#we dont talk about.... ramsay no no

[mariannethet1]

You ever get that feeling when you're writing something and you just become so consumed by your concept that you forget that the character is actually a full on piece of shit and you become totally unhinged from reality?

If you want to see me do it, and you're into Game of Thrones (the Northerners anyway) we're 65k in with a loooong way to go.

Anyone know what the fuck is wrong with me this time, and can I blame it on ADHD or is that offensive to the rest of the community lmfao?

[melanatedeuph0ria]

my initial thoughts on the bear s3 (having only gotten to ep 5)

im not even mad ab the whole sydcarmy breakdown in s3 rn I’m just like disappointed because what the fuck man

I’m only on ep 5 and I’m not gonna lie to y’all if this was as good and actually interesting as season 2 I’d be eating it up and binging that shit as much as I did last year. Well now I rlly can’t because I just HAD to rewatch the show w my parents so now that means I have to wait until they’re in the mood to watch it to watch it with them so I don’t feel like I’m betraying them for watching episodes on my own (mostly my mom tbh) but like ts is NOT speaking to me man

like I NEVER use “man” at the end of my sentences like that only when I’m actually exasperated and fucking tired of the shit something or somebody is pulling

Like FROM WHAT IVE SEEN this season has only showed me that like OKAY I DONT HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THE FAKS IM JUST SEEING THEM WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH LIKE…WHY IS JOHN CENA HERE STOP TRYING TO MAKE SHIT INTERESTING BY INSERTING RANDOM FUCKING CELEBRITIES INTO YO SHIT FIRST OF ALL

SECONDLY I’m pissed with how CARMY IS TREATING MY BEAUTIFUL BLACK QUEEN PRINCESS DUCHESS SYDNEY

Like what happened man 😕

It was legitimately going so so so SO WELL IN SEASON TWO

LIKE I HAD HOPE INDISPUTABLE HOPE ABOUT THEM GETTING TOGETHER

LIKE HUH

but then this WHITE MAN has the nerve to treat her like GARBAGE

FIRST FROM GETTING INTO A FIGHT WITH RICHIE FOR NO FUCKING REASON CAUSING RICHIE TO FALL OVER AND SPILL ALL OF THE HARD EXPO ORDER WORK SYDNEY WAS WORKING ON

LIKE I WOULD HAVE BEEN GONE BYE RESTAURANT WITH NO FUCKING SIGN ON THE FRONT LIKE WHO DO YALL THINK YALL AREEE

ALSO I FIND IT DISRESPECTFUL AS HELL

DISRESPECTFUL THAT THIS NIGGA IS ASKING HER “WHAT DO I DO WITH CLAIRE???” LIKE LMAO WHY NOBODY GIVE A FUCK

I THINK IM MOVING TO THE SIDE OF THE ARGUMENT THAT SYDNEY DESERVES BETTER THAN THIS MAN

AND I WIULDVE THOUGHT HE WOULDVE BEEN AT LEAST A LITTLE, MAYBE A LITTLE MORE GENTLRR WITH HER DURING COOKING TOME OR WHAGEVER TF BUT HE STILL JUST AS GORDON RAMSAY-ISH WITH HER LIKE WITH ANYONE

WTF DID WE DO STORER

LIKE WHY R U BEING A BITCH ABOUT SYDCARMY SHIPPERS LIKE U JUST PUT A BIG ASS HOLE IN THEIR WHOLE RELATIONSHIP

LIKE OKAY THEY DONT HAVE TO GET TOGEHRHER WHATEVER IF THEY DONT ILL STILL BE PISSED BUT WHATEVER

BUT I FEEL LIKE

UGH IDK

I CAME TO SEE A LIL ROMANCE THE NITTY GRITTY. LIKE EW HOW THE HELL ARE YALL GOING TO BE SHOWING CLAIRE AND CARMY KISSING IN THE DARK LIKE I DONT CARE WHAT TYPE OF WORK SHE DOES I DONT GAF AB WHAT SHE DO FOR WORK LIKE I APPRECIATE HER BEING A NICE PERSON TO THESE KIDS AND STUFF BUT CMON

CARMY AINT CALL HER NOT ONCE THIS WHOLE TIME IVE BEEN WATCHING

RICHIE IS THE ONLY ONE IM FR INTERESTED IN MARCUS TOO BECAUSE HE TRYNA DO SOME EXPERIMENTAL SHIT OUTSIDE OF THIS STRSSSFUL ASS ENVIRONMENT

AND SINCE WHEN DID THEY STILL OPERATE THE BEEF?!? I THOUGHT THEY CLOSED THAT SINCE WHRN IS A BRANCH OF THAT STILL OPERATING AND WHY IS ONLY EBRA IN CHARGE?!?

I THOUGHT THEY BUILT OVER THE RESTAURANT AND TURNED IT INTO WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS NOW I MIGHTA MISSED A PLOT POINT BUT I DONT REMEMBER THAT EVEN BEING SAID

ALSO WHI IS THAT MAN WHO WALTZED INTO THE BEAR REASTUARSNT AND WAS TALKING W CARMY AS HE WAS CUTTING SOME SHIT AND WHO ALSO WAS AT THE WINDOW OF THE BEEF LIKE WHO ARE YOU HO LIKE R U A FAK OR WHAT BITCH

CARMY IS JUST TOO SAME OLD SAME OLD FOR ME LIKE CAN WE PLEASE CHANGE FOR ONCE IN OUR LIVES

LIKE I UNDERSTAND RICHIE ON THE FIRST EP LIKE WHAT THE FUCK DO U MEAN UR SORRY WHEN U LITERALLY CALLED ME A LEECH FOR WANTING TO BE INCLUDED IN THIS FAMILY BECAUSE HE DOESNT HAVE ONE TO RLLY CALL HIS OWN?!?!? LIKE CARMY CAN YOU CHILL OUT THIS MAN ACTUALLY LOVES YOU NO PAWSE

from what I’ve watched already its okay NOT TO SAY THE ACTORS ARE BECAUSE THE ACTORS DID AN INCREDIBLE PERFOMANCE AS USUAL LIKE THEIR SKILLS ARE STILL GREAT BUT I DONT LIKE WHAT THEY HAVE YALL DOIN WITH THAT AND ITS PISSING ME AWFF DONT PMOOOOO

ALSO IS IT JUST ME OR DO I FEEL LIKE THE BLACK CHARACTERS ARENT GETTING SHIT THIS SEASON

LIKE MARCUS AND TINA..OKAY OKAY THEY GOT THEY LIL EPISODES

BUT WHAT AB NOW IN THE PRESENT

I THINK WHO IM MAINLY TALKING AB IS SYD, EBRA, AND GARY I DAMN NEAR FORGOT HIS NAME BECAUSE WE NEVER EVER EVERRRR SEE HIM. EVER.

LIKE I ACTUALLY LIKE HIS CHARACTER I WANT TO SEE MORE OF HIM HE SEEMS COOL

okay main points:

* syd deserves better

* syd needs to stop being a lil mean to her dad idk I might be soft but like (it HAD to be said cs why r u being so rude to him for having genuine concerns about this murky ass apartment u finna dig into yo pockets to pay for?? ALSO this sussy ass partnership w this man liiiiiioke…)

* they seemed to care more ab carmys failing and anticlimactic relationship with claire than marcus’s late mother (ALSO I couldn’t help but notice SYDNEY was the only one, THE ONLY ONE who came to support this man as they were cleaning his mom’s hospice equipment out of his house���LIKE YALL HAVE NOTHING TO DO COME HELP??? like okay they came to his funeral which I appreciate y’know but still that part irks me)

* ts feels like filler at its finest somebody already said that but I felt like it had to be restated, like if CLAIRE YO

* IF CLAIRE IS THE MAIN DAMN PLOT POINT FOR THIS NIGGA CARMY RN AND IS THE ONE DRIVING HIM TO DO ALL THIS CRAZY NONNEGOTIABLE SHIT TO GET HIS MIND OFF OF IT IM DONE

* okay I’m done thank y’all for listening

* also I’m writing this on my notes app so I just copied it over

*ok bye y’all ty for listening !!! :3

UPDATE: I just read a few posts on here giving different perspectives and now I feel like I might’ve missed some stuff 😭

like maybe this is just setting it up to LOOK LIKE syd and carmy aren’t ever happening just to make season 4 and have them

idk how to even end that sentence

[gxhaode]

Cookie|Jay Smau

Synopsis:Jay Park, the esteemed culinary club president, prided himself on his exceptional cooking abilities. Renowned for his victorious triumphs in cooking competitions and his knack for raising funds at school fairs with his amazing baked goods, Jay had mentored numerous students, helping them enhance their culinary skills. Yet, there was one person who remained an enigma-Y/N L/N. Y/N was the only match Jay couldn't conquer, infamous for causing numerous fires in the school's cooking classroom. With a firm promise to never set foot in a cooking class again, let alone one taught by Jay, Y/N found herself in an unexpected predicament. In order to graduate, she had no choice but to pass the culinary class, with Jay as her only hope for guidance-much to Jay's dismay.

Pairing: classmate Jay x fem!reader

Genre: smau, fluff, crack, enemies to lovers

FEATURING: Enhypen, Aespa, theboyz

Warning: swearing, kys jokes

Taglist:OPEN

Start: 22 November 2023

A/N: rebranding this cuz i wasant feeling the character from the first draft🙏🏻

Masterlist🍪

Profiles:

Arsonist Club | Gordon Ramsay club

Chapters:

ೀ⋆｡˚ 1-Y/N PUT DOWN THE HAIRDRYER

ೀ⋆｡˚ 2-Pathetic.

ೀ⋆｡˚ 3- You call it near death experience I call it vibe check from God

ೀ⋆｡˚ 4-this might be the weed talking but id eat that

ೀ⋆｡˚ 5-Forecast for tomorrow?100% chance of tears

ೀ⋆｡˚ 6-You fucking donkey

ೀ⋆｡˚ 7-yh thats gonne be a no from me dawg

ೀ⋆｡˚ 8- Life is a party and im the piñata

ೀ⋆｡˚ 9-MAKE LOVE TO IT. DONT FUCK IT

ೀ⋆｡˚ 10-Later sluts

ೀ⋆｡˚ 11-I know he is a whore but hes my whore

ೀ⋆｡˚ 12-YOU DENSE CABBAGE

ೀ⋆｡˚13-For what we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly not vomit

TBA

Taglist: @hoondiors

[polysucks]

theon lives in my head rent free because i have grown to love him over the past few years. at first he was the exact type of guy i hate and i actually enjoyed watching him suffer.

then i started to feel bad for him. i didnt know why at first. im pretty desensitized to gore and violence and stuff like that usually doesnt bother me.

i began to recognize parts of myself in him. parts of myself that i had tried to forget. he didnt belong anywhere, he tried to please people but never got it right, he was desperate for belonging and love and family that he would never find.

reek stole my heart. i wanted to reach out and hug him . he was brave in spite of everything he had been through, he rescued sansa. he kept fighting

i was so happy when he got away from ramsay and decided to be theon again! i dont think i have ever been so proud of anyone.

i could never have predicted that i would become obsessed with a kracken worshipping former fuckboy, but here i am

Pour one out for our kraken worshipping former fuckboy lover, shes, theys and gays. We lost another.

Nah but fr I love that Theon can be that for you. I feel the same way about Sansa. Her character just hits a lot closer to home than I am willing to admit, even to myself. And she just keeps going.

And reek just keeps going.

They just keep going forward and it’s like they have no other option to. The whole show arc where Sansa gets married off to Ramsay, and then reek, abused, conflicted, scared, still sacrifices everything—what little he even had to sacrifice—to make sure this little girl, the one he saw grow up in Winterfell, could get away from the horrors Ramsay could inflict. The horrors he was victim to, actively, every day, first hand. He is a marvel of a character really. He is an icon that proves no matter how badly you’re beaten down, they can’t kill your spirit.

Compassionate, eager to please, eager for praise baby boy Reek was a long way from the stringy haired 19 yr old fuckboy who gloated about his time at brothels to the 15 year old boys who considered him an older brother and only ever talked about how badly Winterfell was going to get it when he went home to daddy that I want to peg so fucking bad. Put a cock in his ass come ON.

[francis-writes]

Hi! I loooved the post and i agree, with a character like ramsay you have countless options. I mean characters like Jon and robb and ect. you don't have a lot of options because, you know, i dont think they can handle someone cunning and cruel but with ramsay, yes reader can be soft and submissive but i doesn't HAVE TO BE JUST THAT, she can be cruel and cunning, or not just like him but okay with him, she can be a noble lady, she can be a knight at his service or a maid but i am sick of opening ramsay tag and ONLY see "ramsay x whimpy maid who is scared of her own shadow and ramsay tourments her but she is so submissive and okay with that" like come on man, be a little bit more creative! I also would love to see a longer version of the post containing their meeting how he fells for her (basically simping for his bloody lady) and maybe you can throw a bit of she got sick of myranda following him like a puppy but instead of being whiny and feisty she calls her to their chambers and fucks ramsay stupid in front of her while she is watching (like the scene with sansa and theon) until he is left a moaning, begging and whimpering mess covered with bloody hickeys and bruises to show her who he belongs to, that would be awesome and i really apperaciated how fast you replied, you are so active lol. And you can simply call me ramsay anon btw, have a great day!

I'll try to write and post that tommorow. But anyway, i am not naturally fast, i just recently had a hiatus because i got back into my ramsay obsession lol i made a few post about him here recently, but i mostly spammed on my sideblog @transassdemon with my shitpost about him and poorly made horny fanarts. Though, about fanarts, i draw his book version. Tbh i first fell for the show version like most people, but later i started reading books and saw fanarts... you know, some people call him ugly in the books. But i love bears (in a gay type way) and everytime i see fat hairy man i pass out from lust. Fat hairy man covered in blood? Even better.

Also, I am bored of those fics because I am submissive but in a different way lol like i could be feisty and cunning character but also i would be like that tiktok "oh no, mister kidnapper, please don't hurt me😏/don't worry, i am not gonna touch you/...why not?! :(((" . Like I would be like "oh, nice to meet you, my lord, are you ready? I already brought my own collar and some knives" "dude, what, you're arrested, you should be scared" "yeah, yeah, put me on that X shaped cross, then we may talk. It will help me keep my legs spread"

Sorry if i go to far, i just finally can talk with someone about my Ramsay scenarios lol and appreciate your Myranda scenario. I don't know if mine is softer, because i usually imagine that she's jealous and one day she tries to kill my oc but instead my oc kills her bloodily. Like "i don't start fights, but that bitch had it coming". Though I still wonder how would Ramsay react to Myranda getting killed. At one hand, murder may impress him, at the other, she was still one of his playthings, and he may be annoyed at loss of one of his toys.

Have a great day too!

[rise-my-angel]

Why do HOTD and GoT writers love sexualizing rape so much? Not talking about you!!!!So many other writers do it and i dont get it. Especially for y/n fiction. Why do they want to imagine themselves being raped because the man is attractive?

Rape is just a weird topic in this fandom. Stranger even, in House of the Dragon, a lot of sexual assault is romanticized. Daemon's grooming of Rhaenyra is considered romantic and sexy, Alicent's teenage marital rape is reflected on as consensual, Criston Cole's clear reluctance is painted without having any conflict attached. And its the House of the Dragon fandom that tends to do a lot of sexualizing rape.

Now, it happens in Game of Thrones, discounting when Ramsay makes fun of Theon because he is clearly mocking Theon as phsyological torture, but Gendry in season 7 is straight up told to stop whining when he is justifiably STILL mad about Thoros and Beric selling him into a situation where he was sexually assaulted. Or, in Jons case, the show romantizizes his rape for the audience and thus fans of the show continue to do so by shipping him with his rapist and not seeing the clear conflict there (and yes I mean in BOTH of his relationships).

Writing romantizied or sexualized rape in Game of Thrones fics is less common, since at least the show and books do give us a wide variety of perspectives on sexual assault, even if they fumbled the bag HARD with Jon and Gendry, it still agnowledges consent is complicated, like expanding on the lives of Kings Landing sex workers gave such insight into how not consenusal their lives truly are. And so I think the fics tend to at least better reflect that idea that its more complicated.

But House of the Dragon writers seem to follow the shows lead, and write blatant sexual assault and either do not recognize it as such, or do and they don't care as long as their fics get praise.

It's very sad as sexual violence is such an interesting topic to explore in asoiaf, but most people on here it feels like have such black and white and naive views on the subject and demonize those who look at it all in a more critical lens. So it unfortunately, reflects in their fics.

Not everything that looks consensual in asoiaf is actually consensual, and things that arent consensual in asoiaf need to be discussed in a a less black and white manner because it ends up demonizing things normal actions. Not every man who vistits a brothel in asoiaf is a rapist, but every prostitute in those brothels has their consent taken away from them by their employer. But the employer makes a living on selling the idea that the women want it or the women are fine with it for money, to the men to keep the buisness going. Thats the type of discussion we should be having.

But instead people tend to be very black and white about it existing or not existing and it either demonizes the people talking about it, or it romanticizes the abusers and victims into looking like love.

[daenystheedreamer]

so in the context of that au what is theons relationship with ned and cat

ok it is complex.... theyre his legal foster parents and they consider him a son but but its distinctly different from the way they consider their biokids their children. and theon was like 12-ish when he got taken in so he already had a solid foundation of personhood, he has a 'real' family (who he has a horrible insane relationship with but theyre still his family!) and his 'im a burden' family that he knows took him in more because theyre kind and good people than because they love him specifically. he grew up feeling like a stray dog that they took in! yes they love him but in a pitiful almost dehumanising way, as if he is a concept rather than a human if that makes sense. because obviously when youre normal people and you wind up with a weirdo abused mafia brat with very obvious gender and sexuality problems tee-em youre gonna treat them with kid gloves like theyre glass like theyre a wounded animal!! idk if this is making sense.

PLUS this is throbb so theon+robb had a very weird brotherly/friendly/boyfriendly relationship which affected nedcat's idea of theon and theon's idea of family. theon more considered nedcat as "my friend robb's parents who i freeload with" as opposed to "my own legal parents who i live with as their son". i think ned and cat considered theon a brother to robb(+ the kids in general) more than a son of them if that makes sense, he's family in a very complicated way. and then here are these boys who THEY see as brothers who are clearly engaging in behaviour that is not brotherly (getting high and jerking each other off) which makes them go all pursed lipped which makes theon think they hate him and think that he's an outsider corrupting their perfect golden boy son

anyway specifically their relationship as adults... when theon turned 18 he was like Ok i will stop being your fucking burden you have to clothe and wash and theyre like cmon theon dont think that we love you. here let us show you that by clothing you and washing you but not hugging you and also pretty obviously disapproving of your relationship with robb. after theon reemerges from his horrible terrible ramsay year from hell they don't really know how to talk to each other. after ramsay, robb and theon sort of became essentially a couple (this post is already long enough i CANNOT go into my insane idea of their relationship basically its complicated) and now ned and cat have to reckon with the fact that throbb isnt just teenage sexual experimentation and it's like a real thing they cant just ignore. also they pay for his therapy but never have conversations with him about his problems(not that theon is like TRYING to or anything lol. he is actively working against it but yknow. complicated).

[adacatlovelace]

I used to think this segment was really funny but reading more into it, I kinda GET IT. He specifically said to the producers he didn't want to give nominations because he didn't want to air peoples dirty laundry on NATIONAL TV and they agreed but apparently the producers or gordon found out about it and thought it would make better TV if he did. He's clearly not happy about being put in this position and tries to at least keep from naming names at first and gets insulted (again ON NATIONAL TV), then gives the names but makes it clear that he doesn't want to badmouth his fellow chefs publicly and basically says "we talked about this in private we dont need to say it in front of the cameras" and gets insulted AGAIN because of it and Gordon continues to press him for no reason other than to make a spectacle someone who DARES to stand up to Gordon by not throwing people under the bus and I'd be fucking furious too.

And the response is unanimously " what an asshole for saying that to Gordon Ramsay! He deserves respect" like no. Gordon makes a living off of overpriced food and constantly abusing his staff and gets away with it because it makes good TV and "they're professional chefs they should know better" like they aren't humans. On top of this, for a lot of contestants this is likely their one shot at escaping poverty, and are basically being forced to endure being berated over every little thing to entertain people. Its not even just Hell's Kitchen, Kitchen Nightmares is also a death sentence for most restaurants it stars but its presented in a way that makes it seem like it at all helps to air all the failings of an already struggling restaurant, but it doesn't matter to him, he's fine stepping on peoples livelihoods. While it does highlight some gross/unsanitary/immoral behavior, thats all lumped together with people who are just genuinely inexperienced in running a restaurant. Big chains like McDonalds are constantly being outed for being unsanitary because of underpaid and overworked workforce but that doesn't get NEARLY as much attention as Gordon Ramsay going off on Random McGee's House of Goulash. Yeah its fucking gross when kitchens have infestations and are unsanitary but thats a systemic issue caused by the increasingly unsustainable business model restaurants are being forced to endure to stay competitive. (That isn't to say it CAN'T be done, but most of the time it simply cannot.) It sucks, and its horrifically gross but thats the world we live in under capitalism. He isn't some antihero pointing a camera at small restaurants failings and talking down to the owners, he's a bully who gets away with it because if he tried that with any of the bigger players who could actually survive being outed for their failings, their legal teams would come down on him.

In addition, the power dynamic is horrific. This is likely the worst part of this mans life but for Gordon its just another episode and he profits off of this dudes misery with the TV ratings and theres not a damn thing this man can do about it, hell the moment he starts acting "too unruly" is when the security guards immediately step in to forcibly escort him away. Gordon is allowed to berate, insult and otherwise create an extremely hostile environment for people with zero consequences. This isn't about respect to some INFALLIBLE CULINARY GENIUS that he's not giving, this is about a person decided he would no longer tolerate a abusive bully who's trying to force him to do something he's clearly not comfortable with.

[shu-glue]

Chapter 4: Annoying

Summary: A day in your life and you think it's going to be another annoying one, but a note always brightens up your day.

A/N: this chapter is focused more on you, the reader, so we're taking a break from suna's shenanigans! thank you guys for reading this series and supporting it, it means a lot to me ♥️ as always, like, reblogs and comments are appreciated! enjoy reading!!

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[THE BOYS™]

Piss Blond [7:31pm]

okay, what about urameshi yusuke?

Local Gossiper [7:31pm]

i dont exactly vibe with him.

Piss Blond [7:32pm]

now i know youre just turning these guys down for the fun of it YUSUKE IS AN ANIME CHARACTER

Osamu Ramsay [7:32pm]

lmao

Suna rolls his eyes skywards as he lies on his bed, homework forgotten on his desk as he stares at his ceiling. His shoulder still hurts, a dull ache in his muscles that he feels when he moves his arm around. His phone buzzes with each message sent to the group chat as he reaches over to grab it.

Piss Blond [7:39pm]

also dont think i didnt notice yall changing my name to PISS BLOND you traitors

Osamu Ramsay [7:39pm]

you want it as highlighter head then

Piss Blond [7:40pm]

YOU WANT ME TO HIT YA

Osamu Ramsay [7:40pm]

YOU CAN TRY SCRUB

Braincell Holder [7:42pm]

….i guess its safe to assume theyve started fighting again

Braincell Holder [7:42pm]

suna, have ya thought of anyone who can tutor you?

Suna frowns at Ginjima's message, sighing. No, he has not. He's been thinking, contrary to what Atsumu thinks, but he hasn't been able to think of anyone to ask to tutor him.

Local Gossiper [7:45pm]

no i havent

Local Gossiper [7:45pm]

anyone you suggest?

Piss Blond [7:45pm]

weve been giving ya suggestions for hours ò_ó

Braincell Holder [7:46pm]

are you guys done fighting?

Piss Blond [7:46pm]

yeah i won

Osamu Ramsay [7:46pm]

in what universe

As the twins start to bicker over chat again, Suna rolls his eyes, tossing his phone onto his bed and lying back down, splaying his arms all over the sheets. He's exhausted from the day he just had. A bunch of Erika's 'friends' had bombed his DMs, and he just resorted to blocking them so his poor phone could take a break from all the notifications.

Suna turns his head, catching sight of your shoujo manga on his nightstand. After much inspecting, he found your name scribbled in small letters on the back of the cover so now he knows that it's definitely yours. Blase and nonchalant you. Who would've thought.

But the fact that you own a shoujo manga isn't the thing that's boggling Suna's mind, it's the fact that you had a picture of you and KITA of all people when you were kids. Did the two of you know each other? He has never seen you two spend time together or even talk at school unless it was about academics. 

Judging by the picture he saw, you two must've known each other since you were kids.

Local Gossiper [7:58pm]

hey. does kita have any friends

Braincell Holder [7:58pm]

thats such a way to ask… of course he does

Local Gossiper [7:58pm]

no i mean like. friends he hangs out with outside of school.

Local Gossiper [7:59pm]

or like. a secret girlfriend.

Piss Blond [7:59pm]

wow, you live up to your name

Local Gossiper [7:59pm]

@Piss Blond you do too

Local Gossiper [7:59pm]

anyway

Local Gossiper [7:59pm]

answer the question pls

Osamu Ramsay [7:59pm]

not really??? we dont exactly keep tabs on what kita does in his free time out of school 

Piss Blond [7:59pm]

and if he had a secret girlfriend, we wouldnt know

Local Gossiper [8:00pm]

oh

So no one knows about you and Kita… aside from Suna…

The 'bingo!' moment has made itself known as Suna thumbs at the manga now on his lap, eyeing the polaroid picture seated carefully between the middle pages.

Local Gossiper [8:01pm]

another question: how do you think will high and mighty react to blackmail

Braincell Holder [8:01pm]

wh

Braincell Holder [8:01pm]

who?

Braincell Holder [8:05pm]

suna???

The first thought you had waking up in the morning was how one of these days, you're really going to throw your alarm clock at the wall. Alas, you decide to just slam on the nefarious object, stopping its incessant ringing. It's annoying.

Groaning, you slowly sit up on your bed, blinking to get used to the light in your room. The sunlight is so annoying.

Your body is aching a bit, and you rub your shoulder to ease the pain. Dammit. Why did you have to be so careless yesterday? First, you practically crashed into Suna Rintarou from 2-1 and right after, realized you lost your copy of 'Love-Hate Relationship with my No-Good, Very Annoying Roommate'.

You were so happy yesterday, too, after Kita asked you (well, your club but he came to you) to make posters for the volleyball club for fundraising. You wanted to do your best for him, so when you informed your president about the favor (to which he didn't even bat an eyelash, much to your expectation and annoyance), you immediately worked on the drafts so you and your friends can start taking reference pictures today.

Now you have an aching shoulder (plus head, did you hit your head yesterday?), a lost manga, and a sour taste in your mouth.

Your alarm clock starts to ring again and you slam your fist onto it, stopping the ringing once again. You groan, rubbing your face as you get out of bed and trudge towards the bathroom. You go about your daily routine; take a shower, brush your teeth, scowl at the dark bags underneath your eyes, put on your uniform. Your movements are sluggish, due to lack of sleep.

You spent the whole night flipping your room inside out looking for your manga. You're going to cry. You even tucked your favorite photo of you and Kita in between the pages. Stupid, stupid, stupid. What if you never find it again?

Sighing dejectedly, you grab your bag and walk out of your room, closing the door quietly behind you. It would be a shame to break the strong silence in your house. As you walk down the hallway, you pass by your parents' bedroom, pausing.

She should still be asleep at this time. And she'll have a massive headache when she wakes up.

Pursing your lips, you silently open the door to your parents' bedroom, blinking to grow accustomed to the darkness inside it. There's a distinctive stench in the room, one you've grown to be familiar with for all the years you've been alive. You sigh. She's at it again.

You have memorized your parents' bedroom like the palm of your hand by now, walking over to the curtains to pull them back, avoiding anything that could make you trip in the process. Once you do, light finally shines in the room, bathing everything in color again.

And you finally see the mess that is your parents' room. The sheets are haphazard, part of it even lying on the floor now. Beer cans and red wine bottles litter the wooden floor and you nudge a can away, a grimace on your face. Honestly, if she was going to do this again, she could have prepared a trash can to dispose of everything as well. Look, there are even cans and bottles on the bed.

And your mother is lying among the cans and bottles and haphazard duvets.

This is so annoying.

You feel your fists clench but you close your eyes and repeat the word "relax" ten times before you open them again, turning on your heel and walking down the stairs. 

You slip into the kitchen and open the fridge, taking out a bottle from your mother’s stock of Korean pear juice and some oranges. You peel the oranges and cut them into slices, putting them in a small bowl before taking out a pack of crackers and a bag of nuts out of the cardboard, placing all of them on a tray. You unscrew the cap on the bottle of Korean pear juice and pour the contents in a tall glass, placing it on the tray as well as some ibuprofen.

You pick up the tray and walk back upstairs back to your parents’ room. Your mother was still asleep, a beer can pressed up against her cheek while she’s none the wiser. You press your lips into a tight line and walk into the room, stepping over trash and cigarette butts, to place the tray on her nightstand. You gently remove the can from her face, tight frown still on your face.

At this, your mother stirs, unfocused eyes blinking open and gathering her bearings for a couple of seconds. She slowly sits up, rubbing her eyes as she groans from the piercing headache. You hand her the ibuprofen. “Here.” You say, and your mother blinks at you once, twice, through her haze and she smiles brightly at you.

“Good morning, sweetie!” She chirps despite her state, accepting the ibuprofen from you. “Thank you, what time is it?”

You check your phone, pursing your lips. “6:30. How are ya feelin’?”

“Oh, my head is pounding!” Your mother complains, whining. “And I feel like I wanna puke.”

“Don’t puke on me.” You quickly say, scrunching your nose at the thought. “And maybe you should stop drinking so much. Yer liver’s gonna give out and yer stinking up the place.”

Your mother opens her mouth, about to say something, and closes it. Instead, she sighs, nodding slowly. “Yer probably right. I’ll try to cut back just for ya!” She says to you, giving you an apologetic smile and you frown, furrowing your eyebrows.

“Ya always say that.” You grumble, averting your gaze away. “But ya never do.”

She goes silent, her eyes finally clearing up as she takes your words in. Her expression softens into a sad smile as her gaze falls downcast to her lap. You would have thought she looked ashamed. “Well, it’s a miracle I’m still alive!” She suddenly replies, going back to being bright and you give her a cold gaze. “Anyway, come have a bite, honey! You haven’t had breakfast yet, have ya?”

“How’d ya know that?” You ask, deadpan.

“It's a motherly instinct, ya know!”

She’s always like this. So talkative, and happy, and full of energy, and she’d fall into a deep depression where she’d drink all day, maybe all night if she doesn’t pass out fast enough. When she’d wake up, she’d have a hangover so bad she couldn’t get out of bed, and she’d be happy and acting like a mother again.

She always does it. You’re used to it.

And like every time, you don’t kick up a fuss and decide to just humor her, taking a drink of the Korean pear juice. It’s sweet and thick and kind of disgusting. Maybe it’s in your head (or maybe it’s the brand).

“You can have the rest of it. I’ll just eat on the way to school.” You hand the glass back to her with a grimace. She smiles sadly as you turn to leave.

“Yer a good child, honey.” Your mother says. “I don’t know how I’d live without ya.”

You pause, looking at your mother with cold eyes. She stares at you contemplating, swirling the pear juice in the cup. “Ya have yer papa’s eyes.” She blurts out, in her own little world once again, uncaring of the people outside of it. “Yer so like him. So like yer father. How he’d love you.”

At her words, your body freezes, staring at your mother with hard eyes. You don’t say anything.

She snaps out of it again and sighs, nodding her head. “I said something wrong again, didn’t I?” She laments, frowning.

You quickly avert your gaze, gritting your teeth. “Ya always do.” You say. “I’m going to school. Jus’ order delivery when ya get hungry.” Without waiting for her response, you exit the room and run out of the house. Your mother stares after you, her face sullen, and she looks at the mess in the room.

“Maybe I should clean up.”

You walk down the street, fingers gripping the strap of your bookbag. The birds are chirping, the sun is shining brightly (at this hour?), and people are already out and about doing their own thing. How annoying. You make a quick trip to the convenience store to buy yourself some melon bread. Convenience store food isn’t normally that good, but your rumbling stomach doesn’t really care where the food is coming from as long as it makes it to your digestive system.

A shame that your favorite bakery is closed for renovations.

You say thank the cashier as you pay for your melon bread and you exit the convenience store, immediately chowing down on the piece of bread as you walk towards the bus stop. It’s so good, you’re almost tempted to go back and buy a second one.

You arrive at the bus stop on time and wait for the bus to arrive, chewing on your almost finished melon bread in the meantime as you look around. You see a small dog standing by the edge of the sidewalk. It’s beside its owner who’s talking to somebody on her phone and it’s looking at you with its big ole’ eyes. When it barks at you, you narrow your eyes at it and it seems that that small action was enough to send it whimpering and hiding behind its owner.

The woman pauses, side-eyeing you and mumbling under her breath before going back to talking on the phone. You side-eye her back.

You finish eating your melon bread just as the bus arrives, discarding the wrapper in the trash bin before getting on. Just your luck, all the seats are occupied, rendering you unable to sit down. Figures.

Earphones in their rightful place, you hang onto the handlebars as you try to ignore everyone else around you. The ride to your stop wasn’t that eventful, aside from a baby staring at you with its unnerving big eyes (you stared back at it), and the bus slowly rolls to a stop nearby Inarizaki. A lot of people bump into you while getting off the bus, which irritates you even more. Relax, ten times, deep breath.

At least no one bumps into you on your way to the school gates, the look on your face is enough to make them jump away from your path. Very convenient.

You arrive at the school gates with time to spare, your hands stuffed into the pockets of your blazer jacket, when you hear a chirp voice from behind you. “Senpai!”

You turn around and nearly grunt when you’re almost tackled with a tight hug, looking down to see the smaller stature of Nana, who’s grinning up at you. “Good morning!” She greets, loosening her hold on you a bit.

You blink and allow a small smile on your face, patting your head. “Good morning, Nana.” You greet back. Nana’s normally brash and rude (she was to you when you first met) but she does an entire 180 when it comes to you. It’s like a younger sister looking at her older sibling.

The two of you start to walk to the school building. “Look, look!” She says, grabbing her Canon EOS, and going through the pictures, grinning widely. “I was walkin’ towards the convenince store, yeah? Because my Ma wanted ta make some maki sushi rolls but we didn't have any seaweed wrapper cuz' she forgot, anyway—"

You listen with rapt attention as Nana shows you around a dozen pictures of a ladybug on a weed growing from a crack on the sidewalk, the setting sun serving as the backlight of the photos. "—and then a bunch'a twats were walkin' by and ruinin' my shot and of course, I had ta give 'em a piece o' my mind, so I did jus' that! But then, the ladybug flew away!" She laments, shaking her camera and you gently take it from her, looking through the photos.

You nod as you look at each one. "These photos are beautiful, Nana. I don't see any problem with 'em, the layout's good, the lighting's just right. I didn't expect less from ya." You say, smiling as you hand her back her camera.

Nana practically beams at you. If she was a puppy, her tail would be wagging behind her frantically. 'I can almost see the puppy ears…' You think as you look at her. 

When the both of you arrive at the shoe lockers, you see Ryuji putting away his shoes. He notices the two of you and smiles, waving. "Good morning—!" He greets but is cut off by Nana.

"Ryuji! Gimme back my manga, ya ass!!!" Nana yells at him, doing a 180 once again as she stomps up to the tall third year. You follow behind her, giving Ryuji a small wave and a 'good morning'.

Ryuji glares at her. "A good morning woulda been great, Nana. And use honorifics when ya talk to me, I'm your senior!" He says, pointing at her.

"I can talk how I want, especially ta someone who's been hogging all my manga volumes and not givin' em back!" Nana retorts, pointing back at him.

"Please be quiet." You say to the both of them, voice icy, and they immediately stop, standing straight with a meek 'right!'.

Nana makes an ‘ah’ sound and turns to you, eyebrows raised. “Speaking of manga, senpai, did ya find the manga you were lookin’ fer yesterday?” She asks you and you stop, robotically turning your head to look at her for one, two seconds, before you turn back to your locker and—with a loud bang—hit your forehead against the metal.

“No…” You lament, and you're sort of glad that there were no students around to see your embarrassing plight. As you remember practically turning your room inside out last night looking for that recent volume of Love-Hate, you feel like crying. No, you are going to cry.

"Woah! Don't cry over it now, come here." Ryuji says, patting your head as he tries to comfort you.

"I mean, it's just a comic, senpai, ain't anythin' important…" Nana says, voice flat.

Ryuji snaps his head to glare at her. "Don't say that right now!" 

"Well, I'm right…"

"Ya threatened ta punch me over yer manga!"

"No, I didn't!"

"Not verbally!"

"It's not just the manga…" You say, rubbing your temple as you try to get rid of the growing headache. "I put my favorite picture of myself and my friend in between the pages… and now it's gone."

Nana and Ryuji glance at each other, lips pursed into tight frowns. "There's nothin' ta ba guilty about, I'm sure ya can find the picture." Ryuji reassures you, patting your shoulder. "And if ya don't, you can always take more with your friend."

You look up at him, eyes blinking, and you nod, muttering a 'thanks'. "Sure, if it's Ryuji, it's 'oh he's so kind', 'he's so caring', but if it's me, it's 'Nana, don't be rude' 'Nana, stop that'." Nana deadpans but slings an arm around your shoulder nonetheless. "Buuut, ta add to Ryuji's statement, I'll always be available ta take the pictures myself!"

You blink at both of them, fiddling with your uniform, before you hug them both, sighing. "Thanks, ya really ground me." You say, pulling away from them.

As the two of them talk and bicker behind you, you open your locker, about to reach in to take your slippers. But something flutters out of the shoe locker, much to your surprise. Glancing behind you, you check if Nana and Ryuji are paying attention.

Seeing as they're busy bickering about Nana's manga again, you pick up the piece of paper and peek at the contents.

The familiarity of the handwriting makes your stomach flutter, and it takes everything within you to keep from blushing on the spot. It's embarrassing, how such a short, simple note from him can elicit such a reaction from you.

'Come meet me. School rooftop.'

Insider Pursuit! Asagao Pharmaceutical Inc.

Founded in 2001, the company is now owned by the Asagao Group, spearheaded under the direction of the group's second son and his wife, retired actress who had lead roles in "Maiden of the Moon", "My Heart Still Remains in Tokyo", and "Petrichor". The couple's eldest daughter, Miki, oldest of three, is set to be the heiress of Asagao Group and will inherit Asagao Pharmaceutical Inc. in the near future.

[comradegeorgemoved]

gnf cooking stream highlights

saw some people say they wouldn’t be able to watch george’s cooking stream because of school/work so i took note of some things that happened (with very rough timestamps. like really rough and it happened ~around~ that time) so they could relate to jokes/etc being made on the dashboard/timeline without having to watch the entire 4 hours of the stream immediately :) hope this is helpful in any way ? lol

quick stats: george beat his highest concurrent again this stream with 307k viewers by 133k and gained more than 10k subs :o

0:00 cooking stream start. cute thumbnail and music!

5:10 starts talking

8:00 shows self, fixes his camera/s (he has two different setups) and talks to chat for a bit

11:30 what is on the menu? a starter (mozarella sticks), main course (steak), dessert (a secret!)

18:40 the first step is to hands with…. dishwashing liquid

20:00 actually starts preparing steak. “it’s got good marbling ? idk how to speak chef they just say marbling”. attempts to rub seasoning into the steak...

28:00 starts preparing the mozarella sticks

34:40 “dont swing your knife around >:(” “I WILL SWING MY KNIFE IF I WANT TO SWING IT [swings knife]”

39:00 “these are probably going to turn out terrible… but as long as we’re having fun, then we’re fine! right? i guess? probably.”

45:00 he puts paprika into the egg mixture while trying to make mozarella sticks........... he throws out the eggs and has to reset

52:00 “that’s pretty bread-y! that’s pretty bread-y!”

53:00 calling chat donuts because they keep trying to backseat cook lmao

1:02:20 dream calls. “you’re the worst chef ive ever seen in my life what’s wrong with you? you suck!”

1:03:00 sapnap calls. "you look cute with that hat on :)" george hangs up on him to talk to dream lol. “i’m ditching you for dream.”

1:05:37 dream calls again

1:11:30 thinks the breadcrumbs are too thick, which is why they aren’t sticking to the cheese. he attempts to “squish” them.

1:11:45 “is there a hypetrain? choo choo!”

1:12:00 dream calls again

1:18:55 “gogy ramsay? yes that’s actually me!”

1:21:13 karl + chris calls “everyone comment if you think george should be in tales of the smp tonight!”

1:24:00 dream calls again to give advice about double dipping the mozarella sticks

1:30:30 starts preparing the fries. george is impressed by a potato peeler. he eats a raw potato later on ?

1:40:00 he makes funny gestures! introduces the ~air fryer~! (which he says he bought specifically for this stream!)

1:44:00 starts cooking steak

1:45:00 “what can we do for 5 minutes?” and then holds up a fucking knife?? i dont understand him

1:48:50 dream calls again. “be careful when you’re frying it’s very dangerous!” george: “he’s FARMING AWWS guys”

1:52:30 HES PREPARING FOR AN ACTUAL FIREE HELP MEEE

1:56:23 sapnap calls

2:00:00 people started gifting subs because dream tweeted about it :) sapnap talks about his new video, sapnap thanks george’s subs for him so george can focus on his cooking :) sapnap also helps him calm down when he’s visibly nervous about what’s happening and is overall just super supportive!

2:13:20 actually starts cooking steak

2:13:50 sapnap’s hot take about sugar cookies: people who hate sugar cookies can go to hell

2:15:28 “i kinda burnt it… it’s not bad.. it’s grilled..” he starts panicking a bit n is a bit dangerous with the hot oil it scared me a little lol

2:17:55 carries the fucking steak with tongs across the kitchen

2:18:00 shows his steak. it looks good!

2:21:45 george hyping up his french fries

2:24:30 karl joins the call

2:25:20 george talks to the camera to thank karl

2:25:50 george excitedly jumping around to announce something! karl (jokingly) announces george will be on the tales of the smp

2:26:40 fit check! george puts his feet on the table to lift up his entire body? also they are talking about boogers ? idk i can’t hear

2:28:40 george talking to the camera to twitch prime

2:28:58 dream calls him to cut the steak

2:32:00 FINALLY CUTTING THE FUCKING STEAK. it looks good!

2:34:25 taste test “not gonna lie, best steak i’ve ever had, ever! ok it’s not the best, but it’s actually really good”

2:38-39:00 ish bad joins

2:40:00 bad built chef gnf in minecraft! cute!

2:43:50 karl: “george i love you” george: “thank you ^-^”

2:44:47 apparently dream messaged their discord chat for karl and sapnap to stop making fun of george’s mozarella sticks “his cheese sticks are fine.”

2:45:30 dream joins to tell him to put the mozarella sticks back in the freezer

2:47:10 starts frying mozarella sticks. he isn’t being too cautious with this too so everyone in the call is worried he’ll get burnt skdhsk. burns a mozarella stick

2:53:00 dream and sapnap heat transfer discourse. sapnap thinks he can dip a fork into molten lava and it won’t be hot (immediately). he is wrong.

2:57:00 quackity joins

3:08:20 george lore: apparently doesn’t care if his food is hot or cold

3:09:15 looks into camera again

3:11:00 apparently dream was the first sub on george’s channel! so he has the founders badge!

3:13:00 karl teases dream for saying he’d kiss george if puffy hit 11k subs yesterday lol. they were also teasing bad about being weird about the maid dress throughout this.

3:14:00 the secret dessert is pancakes!

3:18:00 “will be... like wilbur (wilby)”

3:30:00 flipped a pancake! worked. around this time they’re making fun of george allegedly calling a “crepe” a “pancake”, when this is what they call pancakes in the uk.

3:38:30 george wants to stream with gordon ramsay lol

3:44:10 everyone leaves the call except for george and dream. “it’s just us.. alone together.. with 200 thousand people”

3:45:00 sub count is at 18550 and dream wants it to reach 20k! george is just sitting there getting subs

3:47:20 george trying to take a picture!

3:49:27 dream tells chat to keep subbing

3:52:00 dream gifts 50 subs to help reach the sub goal. again george is just standing there getting gifted subs lmao

3:53:00 ish they hit 20k! george gained more than 10,000 subs this stream!

3:57:45 fridge reveal lol

3:58:45 fit check again

3:59:11 making a tiktok

4:02:50 dream REALLY wants to see george with messy/fluffy hair for some reason???? he farms messy hair pics. “wait WHAT oh my gosh holy cow WHAT i’ve never seen your hair like that. now that’s a good instagram photo.” apparently “it’s a look”... from the end of the extras shirt video ? someone help him

(george looks really good though. this is something best experienced yourself...)

around this time i think they say how can they get to 500k views and they say what if they streamed the meetup! and they say that they will!

4:13:00 BIG GEORGE LORE PLANNED ??

4:14:00 ish "thank you dream" is trending. it’s obviously for the pictures but neither of them seem to realize that.

4:14:30 dream tells george to get hair gel so he can look like this all the time. my god

4:17:00 stream over !

[horizon-verizon]

Why Aemond has been made the dutiful, smart and worthy son who was also the outcast child that could never "fit in" in the show ? That's was so cringe to watch tbh . It's like turning book ramsay into Jon snow-type of a character in the show which is thankfully D&D for all of their flaws never did that. Is it because Daeron the daring was supposed to be cut from the show ? If my memory serves me right it's was daeron who was described as gentle, dutiful and kind in the book. Or it's because of Ryan who just likes Aemond too much?

I am starting to believe that Ryan Condal is sexist and homophobic and doesn't truly confront it. There I said it. (As if others hadn't already)

I wrote many posts that show how his interpretation & fanficed story reveals his sexism and homophobic, even the lack of time spent on Laena herself seems racist:

Rhaenicent's Popularity

https://at.tumblr.com/horizon-verizon/why-were-alicent-and-rhaenyra-ever-even/xq558tn6s8u4

https://at.tumblr.com/horizon-verizon/rhaenyra-lying-to-alicent-vs-aemond-claiming/x85sfiwx2190

https://at.tumblr.com/horizon-verizon/why-i-dont-like-alicent-both-as-a-hypothetical/avr7lnuqhqd2

https://at.tumblr.com/horizon-verizon/i-feel-its-important-to-know-that-when-rhaena/sdgnbniq30wp

https://at.tumblr.com/horizon-verizon/ryan-condall-himself-calls-rhaenyras-elder-sons/aixnxrl7xsx0

https://at.tumblr.com/horizon-verizon/them-making-show-alicent-different-is-what-led-to/85g6m2kds7t9

https://at.tumblr.com/horizon-verizon/was-in-a-previous-reblog-we-gotta-talk-about/vj367wka0vz8

https://at.tumblr.com/horizon-verizon/in-the-book-didnt-rhaenyra-have-her-first/r9j8fghxynqq

https://at.tumblr.com/horizon-verizon/i-want-to-shoot-myself-in-the-head-every-time-i/uevipaiy0fo6

https://at.tumblr.com/horizon-verizon/why-it-is-a-better-story-to-have-aemond/5mkdktnx4jc7

https://at.tumblr.com/horizon-verizon/the-biggest-proof-of-daemyra-love-in-the-books-is/7mobwyqlug0w

https://at.tumblr.com/horizon-verizon/hotd-laena-velayron-they-got-three-different/y9oqvptk7u5u

https://at.tumblr.com/horizon-verizon/reasons-why-the-rhaenys-alicent-scene-of-s1e9-was/5ix3v2lcc3ee

https://at.tumblr.com/horizon-verizon/i-am-aware-that-a-televised-adaptation-of-a-book/tlrkdvr5drqu

I think that he sides with the Greens and is a secret green stan. Or that he just wants male privilege to win at the end of the day and will try to relieve Alicent and Aemond of accountability through his "theory of accidents", as what Seth Abramson describes.

[marshmallowprotection]

I actually dont know if Zen's allergies activate around dogs?? In the spaceship on his route he talks about seeing a cute dog and wanting to pet every one he sees on the street. Since his dislike for cats is pretty much just bc of his allergies, his significantly more positive outlook on dogs probably means he isnt allergic to them at all?

Thats not how allergies work in real life but we're talking about the same man who can heal from a broken bone in a couple hours and has semi frequent prophetic dreams so, I'm not taking anything off the table bc of real life limitations lol

Yeah. I know. We can't always apply real-world logic to this game since they play around with what's plausible and what isn't. But, I tend to keep things as realistic as possible if I can help it. It's weird not to apply how these things actually work! He could always just be allergic to cats. There is some variation to the proteins in the dander, and that's right as rain if that's the case. We can't know for sure if he's allergic to cats AND dogs, or just cats.

He definitely would prefer to see a dog to a cat, though. If he had to choose one... he's always a dog guy. He's always been dog guy coded to contrast with Jumin's cat guy coding.

But, yeah, this is a game where you could talk to Santa, God, and Gordon Ramsay all at the same party. Why should you be held back by our world's rules? Give Zen a dog if you want! There's nothing to say that he can't have a dog!

[jeyneofpoole]

some songs that make me think of asoiaf and why (you should listen to these i have good taste)

Wife by Mitski is a Lysa song through and through baby (I cannot bear you a son/ I have tried) and (I’m at the edge of my cliff/ Lookin down) and the end i just imagine her falling out of the Eyrie and UGH i’m emotional over her

The Garden by the Crane Wives is such a Cersei song (tear it down/ tear it down around my head) and (my darling, the devil knows my name) where the devil to her is tyrion and (the crows in the garden are laughing at my expense) where the crows in the garden are the tyrells and (get on your knees and dig up the garden darlin/ throw down that spade and rip up the garden darlin/ get your hands dirty and dig up the garden/ won’t you cut down that apple tree for me) is her talking to jaime and their fucked up relationship and MMMMM i could go on

Second Child, Restless Child by the Oh Hellos because listen to it it belongs to Arya ok it does

Keep You Safe by the Crane Wives also gives me Sansa vibes a little bit (my daddy always said nothing worth doin comes easy/ time is not your friend/ time is not your remedy)

The Valley by the Oh Hellos just gives me dany-centric emotions (we were born in the shadows/ of the crimes of our father/ blood was our inheritance/ no we did not ask for this) her dad was mad aerys and she inherited the targaryen throne, and their words are fire and BLOOD ugh and then (shadows lurking close behind/ we were fleeing for our lives/ will you lead me?) her childhood on the run and trying to trust viserys and follow him and oh god

Arsonists Lullaby by Hozier is a Cersei song because i said so i would list every lyric but just liste for yourself trust me

Hymn for a Scarecrow by Tally Hall as a theon song but then it turns into a bran song? (nobody knows you and neither do i) for theon and ‘farmer jim’ as ramsay and (oh scarecrow/ maybe the wind knows/ whether you wonder/ who’s calling your name) as bran in the weirwood trying to reach out to him and (maybe the wind knows/ whether you wonder/ if you are to blame) for the sacking of winterfell and his descent into reek and then the whole interlude about (the crow seems to know where you need them to go/ igniting a spark in their minds till they circle and fly) as the three eyed raven/crow opening brans third eye and him flying and I DONT KNOW ITS GOOD OK

He Doesn’t Know Why by the Fleet Foxes for theon and jeyne like she’s talking to him and ugh like seriously this is another one where it’s just the whole song you have to listen to this also this band is great

Lay Me Down by the Oh Hellos as a sansa and arya song mmmmm (take me home / i want to go/ down the road that’ll take me to the living grove) where the grove is the weirwood forest at winterfell and (i owe it to my brothers to carry them home) just GETS me ok it does

[amuelia]

Got any fun Woose head cannons bouncing around in your head ? :) or about anyone else. you have such neat insight into asoiaf and I love reading it

Hello, thank you that's so flattering! 🥺❤ I'm glad you enjoy my meta posts!

I do have many Woose headcanons :D I am going to try and focus this post more on headcanons that i can somewhat closely support by text, so i'm sorry if i mentioned some of these already!

Since Domeric squired in the Vale under Lord Redfort, i headcanon that Roose' mother was a Redfort as well since that would explain the connection the easiest... The way Roose talks about Lord Redfort doesn't necessarily sound like theyre close or related, but that might just be to keep the information simple for the reader. Either way we will likely find out in Sansa's tWoW Vale plot how that connection came to be, since she will probably interact with relevant characters like Mychel Redfort.

[Domeric] served four years as Lady Dustin's page, and three in the Vale as a squire to Lord Redfort. [...] Redfort said he showed great promise in the lists. - Reek III, aDwD

Roose not only has a son who loves horses, but he himself also has some quotes alluding to him liking to ride and being knowledgable about horses, which makes me hc that Roose is an able rider as well; So Domeric would get it from both sides of the family (explaining why he's such a horse boy). This hc is inspired by analysis from Bran Vras

"...on our way back to the Dreadfort my favorite courser came up lame..." - Reek III, aDwD

"The clans of the northern hills come with him on their shaggy runtish horses. " - The Prince of Winterfell, aDwD

He's likely so pale from all that leeching (since they cause regular blood loss), and would probably have a normal skin color if he didn't do it so often... His quiet voice might also be caused by it (fatigue). I also assume his "unwrinkled" face is at least partially due to him having such an emotionless expression; if he showed an intense emotion (like a very genuine smile) there might be more wrinkles visible. I also don't get the impression his "unwrinkled"/"ageless" face makes him look unnaturally young, since none of the older PoVs (Cat, Jaime) comment on it; He probably just looks like he aged very well.

He is described as having a "hairless body" during the leeching scene, which makes me think he might shave his body hair so the leeches can apply easier (which ive seen recommended online for leech therapy).

Him having dark brown hair is unfortunately still a headcanon, since his hair is not described in the books... But it seems likely to me because it would contrast his pale features and make them stand out more; and if his hair was grey that would have probably been pointed out as a contrast to his unwrinkled face. I'm usually excluding blonde/red hair as a possibility since I assume grrm would have described that explicitly.

He'd probably wear sunglasses frequently in a modern au, his eyes seem sensitive to me because their color is so light (less pigmentation making eyes more sensitive to sunlight)... I also hc him as nearsighted + needing glasses in modern au, though obviously we don't have anything in the text referencing this.

He and Barbrey share a long history, yet we see that she talks negatively about him to Theon... I hc that she probably started having a lower opinion of him due to the way he handled the Domeric situation (or that the situation at least heavily contributed to it); My assumption is that Barbrey quickly suspected Ramsay of murder and hates Ramsay because of that, so if Roose takes Ramsay in as his new heir this would make Barbrey think that he's really callous/emotionless and "does not love/hate/grieve".

"Those leeches that he loves so well sucked all the passions out of him years ago. He does not love, he does not hate, he does not grieve." - The Prince of Winterfell, aDwD

Roose doesn't seem to care when it comes to various cruelties and illegalities (telling Ramsay he will not chide him for his "amusements" and Ramsay just needs to be "more discreet"; and also being guilty of many crimes himself), but due to the long Bolton-Stark animosity i feel he would probably see warging as an abomination and oppose it on "moral" grounds (similar to how he says a kinslayer is "accursed").

He is usually described as clean-shaven; i hc he shaves his beard partially out of vanity, partially because he doesn't want to look like his father... He probably also takes a while to grow a good beard/has weak beard growth. (No textual evidence for any of these statements, just hc; sadly we don't know about any of his family beyond his sons/wives. I also wonder if he was always shaving his beard, or if he had a beard phase when he was younger)

I get the impression he is not that strict a father, and is more someone who tries to get to his kids verbally than through punishment... In both Ramsay's and Domeric's case we see that he gives them advice that they dont much care for, and neither appear to fear disobeying him or arguing with him much.

"He wanted a brother by his side, so he rode up the Weeping Water to seek my bastard out. I forbade it, but Domeric was a man grown and thought that he knew better than his father." - Reek III, aDwD

“It should have been you who threw the feast, to welcome me back,” Ramsay complained, “and it should have been in Barrow Hall, not this pisspot of a castle.” [...] “Is this why you left Lady Dustin and your fat pig wife? So you could come down here and tell me to be quiet?”- Reek III, aDwD

I do also have more "fanfic-like" headcanons, but im shy about posting them since they could easily be deconfirmed in future books :") Of course i try to do them as "in-character" as i can, but in some aspects grrm just hasn't given much info yet.

[francis-writes]

That's totally okay man i don't mind, i like to rant about my theories and observations of characters and i like to see a rant back instead of few words lol it feels like we are writing a goddamn thesis about ramsay and his behaviour haha only if i think and talk about my visas and finals that much i would have a 4.0!

A yes! The thing is I think Ramsay is the type of person who is addicted to attention, any kind of attention really, I think that in the books you can see that his behavior is yeah, kinda because of how he was raised (and made lol) and his sadistic tentacles but also trying to gain his fathers attention and approval. Because you see, his father doesn't actually give a shit about him when he goes away and even when he is with him, but when he does something bad, like killing his Lady wife with starvation, he can capture his fathers attention a little bit, and his father usually insults him and degrade him but hey, attention is attention. So he is kind of an attention whore in some perspective, he is a bastard but people notice him if he is a vicious bastard, so, he is a sadist yes but i think he likes and craves attention, and i dont think it would be so different with a partner, i think him as someone who gets mad and demanding if got ignored by his partner. I think him as a switch depending on the person so if he is in the dominant role he would demand and gets attention with force but if he is in a more submissive role he would get himself in trouble, misbehave and try to gain attention (doesnt matter which type, can be a hug or slap on the face)

And about good attention (like playing with his hair, hugs or soft kisses), i think he would be like the " +the fuck is that? -affection! +disgusting!.... Do it again" meme at first but then he get used to it and want it constantly lol not that i dont think he would be caught asking for it more like when he wants a hug would follow you with a frown until you do it yourself lol

I also think kind of same about OG reek, he was actually sent as a servant, but i think that he saw him as a friend (in this own way) since he didn't have one. And i cant help but think, in the books it is heavily implied that ramsay raped theon, but i dont really remember it was implied for him with other men (correct me if im wrong), and since he was making theon a second reek (he also forbid him to bathe and change clothes because og reek was naturally smell horrible), did he had some sort of sexual relationship with OG reek, i dont know. Damn i ranted too much sorry lol

Don't be sorry! I am actually very happy that i finally have someone to talk about Ramsay with, especially that I started thinking that I got into fandom too late, after his death in TV show and after last publishing book, because I barely could find anyone posting for Ramsay. Blogs focused on him were either inactive or practically deleted so I just thought that I post for myself and maybe a few people, liking my post but not responding. I mean, some of my classic old posts Ramsay x wimpy maid type were still liked, but it seemed that no one wanted to discuss or explore his character further. (like, honestly, i don't even require serious psychological analysis. I love authors who did fanarts like "Ramsay living in the 1980s", "Ramsay having a youtube channel" - here i loved that all the other characters had channels named by their formal names while Ramsay had nick like xxflayedboixx lol. If i remember i saw these on @ivansbadart ; i can't remember where but i also saw "Ramsay if he had only fans". Yeah, i love all the ways of exploring character).

About his father... yeah, at first I somehow believed that when Roose was away fighting, he knew about Ramsay's plan to take Winterfell, but then I realized that Ramsay had no chance to inform him. So Roose was actually like "oh, my only remaining son is dead. Good.". But tbh there was later something about Roose that "he does not love. he does not hate and he does not grieve".

In the topic of good affection, I wrote somewhere before about this, but I considered that he might have a mommy kink. I don't know if my arguments are logical or am i just pushing my kinks on favourite characters lol I'll just put in the screen of that rant:

Also, never worry about ranting. You are saving my boyfriend from hearing my monologues. I recently said that he may make tier list of my fictional crushes, but he would put everyone under F. And he was like "no, i would put them under H, like >get help<"

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people i’d rlly like to punch in the face:

gordon ramsay

david cameron

ricky gervais

jimmy carr

i cant finish my list i just remembered on the big fat quiz this year when james acaster made a joke abt jimmy carr being a tax evader and then when they tried to do the swift move on he was like ok we just dont talk about then ok. and remember on the last leg new years special when lorraine kelly said piers morgan was a hero and he told her to go fuck herself on live tv omg i want to marry james acaster so much