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#doll skin#roam#every avenue#sum 41#my chemical romance#we are the in crowd#a rocket to the moon#we are harlot#with confidence#valencia#the downtown fiction#pop-punk#alt rock#meme#shitpost#i didn't include anti flag in this 'cause the wound was too fresh but damn#also I know some of these guys aren't TECHNICALLY disbanded;#like quite a few of them have done reunion shows#but none of them except Sum 41 and MCR are actually Active-active; ie have new music on the way as well as touring#JET#the gallery#go:audio#sugarcult#time tells all#the incredibles#mr incredible
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IM NOT KIDDING PEOPLE NEED TO STOP MAKING JOKES ABOUT LOGAN HOWLETTS MANY LOVERS BECAUSE I CANT KEEP LAUGHING LIKE THIS ILL ACTUALLY STOP BREATHING
i saw someone say "he gets passed around that mansion like the communal kitchen scissors" and I'm actually not okay
I cannot breathe I'm laughing so hard
#we love whoreverine#logan whorelett#LOGAN HARLOT#every variation of the “he gets passed around the mansion like _____” joke is funnier than the last#i thrive on these please dont stop#xmen#x men#xmen 97#logan howlett#hugh jackman#wolverine#scogan#poolverine#RoLo#scogean#logean#???#jelo#who the fuck knows#anyone else????#logurt#whats logan and morphs name???#lomorph#morgan???#MORGAN#stop#i need to go to sleep
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QUEER CHARACTERS IN PERIOD DRAMA TELEVISION → pre-twentieth century [insp]
#mine*#period drama#perioddramaedit#weloveperioddrama#perioddramasonly#usergay#wlwgif#wlwedit#mlmedit#mlmsource#lgbtedit#tusereliza#tuseraxia#uservalentina#userbecca#userrobin#usertreena#alielook#mialook#useraish#userhella#userzaynab#underbetelgeuse#userrin#tuservaleria#userarry#useralison#userkitkat#if you say 'why isnt xyz here' in the tags it's bc i had very strict criteria to prevent this from becoming ridiculously long#thank u spartacus black sails and harlots for providing half of this list we love u guys
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Bucky may be the neighbor who swims nude, but I feel like Ari would do the same. 😂
Bucky swims naked when he knows you're close by, nonnie. 😉 He likes to give you a show and wants you to come over and join him.
But Ari is very much that neighbor who hardly ever wears a shirt.
Getting the mail. Mowing his lawn. Just walking around. Man doesn't wear a shirt. Does he own one? He proves to you that he does when you catch him wearing one, but the thing still isn't buttoned. So you get a glimpse of his chest and abs and you may mumble to yourself that it's slut behavior because why else would he walk around like that? All. The. Time?
And, listen, Bucky gets that slut behavior because he walks around in sweatpants that leave nothing to the imagination and smirks when he catches you looking because he loves having your attention. And, of course, you look. You know what's packing and you want to feel him again.
And Steve?
Tiddies in those smedium shirts, his "poor" tenant wonders how the fabric doesn't rip. The man is smart and has money. Why can't he buy a shirt that fits? Or pants for that matter? Why do you want to bite his ass?
Harlots. All of them.
Love and thanks! ❤️
#navybrat answers#bucky barnes#neighbor!bucky barnes#bucky barnes x reader#ari levinson#neighbor!ari levinson#ari levinson x reader#steve rogers#landlord!steve rogers#steve rogers x reader#welcome to the neighborhood#harlots#and we love them for it#sweet nonnie#sending love ❤️#asks are always appreciated
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#babe wake up new (old) photos of oc harlot just dropped#orange cassidy#freshly squeezed#wrestling#aew wrestling#priscilla kelly#gigi dolin#we don't talk about where this match came from#the link takes you to the match on twitter also#photography
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I’ve been contemplating it and I think we really need to bring back the concept of the holy fool. I’ll go first
#acting the fool DOES come mighty natural to me#but in all seriousness#in this day and age it’s so easy to want to go to the furthest extreme to avoid any scandal. lest anyone get the wrong idea#and yes it is a good and holy thing to avoid scandal. but I do think it’s easy to fall into reputation as its own end#we need more saints who are willing to look a little insane for the love of god#marry a harlot like hosea. give all your dead husband’s possessions to the poor and put on all his clothes and start using his name as yours#like st xenia of petersburg#shave exactly half your beard off and keep it that way#like st philip neri#kick off all your clothes and walk off singing when the bishop tries to get you to listen to your dad#like st francis of assisi#the foolishness of god is wiser than the wisdom of men
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these guys don’t even need a plane ticket they can take one step and land in another continent💀
#it’s a wonder how people so frequently manage to stay away from malleus considering his legs have their own gravitational pull#can you imagine trying to keep up w their strides good LORD i’m out of breath just thinking about it#malleus and sebastian slightly move their legs and it causes a gust of wind so violent it incapacitates every person in a 100 mile radius#sebastian at least has the dignity to angle his body so we can’t see the anomaly known as his torso to legs ratio#but malleus. look into his eyes. he has no shame. he knows what he’s doing. he’s revelling in your discomfort.#lillia probably lied to him and said his legs were his best feature. now look at the consequence. here is a man with no shame#cover up you HARLOT. YOU WENCH.#the legs only a mother could love#that mother is yana toboso#twisted wonderland#twst wonderland#twst#twst malleus#twisted wonderland malleus#malleus draconia#black butler#kuroshitsuji#sebastian michaelis
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have u ever considered gojo trying to tease you about how into it you get whenever you suck him off, but how flustered he gets when you admit yeah, I like it more than I thought i would, mainly because it’s you, because you’re so pretty to look up at, you always treats me so well when I’m on my knees for you. now you’ve killed him, especially with the way you’ve been touching yourself all the while running your tongue up at that one vein on his shaft. dead. gone and buried.
#dead once more#I know sucking guys off isn’t the most popular topic on here (VALID CAUSE WE SHOULD COME FIRST)#but god. there are a few characters that I know sucking them off would be life changing#like kinda kinky but after a while becomes a comfort in a sense???#like feeling the head pop in and out of your mouth and how soft they feel against your cheeks#oh my god. who am I. why am I speaking of such harlot ways#this was inspired by the thought of Toji showing gojo how to fuck your mouth but I didn’t think anyone would wanna see it#(lie I’m just having anxiety about writing lately)#IM RAMBLING GOODNYE#—new treat in the streets! 🍫#gojo treats! 🍬#pause rereading my tags omfg the oral fixation really jumped out huh
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Can I ask for an hsc in which Adam is betrayed by his third wife for the third time (reader)
How would Adam react if he found out about this? Would he give a damn and go to whores or despair?
Thanks you
OH MY GOD ☹️☹️☹️☹️my face when i was writing adam fluff and I saw this notif pop up in my ask box. i think this one might be shorter than anything I write and I apologize for that.
Third time is NOT the charm | Adam x Fem!Wife! Reader
relationship: romantic warnings: mentions of cheating, aruging and just kinda angsty
OHHH HE IS SO HEARTBROKEN
He already had some slight trust issues with you cheating in the past, never fully able to trust you again, so he followed you. Sue him, he wanted to make sure you weren’t seeing someone.
Then he saw you enter an apartment you had never been to before, only to come out way later in the day to you looking so disheveled. He may not be a genius, but he knows for sure that you slept with someone else.
he gave you chance after chance, and yet you went behind his back once again
it is at this point, that he truly thinks that all of his failed relationships are his fault, that all of his inadequacies outweigh his better qualities, and that he is truly unloveable.
I would think he would fall into despair. since he forgave you two previous times, I think he was really in love with you. When he loves, he loves hard, making this all the more painful for him.
He spends a good while mourning the relationship, the love, and just everything.
Outwardly, he becomes more bitter, more of a dick than ever before. Everyone in heaven already avoids him like the plague, especially since his reputation wasn't the best due to his…whole personality. Now everyone avoids him in fear of him snapping at them.
But inwardly? He is so insecure and just looking for someone to hold him. A part of him wants to crawl into your arms and curl up like a wounded animal. Hoping that you would tend to it with such care, love, and grace that you once gave him.
Cries and gets drunk to Lute, telling her everything (Lute may or may not be planning your murder)
Begins to overthink your relationship.
Did you ever love him? Did you ever care for him? Were you like this in your life or just to him? Why even stay with him? What did he do to deserve this? Sure he was a shitty person, but he wasn’t a half-bad husband. He had never cheated on any of his wives.
When he finds the courage to confront you, he is trying so hard to keep it together. He does well, up until you go into detail about why you did it.
Why? You just felt like it.
If it was with three different guys, it would hurt him, yes, but it would hurt him far less than if you told him it was with the same guy. It would uproot his entire being if he found out you slept with Lucifer (once or three times it doesn't matter)
If you did get with Lucifer, this breaks him fundamentally. He lost his first wife (unknown that Eve also slept with him) to that fucking devil and he got nothing for it each time. Just the feeling of betrayal and another wall around his already guarded heart.
He gets so angry at your nonchalance that he bursts for you to get out and that you both are getting a divorce.
If you don’t care about it, it would hurt him more. In his mind, it shows that you never loved him, truly for him.
If you care about the divorce, it makes him more angry. Where was this remorse when you cheated on him the first time? What about the second time? Why is it now coming up that he is ending things for good?
Overall not a win-win situation.
Post-divorce, he vows to himself to not get with anyone. Now he is more of a dick, more nasty, vulgar, and everything under the sun. The pain of your cheating already hurt him in so many more ways that he is emotionally stunted romantically.
If you tried to get back with him, to start over, he would laugh in your face and spit at you.
I WAS LITERALLY MID WAY THROUGH WRITING THE PREGANT READER FIC WHEN THIS ENTERED MY ASK BOG anon when i catch you when i catch you anon /lh also hope this is what u wanted anon :D
anywayss hope yall enjoyeedd hehe
#hazbin hotel x reader#adam x reader#☾adoniswrites#anon ask#anon request#i didn't know we were HARLOTS#i was writing fluff and i saw this and my heart exploded#this ask tore me up im so sad
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>watching a period drama set in an 18th century brothel
>scene of a constable raid on said brothel
>guy comes out of a room naked with a tricorne over his crotch, yells WHO DARES INTERFERE WITH AN ENGLISHMAN’S RIGHT TO GO WHORING
>i scream in delight at seeing arthur kirkland himself depicted so faithfully
#hws england#i’m arthurposting too much lately!!!#text#the show is harlots on hulu btw and this happens in the first ep#i’m rewatching it#s1 is great s2 imo was a mixed bag#s3 i never got to but i heard it was terrible we shall see#an englishman’s right to go whoring is his excuse for going to france
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soap’s probably tattling to save his own hide and then grabbing bub to stay out of the line of fire
absolutely tattling
unless he likes having readers' ire directed his way then ghost is def interfering and snitching on himself
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People have to understand that the show has a formula that each story follows. The final 2 episodes always involve fighting until a last minute reconciliation, at least Polin had a realistic journey to that reconciliation.
#bridgerton season 3#bridgerton#polin#harlot speaks#nicola coughlan#luke newton#saphne had a decent reconciliation#kanthony dragged everything out too long and we all know it#benophie shippers#please keep this in mind
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Eva, that is pure harlot behavior. The audacity. Send him to my room.
Immediately.
But is this Hal Carter trying to get some attention while he's working, as if his shirtless appearance wasn't enough?
Or is that ranch hand!Bucky reminding you that it isn't going to suck itself?
Love and thanks! ❤️
#navybrat answers#hal carter#bucky barnes#ranch hand!bucky barnes#harlot behavior#and we thank him for it#send him to my room#biteofcherry#sending love ❤️#asks are always appreciated#sebastian stan
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"irreversible disposal hole" alright fgos in its holes era. lets see how it plays out
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Love how Spirit and Kami wanted to beat the “they should be at the club” allegations by either going on vacation forever/doing the hanky panky with everyone in town fhenenwnwm
#sad but funny lol#we all know who the better parent is tho#*flips off Kami*#also wondering how big DC is#since Maka probably has to make a map of all the places to avoid bc of her harlot dad lmao#imagine you can’t even go Barnes and Nobles bc your dad rocked the cashier’s world#soul eater#spirit albarn#kami albarn
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i was at the doctor today to get a new prescription and on my way out i coughed a little but into my elbow cuz hello?? and the woman in front of me in the stairs turned to glare at me while i was coughing and i was like sorry for being sick that's why I'm visiting the fucking doctor. cabbage patch kids looking ass hoe. anyway literally 15 seconds later she coughed again in the open air like a hooligan. just hacking and making sure her germs spread as far and wide as possible. i couldn't help the ewwww that escaped me but i feel like it wasn't enough bc 2 hours later I'm still seething wallah if i catch her it's on sight. who the hell coughs like that??? also when i was at the bank these two women were GLUED to me i had to turn and be like can you move??? so that i could take my money in peace. that's why i don't leave the house
#we were a good 3 meters apart but unlike her i had to walk into the miasma of germs she left in her stead#that harlot...
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