#we continue on

[bluutooth]

whoa whoa

He's actively trying to convince Link why it's an amazing idea to give him all his money (Link is not listening)

FANART FOR @clowns0up-felix 's DESIGNS FOR RAVIO AND LINK CUZ I LOOOOVE THEM GO CHECK HIS ART OUT NOW

[jusiri]

It's both wonderful and deplorable that the way to improve art skills essentially boils down to "do it and then do it more 12,000 times "

[feyd-meowtha]

Sometimes things happen in my life that make me wonder whether I should get evaluated for autism.... and then I remember I've written 200k words of Dune fanfiction..... Hmmmmm.... Intriguing....

[untilyouremember]

Boss Wife

Available digitally

[superpeanutgarden]

So the thing is, I deeply dislike sewing. Hand sewing is fine, but machine sewing is so boring (the worst thing to be).

And I, in my infinite wisdom, decided to create several sewing projects for myself that need to be done WITHIN THE NEXT MONTH!!!!!!

There's the TWO florentine style gowns with accompanying chemises for a found-family photoshoot in December, AND THEN theres the ENTIRE ASS DRESS that I decided to make for the annual EGL New Years Meet (basically a very frilly met gala), as well as a waistcoat for my boyfriend so he can match.

Thing is, the New Year's Meet is low priority because it costs money and currently everything I have is going towards Bill's and basic living costs, but that's why I decided to make a dress in the first place!!!!!!

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Not to mention the six other ACTIVE PROJECTS that I started and then either forgot about or put down to work on something else. The ADHD is going WILD right now lads, and I am NOT fully in control of what gets done.

The good news is, one of the florentine gowns is really just me refurbishing a Tudor gown that I got from my sewing mentor, so at least I'm not making it from scratch. And I'm almost done altering the bodice, and after that I just gotta reattach the skirt, make a front panel to hide the grommets, and make the sleeves (maybe. The other gowns in the picture wont have hidden grommets, and the specific gown that this one is meant to match might not have sleeves, which would make my whole life so much easier)

Honestly, I might need to schedule a sewing/crafting day with some friends. I dont think I'll get enough done otherwise.

[atalana]

but seriously i do find it so funny that ford was like OH GOD MY PRECIOUS REPUTATION after bill possessed him around other people for all of one night

and then he gets back to this dimension after thirty years and this is now the photo the press associates with his name

[eerna]

Personally I'd rather see the entire Hollywood movie industry fall apart than the strike fail. Movies won't stop being made, they will just stop being sponsored by worker abuse, and if that means no more millions of dollars worth epics then so be it idc

EDIT: OK this is gaining way too much attention while being vague and hyperbolic and ranty so let's make one thing clear - I am NOT lauding projects which don't adhere to union requirements, this is about the fact that big studios pretend like they are the only ones who can give you entertainment and if they can't make projects, you'll be sad and bored forever, and also that the only worthwhile pieces of media are projects worth an ungodly amount of money. This is obviously a lie, since there have been studios that agreed to work under new union requirements, and that's what I mean by "movies won't stop being made" - there will always always always be projects, big and small, that won't ignore what unions have to say. And in a dreamlike hypothetical future where big Hollywood industry falls apart, other smaller and more manageable studios will rise to take their place, and they'll have a cautionary tale on what will happen to them if they try to push it again.

[kooldewd123]

wild life episode one: wow, six lives seems kinda excessive. how deadly do they expect these wild cards to be?

wild life episode two: oh.

wild life episode three: OH.

[northernfireart]

read the whole story> here by @clarionglass :)

[pangur-and-grim]

look at that transformation! well done, Belphie, you’ve defeated death!

[stemmmm]

more people gotta try this shit where bill has not improved and will not change but he's just chilling so its fine probably. its great

[ottermatopoeia]

Everyone's all "i'll fuck your dad" until they realize that means they'd have to fuck someone over 40. and those people are weak.

[inkskinned]

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

[egophiliac]

since Eng is getting 7.5 soon(?), I felt motivated to go back to my Meleanor rig and make her a couple of lesson animations! ...except for alchemy, because the cauldron bubbles proved too hard to photoshop around, whoops.

maybe she just got lost on her way to the classroom...?

(credit: backgrounds are from the game, I just put her on top of 'em)

(aside from the backgrounds, this is not an edit, I drew her from scratch! please do not tag or treat as an edit!)

[sophfandoms53]

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS THE COOLEST MOTHERFUCKER EVER NO ONE IS DOING IT LIKE HIM IM LOSING MY MINDDDD MY BOY IS SO BACK

[theworldsforgottenboy]

Every fall out boy song is like *nonsense lyric* *nonsense lyric* *the most profound cunt serving couplet in the English language since Shakespeare that sends you straight back to middle school* *nonsense*