. I think it'd be fun if they hung out on their days off

Plus bonus sketches:

[notyourmoon4528]

I want my I won't fix him, I'll join him couple back in a murder mystery tv show

But I also want a Mae and Vern. Sitcom where Vern slowly downward spirals and starts questioning how Mae managed to kill any one in the first place once she spends a day with Emo phase I got no memory no social skills Mae.

[howboutsleep]

i think alice and sam were friends before they were in a relationship and started dating cause they mixed up platonic with romantic........ and it was pre-transition and it "didnt feel right" for either of them....... and around the same time they figured out they werent both cis and straight but instead trans and gay.............. so they "broke up" but were very supportive of each other during transition...................

[transingthoseformers]

Wanna talk about Screamer while they were carrying Rapidfire? :3c

I think I've talked a bit before about this au, but basically: Starscream very badly hid a pregnancy, got away with it somehow all the way until he nearly died in childbirth, and it was only shortly afterwards that Knockout found the two

I wonder how much of Starscream's suspicious behavior was passed off as "just Starscream things" or " He's hiding something, But We Don't Know Yet, whatever could it be🤔🤔🤔"

(due to some specific biology going on in the au, Starscream didn't physically show much or at all, iicr? That or Starscream managed to up and fucking disappear on the ship for long enough to bridge the gap. But, then again, looking at Starscream's chest to hip ratio yet again, it was gonna be a struggle regardless) (kiwi bird ass motherfucker)

It would be funny though if a couple of the vehicons were right on the money with what was going on, but nobody listened to them.

I am torn on whether Soundwave, who seemingly Sees Everything Ever, didn't know somehow or he did and just neglected to let everyone else in the loop.

[kitmarlowe]

very surprised to come online and see people are disappointed in the ghosts finale and think they were all out of character

I thought it was perfect

[the-knife-consumer]

While im thinking about women characters being assigned their fandom roles the way the pikmin fandom outside of tumblr treats brittany is fucking horrible. Whats wrong with you people its a children's videogame character.

[lucy-moderatz]

[murcielagatito]

me when im silly goofy connecting imaginary dots about ava and janine getting a lil homoerotic this season