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When snakes, insects and spiders signify fear it makes me so annoyed.
What if when making a "fear monster" for you fantasy or sci fi story you didn't base it on a spider, snake, insect, or a slug?
So many creepy things in nature, I'm sick of spider monsters with "glossy chitinous legs" snake-like monsters that "slither sinisterly."
Cut it out.
Base your scary creature on a chinchilla, a capybara, an orchid, a dove, a human.
Leave the arthropods, snakes and invertebrates out of it.
Or if you MUST do an insect do butterflies. THEY can't be trusted.
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starclan's puppet
#spottedleaf is the victim of starclan manipulation too#can we talk abt how she sheltered herself under starclans wings in an early age to get away from her groomer#think abt how she became overly trustful to starclan#and how she unknowinly became their weapon to also manipulate leafpool#she did nothing wrong#wc#warrior cats#warriors#waca#ask#warriors fanart#thunderclan#leafpool#spottedleaf#starclan
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Rogue is Jack
Rogue is the Master
Rogue is a pre-Hartnell doctor
#dw#doctor who#doctor who spoilers#god i hope i am wrong i hope he is the master lmao#no but on a serious note this is one of my biggest pet peeves in this fandom#I'm guilty of this as well and while I think there's nothing wrong in fan-theorising it got out of hand recently#a 40/50+ kinda evil-ish woman cannot exist in this universe without someone screaming “Rani” (god I wish. that someone is me)#and a whimsical evil character will always either be the master or the valeyard#like...jack didn't exist before#and neither did river song#we CAN and SHOULD have new original recurring characters without it being in reference to the expanded universe#or to old seasons#end rant#this ain't really a rant just considerations
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Losing my shit about this article in which a transphobic Tory was so busy panicking about existing in the vicinity of a Trans that she almost certainly misheard "jeans" as "penis" and decided that not only was this a problem with the other woman, but also that the world must be informed of this pressing danger.
"a trans woman! I had to stand directly behind her....I thought, 'this is going well', I'm handling The Situation fine'..."
translated: I saw a tall woman with broad shoulders. How would I get out of this alive? I thought. she has a PENIS. PENIS PENIS PENIS. through some force of PENIS I mean will I managed to PENIS behave normally towards her. My hands were PENIS PENIS PENIS shaking as I tried to dry them. summoning up all my PENIS courage I said 'dryer's crap innit'. she turned to me and said " yeah I'm just goiPENIS PENIS PENIS"
It's been a week and I'm still shaking. This proves trans women are the problem and I'm not weird. I'm fine. It's fine. If you think about it I'm the hero hePENIS!!!!!
very this
#red said#it's just. I'm obsessed.#everyone on Twitter is saying 'never happened' and i think they're wrong#this absolutely did happen and she's been obsessing over how vindicated it made her feel enough to WRITE AN ARTICLE ABOUT IT#because she MISHEARD SOMEONE IN A CASUAL CONVERSATION#i lay out my reasoning thusly: if you were INVENTING a scary trans woman in bathroom story out of nothing. why would it be this?#why would you go with 'we had a banal conversation until she said a sentence that makes no sense and that no human has ever uttered#but which does coincidentally sounds almost exactly like a mishearing of a very NORMAL thing to say in the circumstances#then she left and nothing else occurred'#if you were going to INVENT a story you would probably make it MAKE SENSE or SOUND THREATENING#i truly believe this is a very authentically told account of what she thinks happened#because who would. by means other than mishearing. think 'I'm going to wipe my hands on my penis' makes any sense at all.#a) 'I'm going to dry my hands on my genitals' says the presumably fully clothed woman#b) who then proceeds to leave without doing anything threatening#c) WHO SAYS PENIS THREATENINGLY? sorry it's writing out 'penis' repeatedly that made this jump out to me but like. who says that?#you might hear someone talk casually about their dick or cock but i stg it's only doctors and TERFs who casually use the word penis much#it's so. clinically descriptive. it's a weird use of language. but it IS. something you could plausibly mishear from 'pants' or 'trousers'
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“…and most importantly- Eddie Dear was happy!”
#art#artists of tumblr#artists on tumblr#my art#welcome home#fanart#welcome home arg#welcome home fanart#eddie dear#me drawing the hand like girl where’d u get ur nails done 💅#I need to know what happens next#I am trembling in my boots like what aRE THEY GOING TO DO TO MY BOY 😭😭😭#free my man he ain’t do nothing wrong… unless…did he???#WE STILL DONT KNOW ANYTHING GRRRAAAAAAAAAHH
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To see or not to see...
First - Previous - Next
MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)
#deltarune#deltarune au#deltarune comic#twin runes#twin runes au#kris dreemurr#susie deltarune#kfc#utdr#chara#frisk#you leave blooky out of this susie#they did nothing wrong#and yes#napstablook is giving a parking ticket to a rock#no illegal parking for rocks#this was supposed to be the part where it was made clear only Kris and Frisk can see Chara#but we already established that in the asks#don't worry kris#you're not crazy
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veiled monarch
#elden ring#morgott#morgott the omen king#he's such a bastard (he did nothing wrong he did nothing wrong---)#will draw this design properly as soon as I work out what the hell I actually want it to be#my art#ignore that the entire point of him being veiled is to hide the horns because something something people do not realise the SWAG omens have#fuck it we ball
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To honor Akira Toriyama i drew future Trunks aka my first ever crush
#my art#dragon ball#trunks#first time i draw him since i was 8#i was crazy obsessed with him and i just deep dived his wiki to find out they got him a toxic problematic love interest WTF DUDE#free my man he did nothing wrong he was always the loml#i said it on twt too but if you had a crush on him and not on toxic man vegeta or man child goku you're actually EliteTM#anyways it was bittersweet to see sooo many artists i admire and look up to say that the reason they started drawing was toriyama's work#like we are all connected by the same experience and it's crazy to think he had such an influence on so many#been thinking about it all day
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"I'm using [extremely gendered term] gender-neutrally!"
Cool, I do not interpret it gender-neutrally at all and you might want to reconsider why you feel like adding an "I do what I want" tagline to your post makes you perfectly comfortable making other people -- and in particular, trans people -- uncomfortable
#really feels like we have taken about. twelve steps back with this#did you know that there is nothing wrong with the word 'person'#why are we allergic to it all of a sudden
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it is deeply important to me that anders is an unpleasant hypocrite who has terrible vibes and sucks to be around. however it's also important to me that everyone is nice to him forever and be gets everything he wants on account of him being my beautiful princess with disorders
#'anders did nothing wrong ever' hmm well i dont know about that#'we should keep drawing fanart of anders with kitty cats or being held by hot men' this i cannot refute
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okay so I wrote a fic based off this post that I made earlier today so... enjoy!
read here or on ao3
Thomas Kinard is eighteen years old and he just graduated basic training.
He's standing among nearly two hundred other graduates, all filled with some form of anxiety and excitement.
They're all standing at attention, although Tommy knows everyone's eyes are searching the audience.
They've all been given their orders.
They stand at attention until a family member or loved one comes and taps them out. Only then can they be at ease.
Tommy had called his dad a couple weeks ago. Left him a message on the landline about the date and time of his graduation. He hadn't expected a call back. The payphones at basic weren't great and you didn't have much spare time to be on them, but he knew his dad would get the message.
He wrote a letter to his grandparents, just in case. His aunt on his mom's side, and his older cousins too.
They'd been proud when he told them he was graduating early, joining the service, would be celebrating his eighteenth birthday in boot camp.
Even his dad has slapped him on the back and told him he was glad he was finally becoming a real man.
Tommy's eyes scanned the crowd, but it was hard to make anyone out.
He waited patiently through the ceremony. His heart skipped a beat or two when people began making their way toward the graduates.
He stood still, only his eyes darting around as the people beside him began to get tapped out. He listened to the cries of parents who had done nothing but miss their children for the past 10 weeks. Saw grown men cry at the site of their moms. Heard the laughter from boyfriends and girlfriends who surprised their partner by showing up. Watched little kids run to their sibling and wrap their arms around them in a hug.
He was certain that only a few minutes had passed, but it felt like hours.
As more and more seconds passed, his heart continued to pound, but for a different reason now.
Surely he wasn't the only one. As he glanced around, he didn't see anyone else waiting. No, he couldn't see everybody, but he was near the back in the center row so he could see most people, and they all had somebody with them.
A hand tapped his shoulder and his head jerked to the side, eyes wide. He felt a lump in the back of his throat when he saw his commanding officer standing beside him. He had the softest look on his face that Tommy had ever seen.
Pity.
“At ease, soldier.”
Tommy takes a breath, relaxes his posture. His CO moves in front of him, shakes his hand. “You've done well, Kinard. You should be proud.”
Tommy nods. Can't find his voice to speak.
He feels tears in his eyes, but he blinks them away.
He shouldn't have expected anyone to show up anyway.
He lowers his head as he walks off the field. A part of him wonders what it was all even for?
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Thomas Kinard is forty-eight years old and he just got promoted to captain.
It's not something he ever thought about until the past couple of years. He wouldn't get to fly much as captain. There's more paperwork, more politics, more people to answer to.
But there's also more stability. Especially with being the captain at Harbor. A regular schedule, forty-eight on and ninety-six off.
It was safer. There had been a scare a couple years back. Engine failure on his bird. He went plummeting toward the ground and, if not for a dense area of trees slowing his descent, the chopper would have exploded the second it hit the ground.
He survived, obviously, but his injuries were severe. He had a broken pelvis, fractured leg, thirty stitches down his arm, cranial bleeding, and ended up in a coma for nearly two weeks.
The recovery was long and so, so painful but he had Buck by his side every step of the way. Even the times he'd push Buck away, tell him to please just leave him alone, Buck stayed. He stayed and he learned all the physical therapy techniques and he loved Tommy through all of it.
Flying hadn't felt the same since. He was relieved when he had fully recovered. When he took his recertification classes and passed with flying colors.
But the freedom he had always felt with being in the sky changed into something completely different. There was anxiety. Relief when he was back on solid ground.
He stared out into the crowd, at the little girl sitting on Buck's lap.
Juniper. Six years old and looking more grown up every day. She was glancing all around the room, her eyes never staying in one place for very long. She kept pointing at things, leaning back to whisper into Buck's ear. He'd nod, smile, then whisper back. Tommy was sure they were swapping facts.
So much like her father, he thought.
He'd never forget the day he got home from the hospital. Juniper, only four then, staring at him as he was wheeled into the house. She was clutching onto Eddie's hand, her knuckles snow white. She hadn't gotten to see him in nearly a month, besides an occasional Facetime call.
Once he had gotten settled into the hospital bed that had been delivered to the house the day before, he called her over to him. She slowly climbed up onto the bed, Buck helping her settle beside Tommy without really touching him.
“You scared me, Papa,” she spoke quietly, eyes wet with unshed tears. “Please don't do it again.”
No, flying was never the same after that.
His eyes wander over the rest of the crowd.
A small smile breaks out over his face when he realizes he knows everyone in the first two rows.
Besides his husband and daughter, Maddie, Chimney, and Jee were there. Hen- or, Captain Wilson, now- and Karen. Eddie, Ravi, and Athena. Behind his family were all the firefighters from Harbor. They had been thrilled when they heard Tommy would be the new captain. He'd been taking cues from Bobby recently, starting special dinners with the crew and getting to know them better before he even became captain. He wanted his team to know he'd be there for them, that they could count on him. From the excitement they showed when it was officially announced that he'd be the new captain, he was fairly certain he'd done a good job so far.
The only person not in the audience today was Bobby. But, that was simply because Chief Nash was the one leading the ceremony.
Tommy takes another look around at the family in front of him. He waves at Juniper. She grins wide, showing off her missing front teeth, waves enthusiastically.
His eyes meet Evan's. Tommy gives him a wink. Buck smiles, winks back.
He straightens his posture as the ceremony begins.
He thinks, this... this is what it's all for.
#bucktommy#911#tommy kinard#evan buckley#tevan#kinley#yes juniper makes an appearance because of course she does#this can all be in the same universe as my uncle eddie fic but this has absolutely nothing to do with eddie lol#also i promise i did more research than tim and co will ever do but im sure i got some things wrong so... oh well we must survive somehow
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Some Star Wars Memes I made.
#star wars#pro jedi#pro jedi order#in defense of the jedi#acolyte critical#leslye headland critical#sol#torbin#indara#kelnacca#jecki lon#yord fandar#we love the Jedi in this house#the jedi did nothing wrong#the jedi were right#the jedi#jedi#jedi appreciation#jedi friendly#my posts#star wars memes#mace windu#yoda#ki adi mundi#luminara unduli
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Why does nobody ever talk about the fact that all of Alhaitham's voice lines about others are positive while every voice line about him is negative, even from people in his friend group?
the only positive thing said about him by another character is Nahida who shouldn't count because Nahida never speaks poorly of anyone anyway.
Without Nahida, the last nice thing is Kaveh saying "he HAS a personality." and Layla saying "he's lucky that he's the scribe because he doesn't have to worry about essays and stuff."
That's it.
That's literally it.
That's the only "nice thing" ever said about Alhaitham by the Sumeru cast ever.
one of them is backhanded (kaveh's)
and the other is just layla wishing her life was as easy as Alhaitham's job......
#what kind of fuckery is this#they're so mean to him#and for what#he literally did nothing wrong#all bro did was help us the moment we met like....#genshin impact#genshin#alhaitham#kaveh#layla#sumeru#sumeru akademiya#sumeru boys
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Sir charles, youre king to us, even if your kingdom rejected you
#cant believe they executed him#bro deserved better#we all poison a few kings in our time. he did nothing wrong#slimecicle#charlie slimecicle#mcyt#charlie slimesicle fanart#mcyt fanart
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“the live action watered down katara’s character!” yeah and so did the comics and the legend of korra but i don’t remember seeing yall complain about that. or is it only bad when bryke aren’t the ones doing it?
#don’t get me wrong i’m annoyed at what they did to katara in the LA too#but if you had nothing to say about what LOK did to katara i don’t wanna hear a peep out of yall now#at least the LA let katara be interested in fighting#which is a lot more than we can say for LOK#anti kataang#anti bryke#anti lok#just say you wanna hate on the live action bc your precious creators weren’t involved and go
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we need to make suggesting someone skip the first three seasons of mash as taboo as suggesting someone skip the ninth doctor
#killing biting maiming etc#if they're not your thing fine. whatever. you're wrong but it's fine#but if nothing else you're depriving new viewers of vital context that makes later emotional arcs more impactful#like. why should you give a shit about the first ten minutes of welcome to korea if you don't know who trapper is#hell you wouldn't know who hawkeye is!! the first episode is first for a reason it's there to introduce you to the characters + setting#or even the season 2 opener would be a better place to start since that's just the pilot done better#i won't pretend the early seasons are perfect but saying mash got good after season 3 is. well frankly it's stupid#this debate has been done to death but sometimes i'll see a take and go hang on did we watch the same show or do you just not get satire or#mash#my posts
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