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Greetings From Santae, Our Kickstarter Is LIVE NOW! Our Kickstarter Campaign will run August 30th - September 30th! With the overwhelming support from our community we were fully funded in 28 minutes! Let's hit these stretch goals and bring so many amazing features to Santae Much Sooner than planned!

Exciting things are underway in the magical world of Santae, and there’s no better time to begin – or continue – your adventure with us.

We’re thrilled to announce that the official Santae Kickstarter campaign launched August 30! Backing the project will grant you exclusive access to the site during our Beta launch, in addition to an incredible variety of rewards.

Tier Rewards range from beautiful Animated Wardrobe items for your avatar, to the companionship of the Kyree, Phasmic, and Seamso pets, and much more. You can even unlock the opportunity to collaborate with our art and design teams to design your very own site content: A Minimal, hairstyle, on-site item or clothing set, NPC, or even pet species!

Visit the Official Santae Kickstarter Today!

Visit this page for a sneak peek of all available Kickstarter tiers and rewards!

The Road So Far…

The beginning of Santae’s Alpha test on May 12th, was the start of an incredible journey. In the weeks since then, we’ve enriched the game with dozens of regular updates and exciting new features.

Here is just a taste of what we’ve added to enhance your experience on Santae:

New pet species

On Santae, mystical pets are your adventuring companions. There are plenty to choose from, and many more species on the way! Over the course of Alpha, we released 5 brand new pet species for Santarians to befriend. We’ve also increased the amount of pet friends you can add to your adventure party to 10 when you start!

The adorable moth-like Nochturn is ready to join any Santarian’s adventuring party as soon as they join the site. Brave adventurers who journey to the Lava Caves of the Flamefall Cascades can find the draconic Harlowin and fearsome Grusim. The elegant Drava can be found at traveling merchant Vespera’s exclusive shop. And finally, the friendly Quibbit evolves from its tadpole-like Minimal form.

Which pet species will become your faithful adventuring companion?

New Pet Colors

No matter your style, you can customize your pet companions on Santae with the help of magical shimmer dust!

We announced FOUR exciting new pet colors over the course of Alpha, with more to come in Beta and beyond. Will your pet let its true colors shine with the beautiful Prismatic shimmer dust? Will it become an adorable Pipsqueak? Will they show class and elegance with a RegalShimmer Dust? Or will you give your pet a taste of retro digital style with the brand-new Synthwave color?

New Minimals

In the world of Santae, your pets can adopt enchanting companions of their own called Minimals! Choose from dozens of types to find your pet’s perfect match.

Santae’s Alpha phase has brought many new exciting types of Minimals to join the herd. Which will your pet adopt?

Exciting New Site Features

The world of Santae is rich with opportunities to explore, gather, and discover. During the site’s Alpha phase, we’ve unlocked engaging on-site mini-games that bring you and your pets all across the vibrant world of Santae.

Send your pets Gathering at locations across Santae and they will bring back exciting items to share with you! Your pet might bring you a magical rune from the mysterious Stormforge Caverns, gather useful plants from the Ancient Grove, or maybe even discover an egg that can hatch into another pet at the volcanic pools of Ember Springs. You can also direct your pet to pluck rare berries from the Great Berry Tree!

When your pets go Fishing at the sunny Solar Sands – or in any gathering location across Santae – there’s no telling what they might find at the other end of the line. You might reel in a delicious fish, an eel that can join your pet as its Minimal companion, a piece of useful equipment that only needs a small repair, and so much more. More discoveries in the depths of the waters around Santae are sure to come.

If you want to tame wild Minimals, go visit Silvershade’s Ranch in the Lani Archipelago! They will send you out into the wild to catch and tame a Minimal through an interactive Herding mini-game. Bring berries, toys, and plushies to tempt and distract the Minimal as you and your pet cooperate to befriend it.

A Dynamic World

Santae’s sunny days and mysterious nights each hold their own mysteries to explore, watch as the clouds move while you play, and every hour on the hour you can watch the transition to day/night. As the world cycles between states every hour, you and your pets have the chance to make exciting new discoveries!

Visiting the Lava Caves in the dark of night will bring you face to face with the opportunity to tame a fearsome Grusim – but during the light of day, the Grusim retreats. While the sun shines over the Lava Caves, you can instead bring your Harlowin egg there to hatch into a new companion.

Exciting Events

The most important ingredient in the world of Santae is you: The community!

Over the course of THREE exciting events, our Alpha Testers have been able to participate in and shape the future of the game’s world. Together, we’ve discovered new Minimals, locations, and even new pet species.

The Goopper Swarm

Mysterious slug-like Minimals swarmed Gathering locations all across Santae, prompting adventurers everywhere to collect them in an attempt to learn more.

By collecting the Gooppers and discovering their source, Santarians discovered a brand-new location: The Goopper Grotto. This tranquil forest clearing holds an amazing secret: When you bring a Goopper there alongside certain powerfully magical items, the Minimal will transform!

The Mourning Grusim

By following the traces of an ancient legend, adventurers learned of a mythical creature lurking deep within the Lava Caves.

Together, Santarians discovered sanDust: A secondary currency earned through site activities. This magical dust proved to be the secret to calming the ferocious ancient beast within the caves. By working together to collect sanDust, the community unlocked the ability to tame and adopt the Grusim for everyone!

The Quibbit Cove

When Santarians began to discover mysterious eggs around the site, they banded together to collect them and learn more about them. Together, we learned how to hatch Quibbspawn eggs into a brand-new Minimal: The Quibblet!

But the Quibblet was no ordinary Minimal. More ancient clues pointed the community towards a newly-discovered location, Quibbit Cove. It was there that the true secret of the Quibblet was revealed: Feeding it in the cove causes it to evolve into a fully-fledged pet, the Quibbit!

Thanks to the community’s efforts of research and discovery, the location of Quibbit Cove and the secret of Quibblet evolution are now unlocked for everyone.

Thank You For Being A Part of the Magic of Santae!

Whether you’re an experienced Alpha Tester or a brand-new applicant to the game, we’re so happy to have you as a part of the community we’re building together.

Alpha has brought so many exciting updates – but we’re even more excited for what will come next as we continue to work together to make Santae the most magical site it can be.

Make sure to sign up for notifications about the official Santae Kickstarter so you don’t miss the start of our next big adventure as a community!

With Love and Gratitude,

~The Santae Team

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We Asked an Expert...in Herpetology!

People on Tumblr come from all walks of life and all areas of expertise to grace our dashboards with paragraphs and photographs of the things they want to share with the world. Whether it's an artist uploading their speed art, a fanfic writer posting their WIPs, a language expert expounding on the origin of a specific word, or a historian ready to lay down the secrets of Ea-nasir, the hallways of Tumblr are filled with specialists sharing their knowledge with the world. We Asked an Expert is a deep dive into those expert brains on tumblr dot com. Today, we’re talking to Dr. Mark D. Scherz (@markscherz), an expert in Herpetology. Read on for some ribbeting frog facts, including what kind of frog the viral frog bread may be based on.

Reptiles v Amphibians. You have to choose one.

In a battle for my heart, I think amphibians beat out the reptiles. There is just something incredibly good about beholding a nice plump frog.

In a battle to the death, I have to give it to the reptiles—the number of reptiles that eat amphibians far, far outstrips the number of amphibians that eat reptiles.

In terms of ecological importance, I would give it to the amphibians again, though. Okay, reptiles may keep some insects and rodents in check, but many amphibians live a dual life, starting as herbivores and graduating to carnivory after metamorphosis, and as adults they are critical for keeping mosquitos and other pest insects in check.

What is the most recent exciting fact you discovered about herps?

This doesn’t really answer your question, but did you know that tadpole arms usually develop inside the body and later burst through the body wall fully formed? I learned about this as a Master’s student many years ago, but it still blows my mind. What’s curious is that this apparently does not happen in some of the species of frogs that don’t have tadpoles—oh yeah, like a third of all frogs or something don’t have free-living tadpoles; crazy, right? They just develop forelimbs on the outside of the body like all other four-legged beasties. But this has only really been examined in a couple species, so there is just so much we don’t know about development, especially in direct-developing frogs. Like, how the hell does it just… swap from chest-burster to ‘normal’ limb development? Is that the recovery of the ancestral programming, or is it newly generated? When in frog evolution did the chest-burster mode even evolve?

How can people contribute to conservation efforts for their local herps?

You can get involved with your local herpetological societies if they exist—and they probably do, as herpetologists are everywhere. You can upload observations of animals to iNaturalist, where you can get them identified while also contributing to datasets on species distribution and annual activity used by research scientists.

You can see if there are local conservation organizations that are doing any work locally, and if you find they are not, then you can get involved to try to get them started. For example, if you notice areas of particularly frequent roadkill, talking to your local council or national or local conservation organizations can get things like rescue programs or road protectors set up. You should also make sure you travel carefully and responsibly. Carefully wash and disinfect your hiking boots, especially between locations, as you do not want to be carrying chytrid or other nasty infectious diseases across the world, where they can cause population collapses and extinctions.

Here are some recent headlines. Quick question, what the frog is going on in the frog world? 

Click through for Mark’s response to these absolutely wild headlines, more about his day-to-day job, his opinion on frog bread, and his favorite Tumblr.

✨D I S C O V E R Y✨

There are more people on Earth than ever before, with the most incredible technology that advances daily at their disposal, and they disperse that knowledge instantly. That means more eyes and ears observing, recording, and sharing than ever before. And so we are making big new discoveries all the time, and are able to document them and reach huge audiences with them.

That being said, these headlines also showcase how bad some media reporting has gotten. The frogs that scream actually scream mostly in the audible range—they just have harmonics that stretch up into ultrasound. So, we can hear them scream, we just can’t hear all of it. Because the harmonics are just multiples of the fundamental, they would anyway only add to the overall ‘quality’ of the sound, not anything different. The mushroom was sprouting from the flank of the frog, and scientists are not really worried about it because this is not how parasitic fungi work, and this is probably a very weird fluke. And finally, the Cuban tree frogs (Osteocephalus septentrionalis) are not really cannibals per se; they are just generalist predators who will just as happily eat a frog as they will a grasshopper, but the frogs they are eating are usually other species. People seem to forget that cannibalism is, by definition, within a species. The fact that they are generalist predators makes them a much bigger problem than if they were cannibals—a cannibal would actually kind of keep itself in check, which would be useful. The press just uses this to get people’s hackles up because Westerners are often equal parts disgusted and fascinated by cannibalism. 

What does an average day look like for the curator of herpetology at the Natural History Museum of Denmark?

No two days are the same, and that is one of the joys of the job. I could spend a whole day in meetings, where we might be discussing anything from which budget is going to pay for 1000 magnets to how we could attract big research funding, to what a label is going to say in our new museum exhibits (we are in the process of building a new museum). Equally, I might spend a day accompanying or facilitating a visitor dissecting a crocodile or photographing a hundred snakes. Or it might be divided into one-hour segments that cover a full spectrum: working with one of my students on a project, training volunteers in the collection, hunting down a lizard that someone wants to borrow from the museum, working on one of a dozen research projects of my own, writing funding proposals, or teaching classes. It is a job with a great deal of freedom, which really suits my work style and brain.

Oh yeah, and then every now and then, I get to go to the field and spend anywhere from a couple of weeks to several months tracking down reptiles and amphibians, usually in the rainforest. These are also work days—with work conditions you couldn’t sell to anyone: 18-hour work days, no weekends, no real rest, uncomfortable living conditions, sometimes dangerous locations or working conditions, field kitchen with limited options, and more leeches and other biting beasties than most health and welfare officers would tolerate—but the reward is the opportunity to make new discoveries and observations, collect critical data, and the privilege of getting to be in some of the most beautiful and biodiverse places left on the planet. So, I am humbled by the fact that I have the privilege and opportunity to undertake such expeditions, and grateful for the incredible teams I collaborate with that make all of this work—from the museum to the field—possible.

The Tibetan Blackbird is also known as Turdus maximus. What’s your favorite chortle-inducing scientific name in the world of herpetology?

Among reptiles and amphibians, there aren’t actually that many to choose from, but I must give great credit to my friend Oliver Hawlitschek and his team, who named the snake Lycodryas cococola, which actually means ‘Coco dweller’ in Latin, referring to its occurrence in coconut trees. When we were naming Mini mum, Mini scule, and Mini ature, I was inspired by the incredible list that Mark Isaac has compiled of punning species names, particularly by the extinct parrot Vini vidivici, and the beetles Gelae baen, Gelae belae, Gelae donut, Gelae fish, and Gelae rol. I have known about these since high school, and it has always been my ambition to get a species on this list.

If you were a frog, what frog would you be and why?

I think I would be a Phasmahyla because they’re weird and awkward, long-limbed, and look like they’re wearing glasses. As a 186 cm (6’3) glasses-wearing human with no coordination, they quite resonate with me.

Please rate this frog bread from 1/10. Can you tell us what frog it represents?

With the arms inside the body cavity like that, it can basically only be a brevicipitid rain frog. The roundness of the body fits, too. I’d say probably Breviceps macrops (or should I say Breadviceps?) based on those big eyes. 7/10, a little on the bumpy side and missing a finger and at least one toe.

Please follow Dr. Mark Scherz at @markscherz for even more incredibly educational, entertaining, and meaningful resources in the world of reptiles and amphibians.

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OBSESSED

SUMMARY: you and jack had been dating for around nine months now, and recently his ex has been coming back around. this causes you to go on a social media stalking rampage, and soon you become a little obsessed with her.

PAIRINGS: jack hughes x fem!reader

WARNINGS: social media stalking, shit talking exes, use of jenna and nicole (nicole is a real person tho!!! bratters gf), use of (y/n)

if i told you how much i think about her, you’d think i was in love. and if you knew how much i looked at her pictures, you would we’re best friends.

It wasn’t hard to figure out who jack’s ex was. The way he seemed to barely look her way when one of his teammates brought up the fact she was at the game. Instead of sporting a devils jersey, like she used to, she was wearing a rangers jersey, and holding a sign for a rangers player.

it also wasn’t hard to immediately become jealous of her when jack’s teammates talked about how she used to always show up to games. it almost made you feel.. belittled. especially because you had a job, you couldn’t always make jacks games, but he understood that.

by the time the game ended and you sat on a bench, waiting for jack, you’d already find yourself scrolling through her instagram. you looked at every picture, how she was such a pretty blonde. short, tan, blonde, the stereotypical puck bunny. but she knew puck.

for the next fifteen minutes— she stayed on your mind.

‘cause i know her star sign, i know her blood type, i’ve seen every movie she’s been in and god she’s beautiful. i know you loved her, and i know i’m butt hurt— but i can’t help it, no i cant help it.

of course as soon as you and jack got home, you began to search her up online. so invested in your research, when you and jack ‘went to bed,’ you carefully snuck out of the man’s arms and back to your laptop.

she was an actress, of course she was an actress. she starred in a few movies, she was amazing. you bit your nail before quickly exiting the tabs as you heard your boyfriend’s footsteps.

“baby what are you doing up? it’s 12:44, come back to bed.” he spoke, hand rubbing his eyes.

you stood up from the stool and walked over to him, your body pressing against his as your arms wrapped around his torso.

“sorry love, i was just finishing up work.” you lied.

jack just hummed and the two of you went back to your bedroom. your mind began to cloud with thoughts, thoughts of her and jack. did jack treat her the exact same way he treated you? was anything special or was it shared? you know he loved her at one point, but now he loved you, so why stay butt hurt?

i’m so obsessed with your ex, uh huh. i know she’s been asleep on my side of your bed, and i can feel it. i’m staring at her, like i wanna get hurt. and i remember every detail you have ever told me, so be careful baby. IM SO OBSESSED WITH YOUR EX!

it was the second game against the rangers, this time and away game. the blonde was sat in the regular stands while you were in the WAGs suite. you could see her from where you sat, and your eyes burned holes in the back of her head.

thats the woman who had jacks heart before you, the woman who slept on your side of the bed, the woman who cheated on him twice. oh you knew a lot— especially from what jack told you.

“she cheated on me with some guy on the rangers— a real work of art, both of them.” jack told you.

you didn’t realize you were zoning out until nicole, one of the other WAGs, placed a hand on your shoulder.

“you alright there lovie? you seem to be staring at something down there a little too hard.” she asked.

your eyes flickered to her. “yeah im fine— just zoned out. when i get too excited it happens.”

nicole smiled. “well— hopefully our boys can kick the rangers ass. im tired of jenna constantly texting me to rub it in my face that we lost. im not even her friend.”

jenna was jacks ex. that was her name, jenna. she was still texting some of the devils girls? even after everything? you almost laughed, but instead you out on a confused look.

“jenna?” you pretended not to know her.

“oh shes jacks ex— we can’t stand her, especially after what she did to the boy.” nicole told you.

good to know.

she’s got those lips, she’s got those hips, the life of every fuckin’ party. she’s talented, she’s good with kids, she even speaks kindly about me..

the devils won, which called for a celebration in some random club. even though you were still in new york, people congratulated the team on the win. maybe they hated the rangers too, or they were islander fans. you didn’t really expect some of the rangers to show up though, and especially not jenna.

her lips popped with the bright red lip stick she adorned. her hips swayed with every step she took in that mini silver dress. in that moment, she became the life of the party. in that moment, you felt your hands wrap around your body.

that didn’t last for long though, especially not when jack was there. his body pressed against yours as you both danced to the music. his hands gripping your waist, your arms slung around his neck. the sloppy kisses he pressed to your jaw. you had this, she didn’t.

but she had to ruin it. “wow you are so pretty!” her voice rang out. this caused jack to slowly, irritatedly pull away. your hands fell down to his arms as the smile on your face slowly turned fake.

“oh thank you.. uh do i know you?” jacks hand squeezed your waist.

jenna gave a look to jack, which you caught, before looking back at you. “one of jacks exes. you are?” she spoke.

“his girlfriend.”

and i know you love me, and i know it’s crazy.. but every time you call my name, i think you mistake me for her. you both have moved on, you don’t even talk. but i can’t help it, i got issues, i can’t help it baby.

“(y/n), baby?” jacks voice rang through the apartment. your body tensed slightly as his voice, scared that maybe he said the wrong name and that maybe you were just another jenna.

“(y/n)? have you seen my shirt?” he spoke loudly.

you sighed through your nose, “which one?”

jacks footsteps padded on the floor. you hid a smile as you sat at the kitchen island. you expected him to speak, but instead his arms wrapped around you from behind, causing you to let out a laugh.

“well it seems to be right here, isn’t that right?” he pinched at the fabric that draped over your body.

you feigned a look of innocence. “oh, you meant this one?” you smiled.

“when did you put this one on, pretty girl?” he asked you.

“it was the first shirt i found this morning. i dont find it to be too endearing walking around naked.”

jacks lips met the side of your neck, as his hands ran up and under his shirt that you wore. “mm, i dont know, i think that would be pretty nice.”

you let out a laugh as your hand reached back to play with his hair. “and let some random people see me? no thank you.”

“i guess you’re right, wouldn’t want anyone to see whats for my eyes only.” he spoke.

you hummed, feeling his kisses move to your jaw and become sloppier. “lets take this shirt off you, shall we?”

your thoughts disappeared as he dragged you to your room. there was no way he didn’t love you, not after the way he just worshipped you. oh no, he was yours, but his ex was still someone who made you worry.

is she friends with your friends? is she good in bed? do you think about her? no, im fine, it doesn’t matter tell me, is she easy-going? never controlling? well-traveled? well read? oh god, she makes me so upset! im so obsessed with your ex!

as jack left for practice, you couldn’t help but wonder about his ex. the last few questions that ran through your mind. she wasn’t friends with nicole or any of the girls, but what about his friends? her and trevor followed each other, same with her and cole.

does jack think about her often? last night at the club she seemed to piss him off by coming up to you both, maybe thats all? maybe he thinks about how much he hates her? or maybe he misses her— oh god was she good in bed?

was she easy-going? you were easy-going. so who cared. never controlling? you werent that controlling, the only thing you didnt want jack doing was liking random models pictures, and that was a set boundary because he said the same thing about random male models or hockey players (besides friends of course— for the both of you).

god jenna barely did anything to you and she made you so upset. pissed— frustrated, made you wanna pull your hair out.

you were obsessed.

im unable to tag everyone!

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Soulmates 2

[Here's a sequel of sorts to my previous story Soulmates (you don't need to have read it to understand this story). With thanks to @guytransformedforever, @beardobession, @tf-vigilante, @maletransformationlover, @clevertreephilosopher, @scorpionofredsand, and @maletffanatic for providing the photos used as inspiration.]

Hello, my name is Tyler. This is me:

And this is my roommate, Dylan:

Now look, I don’t have a problem with gay people. My cousin is a lesbian. And Dylan is a great roommate. Stays out of my way when we’re not gymming together, but is always down to hang when I need someone to talk to. I just wish he would be less in my face with all his gay shit. Rainbow flags everywhere, blasting Ariana Grande at all hours, constantly bringing new Grindr hookups back to the apartment but giving me side-eye when I ogle women. It’s just… too much for me.

Here’s the thing. I might actually be able to change that. I have this friend Evan, who I’ve wingmanned for on a few occasions over the past year. One night, when we were getting drunk together, he shared his secret with me. He has a magic gift. He clasped my hand and said “tomorrow, you will wake up and have this magic too.” And sure enough, the next day I could feel a tingle coursing through my veins, and I automatically had the knowledge of how to channel it.

Now I have the ability to change somebody’s future. I can’t fiddle with anything that’s innate or has already happened to them. Like, I can’t just make Dylan straight. But I can shape his future decisions or actions, and my magic will make alterations to speed the process along. Like if I made him decide to work out more, he would basically become a muscle beast within the week. Not that I’d do that. I still gotta be the alpha here. I just want to make him a little more… palatable. Someone cool to kick back with all the time, even if he sucks dick. Let’s see... I think I know what will work.

TOMORROW, DYLAN WILL BECOME OBSESSED WITH SPORTS

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Hello, my name is Dylan:

Sports are my LIFE. I never cared about them much growing up, but about a month ago I felt the urge to join my local queer volleyball team and never looked back. It became my everything. It’s been great exercise, but on top of playing volleyball and getting totally jacked off of it, I’ve loved the sense of camaraderie. I love my team. So much so that I even pierced my nipples on a dare when we lost the semifinals. My teammate River also recommended I stop dyeing my hair, and I think the look is really working for me. For some reason, even though it’s only been a month, my hair has grown out significantly since then. Was the red dye stunting its growth or something? Anyway. I also feel like my roommate Tyler and I have really bonded. We’ve been watching baseball games together and I think he appreciates how into it I am. He says he’s excited to bro out while watching football together in the fall.

I love Tyler, but here’s the thing. Maybe I love him too much. I’ve always had this huge crush on him, and no matter how many random Grindr hookups I try to distract myself with, I just can’t stop hoping that one day he’ll give up women for good and decide he loves me. Especially now that we’re spending all this time together, bumping chests when our team wins and shit.

I know us getting together is never going to happen, but I have this… temptation. I was born with a gift. Or maybe I wasn’t. Something my twink friend Paul told me made me think maybe he had something to do with it. Anyway, I have the ability to reshape someone’s past. I change just one thing about their past, and everything about their present just ripples forward to reflect that change. It’s a delicate art. Changing something big can have huge effects that are totally unpredictable. It’s a major temptation to make Tyler gay, but who knows how he’d turn out. Plus, I think that’s just too invasive.

But… Maybe I could change something small about him. Something that would make him less my type, and allow me to move on and focus on finding a boyfriend who would actually be into me. I’m into nice guys. I really love how kind and caring he is. And come on, he’s a FIREFIGHTER. So maybe I can try…

TYLER GREW UP SELFISH AND SPOILED

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What’s up, I’m Tyler.

You dig the jacket? Yeah, I’m still a firefighter, I’m just off duty. But babes dig whatever look I rock, you know what I mean? I get what I want, and what I want is a lot of one night stands. I know how to get ‘em, too. I’m so glad I made the decision to grow this beard out a year ago, it’s opened so many doors for me. And opened a lot of legs.

I’m getting what I want from Dylan, too. Finally, I have a roommate who’s willing to grab brews and watch the game with me. But I think I fucked up when I changed him. Queer volleyball isn’t exactly “sports,” at least not in my book. I thought he’d come out like a linebacker or something! I mean, nipple rings were never part of the plan. The gay guys seem to really go for them, too, so he’s got an even steadier stream of Grindr hookups coming in and out of the place.

On top of that, I’m a little sick of his shit. He’s always giving me lip about stupid stuff like leaving my dishes in the sink or dropping my unwashed uniform on the bathroom floor. He says it’s unsanitary. Like his parade of twinks aren’t dying to sniff that shit anyway. He just doesn’t get it. I think his volleyball teammates are a bad influence too. They’re all so obsessed with aesthetic and anti-hetero rhetoric. I still can’t make him straight, but I can definitely make him less… annoying.

TOMORROW, DYLAN WILL START HANGING OUT WITH MORE STRAIGHT PEOPLE WHO WILL HELP HIM STOP WORRYING ABOUT STUPID SHIT AND BE LESS PRISSY, WELL-GROOMED, AND UPTIGHT

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Yo, I’m Dylan.

Yeah, I cut my hair shorter than the last time you saw me. The upkeep was just getting to be too much, y’know? A couple weeks ago, about the time I dumped that lame-ass volleyball team I was on, I just got bored with shaving every day, too. I invested in a trimmer and now I rock the stubble look, and it’s working for me. I’ve gained a bit of weight since then, and it’s all for the better because I joined my local football league. Having a few extra beers with my new buds afterward just adds to my potential as a linebacker, anyway.

I thought hanging out with more straight people would make me get used to their vibe and kinda inoculate me against Tyler, but I’m still totally obsessed with him. He’s more of a bad boy now, but I’m finding that less unappealing than I used to. Plus, he’s still parading around in his uniform all the time. I can’t help it! I’ve jerked off more times that I can count to his Mr. June photos in the local firefighter calendar.

Whenever I see his mom, she’s constantly going on about how, out of all his Tonka toys growing up, the fire truck was always his favorite. She thinks that’s why he grew up to be a firefighter. Maybe I can change that core memory into something a little more… disreputable. That would definitely make him not my type anymore. I hope.

TYLER’S FAVORITE TOY GROWING UP WAS A TONKA MOTORCYCLE

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Fuckin’ A, man, I’m Tyler.

God, I love my hog. She’s a beaut, ain’t she? My parents wanted me to grow up to be a doctor or a lawyer or a firefighter or some shit, but all I ever wanted to do was ride my hog. Chicks want to ride my hog too, and I let them. As long as they don’t go near my bike! Hahaha, get it? Fuck, I love life. Let me take another drag on this stogie real quick.

Where was I? Oh yeah, my roommate, Dylan. I wish I didn’t have to room with anyone, but my boss at the garage keeps refusing to promote me. I should knock him around one of these days, see if that changes his mind. Anyway, sure, Dylan isn’t so much of a priss anymore. He doesn’t give me shit if I leave my grease-stained clothes on the couch or light up when we’re watching a football game.

But I wanted him to be straight-acting, you know? I tried to train him up as my wingman but he wore a super gay shirt with all these see-through holes to the party, and all the chicks kept their eyes on him the whole time! Fucker. Why can’t he be more like his brother? I’ve seen pictures. That dude is a full on redneck slob, got a Confederate tattoo and everything. I know they had the same backwater-ass trailer trash upbringing, why can’t he be rougher around the edges? You know what… maybe he can!

TOMORROW, DYLAN WILL REALIZE HE WANTS TO EMBRACE HIS WHITE TRASH UPBRINGING

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Hey y’all, I’m Dylan.

Hoo-ee, life has been good lately. I dunno why I resisted my good ol’ boy roots for so long. This goatee really makes me look rugged, dunnit? Also the chest hair. So grabbable. I decided to stop shaving my body, and poof! There it went. A full rug, within like two days I reckon. Like a sign from God. This is how I was always meant to be.

I know I was trying to push away my crush on Tyler by making him not my type, but what’s the fuckin’ point? I need someone who can handle me, and this hot as fuck biker dude I’ve created might be the only one who can handle me at this point. I ride ‘em rough and bareback, just like the horses back home, and weak city dudes just can’t handle it.

Will he be the same if he’s not straight? Maybe not. But as long as he can take my eight inches, I’ll keep him around. I vaguely remember having some sort of compunction about changing him so drastically, but I’m too horny to remember what it was.

Fuck it.

TYLER WAS BORN GAY

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Uh… hi. I’m Tyler. Who are you again?

Sorry, I’m pretty forgetful. Daddy Dylan says I don’t gotta remember shit though, as long as I let him ride me as rough and as long as he likes. He’ll do all the rest for me. He tells me where to go, what to do, who to do. There are so many nice, hot guys who are willing to pay our rent if I turn a few tricks. I love it.

I’ve been like this as long as I can remember. My mom and dad kicked me out when I was 18, in my senior year of high school. I was caught sucking my English teacher’s dick behind the locker rooms. I never went to college after that, but it’s not like I was getting good grades anyway. Sucking Mr. Brentmon’s cock wasn’t for my health, you know. He had a nice juicy one, too. I still dream about it sometimes.

What was I saying? Oh yeah, I took up with this biker gang for a while after getting kicked out. I’ve always had a thing for bikers. But once they got through using my ass, they got bored. It was hard for a while, but now things are oh, so easy. I get all the dick I could ever want. I have a roof over my head, and no job to worry about. All I do is go to the gym and eat and fuck and I never have to think. Dylan said he might take me out muddin’ sometime too. I don’t know what that is, but anything Dylan does is fun. Fuck, I love the way his goatee tickles my skin when he kisses me, so rough, so manly. Way manlier than I’ve ever been. It’s so fucking hot. I love how he takes care of me.

I really have no complaints. I wouldn’t change anything about my life, even if I could remember how…

[ginnyruin]

Altered State by ginnyruin announcement:

TL;DR: I’m rewriting my fic and will be posting two chapters a week until we reach the new update, Chapter 55. I’m excited to share the changes, including new characterizations and scenes, and new artwork by Nurchie.

long message:

Hi everyone,

I’ve been working on a rewrite on and off since I took a break last year. There were times when I wasn’t sure I’d continue — burnout can be tough— but revisiting the old chapters slowly drew me back in. What started as fixing a few things I wasn’t happy with eventually turned into a full rewrite. 

I initially intended to release Chapter 55 without sharing the rewrite first, especially since I know some readers have been waiting for a continuation of the story. I really didn’t want to disappoint. However, I realized that wouldn’t do the story justice.

I thought it might be best to release two chapters a week until we reach the new content with Chapter 55.

Subscribers on Ao3 won’t be getting any emails about these updates.

Just one email when the fic is first taken out of the collection because Ao3 does that automatically, and another when Chapter 55 goes live. I’ll be updating the date of the fic whenever a new chapter of the rewrite is posted, so it may appear in the tags for anyone who’s looking for it.

I might post update news here... but I really don't want to annoy people.

I won’t be deleting the original chapter webpages (since I deeply treasure your comments), but for now, they’ll serve as temporary pages even if it's empty. I know the word count and chapter count might look odd, but I hope you all understand.

I’ve deleted and rewritten entire chapters, reworked characterizations (Abraxas Malfoy for one, is so much more the original Death Eater you expect him to be). The atmosphere has become a little darker, everyone is slightly more miserable, but there will be some more humor too. While the essence of the story and most of the narrative progression remains the same, it feels like a deeper, more complete version now.

I’m also incredibly excited to share that Nurchie has repainted some of the older artwork, adding new details that reflect how her art and the story have evolved together. She’s also painted some jaw-droppingly gorgeous, brand-new pieces for the rewrite scenes, which I can’t wait for you to see. I’ve been eagerly following her progress with each new piece, and her work never fails to inspire me. She’s also my beta reader and has been such a huge source of encouragement and joy, and I couldn’t be more grateful.

Nurchie and I are both doing this purely for the joy of it in our free time. It’s a passion project for us, and we’re genuinely excited to share it with you. We’re not active on social media and aren’t making any money from this. It’s just something we love to create. 

Thanks so much for your ongoing support—whether you choose to revisit the rewrite or wait until it’s all finished, or not read the rewrite at all, I truly appreciate every bit of engagement. Your comments and thoughts here and on Ao3 have motivated me more than you know, and I’m excited to share this updated version with you.

[felassan]

Snippets. 🐺💜

Corinne: "I’m screaming alongside the rest of y’all! It’s happening!!!!" [source]

Nathan: "Thrilled to share our latest trailer! Very proud of all these animators." [source]

Trick: "There we go." [source] / "I hear there's something at this [trailer] link now." [source]

Blair: "LIVE NOW! October 31st 💜🐉🐺" [source]

Brianne: "It's almost here... So close..." [source]

Corinne: "I’ve held the dagger in my hands, and well, needless to say I can’t wait until my own personal copy arrives. I’m definitely not going to be unhinged. 🤷‍♀️" [source]

Bryce: "if I may workpost for a sec, I'm forever grateful for days like today when I get to gush about dragon age with the fans. this community is so welcoming and my heart is so full today 💜" [source]

User: "Of the new companions, who do you think would have the best chance of beating you at pinball?" / Corinne: "Bellara, definitely. As an Elven tinkerer with a curious mind and playful spirit, I think she’d be so into it" [source]

Brianne: "So excited to share more of what we've worked on!" [source]

Corinne: "Some of the best moments I have is reading through the team’s experience, highlights, and feedback for the game. You’re right - we do love it! It’s a wonderfully talented group of folks I get the pleasure to work alongside." [source]

User: "MORRIGAN!!!!" / Corinne: "Keeping this secret has been KILLING me 😊" [source]. User: "I can't wait to find out all the other secrets that you've got in store for us." / Corinne: "Oh just you wait 😉" [source]

User: "HER CROWN I SEE THAT CROWN." [re: Morrigan] / Corinne: "👀" [source]

User: "CORINNE! It looks so good!! I can't wait to play it!" / Corinne: "Thank you so so much! The team did such a fantastic job. It’s been a labor of love for so many of us 💜" [source]

Corinne: "Can’t wait to hear about your adventures and the decisions you’ll make.I immediately preordered another copy of Rook’s Coffer even though we on the dev team get one 😅" [source]

Corinne: "I’m in awe of what this team has created 💜" [source]

Corinne: "We’re all so proud of this game and I mean it when I say we’re are just as excited to get it into your hands and hear about your adventures as your are to play it.This team is truly a wonderful group of creative people. 💜" [source]

Corinne: "The team has put so much of themselves into this return to Thedas, and believe me when I say that it means so much to all of us to see and hear about your excitement 💜" [source]

Corinne: "I’ll be honest, it still doesn’t feel real to me either that we are so close now. We all hope you’ll love this return to Thedas 😊" [source]

Corinne: "I hope you’ll share a pic of the Rook you settle on when you emerge from Character Creator. If you’re anything like me you’ll spend a loooot of time lost in the options 😉" [source]

Corinne: "Rogue is so so good. The Veil Ranger specialization is absolutely one of my favorites" [source]

Brianne: "I'm excited to see everyone's Rooks! I really like the ones I've made." [source]

Corinne: "Happy to say this time around we’ll be able to support those flowing locks in-game" [source]

The Codex is "vast" [source]

User: "question, of our 7 companions, which is most likely to be up early and watch the sunrise , which is most likely one to sleep till noon?" / Corinne: "When you see Davrin’s room, you’d certainly assume he’d be up watching the sunrise with that view. If only it weren’t in the fade 😅" [source]

User: "For purely scientific and artistic purposes....is Emmrich taller than a female elf or roughly the same height?" / Corinne: "Well… usually taller, but y’all can control your characters height now so 🤷‍♀️😅" [source]

Malcolm: "To all the people excited about the return of Her.... same, fam, same. And by Her I mean Morrigan. Just... just in case that wasn't clear." [source, two]

Malcolm: "The level art team for DA:Ve are incredible. The environments they've built are gobsmacking. I adore what they did for the Necropolis in particular." [source]

Malcolm: "And Rivain is just... 👀 Seeing this one go from early greybox to full art was such a delight" [source]

Malcolm: [image of bby Manfred] "That's my boy!" [source]

[textblock character limit break!]

User: "*remembering all those dang statues in my origin story in DAO* ah shit that’s a lot of gods" / Brianne: "You'll be fine. You... May want back-up 😁" [source]

Brianne: "While on the topic of Dragon Age: The Veilguard... I just adore him. [image of Assan]" [source]. / John: "the team's official Assan photographer" [source] / Brianne: "When I said I'd capture one, two, several more shots..." [source]

Brianne: "There are some spooky places to explore" [source]

User: "I'm so excited :)))))) I hope I spotted the bun hairstyle of one of my favorite hammer wielding characters in the world <3" [re: image of character who is probably Evka Ivo] / Brianne: "Well, would you look at that :)" [source]

Mary: "[Assan] is the best character in the game. We all know this to be true." [source]

Blair: "everyone went nuts about baby griffon, but Manfred is my boy, my sweet cheese, etc. ride or die, Manfred 💀💜" [source]

John: "am I playing our game for fun on a Friday night, I certainly am. romancing my own companion to do one last check to make sure all the conditionals work. folks it is a very strange thing" [source, two]

Trick thinks the Spellblade spec is delightful :D [source]

User: "Is Solas speaking in the Hallelujah cadence at the beginning of the Release Date Trailer ? I'm trying to match it up but the best I can get is opposite stresses although the meter is 8/8/11" / Trick: "In DAI, only a relative few lines were in that cadence. He hauls it out for special occasions. :)" [source]

Original post: "I know that the AP Stylebook says the proper possessive form of Harris is Harris'. But the AP Stylebook also says not to use the Oxford comma. It's not a serious publication, let alone an authority on punctuation." Trick: "There was an actual voices-raised argument among the BioWare Writers and Editors over S-apostrophe vs S-apostrophe-S, along with threats made to writers who proposed character names ending in S in the future. Question time: Can anyone think of an antagonist in DA:I whose name ended in S? Corypheus's assassins' scimitars's's'' blades are coated with poison." [source, two] User: "I make everybody mad by switching between -s' and -s's depending on if the "s" represents a voiced or unvoiced consonant: Anders', but Fenris's." Trick: "I think that was very close to the consensus we landed on." [source]

Mass Effect

User: "fully accept that the answer may be "that was 8 million years ago I have no idea" but did you unilaterally decide to make Thane hallucinogenic when licked while writing ME2 dialog??" / Trick: "Yes. My intention was always that Mordin was trolling you there, but I don't think everyone took it that way. 🤣" [source]

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

Good Omens graphic novel update: March 2024

Happy March. We bumped into the one and only Maggie Service at an event earlier this month, and here she is with some enamel friends of ours:

It turns out, her words, not ours, that they’re not only good for the aesthetic, but handy for covering accidental food stains. Here she is showing off the gorgeous Aziraphale and Crowley pins to the crowd.

Anyway, we have a bumper one for you this month, and an important update on timings. Let’s get to it.

PledgeManager

First of all, we were due to launch the PledgeManager with this month’s update, but there’s a few last minute hurdles we need to get through and so we’re pushing it back a few final weeks just to ensure all the is are dotted, and ts are crossed. We’ll now be launching this on Thursday 18th of April, in the late afternoon UK-time, to ensure that all team hands are on deck for the move into this next phase. 

We’ve got a bunch of FAQs ready for the launch, and we’ll have a PledgeManager-specific update to coincide with it going live where we’ll lay out everything as clearly as possible. We appreciate your patience on this.

Rather than hold back the PledgeManager-adjacent information to the new launch date, however, we’ll still share with you some of the new things that will be available!

In terms of new additions: you wanted more  ̶d̶u̶c̶k̶s̶ items? You’ve got them! We’ve got two new notebooks: one featuring lots of ineffable artwork from the graphic novel, and one featuring the much-loved ducks.

We’ve also got two new mugs: one for Tadfield visitors, and another for… duck lovers.

We’ve got a big sticker set bringing together lots of the art from this campaign. And, we’ve got a new enamel pin pair: these gorgeous Crowley and Aziraphale wings that together make a little love heart. You can either wear them both, or split them with your own best angel.

These will be available to purchase like the Aziraphale and Crowley pin pairs - not tied to the mystery packs.  

Tier updates

While some elements of the campaign are facing delays, other elements are hurtling forward at full velocity. Fans of the very cute, brace yourselves: here is Sarah Graley’s print for the loot box:

We’ve got some more map previews from Julien Labit, capturing Tadfield, heaven, hell, and many, many places in between:

And, we’re excited to unveil Alice Oseman’s Crowley illustrations for Loot Box #1, completing the pair alongside her Aziraphale sketches from when she watched Good Omens years ago:

On the add on front, here’s our Good Omens slipcase that can be added to pledges, to keep your graphic novels nice and  ̶a̶c̶c̶u̶r̶a̶t̶e̶ cosy:

We are quite into pins, you may have noticed. Here’s some more that will be available in the mystery packs:

Moving up to the Obsidian levels, here are some of the sample art pieces from William the Antichrist, illustrated by fantasy artist Mike Nash featuring Crawleigh, and the Citroen 2CV. We’re excited to see these new editions come to life:

Evolution of Eden

We thought it would be interesting to show the evolution of the graphic novel itself. We’ve found it glorious watching Colleen’s artwork arrive in each new stage, and so here’s a sample of the stages of Colleen’s first image, in the Garden of Eden, from pencil sketch, through ink, to the finished page:

And another, from its initial concept sketch, through to this celestial delight:

Lots happening, the lay of the year changing a little, but still full to the brim with Good Omens.

Until next time.

[jr-bigbang]

We’re thrilled to announce our 2024/25 James/Regulus Big Bang! ☀️✨

For those who may be unfamiliar, a ‘Big Bang’ fest brings fanfic writers and fan artists together in a collaborative space to create illustrated fanfiction for a particular pairing. Over the course of several months, writers will write fanfiction centered on ‘Jegulus’ (James Potter x Regulus Black). Artists will then ‘claim’ those fics and create art for them!

Community is the backbone of fandom and we’re so excited to create a collaborative space for authors and artists to work together to contribute fan works to a ship that means so much to us. As we get closer to the fest, we’ll be sending out invitations to our Discord server so all of us can mingle and bond over our shared love of this ship!

We hope you follow along and reach out with any questions (or general excitement!). For additional information, including our schedule, look under the cut!

Love from your mods,

@wolfpadx, @just--vi, @imdamagecontrol, @steveahoi, and @arviyya

Authors are expected to submit one fanfic that is at least 20k words long (and no longer than 200k words). Since this is a J/R Big Bang, Jegulus must be the primary focus/ship. Secondary or background ships are permitted but must not be the focus of the fic. Authors are allowed to collaborate on a fic, but may only submit one fic (that means that if you co-write, you may not also submit an individual fic). Because of the timeline and word count expectations of the Big Bang fics we require all authors to have at least one existing published fic of 20k words. 

Artists are expected to submit at least two pieces of work per fic, including a banner and a piece of artwork. Artists may submit additional pieces of art for the fic they claim but are not required to! Artists will be allowed to select one fic to illustrate during initial sign ups. Artists may be allowed to select additional fics if some remain unclaimed!

Betas are welcome to join the fest! Authors are strongly encouraged (but not required) to use a Beta. Authors may bring their own Beta into the fest (we simply ask that they sign up as any other Beta might), or, if they do not have a Beta and would like one, the mods will pair an Author and a Beta for the fest. 

Rules and further information will be released soon. We wanted to introduce our fest to you now to give you all ample time to plan your fics since this is an open-prompt fest (meaning you decide on the plot so long as it is James Potter x Regulus Black-centric), and to shuffle your schedules/WIP plans around if needed.

Schedule

[quietnade]

Is it really over?

So… is it really over? I’ve been asking myself that question a lot lately. Liam’s passing has left a mark on me that will never truly fade. I know this stab at my heart will take years, maybe even a lifetime, to heal. I tried to gather my thoughts and find a little comfort by writing the following down, and I hope you’ll find some comfort in it too.

🩷 The boys may no longer make music together, but does that mean the impact they made on us is gone? Of course not. The connection we have with their music and the memories we made will always be part of the “story of our lives.” Instead of seeing it as the end, let’s think of it as moving into a new era. We’ve grown, the boys have grown, and our love for them has grown in new ways too.

🩷 Yes, it’s true that the years won’t come back, but we can revisit them anytime through their music and memories.

🩷 We can immerse ourselves in the nostalgia without guilt. Maybe we’ll rewatch This Is Us, scroll through Tumblr pages, watch their video diaries, fan edits, or interviews.

🩷 One Direction wasn’t just another boy band, they were a feeling. They shaped an entire generation without even realizing it, while the boys were just having fun. In many ways, they taught us how to laugh, dream, and connect with a community. That energy is larger than life and still lives in us.

🩷 We can always celebrate their anniversaries. The boys’ birthdays, their X Factor debut, album releases, and in doing so, we’ll always feel how big a part of our lives they still are.

🩷 We can treat the boys’ solo careers as a new chapter in their One Direction story. Their voices and essence are still present in each of their solo projects. The boys are living happy lives, still living the dream they worked so hard for, and we’re happy for them with all our hearts.

🩷 This fandom will always be a part of us. The joy, hope, and excitement we felt as Directioners shaped who we are today, and that part of us is never gone, it never will be.

🩷 Not everyone gets to experience something as powerful as being part of a fandom like this. We’ve been part of something magical, and we’ll always wear it as a badge of honor, a kind of talisman of comfort, joy, warmth, and hope.

🩷 Yes, we love the boys, and yes, they were a huge part of our lives. But we have to remember that life goes on and we have to participate in it, finding new joys and interests. Our love for them doesn’t have to fade just because life moves on.

🩷 In our own little ways, we can make this world a better place, maybe for just one person, making their day slightly better than it could have been. Just like how Liam always tried to. Even the “little things,” small acts of kindness, can honor Liam’s legacy.

🩷 We can create art, write poetry, blogs, poetry, we can journal about how much One Direction meant to us growing up and how Liam’s passing has stirred these emotions.

🩷 Embracing our fangirl or fanboy side unapologetically is another way to honor them. We can dive back into our passionate ways of fangirling while connecting with other Directioners in spaces like this. Without judgment, we can share how we feel in these little 1D communities. We can even contribute to fan projects to deepen our connection with this wholesome fandom.

🩷 Personally, I wrote a letter to Liam in my journal, talking about how much I love him. I even confessed how guilty I felt for not following his solo career as closely as I could have. I’ll always carry Liam’s memory with me.

🩷 Instead of “holding on to heartbreak,” we can hold on to hope. Maybe the boys will reunite someday, but even if they don’t, we need to remember that, every time we listen to their songs, relive old memories, or talk to another Directioner, they really ARE reunited, in our eternally Directioner hearts. 💙💚❤️💛🤍

[valentine-cafe]

﹙1 year anniversary. ﹚ ─── can you believe it has been a year? ”

( eden. ) how do we even start this off? well, I don’t think that there is any formal way that we possibly can. all we can say is that this entire day has been so surreal. like -

what do you mean it’s been a whole year that we’ve had the blog? it feels like just yesterday, yet ten years all at the same time. everything just went on so fast and to be here typing this now feels like it’s a dream.

I don’t think I’ve ever thought I could be consistent with a blog like I have been with this one. I didn’t think that I would get so much of joy out of sharing our characters and connecting with people like we have over this year. but I have, and I am grateful. from this one spontaneous day of telling howl I wanna make an oc blog to now planning a book series because of it. . .

I guess all I can say is - thank you. thank you, all of you, for this year that you have spent with us. whether you were here from the beginning or you are a recent enthusiast of the cafe. all of you have made this year amazing. to hear that we touch and inspire people with our writing, art, etc. to hear that people genuinely look forward to our posts - to us - it’s amazing.

thank you for all the continued support. thank you for being here and showing us that we have a shot at this book thing. from all your kind words to your sillies and your rambles. we want you to know that we appreciate every one of you. we cannot wait to continue the content for the future and walk this journey with you!

I’m not sure if any authors previously have tried this path. of creating and connecting with a fanbase before their work is done. I hope more do. because this has been a dream come true. I’m so honoured to sit here and type this out. I’m so grateful for this year that has gone by - and I sure as hell am ready for all that is to come !

best wishes as always, please take care and stay safe. remember that we love all of you <3

( howl ) : To think that this has gone on for an entire year now. Why, it feels like more! I am excited to say that both Eden and I look forward to the future of this blog greatly, and adore the work that we get to make for it.

Did you know, this blog took two ( 2 ) months to make, when it was still in creation? It took us much thought and love to figure out how we were gonna make this a blog with characters we love so dearly one for all of you to see! Characters you could love as well.

Along a journey of hard work, tears and laughter. Came all of you, and many of you are still teetering in. We love you all the same, and are grateful for your presence.

With your endless support, and your interest and love for our world, our characters — the books that are in making. We feel aspired to keep going. The inspiration we get from watching all of you, amazing souls and beautiful minded individuals.

The entire meaning of this blog, is to uplift people. Inspire them. It was created just as much for sillies, yes and the purpose of sharing interesting oc’s. But the meaning of it, was to uplift, and inspire, help people feel seen by reflections of themselves in our characters. The same way we see it. If that makes sense.

You are all such a big help in this big project of ours.

It started out so small, like a flicker of light in the dark matter of night. Burst into a sun, a star and a moon. All shining so brightly together.

Thank you, for being here. For being the wonderful soul you are.

Thank you for coming around or dropping by after a hard day or a good day! With lovely requests and questions galore about our characters.

Thank you for sending us your lovely art, thank you for sending us your ideas and headcanons, thank you for coming around to make sure we’re doing okay.

We wish for all of you to know, nevermind who you are, and where life is for you at this very moment. We believe in you, keep going. Even when it gets hard. Come morning, come night. There shall always be light to guide you. And we will happily do that.

We love all of you so much, thank you. I don’t have any words to describe just how much all of you really mean to us. No words were created for such.

You are all doing Eden and I such a big amount of support and we love and appreciate you for it. And we hope, that when these books come out, and you get to see these characters once more. In different lights, but lovable all the same, that you will find comfort and help in them, as much as we have.

Thank you.

[maddy-k-reads-all-day]

Doing Crafts Together!

The tape begins with Amanda and Wooly sharing the bathroom as they go through their usual morning routine and get ready for the day. Amanda is wearing her outfit from the Appearances! Episode, while putting her hair up in a ponytail. Wooly is also back in his outfit from Appearances! while he brushes his teeth. Wooly spits out his toothpaste and notices blood in the sink. 

“Whoa what’s that from?” 

“I must’ve bit my tongue…” Wooly examines his mouth in the mirror, “HUH?!” he immediately falls backwards onto the floor, crashing into Amanda. 

“What was that all about…?” Amanda asks Wooly frantically to get back up and starts looking at his teeth in the mirror. 

“Hey Amanda… are my teeth looking a bit… sharper… than usual?” Wooly laughs nervously. Amanda looks at his mouth. 

“Oh yeah, looks like you got fangs like me!” Amanda says, showing him hers. “I think… they appeared yesterday?”

“And that’s not concerning to you?!” 

“I think they look super cool! Like a lion! Rawr!” 

“But why?!” 

“Maybe it has something to do with us using our demon powers to beat the meatman yesterday? Or something?” Amanda shrugs, “It’s an upgrade honestly.” 

“Well make them go away!” Wooly snaps tugging on his ears so hard Amanda worries they might just snap off. 

“I can't.” Amanda replies. Wooly pushes past her and storms out of the room. She can hear his door slamming in the distance. “Oh boy. Not this again…” she finally notices that the episode has started. “Oh that’s weird… this episode isn’t supposed to start until later. Oh well.” Amanda shrugs, “Hi guys! It’s me, Amanda!” she beams. 

“You got fangs now? That’s cool.” Riley smiles.

“I know right? Rawr!” 

“Wow! So scary!” Sophie giggles. 

“Heh heh… I can get waaaay scarier than that!” Amanda laughs confidently. 

“Don’t I know it.” Riley grimaces. Amanda shakes her head and smiles. She walks out of the bathroom and into her room. 

“Well the script for today’s episode is supposed to be about arts and crafts. See, it’s raining outside!” she points to the window. The sun is out. She glares out the window. “It’s raining outside.” suddenly it starts to rain. “So we’re going to have some fun doing indoor activities today! Like arts and crafts!” I thought this world was fixed after they killed the meatman… is this a glitch? Or has the world simply changed? Sophie wonders. The tape changes so that Amanda is in a brand new room. It looks like an office room. With lots of drawers and a desk. 

“First we gotta gather all the supplies. Hmm… what should we make… I kind of wanna go all out today!” Amanda giggles. She opens up a big drawer. “Okay, first we got some construction paper. And some… kiddie scissors ugh… and some glue sticks… and…” She continues to dig through the drawer. “Aha!” She pulls out a hot glue gun. “Put your hands up!” She shouts pointing the glue gun at the screen. Both Sophie and Riley put their hands up. Amanda laughs and adds the glue gun to the pile. “Hmm… oh here's some crayons and watercolors, paints, and popsicle sticks! I wonder what Wooly will end up making?” 

“You seem excited.” Riley points out. 

“Yeah! Wooly isn’t really an arts and crafts person! This is the only episode I can get him to do it with me willingly! Since he looooves sticking to the script so much.” 

“Wooly doesn’t like arts and crafts?” Sophie questions. 

“Yeah. I don’t get why, I mean, he’s pretty good at it. But every time he makes something he’s always saying it’s terrible or not good enough and he gets really down on himself and throws it in the trash.” 

“Yeah that sounds like Wooly.” Riley sighs. The tape changes and Amanda drops the pile of supplies down on the living room carpet. Then she sits down on the couch and drums her fingers on her knee, as if waiting impatiently for something. 

“What’s up?” Riley questions. 

“Well I do arts and crafts all the time… so I’m just waiting for Wooly…” “Well Wooly seems rather upset…” Sophie points out.  

“Yeah I don’t really get why. He was all smiles at breakfast this morning…” Amanda sits and ponders for a couple moments. “Maybe I’ll go talk to him.” The tape changes to Wooly’s bedroom. She finds him in his room curled up in a little ball. 

“Hey Wooly…” 

“Go away!” 

“But we’re supposed to do arts and crafts today!” 

“Don’t wanna.” 

“But Wooly…” Amanda takes a small step closer. 

“I TOLD YOU TO GO AWAY!” he screams. The tape turns red and glitches a bit. Wooly quickly backs away. “Sorry sorry sorry… I’m sorry!” he says frantically. Amanda stares at him with confusion. “Quit looking at me like that, just leave me alone!” 

“Fine. Be that way.” Amanda pouts. “I'll just find someone else to play with me! Someone waaaaaay cooler than you!” 

The tape changes to the living room. Amanda picks up all her art supplies.

“Stupid Wooly… I don't need him anyway!” Amanda scoffs. She looks out the window. “Gee, looks like the rain cleared up!” she says. It’s still raining. She looks incredibly annoyed. “GEE LOOKS LIKE THE RAIN CLEARED UP!” the sun suddenly comes out. The tape changes to the town. 

“There's gotta be SOMEONE I can play with…” she spots the library and smiles. She enters the library. The owl isn't there. “O-oh…” she says sadly, “Maybe she's… out?” The tape changes to the farm. 

“Hey Scarecrow! Wanna paint with me?” She asks. The Scarecrow does not move, except for a slight shaking caused by the breeze. “Hmm… who else is there?” Amanda ponders. She stops for a moment. “I wonder if Mr. Fox would have… never mind that! Hmm…” She spots Ms. Cat and her kittens. “Hey Ms. Cat! Wanna paint-” they walk right past without even batting an eye. “Oh…” Amanda says sadly. The tape changes back to the house. Her kitten comes up and rubs itself along her legs lovingly.

“Hey kitty… wanna paint together?” The kitten tilts her head in confusion. “Yeah who am I kidding?” Amanda sighs, sitting down on the floor. Just then she finally takes notice of the opossum behind her, gnawing on a glue stick. “Get that out of your mouth!” she shouts, grabbing it from him. “How did you even get in here?” then her eyes light up. “Wait- That’s it! Opossum, do you wanna do arts and crafts with me?” The opossum seems surprised by the invitation, but shrugs his shoulders and sits down. “First let’s make some paintings! Say opossum, you had a family once didn’t you? Why don’t you show me what your family was like?” Amanda asks, handing the opossum a piece of paper. He takes some paint and squirts it onto the paper. “Wait, we have a paper towel for that… well okay… um here’s a paintbrush.” Instead of taking the paintbrush, the opossum starts slapping the paint with his hand, causing it to splatter everywhere. “Or you could do that… gee opossum you really like to make a mess huh?” Amanda sighs. The opossum looks at her happily and nods. “Oh so you’re doing this on purpose. I get it now…” she groans. She starts to paint her own picture, but the paint from the opossum’s picture keeps splattering onto hers. She looks progressively more and more annoyed. “Stop that! Ugh! Look at this big mess you’re making!” Amanda snaps, but then she takes a deep breath. “No no, it’s fine. Everyone does things their own way. In fact…” Amanda takes from paint that she squirted onto the paper tower and splats it on the paper with her hand. “You know what? This is fun!” the pair paint their pictures with their hands. “Alright, opossum? Are you done?” she asks. The opossum nods. They show each other their pictures. “Wow, neat picture! Let’s put them on the kitchen counter to dry.” Amanda says. They go into the kitchen. Amanda places hers on the counter, then the opossum hands her his and she places it next to hers. 

“That was fun! But there are so many more crafts we could try! Do you wanna do more crafts with me, opossum?” Amanda asks. The opossum shakes his head, looking quite uninterested. “Oh… well before you go, remember it’s always important to clean up your art supplies when you’re done! Let’s go clean up!” The opossum looks mortified and runs away. Amanda looks super ticked off by this. “Why do I even bother…” the tape changes back to the living room.

“Look at this big mess we made. There’s paint everywhere!” Amanda groans. She starts cleaning up the floor while mumbling angrily to herself. “Fine! I don’t need you to do crafts anyway! I don’t need… anyone…” 

“I can do crafts with you Amanda… I mean… from my side of the screen at least.” Riley offers. Amanda stops cleaning and looks up at them with a surprised but grateful expression. 

“Yeah! Let’s all do crafts together!” Sophie beams. She smiles but that smile quickly returns to a sad frown. 

“It’s not the same…” Amanda sighs sadly. “It’s… not the same… I wish I had more friends…” she quickly shakes her head, “No no no! We don’t want any more people trapped in here like me! It’s a good thing we haven’t had any new characters show up in awhile… it’s a good thing… it’s a…” Amanda looks down at the mess on the floor really sadly like she’s about to cry. “It’s a good thing… for everyone except me… that’s kind of greedy of me huh? I mean… I got you guys… and Wooly… that’s enough… that should be enough right?”

“It’s okay to still feel lonely sometimes Amanda…” Riley says gently. 

“Really?” Amanda whimpers, Riley nods. “You’re a great friend and all but… sometimes I wish I had more people around here to do things with. Someone who likes the things I like…”

“That makes sense.” 

“Mmmhmm…” Amanda finally finishes cleaning up. “I wonder how Wooly’s doing…” the tape changes back to Wooly’s room. He’s laying on his bed staring at the ceiling. 

“Hey Wooly… um… I made you a painting… to help you feel better… but it’s still downstairs drying…” 

“Thanks I guess…” Wooly mumbles. Amanda sits on the bedside glumly. 

“I missed doing crafts with you today…”

“Just get the opossum to do it with you or something…” 

“Believe me I tried… it um…well it went okay… I guess- but the opossum got bored rather quickly and left me with a huuuge mess.”

“Sounds about right.” 

“Yeah…” Amanda sighs. 

“I wanna be alone today… okay Amanda?” 

“Well I don’t. I really really don’t.” Amanda sounds like she’s about to cry. Wooly glances over at her for a second but quickly looks away. “Can I just… stay here for a while? We don’t have to do anything…” 

“I don’t wanna be in the episode today.” 

“Please Wooly?” 

“Whatever. I don’t care.” Wooly sighs. “Just stop looking at me.” 

“Well alright…” Amanda replies. She appears in the living room and grabs a coloring book and crayons, then appears back in Wooly’s room. She drops them on the floor and starts to draw. She hums and draws for a bit. 

“Hey Wooly, look at what I drew! It’s silly Mr. Fox!” 

“I told you I don’t care, just stop bothering me…” Wooly mumbles, not even looking at her. 

“Hmpth! Fine.” she pouts turning around and scribbling rather furiously on the page. She eventually seems to calm down. She grabs a new page and starts to draw something else. 

“You probably think I’m overreacting huh?” Wooly grumbles.

“Not really… we all have bad days… we all feel bad sometimes…” Amanda replies, gripping her crayon tightly, “I feel pretty bad today myself…” 

“Why would you feel bad? Isn’t this your favorite episode or something?” Wooly scoffs sarcastically. 

“I mean it is… arts and crafts are my favorite and this is the one episode I get to share them with someone else!” Amanda smiles sadly, “It's the one episode I thought I wouldn't have to think about… all the things I don’t want to think about. I've been down in the dumps a lot lately… And I feel like… I really need a good day like that today.” Wooly doesn’t respond. Amanda looks a bit hurt. The pair stay quiet for a bit. Amanda takes Wooly’s bunny off the floor and stares at it for a bit. “But it seems like you aren’t having a good day huh? I don’t really know why you’re upset… but… I’m here if you wanna talk about it?” Amanda offers, coming back over and handing him his bunny. He quickly hugs it very tightly. She sits down next to him on the bed. 

“It's just… I wanna be human, you know?”

“I mean yeah I get it but like… you are human in here, right?” Amanda says, pointing to Wooly's heart.

“Are we though?” Wooly asks. Amanda freezes, looking a little horrified. “Can either of us really be called human anymore?”

“I… I don't know…” Amanda mumbles. Wooly flops over sideways on his bed, looking miserable. “That’s bad huh? I really don’t know anymore…” Amanda chuckles softly, her voice cracking a little. They sit in silence for a bit longer. 

“We… really did that yesterday… didn’t we?” Wooly questions, sitting up and looking at Amanda. 

“Did what?” 

“We killed the meatman. He’s really gone.” 

“Yeah. But… it’s not like either of us haven’t killed anyone before.”

“Heh heh… I know. I thought- I hoped it was a dream.” 

“I’m glad it isn’t. I feel like this is the closest we’ve ever been to being free.” Amanda says while stretching her arms.

“I guess I’m just scared…” 

“Of consequences?” 

“Oh peaches I didn’t even think of that…” 

“Of what then?” 

“It felt good, Amanda. It felt so so good.” 

“Oh.” Amanda’s eyes widen in surprise. “Um… I… wow… okay then.” 

“That’s really bad right?” 

“I- I just never expected you to say something like that…” Amanda answers. Wooly looks away. 

“I don’t wanna talk anymore.” 

“Aw come on Wooly… What is it you’re so afraid of?”

“Losing control of myself…” 

“How so?”

“I don’t know… doing something I’ll regret? Something that I can’t take back?”

“Oh please, we've both done that long ago…” Amanda sighs. 

“Well yeah but I mean… doing all that again.” Wooly elaborates. Amanda just looks at him in an uncomfortable silence. “I don’t want to make any more mistakes.” 

“Heh… we probably will, Wooly. I mean, isn’t that what it means to be human?” she asks, standing up and stretching again.

“Maybe…” 

“Now come on. Enough of this. I'm hungry. Let’s go eat some lunch!” 

“That sounds okay I guess…” Wooly sighs. The tape changes to the kitchen. Amanda sees the paintings she made with the opossum on the counter. 

“Oh right! This is for you.” Amanda grins handing Wooly the painting.

“So this one is what the opossum made?” Wooly asks. Amanda nods. He examines it for a couple minutes. “Say… does that person in the picture remind you of someone?” 

“Someone like…?” 

“I don’t know, like Kate’s friend… the one we didn’t like?” 

“Oh the one that was being kind of pushy with Kate and stressing her out a ton? Yeah no I didn’t like her at all. I mean, I’m sure she had her reasons but I just could not trust her.” Amanda shrugs.

“Yeah but doesn’t this kind of look like her?” Wooly asks. Amanda squints at the picture. 

“Oh… you might be onto something.”

“So… the opossum knew her?” 

“I guess so.” Amanda replies, “That reminds me, we haven’t seen her in a while. Wonder what happened to her? Riley do you know?” she asks. 

“Oh haha yeah I haven’t heard from her since… the library haha…” Riley laughs nervously. 

“Wasn’t she killed by Wooly’s demon?” Sophie whispers quietly. Riley glares at her. She covers her mouth in realization. “Oh… whoops.”

“Wha-What did you say?” Wooly asks. 

“Um NOTHING! Nothing at all! Who are we talking about again?!” Sophie laughs poorly trying to cover up her mistake. Awkward silence fills the room. 

“I’m… going to make my sandwich.” Amanda says awkwardly. She puts the drawings up on the fridge with magnets. Then she pulls out the peanut butter and jam. 

“You’re seriously using my peanut butter?” Wooly scoffs. 

“Well we can’t get lunch meat anymore so yeah Wooly I’m using your peanut butter. What are you gonna do about it?” Amanda shrugs, spreading the peanut butter on her bread.

“Nothing…” Wooly sighs in defeat. 

“Okay…” Amanda says awkwardly. I think she was trying to start up some playful banter… Riley suspects. The pair end up eating their sandwiches together in an awkward silence. Then they head back to the living room, where the rest of Amanda’s art supplies lay all over the floor.  

“Wow… you have a lot of stuff set up today huh?” 

“Yes!” Amanda beams excitedly, “This will be the rest of our day!” she announces proudly. 

“I’m… going back to my room.” 

“What?!” 

“I can’t do this… not today…” Wooly grumbles, turning to leave. 

“NO!” Amanda snaps, grabbing Wooly’s arm. The tape flashes red for a second. Amanda sounds really upset. 

“Look Amanda I'm really tired today okay? I'll play with you tomorrow…”

“Are you serious, Wooly? You always love doing episodes with me! You're always practically begging for us to do them together!”

“I do not beg!” Wooly scoffs, completely offended. “And you turn me down half the time. Why is it the one day I want a day off you're acting like it's the end of the world?!”

“Why can’t you just cooperate and let me have this!”

“I let you have plenty!” 

“Come on Wooly! You know this is one of my favorite episodes! This has been the ONLY episode I ever look forward to! Because I can do something I like for once with you and the viewers! Something I genuinely enjoy more than anything else! 

“I don’t care!” Wooly snaps, “JUST LEAVE ME ALONE ALREADY!” Amanda stands there, with her arms crossed looking entirely unamused. 

“You know this is kind of funny… it almost reminds me of that time I was feeling really bad… but you kept insisting on telling that stupid story.” 

“IT WASN’T STUPID!” 

“Oh c’mon Wooly it was the most cliche thing I ever heard!” 

“Well excuse me!” 

“I was feeling really bad and you just kept doing what you wanted-” Amanda stops. “Oh… I’m sorry Wooly…”

“Huh?”

“I’m doing the same thing right now… aren’t I?” Amanda whimpers, “I’m sorry…”

“It’s… fine…” Wooly sighs tiredly. “I think I’m going to take a nap.” 

“Alright. That’s fine.”

“Maybe we can do this episode again another day?” 

“I’d like that.” Amanda smiles warmly. Wooly nods and leaves. Amanda’s smile fades. A couple tears roll down her cheeks as she collapses into a little ball. “But I really needed a good episode today.” the tape fades out and falls on the ground. “Gee poor Amanda…” RIley sighs, “I wish I could be there for her.” 

“Well unfortunately, it seems Wooly needed his space today…”

Authors Note: Wanted to do an aftermath fic to the Amandathon :)

I noticed while writing this fic that it almost feels like Amanda and Wooly's roles have ended up swapping in a way. With Amanda using the adventures to distract herself and Wooly just being... done.

I have no idea why I like writing angst so much tbh.

Actually, quick question, do Amanda and Wooly seem in-character for these fics or no? This is my first fic series and I don't know if I'm keeping things in character.

Just asking. Anyway hope you enjoyed. :)

[theoccultmoon]

☽⛥☾ The Reflective Witch: Journaling Prompts ☽⛥☾  

   Week 1:Intention-Setting and Manifestation  

Welcome to The Reflective Witch: Journaling Prompts! I’m so excited to kick off this new series with you. Each week, we’ll explore different aspects of witchcraft and spirituality through reflective journaling prompts. Journaling is a deeply personal practice, and it's a wonderful way to connect with your intuition, track your magical growth, and refine your goals. 

This week, we’re diving into Intention-Setting and Manifestation. Setting clear, focused intentions is at the heart of many magical practices. It’s the art of directing your energy towards your desires, whether they’re big or small. Your journal will be your tool for refining those intentions, and the practice of manifestation will help you turn those desires into reality. 

Let’s begin with some prompts to help you clarify your goals and set powerful intentions. 

What is one magical goal I want to manifest in the next month? ⛥ 

Take a moment to reflect on what you truly desire. What goal or intention do you want to focus on for the upcoming month? Make it clear and specific. Whether it's bringing in more abundance, cultivating a stronger connection to a deity, or improving your spiritual practices, give this goal meaning and clarity. 

Write about your intention in as much detail as possible. Why is this important to you right now? How do you envision it affecting your life? 

What obstacles might stand in my way, and how can I overcome them? ⛥ 

Manifestation isn't always easy, and there are often obstacles that get in our way. Some are external (like time constraints, financial worries, or other people's opinions), while others are internal (like fear, self-doubt, or limiting beliefs). 

Reflect on what might challenge your progress toward this goal. How can you address or overcome these challenges? 

What is one small action I can take today to begin manifesting my intention? ⛥ 

Breaking down your goal into manageable actions will help make it more achievable. Manifestation isn’t just about visualization; it also involves tangible steps. 

Think about the first small, practical step you can take today to bring your goal closer to reality. It could be something as simple as writing a plan, setting an appointment, or reaching out for advice. Start small and stay focused on progress. 

What does my ideal life look like after manifesting my intention? ⛥ 

Visualization is a powerful manifestation tool. Imagine what your life will look like once your intention comes to fruition. What changes will you notice? How will it feel to live in alignment with your desires? 

Describe in vivid detail the transformation you envision. Include sensory details, what does it look like, feel like, sound like? This will help you anchor your desire into the reality of your everyday life. 

What is one past success that proves I can manifest my desires? ⛥ 

Reflect on a time when you successfully manifested something in the past, no matter how big or small. This will remind you that you already possess the power to bring your intentions to life. 

Write about this success! What did you do that made it possible? How did you feel when it manifested? Draw upon this experience to empower your current manifestation work. 

How to Use These Prompts ⛥ 

The beauty of journaling is that it’s a flexible and personal practice. You can take your time with these prompts, do one each day or write a longer reflection that touches on all of them. Try not to rush, and let the prompts help you really dig into your feelings, your goals, and your magical abilities. 

You may want to revisit these prompts periodically to track your progress. Perhaps do a reflection at the end of the month to see how your manifestations have unfolded. 

I’d love to hear if these prompts help you on your journey. Feel free to share your thoughts in the comments or post any reflections if you feel comfortable. As we go through the series together, let’s support and inspire one another. 

Next Week: Shadow Work and Inner Healing ☾ 

Next week, we’ll dive deeper into Shadow Work and Inner Healing, exploring how to embrace the parts of yourself that you may have been avoiding or suppressing. By integrating these aspects, you can unlock new layers of personal power, acceptance, and growth. Stay tuned for more journaling prompts to guide you on this journey! 

[hd-wireless]

📻🎶 H/D WIRELESS 2024 - WEEKLY WRAP-UP #1

🎶  Just a perfect week

Read fanfiction in the park And then later When it gets dark, look at art. Just a perfect week Reading at work in the loo, And then later a podfic, too And then home.

Oh it's such a perfect fest We're glad to share it with you Oh, such a perfect fest It just keeps us reading on, It just keeps us reading on.   🎶

🎤 Welcome to the 8th round of H/D Wireless Fest!

The time has finally come to start posting all the fantastic entries we’ve received this year!

We’ve revealed 9 top hits so far, with many more to come. The mods have been working non-stop since December to make this happen, so we’re beyond excited to finally be underway 🤩

As always you can listen to the prompted songs for the works we post on a playlists:

Click here for the YouTube playlist.

And now without further ado, our Wrap-up for the first week of posting:

🎶 H/D Wireless Art 🎶

📻 Fly Away with Me Tonight? [Gen, Digital Art]

🎵 Song Prompt: Levitating by Dua Lipa  🎵Summary: A chance meeting, an invitation to dance

📻 ghost (might as well be gone) [Gen, Digital ]

🎵 Song Prompt: Might as Well Be Gone by Pixies  🎵 Summary: Draco Malfoy retired from the Auror force and left England a decade ago, but he still receives the Daily Prophet. Today’s issue provides closure on the one case he was never able to officially solve.

🎶 H/D Wireless Fic and Art 🎶

📻 Trade My Heart For Honey [M, 64.170, Digital Watercolour]

🎵 Prompt: Water Under The Bridge by Adele  🎵 Summary: A Witch who thinks she’s a Seer, a Seer who thinks she’s a Witch, a former nemesis-turned-something-turned-acquaintance who thinks they could be friends, and a Scottish village full of Muggles who think this is as much their business as the fair folk in the woods. Draco is going to prove them all wrong.

🎶 H/D Wireless Fic 🎶

📻 You're on Your Own, Kid [E, 44.274] 

🎵 Song Prompt: You're on Your Own, Kid by Taylor Swift  🎵 Summary: In August of 1998, Draco leaves behind everything he’s ever known. With the help of two middle-aged lesbians, a Muggle bookshop, and a new best friend, Draco’s future is finally looking up. That is, until Harry Potter wanders back into his life a year later, undoing everything Draco has worked towards.  Or, a tale about healing, forgiveness, and living for no one but yourself.

📻 Heartbeat [E, 22,791]

🎵 Prompt: Heartbeat by Childish Gambino  🎵 Summary: Harry hates Draco, and Draco hates him in return. Only it's not hate, not even a little bit. Featuring: a cooperative independent study, golden hour on wrecked sheets, strawberries in the summer at Grimmauld Place, water from fountains of (dubious) origin, purple Mardi Gras beads, and a bird with silly legs.  Also featuring: heated arguments, infidelity, unquenchable desire, and heartbreak. Over and over again.

📻 Long for Bliss! [E, 9,400]

🎵 Song Prompt: This Must Be It by Röyksopp  🎵 Summary: Harry has a tough decision to make: take the blue pill or the red pill. He chooses a pink one instead and throws caution to the wind. What blows back comes in the form of a blond fallen angel that talks like he’s the Devil and moves like he’s fucking.  Or: Harry tries MDMA for the first time and unexpectedly encounters a mysteriously captivating Draco at KOKO London.

📻 Going Down Swinging [E, 4,661 ]

🎵 Song Prompt: Hello Mudduh, Hello Fadduh! by Allan Sherman  🎵 Summary: “Who are you?” he asked, feeling around for a truly abominable pair of glasses he fixed firmly above his nose.  “I’m Draco,” he answered. “Draco—” He paused. It wasn’t that he couldn’t remember; it was that the memory wasn’t there.

📻 The Most He’s Ever Said [E,16,431]

🎵 Song Prompt: One of Your Girls by Troye Sivan  🎵 Summary: It takes them twenty years.

🎶 H/D Wireless Podfic 🎶

📻 [Podfic] A Different Kind of Meaning by p1013 [E, 01:42:57]

🎵 Song Prompt: 'Outnumbered' by Dermot Kennedy  🎵 Summary: The ceiling doesn't hold any answers, but there are cobwebs scattered across the corners with shadows tangled in their threads. The rug against his back is rough and scratchy, threadbare and devoid of colours other than various shades of brown. Harry takes it all in, absorbs the dingy and depressed state of his home. There's a pointed moment of decision, a note about to be played, a silence about to end, and then he rolls to his feet and sets to cleaning.  It's the first constructive thing he's done in years.

[nokonomi]

Guys. I cannot believe it. 2025 is almost here. When it hits 12:44 AM. I cannot believe it. I’m actually so excited. Because I cannot wait to spend the rest of this new year with you all beautiful and wonderful people. I’m glad I have experience Tumblr and I’m happy that you all have supported me through this year. I’m thankful for my mutuals, who I have made throughout this year. It’s been a long year.

We’ve made to where we are now. 2024 is coming to an end today. And I am oh so excited for this new chapter in our lives: it has been wonderful spending time with you all wonderful and beautiful people.

I wanna shoutout some friends of mine:

@secretlifeofsparrow

Thank you for absolutely being such a good friend over these past months, ever since we met I have been happy to meet your beautiful face every single day. I’m glad there’s someone out there that can handle my excessive energy just as well as I do. I’m glad we met irl and at school. I’m so happy we’re mutuals online and irl. And I cannot wait for this new chapter in our lives. Love, Noko.

@pastaline

Boy am I glad we met through discord and in CPL. And I’m glad we both are in the same fandom like Justice League and Dark Apokolips. We both share the same things: and I’m so grateful to have met you through the end of this year, things may have been tough but we’ll get through it no matter what. Sincerely, Noko.

@concook20

oh my goodness you are literally someone who asks questions on my “Ask Clara Nightingale” blog and I am happy you were here to support my Wild Kratts phase. :) even if we don’t talk much, I am going to cherish these moments forever and ever. Sincerely, Noko.

@the-art-ghost

Oh my god. Even if we don’t talk much I am your biggest fan on tumblr and I absolutely adore the art you draw! It kinda inspired my cartoonish artstyle and I’m happy we became mutuals through tumblr. I may not talk much but I will cherish this moment forever. Sincerely, Noko.

@myroanokenightmare666

Words cannot express how much I am thankful we became mutuals. Thank you for responding back to me even though we don’t talk much, and I saw those posts you mentioned me in! I’m quite flattered, really! I’m sorry I didn’t talk to you much, but I still am really gentle about you. So please, take this as a token of appreciation. Sincerely, Noko.

@raven0usravi0lii

My goodness gracious. Oh my god. OH MY FUCKING HOLY STARS I AM SO GLAD WE BECAME FRIENDS I LITERALLY LOVE YOU SO MUCH (MUTUALLY) AND YOUR ART IS AMAZING. I’m glad we became friends and I cannot wait to turn this page and start a new chapter in our lives. I’m glad we’ve friended each other. I may not roleplay that much anymore, but I still wanna roleplay with you all as much as possible. I’m glad I met you. If I hadn’t I wouldn’t have been who I am now. Sincerely and lovingly, Noko.

@angel-atelier

YOU LITERALLY HAVE SUCH AMAZING AND TALENTED ART! Unique form, keep it up. I’m sorry I don’t talk to you that much anymore. I do admit, I am a shitty friend. But honestly, thanks for sticking around so much. Sincerely, Noko.

@margosartdumpsite

I know, I know, we probably don’t talk much since we’re so busy and catching up with our lives. But I just wanna thank you for being such a good mutual over these past few months. You were probably one of the first few friends I have made on here whenever I started my Tumblr account. I’m really thankful honestly and I cannot wait for this new chapter. Love Eddsworld! Sincerely, Noko.

And last but not least, the one friend I literally made when I first started and responds WAY TOO FAST TO MY POSTS.

@soupvy

You’re literally always the first one to comment and like on all my posts. And I cannot express how much I thank you for being such a wonderful mutual. You literally were the first person to friend me, really. And I am thankful you were my first mutual on Tumblr. You deserve so much more. Love, Noko.

“And with that, the 2024 season comes to an end. Good night everyone.”

[armoricaroyalty]

Freddy and Emily's engagement interview

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author's note: about six months ago, I solicited audience questions for their engagement interview and I am only just now using them RIP. The interview is below the cut xoxoxo

Q. The first question is for Prince Frederick, from @whitmoretroyals. How did you propose?

FREDERICK. I went into it without a plan, if you can believe that. [laughs] I had just spoken to my father, and I had the ring burning a hole in my pocket. Maybe I should have planned the whole thing out better, but I just found her and knelt down and…

EMILY. He came right out with it.

F. I did.

E. He did! He just said “I love you, I can’t live without you. Marry me?” No romantic speeches for me! [laughs] But that’s just not his style.

Q. How did you realize she was the one?

F. I don’t think there was a single moment. We were quite serious about one another from the beginning. Just from the very start, it was clear that this relationship was different—that she was different—from anything I’d ever experienced.

Q. Different how?

F. Different in every way! [ laughs ] More thoughtful, more sophisticated…most relationships I’ve had, it started out just fooling around, just having fun, and then months in, it was like, “who are we, what are we doing?” So right away, it was different with Emily because we both knew that we wanted something more than that.

E. We were quite committed from the outset. I think that frightened him a little. Early on, I remember him saying, “if this isn’t what you really want, you don’t have to go through with this,” and I was surprised like, “why wouldn’t I want this? I care about you.”

F. I was worried about the press. It can be a lot to handle, no offense.  [ laughs ] But she’s brilliant, an absolute natural. That’s really been the best part of all of this, seeing the whole world fall in love with her just like I did.

Q. Lady Emily, as you prepare to join the royal family, how do you envision using your position to make a positive impact or support causes close to your heart?

E. Being a member of the royal family is, of course, a tremendous responsibility. I think we’re all aware of how much work, how much real work, the royal family does for the people of Armorica. I’m very eager to join the family and to be part of all that, and to contribute in whatever small way I can.

F. She already does a lot, for the royal family and for me. She’s really supported my work with the arts. The work we did in Uspana, the museum exhibit, wouldn’t have been possible without her, for example. That’s why it felt like the right moment to announce our engagement and to celebrate it at the opening, because it had really become such a shared thing, such a reflection of who we are, as a couple.

Q. You’re quite fortunate to work so closely together, but of course, work isn’t everything. @crownsofesha asked, what you do together for fun?

F. Right now? We plan weddings. [ laughs ]

E. [ laughs ] It’s taking up a lot of our time, that’s for sure.

F. We’re both very excited for it, of course. We’re really looking forward to having everyone come together to celebrate with us, and we want to make sure that it’s something very special.

E. It’s important for both of us to incorporate a lot of our families’ traditions, but of course our families have very different traditions! And with it being a royal wedding, we have to make things very proper. So we’ve been working closely with Her Majesty and with my own parents to make sure that we have a chance to incorporate all of these different elements and little things that are so important to both of us and to our families.

F. It’s going to be really amazing. I can’t wait until September.

Q. Do you have any plans to start a family together? This one is from @thewoodslegacy

E. Well…

F. We’re still working on the wedding. [ laughs ] One thing at a time!

E. Of course we’d like to, someday.

F. Someday. Yeah. Obviously, we’d both like to be parents. And it’s kind of required, for a royal. [ laughs ] I know my parents are really eager for more grandchildren. [ to Emily ] What about it? Should we give Hugo a cousin?

E. Frederick!

F. She’s going to be an incredible mother, of course. She is incredible at everything she does.

E. [ softer ] Frederick...

Q. @rebouks asks: Where do you see yourselves in five years? Ten?

F. Well, I want to be a father. That’s been established. [ laughs ]

E. It’s a little hard to answer. My life is going to change so much that I think it's quite hard, in some ways, to think ahead. He's been amazing at getting me up to speed, and it's helpful to have a...

F. A shared background?

E. Right, we have sort of a...a shared pool of references. When you have a lot in common, that makes things easier. [ laughs ] But in five years, I want to be established and confident in my role, whatever that ends up being. [ softer ] I'd like to have a child.

F. I think for me, my goal is to just keep expanding the work we do. There are a lot of causes I’m passionate about, and I think that I can do a lot to kind of bring more attention to them. I want to raise awareness, and I want to do more in service to the Crown.

E. Of course. Like I said earlier, service is a big part of it for me, as well. [ pause ] I think we do that very well together.

F. We do. I guess that’s my real answer. In 10 years, I see myself with her.